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π‘΄π’†π’…π’Šπ’„π’‚π’ 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 (5/6)πŸ©ΊπŸ’‰ || π‘΄π’†π’Žπ’†π’“ || π‘ͺ𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒂 𝒇𝒂𝒏 πŸ’™ || π‘¨π’π’Šπ’Žπ’† 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓

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John referring to himself as the disciple whom Jesus loved most in a book he wrote himself:
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The Bible is a serious book. But it does have some funny moments in there, you gotta admit. What moment in the Bible do you find funny or makes you laugh?
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Where does Medicine meet entertainment?
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"Next semester, I'm going to read every slide as soon as it drops on the group chat"
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There's no difference between the South African that says Chidimma Adetshina should be deported because of her father's roots and the Nigerian that says Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour shouldn't be Governor of Lagos because his mother is Igbo.
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Doctors seeing that no one can afford an apple a day anymore
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@TansuYegen How he gonna be like
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If I catch Ben Carson, wetin I go do am ehhhh...
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Guyyyyyyyyyy, oil company’s entry level salary is over 700k monthly
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*Pharmacology exam What are the adverse effects of (drug name)? Nausea, Vomiting, Diarrhea:
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Nobody suffers in Nigeria like the person who insists on doing the right thing.
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You want to bring back doctors from the diaspora but are you aware that a doctor who came back from diaspora to serve her fatherland has been kidnapped along with her nephew for over 7 months. 20 medical students and some doctors were kidnapped yesterday at Benue and a ransom of
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FG unveils plans to bring back 12,400 japa doctors.
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I will probably get spite for this... It just doesn't make sense that the same convention that these students were going for is still holding almost like this kidnap never happened.
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@dannytito23 Or John 20: 3, where he made sure to write about how he outran Peter to the tomb. Like bro, I'm loved most and I'm faster than you.
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Are you actually reading or are you recopying the slide? Me: Na
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Consultant: When I was a medical student, we used to come to the hospital before 8AM and leave by 6PM Me: Let's worship him now, I say president🫱 general🫲 among the nations πŸ’ͺ✊
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MBBS (Nig.) and MBBS (Lagos) going aura for aura on the TL
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Today makes it exactly a week since 20 medical students and a house officer were abducted at Benue on their way to a convention. πŸ’” What kind of country do we live in?
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Respectfully, I am calling out the Federation of Catholic Medical students (FECAMDS) Why is the convention still going on? Why am I seeing clips of this event on the socials? It had me second guessing myself if these students were actually kidnapped for a minute
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I will probably get spite for this... It just doesn't make sense that the same convention that these students were going for is still holding almost like this kidnap never happened.
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God abeg, na me first use this style beg you. Let me pass my 4TH MBBS exam, oh Lord.
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Stethoscope is now 11K, in case you see me wearing it outside the hospital, no question my sanity biko, ice na ice
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Consultant opens mouth Medical student starts writing into jotter that will never be read again:
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Me and the boys at the UNMSA Dinner....
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Thomas Shelby woulda be proud of me last night
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I JUST GAVE MY FIRST IM INJECTION
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*Consultant cracks a very dry joke I and my colleagues just because we need his signature:
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Tears, literal tears 😭
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JUST IN: 20 Medical Students Kidnapped In Benue Rescued – Security Sources
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POV: Ward round Consultant looks at radiograph, hands me radiograph to make my interpretation Me pretending like I understand what I'm seeing:
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Nobody: Medical students at morning reviews and departmental clinical conferences:
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In-patients when they see you coming to clerk them:
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Me cuts plaster for my SR... Me in my logbook: observed and assisted for nasogastric intubation
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I think our universities should grant us one chance to change our profile picture on the school portal.
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@FREETIMM Get your Yoruba ronu self out of here
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Dear God please, these students and doctors were on their way to serve you at FECAMDS convention. I believe you are working out the answer.
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My class now finalists. Coming back to quote this with my induction picture next year.
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Everybody stand up! My school just graduated fresh batch of doctors.
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No word from the police. No word from the government. No word from the church. Inter MS activities are still ongoing. Another convention will even hold this month. An association president has been trying to stifle people from tweeting about this. I wonder where we're headed as
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Today makes it exactly a week since 20 medical students and a house officer were abducted at Benue on their way to a convention. πŸ’” What kind of country do we live in?
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If I divide my money into three, the malnutrition that will follow will not be welcomed by wellcome classification. They will have to create special group for it.
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Yup! You should keep your emergency funds separate from your savings and your savings separate from your long-term savings. πŸ‘
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@BWGovernment You'd think it's his obituary 😭
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Consultant watching you examine your patient from the left hand side of the bed.
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Before we look outward to criticize, let's look inwards within ourselves
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The Leaders of the #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria protest were traced through social media, unjustly apprehended and now being tried in secret. Meanwhile, 20 medical students and a house officer tweeted information about their kidnap on this app and are yet to be found. I wonder
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BREAKING: Nigerian Government Deploys Heavily Armed Soldiers, Police, DSS Personnel To Abuja Court For Alleged Secret Trial Of #EndBadGovernance Protest Leaders | Sahara Reporters
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When you leave the hall and find out you wrote an essay on hemostasis instead of homeostasis
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@Olympics After they called her a man, I wanted her to win gold so bad
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Others: chasing the bag Medical student: chasing signatures
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"Keep it on a low", they said. "The kidnappers are also here on social media" Meanwhile, we're getting new info about the victims on Day 7πŸ’”
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Lilian Chinedu Osunwa
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Just got to know that 2 nursing students were among the kidnapped crew on their way to FECAMDS convention. What the heck?! #FreeThe20MedStudents
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Conso: Are you here for the attendance or are you here to learn? Me: Na
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@fredwilliamsOil Your display name is very befitting but I don't think you're from London.
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Let's worship him now (med school edition)
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Consultant: When I was a medical student, we used to come to the hospital before 8AM and leave by 6PM Me: Let's worship him now, I say president🫱 general🫲 among the nations πŸ’ͺ✊
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Apparently, a medical student is an unpaid 9-5 worker and a house officer is an underpaid 9-5 worker.
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Now send them to Benue to rescue the 20 medical students
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IGP Trains Special Intervention Squad on Riot/Civil Engagement, tactical Operations. VIPs commend Police for embarking on training and attitudinal change.
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One side of medical school no one talks about is being so busy you can't watch your favorite shows/anime when they're released. You just have to forsake it for your academics.
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Her boy:
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Ellie πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘©
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Ever since I met this boy my breasts have not known peace
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Morning before exam, they will still post: Preparation: 0% Composure: 100%
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Medicine culture shock: Most medical students never admit that they are studying.
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First stage of grief when you realize your logbook is missing
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Med school just keeps taking, man. Your time, your hair, your beard, everything...
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medicine has taken so much from me than it has actually given
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If I don't use book and kill myself this weekend, I'll have to commit academic seppuku by Monday
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Nobody: My brain cells coming together to remember the Glasgow coma scale:
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It hurts that even if this guy comes to my uni, I'll be at the teaching hospital doing "... anicteric, acyanosed..."
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THE KINE πŸŒ•πŸ–€
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I’m blessed.
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Ta-da
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3. A picture of you in scrubs or in your uniform.
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@CF_Compss This is not real, right?
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I think I speak for everyone when I say, no medical student has ever seen a house officer as inferior.
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Medical student today, you'll be a doctor tomorrow and a medical student will also see you as inferior because you're just a House Officer. Na so life dey, e go soon be your turn.
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Widal test
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name a scam
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If I don't use book and kill myself this weekend, I'll have to commit academic seppuku by Monday
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It's been six days in captivity. It's also likely that they have been starved the past six days. #FreeThe20MedStudents #freethe
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Tomorrow, Thursday August 22, will make it one full week our colleagues were abducted. Whether they’re dead or alive right now, we don’t know. Are we really just going to forget that 20 medical students are in captivity and move on with our lives??
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Consultant go use "this group is so unserious, this the worst group ever" whine your group but no fear na wetin him tell last group
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A medical student once said: better a sincere sleep than a hypocritical study
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A medical student once said: Yesterday's stuff cannot suffice for today's percussion.
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Me as a medical student trying to explain to family and friends that I have to come to the hospital everyday with the doctors and rotate through different specialties but that doesn't mean that I have specialized, I'm not even a doctor yet.
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Explaining how med school works to non-medical families is a workout on its own. The struggle is real
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@tomiwebstr That guy that said "Come inside"... 😭
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@_Zeets Even better
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Amartem softgel N2800, even plasmodium no go believe 😞
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"Who clerked "I will not this patient" sign your logbook"
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So make I follow una chase consultant for signature? Wetin go come do my steeze? My composure?
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3 months
O&G Pediatrics
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
4 months
As a med student, 70% of your time in the hospital is you realizing that you know nothing
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
Chemist: Should I add paracetamol? Me:
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
Amartem softgel N2800, even plasmodium no go believe 😞
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
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"Madam what brings you to the hospital today?" "Fever. Only fever" Consultant shows up and complaints magically starts appearing from nowhere. "Sir, it's a lie. It's not just fever. This leg has been paining me for the past 3 years"
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What is betrayal?
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
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@Whotfismick
13 days
Post a TV show that you're the only person you think remembers it exists
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
4 months
Case study...
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
4 months
Med school just keeps taking, man. Your time, your hair, your beard, everything...
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
29 days
@TrackGazette Proposing after winning nothing. Respect.
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
For me, 3rd MB is the hardest exam so far in medical school. Very horrible experience. You go jus wake up, you never baff, you never chop, you no even check whether you dey breathe... You go jus carry book begin jack.😭
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rae_timzy
@omo_Akinbile
3 months
Before path During path and pharm and pharm
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
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I tell you many Nigerians do not know the importance of a defibrillator. If they did, they'd stone our politicians. In a cardiac arrest, CPR won't save your life without a defibrillator and people can't even do the basic CPR. You are just one medical emergency from dying here.
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Ogbuevi
@RebelChuck
1 month
Lost my friend turned brother on 13/12/2023 to a heart attack, he stood a chance of surviving if only the hospital he was rushed to had a Defibrillator. About a month later i landed in Frankfurt airport to find that each room in the airport had a defibrillator. Airport o
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
9 days
Having both parents alive and they support and provide for you.
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Jodi-Ann Quarrie (Yoo Need More Jodi)
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14 days
What is a luxury that most people don’t realise is a luxury?
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
Sometimes, I think of how beautiful my induction pictures will look and smile. That's one of the things keeping me going now.
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
This meme is still making me laugh hours later 🀣
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
I will clerk, I will clerk I will clerk, I will clerk ooooo, if I no clerk, Conso will make mess of me😭
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
2 months
Are you happy or are you a medical student?
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
22 days
June 2023, we lost three medical students to the cold hands of death due to negligence August 2023, it was Dr Vwaere Diaso who died in an elevator accident. To the best of my knowledge, said elevator hasn't been repaired till date after vague promises were made
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
22 days
@DavidHundeyin "It will not happen to me and my family" then everyone moves on
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
2 months
When you finish Pediatrics posting:
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
If you measure your head circumference right after Pediatric posting, you will notice an increase
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
Nothing is more humbling than medical school. That 45 after shouting "Fear my comeback" will humble you.
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
The way med students hunt for patient to clerk is like a predator - prey scenario
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
1 month
@Samido26 You fit encrypt am finish make DSS still come pick you tomorrow
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
22 days
@Kyrie_54 Just pray that Nigeria doesn't happen to you
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
4 months
That period around the fourth/fifth year of medical school where you see your friends in other departments graduate before you.πŸ˜ͺ
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
22 days
Her name is Dr. Ganiyat Popoola. Please RT.
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
You can take a consultant's clerking and present to another consultant and that consultant will definitely find something wrong in it
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
So make I follow una chase consultant for signature? Wetin go come do my steeze? My composure?
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
The way med students hunt for patient to clerk is like a predator - prey scenario
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
1 month
@GreatDeximal See how this one trying to sound like he's educated. Most of you will be just like Hitler if placed in a position of power.
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
2 months
Performed my first phlebotomy today, y'all. The patient's vein been wan whine me but I no panic.
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
3 months
MBBS XY should date the MBBS XX and I will die on this hill
@omo_Akinbile
rae_timzy
@omo_Akinbile
3 months
β€œYou don’t love me anymore” khe, I’m preparing for MB boboyi
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
1 month
@theresachantal Nahh, everybody hates Noah not just NBA fans
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
10 days
"Anencephaly is incompatible with life. How are you still alive?"
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Ugonna
@frau_ug
11 days
I hope the doctors didn’t just assume because it’s his brother it will match. Idk mahn, Don’t trust Nigeria for some kain things. There’s this lack of thoroughness that Nigeria allows
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Dr. X βš•οΈπŸ©Ί
@MichaelCletus17
2 months
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