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Engineer/Writer/Artist/ #Democrat /+18/๐Ÿ”ž #WhiteRose #NoDemUnder1K #HarrisWalz2024 #TrumpIsWeird Join me and #AbandonTwitter on 11/06/24. @mak @mastadon .world

Joined July 2012
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REMINDER: Regardless of who wins, there will be no reason to stay on Twitter after the Presidential Election. Participation would only benefit Elon Musk & the other enemies of Democracy he empowers. On 11/06/25 I intend to #AbandonTwitter , and I encourage others to do the same.
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@maryswraith Before Bill and Frank's final dinner together in TLOU, the camera shows scenes around the compound. That's when you discover they never filled in the pit-trap that caught Frank. They never wanted to forget the first time they met.
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@patrick_hruby <sighs in Iran-Contra Affair> <stares in Nixon Pardon> <strokes beard in McCarthy Era> <chuckles in Teapot Dome Scandal> <spits tobacco in Reconstruction> <washes blood from hands in Trail of Tears> <stares silently in 3/5th Compromise>
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@shannonrwatts @NevSchulman - Owner's card - Yearly inspection - Proof of Insurance (must produce if using/transporting the gun/rifle) We do this for cars; why not guns?
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@ElieNYC I'm still trying to wrap my mind around a VP who exercised Presidential powers over security forces without the permission of the sitting President.
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@BornAKang Good thing is that plumbing system is gonna have the healthiest joints in the neighborhood.
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@kdnerak33 Baiting MAGA is the equivalent of catching fish in a barrel with your bare hands.
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@maryswraith They pack a lot in every scene...
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@McFaul The feeling when you're 'inside guy' is gone...
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@Mhuyo <chuckles in pencil and paper>
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@Yoda4ever @statmandue TONIGHT! ON 'UNDERCOVER BOSS'...
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@Tendar @TrueFactsStated Amazing that none of those soldiers show any situational awareness. They all have Kalashnikov; they should be pointing them out like quills on a porcupine. They know drones may be incoming. Says a *lot* about the quality & lack of training of Russians front-line troops.
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Senator Foreman @IDSenDanTheMan is a disgrace to the people of Idaho.
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@Lycandula @Mhuyo What do you mean, stain... OH CRAP.
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@natepentz This man needs to serve two terms as Vice President, and two terms as President.
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@HeidiLiFeldman #29 - Be as brave as you can. #18 - Be calm when the unthinkable arrives.
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@iscotchdotca @Graezex @annesecure ...and you just confirmed that it is too hard for men to say 'I don't know...'. ๐Ÿคฃ
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@annesecure I'm pretty aware of things feminine but I never would have guessed a woman needed up to 20 tampons per period. Mind blown. Ladies; much respect.
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@MistedMystery @ikarisyeun THIS๐Ÿ‘† Blown away by everything else but the plot.
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@notcapnamerica @AChangeWillCome The best revenge is living well.
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@JohnFetterman and it's Wegner's approved!๐Ÿคฃ
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@Tendar Just a thought: Maybe these troops didn't use their rifles because they *didn't have ammunition*?!? They only get their clips after arriving at their final command location. That would prevent them from attempting a mutiny and surrendering while enrout. ๐Ÿคจ
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@ParkerMolloy @MrJonCryer He's part of the Holy Trinity, so pretty much.
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. @BCross052422 , Nikki Cross and others have been outside of @Uvalde_CISD โ€™s office on Getty St. since before 7 a.m. demanding that SI Dr. Harrell launch an investigation into the school districtโ€™s police officersโ€™ response on May 24 at Robb Elementary. #Uvalde @LivesRobbed
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@qlou112 She's only 22. If she is under the influence, hopefully she's surrounded by people that will keep her safe. Hollywood isn't kind to the vulnerable.
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@notcapnamerica 'WAIT... Are you telling me the FBI can just BARGE RIGHT INTO HIS HOME with NO ADVANCE WARNING and BREAK INTO HIS SAFE?!'
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@jowrotethis . @ChrisEvans did a hell of a job. But when you talk about America and the 4th of July, this will always be my Capt. America.
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@Havoc_Six WOAH... His Wiki listing is a Trip! All his sexual offenses... AND THEN THIS ABOUT UKRAINE!
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@EveSimmns This is the content I crave, Eve. Comedy gold. <laughs too hard> <start #Scromiting >
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@ThreatNotation Wow. I gotta get my fridge tuned.
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@evamckend Harris is already there in DC doing great work; perfectly positioned to step in if/when needed; ready to run on day one For POTUS in 2028. The Press is falling for a Republican head fake.
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@kendallybrown The Cop immediately opened the door to his car without even identifying himself?!? WUT?!?
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@Needle_of_Arya What polysci PhD would have thought a tv comedian would become Ukraine's Winston Churchill? Or that Walz would become the *perfect* VP choice? I just thank God for people like Harris being at the right place at the right time, and leave the analysis for the post-game party.
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@RonFilipkowski Nixonian paranoia, Reaganesque economics and Trumpian narcissism... Desantis hit the trifecta.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt My new tactic in my mind...
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@TheRealHoarse @TomFitton <voice of Werner Herzog>: "In reality, Tom Fitton did not figure it out. He merely wandered aimlessly through life; his mind sinking into a mire of nightmarish MAGA thoughts and fears. A dark, mental pall that followed him from room to room, ever threatening, never ceasing..."
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@ElieNYC @StormyDaniels @StormyDaniels should never go without a free meal, free drink, or free car ride for life.
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@AngryBlackLady Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
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It's time for this School Board Director to go. He was appointed, not elected, and he should be fired for his disgraceful post. I wouldn't want this weirdo around my children, let alone be on the school board.
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MAGA @PAGOP @SASDinfo school board Director William Formica, responding to a tweet from a Bot acct asking to name 1 accomplishment of VP Kamala Harris, a former US Senator, AG & DA, wrote โ€œShe blew a lot of dudes.โ€ Should he resign or be asked to resign?
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@Andie00471 @PalmerReport They can re-use the old lawn signs and save money.
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@blevimyers @sophie_kasakove The blame for this lies *solely* with the State of LA; they have done NOTHING to help low-income borrowers during and insurance crisis they refuse to acknowledge, and bend over backward to support millionare insurers - the main villians of the story.
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@GrahamStarr I have to modify this now to add '...or the children' at the end of the sentence.
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@notcapnamerica I'm sorry just one more (I'm not really sorry).
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@notcapnamerica @financejonE Why is she calling herself Meghan McCain? She's a married woman now; it should be Meghan Domenech. For a faithful Christian woman, she seems to not know her place. Ben might have to send her to those salt mines he's so fond of...
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@notcapnamerica That must have been a sweet line to deliver...
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@JakeSherman Looking forward to the NPR report on his retirement... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘
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@EWErickson A red state already *had* two blue Senators; they re-elected one of the blue Senators because, well, it really isn't a red state.
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@notcapnamerica This guy is having his Alex Jones moment...
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@Freeyourmindkid In the movie version, they need to cast Jamie Foxx as the father and Denzel Washington in an uncredited role as the man in the black suit, wondering when he gets to go home.
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@jointdocShields Missing: The Color Purple, Do the Right Thing, Coming to America, Harlem Nights, School Daze, Lean On Me, Glory, Beverly Hills Cop, Purple Rain, A Soldier's Story, Krush Groove... ๐Ÿค”
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@clairewillett If the new 'Little Mermaid' was still in production during this whole Lizzo kerfuffle, and I had control of the film, I'd be inserting that crystal flute into a scene with the Mermaid and have her play it.
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@billybinion One of the main reasons the abortion debate is so remarkably unpleasant is that the anti-abortion side is willing to kill people on the pro-choice side to impose their onerous religious beliefs on all of us. Don't you *dare* both-side this issue.
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@ditzkoff GREAT GOOGLEY MOOGLEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING!
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@kdnerak33 I have relatives I don't even speak with anymore because they'r so lost in their religious and political hate. It's like split families during the American Civil War, but with less of the ball-and-musket messiness.
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@KyleClark PETERS SENTENCE: Judge not painting a sympathetic picture; "You're as privileged as they come... You're a charlatan..." Fines Issued (+$2K) Count 1,4 - 3-1/2 rs C 2 - 3-1/2 yrs C 8 - 120 days; C 9,10 - 6 mo; C 6 - 16 mo WOW.
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@2Strong2Silence BATHE IN THE LIGHT OF JVSTICE.
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@McFaul Kick Russia off the Security Council.
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@ElieNYC If this isn't evidence enough to expand the Supreme Court, nothing is.
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@mmpadellan In vino Veritas indeed!
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@richcoastrican For me, he will always be Cowboy Curtis; and I don't say this in jest. It's hard to do drama, and difficult to do Shakespeare. But comedy on this level takes a dedication and self-sacrifice that few possess. Fishburne does it all, and makes it look effortless.
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@RawStory Looking forward to hearing your apology on the air, Jay.
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@JesseLehrich Why aren't States seizing the buses & planes being used by Abbot and DeSantis to illegally transport immigrants across State borders? Aren't these vehicles being used in the commission of a crime? Don't you think the companies that own these vehicles would think twice?
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@CheriJacobus @RonFilipkowski That same resentment runs through many issues: college loan forgiveness, social security, etc. They try to couch their arguments in terms of 'fairness' when it's really just resentment bubbling over - "we suffered, why shouldn't *they*?"
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@SarahCAndersen Tune in next week for another exciting episode of... 'Lilith: Demon Chiropracter'
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@davenewworld_2 This is in Ohio. They have a law on the books, Section 2903.01 - Aggravated Murder, that covers the 'unlawful termination of a pregnancy'. Shouldn't he be charged with TWO murders?
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@MAstronomers Mars, there's nothing to be ashamed of. There are plenty of over-the-counter medicines that can help.
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@KyleClark Prosecution witness (coworker?) tearing Peter's a new one at the podium...
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@Freeyourmindkid Meal Team Six continues to impress.
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@KyleClark At least 2 hours long - one for each side, then whatever the Judge needs to use. (And it appears you can hear them whispering!) Judge doesn't sound that friendly... I have my popcorn ready.
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@petrameyerx @McFaul Plenty of windows in the Kremlin.
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@notcapnamerica 'Smile: The MAGA-ning'
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@KyleClark The Court is taking a short break, and the Judge is HYDRATING BIG TIME.
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Does anyone really believe that all #Trump sent #Putin were COVID tests? He could have put a micro memory card with scans of every Secret document at MAr-A-Lago in those boxes, and no one would know. #TrumpIsATraitor
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@MaxRocked @madrid_mike @lexikav I think Mike means the Republicans are Quint, Hooper and Brody; and Harris is the Shark with extra-large batteries.๐Ÿคฃ
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@MistedMystery @hereszo @ikarisyeun Example of plot problems... ๐ŸšจSPOILERS๐Ÿšจ: - Killer monkey side-plot; jarring and confusing (although, again, very well shot and acted). - Cable Guy scenes - Horse in the Box; was Rickey feeding the creature all of Haywoods horses from the beginning? - Rickey's weird secret room.
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@BeschlossDC 'Profiles in Courage'; I believe Santos already wrote it.
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@Independent Here are some flowers for your loss...
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@TristanSnell It's not called Cruditรฉ unless it comes from the Cruditรฉ District of New Jersey. Otherwise it's just sparkling vegetable platter. @JohnFetterman
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@KyleClark Cody Davis, Mesa County Commissioner toting up the costs to the County due to Peters affair: $1.4M.
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@michelle_byoung WAIT... WUT...
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@Nick_Newman Car stuck the landing; it was an almost flawless performance.
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@emmabo @ChuckWendig Trauma Surgeon 1: 'OK people, it's over. We did all we could. Call it.' Trauma Surgeon 2: '1239 hours; page 305.' Nurse: 'She was only 45 pages from the end... How sad.'
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@notcapnamerica 'We'll eat... er... adopt your baby.'
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@louceph ONE RINGO TO RULE THEM ALL.
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@CovertShores Don't forget the Flag Ship Moskva; pride of the Russian Surface Fleet...
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@JasonColavito @Checkmite In addition, any work you do to *edit* AI writing serves to make the AI more 'life like'. And on that day, when you have served your usefulness, you will no longer be needed. Pretty Goddamn frightening.
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@notcapnamerica Don't worry, Dandy Andy Sullivan is picking up the s lack today.
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I have a bad feeling about this... #Trump will do anything to distract from the DNC Convention. He'll make Tuesday a veritable hate fest, targeted at @KamalaHarris and Obama. The press better not take the bait.
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Trump just announced a โ€œcrime and safetyโ€ rally for next Tuesday in Howell, Michigan, a town that has been heavily associated with the KKK for decades. Indeed, just late last month White Supremacists marched in the town chanting โ€œWe love Hitler. We love Trump.โ€ Some but not all
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@Jimbo3DC @maryswraith Did you see the art hanging on the walls? It shows Frank's incredible artistic talent, and his continuing physical decline. The last portrait of Bill is in red, white and blue - mirroring Bill's American flags throughout the episode... As a budding artist, I was shook.
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@Jay_Sutherland_ You know what's also signals something very individualistic and neoliberal?
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