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Probably putzin' in the garden.

South Orange, NJ
Joined October 2013
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@Michael07079
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5 years
@skinbag77 @NikkiMcR @ndrew_lawrence I’m good with Corona taking him out
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@ambernoelle @texaninnyc This may be an unpopular opinion, but Gwyneth Paltrow has never been that attractive.
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3 years
@girlsreallyrule A guy with a Maserati is telling us what we can’t afford.
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@JoshuaPotash Why are they checking the citizenship status of witnesses?
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4 years
@nytimes Who would have guessed that a white guy named Madison Cawthorn from North Carolina would be racist.
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3 years
@JeremyTColes Not a tweet to be proud of.
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3 years
@Alli_Brennan She’s fucking busy
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2 years
@yardofbeef @Acyn Let’s not shame sex workers
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@emilydenison @amyklobuchar And how "To whoever is in charge" is the perfect shade.
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4 years
@MarkMeadows @RandPaul It will fail because 45 republican senators are refusing to stand up for our democracy. It's not something to be proud of.
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4 years
@pamelabailey1 @emiliavalos Your husband also had a clear path to citizenship because he married a citizen. And REALLY bad timing with this advice.
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4 years
@drdavidsamadi @realDonaldTrump Yes, this graph shows that we NEVER came down to the level that Europe was able to. And now we're going UP from a much higher baseline. It's not good news.
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@cochraf @DonaldJTrumpJr Third generation rich boy who has only worked for his daddy's company.
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4 years
@FoxNews “Reporting” is the key word.
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6 years
@wernerdude @jackmjenkins @AOC @WSJ And his job is also proposing and approving ways to spend other people’s money.
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@ProjectLincoln What is this? North Korean Vogue?
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@IlseMontes_ @LeavittAlone Yup, while carrying guns.
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@nfarouky @MothPriestess It’s not her administration.
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@LLPoliticsNews @thedailybeast But how much more money could they want??? It’s pathological. There’s no benefit to society for this kind of hoarding to exist.
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5 years
@EricKleefeld @KurtRexCooper Am I supposed to think this is a bad thing?
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@OrangePaulp Very journalist. Very demure. Not at all cutesy.
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4 years
@AngrierWHStaff Trumps latest presser is 35 minutes of him rambling on and on about random shit. Now, he's claiming his not overweight and is "in perfect shape."
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@SopanDeb @maggieNYT These words have far more to do with the writer that the subject.
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@NonyeKings @emshelx @Kirsty_Hulse Nah, I wouldn’t get involved. Just call the flight attendant.
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4 years
@Craig_A_Spencer @williamlegate I’m more and more convinced he never had COVID.
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2 years
@SIfill_ Going to school is about learning about the world, the different types of people you'll encounter and how to understand their experiences outside of your own.
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@AdamWeinstein @chrislhayes It was brilliant -- accusing the administration of obstruction and having a plausible excuse for needing to change testimony.
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@NotATweeter16 @MuellerSheWrote How to they square this with "back the blue?" It truly blows my mind.
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@glennkirschner2 Isn’t the electoral college supposed to have some sort of role here by preventing an unfit president from taking office. It was clear this man was unfit from the very beginning.
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@brianklaas It’s always projection with them.
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3 years
@patriottakes Guess what country arrests citizens for saying stuff like this: Russia.
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@CroninJThomas I’d be fired the same day if I said that about a colleague. And I’d deserve to be.
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@ddale8 I gotta say it again: enough with the old white men.
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2 years
@kylegriffin1 We knew they were coming for all of us. It isn't a coincidence that they beefed up their security in the last couple weeks.
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3 years
@sxwang01 There’s really nothing to be done to protect yourself.
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@platowizard @arithmoquine It’s hazing. All they do is update ppt decks.
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@JeremyTColes Assuming they paid? 🙄
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@VicBergerIV I absolutely can not tell if any of this is real today.
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@mziowagal Wait till you find out about Elvis Presley.
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@WFKARS So did the woman who walks our dogs. She's a better businesswoman than trump ever was.
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@cfree94 Guess he didn’t like being sexually harassed while at work.
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@AndrewFeinberg @Indians He's still mad he was booed at a baseball game.
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@SethAbramson And he just made a great ad for Biden.
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@nytimes Reportedly? This was confirmed by the German government.
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@maggieNYT Um, they’re actually there to serve the American people...
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@SethAbramson Even the crowd was appalled by that .
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@maggieNYT CNN cut him off 30 minutes ago
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@Beardandcamera It’s not.
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@stevenportnoy @maggieNYT @LindseyGrahamSC OMG, so the new defense is that they are too incompetent to pull off a crime?
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@CarterJohnston9 @realDonaldTrump Referring to Native Americans as Indians is disrespectful at the very least.
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@nytimes Well, wouldn’t the male doctors have to be able to find it first?
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@AngrierWHStaff About every five minutes he goes back on script to read a sentence or two that has nothing to do what he was previously rambling about.
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@ScuffyShoedCe @Bob_Wachter Honestly, I think it’s just as likely that he’s not ill at all and just taking a major gamble that he can pull off a sympathy vote to Hail Mary the election.
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@Lancegooden You're worried about something that isn't a thing.
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@RudineAdiaM @lydiakiesling NOTHING in savings to transfer over??
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@mainstgagan @AdamJSmithGA Correction: Maya Rudolph is brilliant. Period.
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@ragipsoylu I gasped when I watched this last night.
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@MollyJongFast @AOC Very strong opinions about what a brown woman does at a party.
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@kathrynw5 Ask her if she's been vaccinated.
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@RobMcNealy @jsidman @united Since when is violence a legal way to deal with frustration?
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@Susan_Hennessey Well, we gave up on doing anything meaningful about COVID (besides a vaccine) that would have allowed meaningful education.
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@kylegriffin1 Damn, he really thought he had a hot take there, didn’t he?
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@kylegriffin1 Nobody should be surprised. This was widely covered by the media when enacted. The middle class is getting soaked, as anticipated.
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@AlanDersh @joshgerstein You’re irrelevant to this discussion.
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@RonFilipkowski Yes, being an unemployed single mother is a dream.
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@ButHowDoUKnowit @susanbordson @maggieNYT The missing context is that Eric Trump has no way of knowing if Biden signed off — and that Trumps are known liars.
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@ryancage @nowthisnews He did call McCain a loser (and denied it this morning.) It’s on video, FFS.
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@CmarBob @MeghanMcCain She's not a good person.
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@CBSNews @FaceTheNation Yeah, she didn’t answer the question.
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@SuprSquirrel @brendonurie I didn't realize that Trump supporters were such huge fans of bisexual pop singers.
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@DerekMYoung @SRuhle The IRS said he was free to release his returns.
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@patriottakes Imagine wearing the logoed shirt of the job that fired you — practically every day.
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@FordFischer Why isn’t this considered threatening behavior?
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@SamRamani2 They gotta win the war first
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@girlsreallyrule Nothing folks from Wyoming like better than some guy visiting for the first time from Florida telling them what they should think. This was for an audience of one, as usual.
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@chucktodd @RandPaul Somewhere? We're talking Moscow, not St. Louis.
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@ThaumaturgeRN @Sarah_Mojarad There’s no real evidence yet that Omnicron is milder. I wish people would stop saying that it is.
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@nytimes Those aren’t his personal records, they belong to the country.
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@MichiganDems So, basically paying for Trump's endorsement.
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@NRCC Are there any adults at the NRCC?
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@Moreskyplease @RiegerReport They're vaccinated. They're just lying about being vaccinated, which is worse.
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@realDonaldTrump Great, so you don’t need any money from Congress, then. Guess you can reopen the government.
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@bristei Hell no on Alyssa Farah. Gotta draw the line at Trumpers.
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@bshebib39 @chrislhayes Have you heard of Trump?
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@TimOBrien @waltshaub This is NOT their money, it is our money. This needs to be disclosed.
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@joshtpm @chrislhayes I'm SOOOO proud of the work we've done in NY and NJ. Everyone is STILL wearing masks in public even as our numbers drop. With rare exceptions, people are still maintaining social distance. We are smart, strong and it is paying off.
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@ChrisBastianBkl @pbump I always assumed they associated it with lynching.
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@Bj_Mcl @PlanningShit But this is fantastic.
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@Wisconsinbadg16 @davramdavram I'd say the #1 sign that you don't truly oppose slavery is owning slaves.
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@tribelaw Secretly??
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@realDonaldTrump @theresamay Sure, we've had 317 mass shootings so far this year in the good ole US of A. We're doing great!!
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@maggieNYT Her immediate family inherited the wealth from the grandfather who actually made it building housing subsidized by the government.
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@NikkiMcR Jesus, it’s dark inside his head.
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@jaketapper @OrenCNN That should make for a lovely press conference with Trump today.
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@MegaTranRuns @AVindman My man, you're former military and don't know the answer to this??
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@jaketapper It’s insulting to the armed forces and he acts like it’s his money. As far as we know he doesn’t pay taxes.
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@RealJasonNelson This is what you’re doing on Xmas Eve when you have four kids?
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@jessicajbalzer @kaitlancollins But "he thought" is was, so we're all good.
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