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Just a stoner that throws pots to Rammstein. Proud Mutti to Livy, Lin, Sam, Lili & Momo. TLDR club. Old drunk man era. She/they

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Ein letztes Mal so singing wir… 5/5 Gelsenkirchen Feuerzone Danke für 30 Jahre und zum die Zukunft
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I look at these pictures from last night and I want to cry and sob in the best ways possible. Today has been nuts and I’ve barely had a minute or the battery for this. 4/5 Gelsenkirchen Feuerzone I can’t believe tonight is the last.
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So out in my pajamas on the porch and @mishacollins literally jogged by my house so what did I do? HID BACK INSIDE BECAUSE I AM NOT DRESSED FOR THIS. 🥲
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@BobTheHub @mikey_vengenz @GroovyBruce Same. His name is Ash. He’s got chainsaw hands and knows how to use them. 🥲
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Saw Danny DeVito trending and damn my heart raced for a second. 😮‍💨 just Mario stuff
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@AnneSerling I’d never heard this speech but I found a reading of it and damn, a lot of things said that really demonstrate things haven’t changed all that much. Worth the listen if anyone is interested.
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Holy shit Till really said FUCK ALL Y’ALL
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Honestly this was the moment in my life I needed right now. I’ve been super depressed due to family stuff. Sometimes the universe just gives you a dose of joy when you need it. 🥰
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@feederofcats Heated blankie cuddles turn enemies into friends
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Friend’s cat, Mr. Kitty is a party animal. 10/10 for apt attire and for being the cuddly center of attention. @thecatreviewer
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Bothered a cat in a shop in Porto. Her name was Halloween. 10/10 because she hissed for more pets. @thecatreviewer
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These apprensive floofs at book club tonight 20/10 and would bother again. @thecatreviewer
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Ask and you shall receive! She’s a bit mangy, but such a sweetheart. 10/10 @thecatreviewer
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Very vocal floof demanded to be bothered. 10 for cute and talkative -2 for almost tripping me. 8/10 @thecatreviewer
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@tramL116 My cat, Pig, who has an automated food dispenser because she cannot control herself free feeding. This is her patiently waiting for noon kibbies.
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@iammoshow Adopted this guy last Friday!
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@rickygervais Those poor bears. No animal deserves that. 😭😭
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Forgot to send my friend’s big boy to @thecatreviewer Saturday. Dexter gets 10 for always demanding cuddles. He lost 2lbs too so 12/10!
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@thecatreviewer Fussed a whole family in Istanbul. There are so many there to be fussed.
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@ellle_em I am so tempted to get the buttons but I’m pretty sure I understand them without it 😂 Also I really don’t want them to learn that they can push a button for their licky treats 😅
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Ivy the neighbor cat gets an updated score of 2/10. +2 for being a cute fluff, but -10 for peeping in the window after my shower. @thecatreviewer
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@ellle_em Whatever album this is it’s definitely explicit. 🤣
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@AlishaBlessRyan @mishacollins At first I thought it was one of my neighbors with his kids but then I heard him speak and my brain sort of imploded and I ran inside to hide and tell my husband 😂 If he was alone I probably would have yelled.
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@soshisalt @updatesmisha @mishacollins Sunny and hot CA! He was in dad-mode with his kids so I extra didn’t want to make a scene, he looked tired from jogging 😂 Decided to wear my CLAM LET GO shirt to honor this blessing upon my driveway.
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Ivy, aka Enemy Cat, cheeky fluff. 10 for being a pretty kitty. -11 for upsetting my cat every day. -1/10 @thecatreviewer
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@drhannahshort @thecatreviewer Fussing in Hagia Sophia
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@Matthew_NCC1701 This exactly. I loved the show, she was great on it, but what she did is just inexcusable. It was wrong and victims deserve justice!
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Got some Nazis kicked out of Rammstein I feel fucking amazing 🤩🤩🤩🤩
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Why is he so memeable
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GOATEE FANS WE WINNING
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@feederofcats I am away from my void boi for the next two weeks and he needs his mama time every night and it kills me being away from him he just needs comfort 😭 he sleeps in our arms at night and how can someone be so heartless
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A stray at a local wine tasting. Apparently called Bruce. 10 for handsome. -1 for skiddish -1 for obvious fleas. 8/10 @thecatreviewer
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MORE EELS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
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@MagicalOverload Pig walked in to the place I used to live one day and decided she lived with me. She is a delight every day. ❤️
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@feederofcats If my husband had a student that gave that reason he’d absolutely understand. But he’s also a cat dad.
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Leaked Rammsongs? ARE WE GETTING ALBUM 9???????!!!!!!
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Yesterday was Rammstein Day (continuing today because just these three places was hard 😂)
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@feederofcats @acatnamedteddy The heated blanket makes the round street cat and spoiled bottle-fed long monster friends
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@feederofcats Piggies is a fan of butt sits
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After some reflection on this, I hope whenever Rammstein tours again that they organize FZ queuing for the fans who are trying to get into the front. I had hoped to find connection with what we are calling the “ultras” but after interacting with some of them again last night…
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😏😏😏
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Tills bookshop in Edinburgh. Lovely stuff- just lovely!!
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Thank you @Asadstatue THE HIVE IS COMPLETE
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The world feels right again now that @znation is back. 😁😁
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Richard coming fully out of the closet when? 👀
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hes so babymetal coded
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Looking up at this fucking guy
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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Toby/Anthony :3
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best feeling in the world?
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Gonna proudly wear that red Lindemann shirt through Berlin on Sunday
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PRESSEERKLÄRUNG ZU TILL LINDEMANN   Strafanzeige wegen Urkundenfälschung und versuchten Prozessbetrugs gegen die Verantwortlichen des SPIEGEL aufgrund der vom SPIEGEL im Verfügungsverfahren gegen Till Lindemann eingereichten eidesstattlichen Versicherungen
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My husband made a sign for the airport yesterday and I am keeping it ❤️🥰
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The last two nights Till has sang several things to me and last night I guess he loved my throwback outfit because we did the tongue things at each other. My sign made him smile. The harder I sang sehnsucht the harder he went. He approved of my Till hammer.
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😎😎
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Happy 5 years since filming 1234
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My Star Trek DS9 inspired raktajino mug came out of the glaze kil today Utterly satisfied.
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Of course I want my favorite zombie show @znation to get a season 6. 😁 via @Change
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@ParisZarcilla My little one did bleps too! He grew out of it a bit though.
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This is my favorite Till tour photo so far it’s just beautiful
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He’s writing love poetry to Till and you will not convince me otherwise.
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@ParisZarcilla I want th a bed so badly for my little boy but I doubt he’d even use it. 😂 here he is laying on gloves I made instead because obviously everything is his.
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Both of them are judging tf out of me
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Today is six months no nicotine!! Cravings still come up and are strong, but not as often. I can feel a real difference though and it’s pretty awesome. 😎
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…their attitudes towards other fans who may not have been able to camp at a million shows is shitty. Just because we can’t afford the time or the cost doesn’t mean we aren’t fans. You don’t own the first row at Rammstein.
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I didn’t expect Till’s meat to be so big.
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My husband and I are 21 years apart. Even if it were double that I’d still love him. He’s my guy. My pal. My good time boy. We are two doofuses in a broken world. And he wasn’t even a rockstar. 😛
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Got some new @RealCliveBarker booty from #monsterpalooza to add to my little corner.
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Going over pictures and looks like I’m about to rob a bank 😏
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Free the belly man. We all want to see it!
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best of richard kruspe *⁠.⁠✧ 🇵🇸
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have another treat. im jolly today
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@feederofcats @jazzybabycat I was just prescribed this to give my naughty boy who decided he HATED the vet yesterday. I don’t know how he will react, anything I should look out for? He goes again on Friday and we have to dose him before. He’s never had it before and I am nervous. 😬 Ashhole for tax.
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Stadium staff: “No running!” Rammtwt at GK:
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Oh we cookin
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I think I found my forever #NewProfilePic
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He’s so funny sometimes
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Till hawk supremacy
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hourly rammstein! ✚
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I can’t wait to hold this up during Radio and bawl my eyes out
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I will always be annoying with this picture #rammtwtselfieday
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Popped a tank on real quick (I have 2 more things for this outfit) and it was so hard to take a pic with a straight face oh my god 🤣
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@ok_eric @Zultopia1 @akaWorf @jonathansfrakes @startrekcbs @Marina_Sirtis Second. There is so much to love in Discovery. Every series has made its mark in some way and this one has solid footing in the Trek-verse
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The first session of church last night was 🔥🔥🔥🔥 1/5 Gelsenkirchen FZ Holy fuck I love this band
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BARCELONAAAAA was the soggiest I’ve ever been at an @RSprachrohr show. It was beautiful and LOUD and CRAZY and I love this band so much. See y’all in Gelsenkirchen. 🫡🔥🔥🔥🔥
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🎉 TWENTY-ONE DAYS NIKOTINFREI Next week as a treat to myself if I keep going I’m finally going to open Till’s meat. 😛
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@AlishaBlessRyan @mishacollins I live in a town that many famous folks visit, so seeing them in town is normal but not in front of my house.
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Our last @RSprachrohr show this tour was emotional. Thank you Rammstein for being vocal against racism and antisemitism. Thank you for the incredible shows. We love you. ❤️🔥
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This was the closest my husband has been to the stage/band ever!!! It was a messy night but I’m so glad to get to see @RSprachrohr anytime. ❤️🔥
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Why I made this I don’t know
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Two people recognized my shirt today and one of them is a new dope German friend :3
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Okay I thought it really wasn’t that much but when I put it all together (minus Rammstein beer merch that was packed away) it’s kind of a lot 🥲
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It’s so pretty I want to cry 😭
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH LINDEMANN SHIRT ARRIVED IN SPAIN AND WATCHING MY FIL REACT TO IT ON FACETIME WAS THE BESSSSSTTTT he’s gonna send me some pictures later I CANNOT STOP INTERNALLY SQUEALING RAMMFAM IS THE BEST FAM
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NASS
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL
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Cute Schneider and Paul content from my friend who went to rehearsal!
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What do we think? Found my collar that I bought when I was…16? 😅
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*in sad sobbing voice*
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First four of 36 pendants came out of bisque. They didn’t crack or curl too much I’m so fucking pleased about this. AND YES I MADE ONE FOR MYSELF FROM MYSELF
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Till tongue piercing when
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Last circle of the year and I lubs you all. 🔥🥰
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When the cramps hit and you’re just done
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Had a fit going on last night for trivia. We also won two rounds cause I had to defend MEINE WELLE UND MEIN STRAND
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I survived today yeah 💪🏻
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WER HAT ANGST VORM LINDEMANN 🤣
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