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Clarence 🌱🇵🇸

2 months

Ah, our last Wednesday update is finally upon us!! I give thee the final chapter of my Practical Magic AU featuring Cat!Jean and Kandreil as soulmates, thanks for coming on the ride with me 🐈‍⬛💜 Link:

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5 months

#TSCspoilers - - - - - - - I just know Andrew was Unbothered when he saw his destroyed dorm room, until a stressed-out Nicky pointed out that his candy stash was gone, then I fear my boy had to go for a walk 😭

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4 months

Power point night with my friends is about to go so hard

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2 months

Just remembered that Neil and Jean aren’t even twenty

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5 months

#TSCspoilers - - - - - - - - Still losing it over the fact that Nora let Andrew have one (1) word in tsc and he used it to boss Kevin around 😌

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5 months

#TSCspoilers - - - - - The thing about Jeremy’s narration is that it’s UNRELIABLE AS FUCK. This boy is so fixated on making us look at the bright side of everything that he’s blinding us to whatever’s going on with him. TSC2 is gonna have the most exquisite reveal, I know it

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5 months

#TSCspoilers - - - - - - - Okay but Neil ordering a hit and a smoothie in the same breath is my new Riko Roast

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10 months

Neil Josten (I’m sure someone’s already made this joke)

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10 months

I have a freakin KINDLE GUYS

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7 months

Nora just slapped me in the face then kissed me on the forehead 😭💕

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2 months

My nanna called me mid sentence and I returned to my fic taking a real dark turn

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4 months

I’ve been insane since TSC dropped, like I’ll be going about my day and then think “Neil would kill for Jean, but Jean would die for Neil” and I gotta SIT DOWN

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Andrew Minyard

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1 year

@MarciaBelsky Walking these three fills my social cup so fast, everyone wants to say hi ☺️

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5 months

HOW THE FUCK IS THERE ALREADY TSC FANFIC

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2 months

…kevjean 🫣

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5 months

April 13 I am Ready for you 😌

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10 months

Me about the sunshine court

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- Sylvia Plath

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6 months

I just ordered mine while my friend watched over my shoulder and muttered “Jesus fucking christ” 🤣🤣

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4 months

JEAN MOREAU???? IN AUTUMN???? 🥹

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5 months

#TSCspoilers - - - - - “That’s just a mite bit hecked up” JEREMY KNOX I WOULD DIE FOR YOU 😭😭😭

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4 months

TSC brainrot got me again

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4 months

Andrew Minyard:

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4 months

i fear only one person has truly ever understood me and i fucking hate the guy

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5 months

I want this scene in Kevin’s pov, like I know he was FIGHTING in those last ten seconds, feeling like he would die if he didn’t score because this was his last chance to prove he was so much more than one half of a set, like it makes me go CRAZY

On This Day In AFTG

@otdiaftg

5 months

Neil's fingers shake so badly it is almost impossible to get his helmet off, but finally he manages to throw his helmet off to one side. He blinks sweat out of his eyes and looks up at the scoreboard. 10-9, Foxes' favor—Kevin had scored in the last two seconds of the game.

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5 months

Wait I was cooking and this is as far as I got

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3 months

I had a dream that Nora decided to post tsc2 one chapter at a time every week and woke up sweating 😂😂

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4 months

Were their names Kevin and Jean

internet hall of fame

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4 months

man justice for jeremy

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6 years

No one: Me: ALL VANYA NEEDED WAS A GODDAMN HUG (not from you, Luthor... trick ass bitch) I mean, look at this bby #TheUmbrellaAcademy

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5 months

Alright, upgraded it 😂

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5 months

THING IS… now that I’ve stopped crying, I want Jeanrenee endgame in TSC 😗

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4 months

Thank you Jay for prompting this monstrosity 😭 Why Neil wasn’t allowed at Riko’s funeral

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2 months

I just found out that back in 2017 Jeaneil was known as “sassbaguette” can anyone confirm this 😭

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4 years

@MollyOstertag The Kung Fu Panda dumplings

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4 months

My uber driver goes “do you mind if we don’t speak for the duration of the ride?” Not a fuckin bit king, as you were

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4 months

I couldn’t pick just one

🌷twolip🌷 (normal and sane)

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4 months

what's your favourite aftg quote?

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8 months

@ficwriterm LITERALLY like it was so romantic and they were just talking without ever even looking at each other

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5 months

@kairospy Any attraction Jean felt for Neil was obliterated the second he opened his mouth and started cussing him and Kevin out in French 😂😂

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5 months

I see her in everything…

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The foxes do this when it’s Kevin’s turn to give the post-game interview

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2 months

Me: why don’t I have an Andrew playlist?? Wtf Me, twenty minutes into making it, tears streaming down my face, sick to my stomach: oh, that’s why

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2 months

I love how I can imagine Andrew and Neil standing on blocks for this shot 😌

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2 months

Here’s July’s postcard featuring Olympic Team Andrew, Kevin, and Neil! Honestly, I hope this breaks the internet bc it broke my brain drawing 30 year old Kevin Day with a mustache

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@lovechazelle SJP killed this role

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4 months

Can I legally open a chapter like this or nah

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1 month

Y’all can thank Tae and Jane for this little tidbit that wouldn’t get out of my head 💕

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1 month

While France’s Jean Moreau grapples with USA’s Kevin Day, Jeremy Knox slips past France’s Sophie Reboul-Salze to score the first two goals of the match. This is the longest Day has gone without scoring in any Olympic match! USA 2, France 0

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@muevesuculo @RWRBonPrime @RWRBNews His internal monologue was “……….. quite”

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2 months

I’ve taken to getting my yo-yo out at the bus stop (the Jeremy Knox brainrot goes deep) and this dude asked if he could have a try and we exchanged instagrams… is this how you make friends as an adult??

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7 months

@kingfluffkinss Buy anything with a fox on it

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4 years

@samjareau You make some good points but remember spn kills everyone and 3/4 of these people came back. Death’s not really a write-off tool in this show, just a recurring theme, but I do see your point :/

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@mostlymaudlin Please, Aaron asking for an extension on his biology final because of a “family emergency” and the emergency is that his brother was attacked and sent to rehab and also Aaron killed a man

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Catalina Alvarez is the love of my life

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@likethedawnrose I feel like Adam and Declan can be civil whereas Aaron and Neil will not hesitate to deck one another if given the chance

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@hannabeee69 I wanna say Kevneil 😂😂 I thought they were gonna be endgame when I was first reading the books

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Aaron Minyard they could never make me hate you for this

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"Nicky guesses it's nothing more than hate sex," Aaron says like Neil hasn't spoken. "I'm hedging my bets on it being something else. We'll know soon enough, right?" "Stay out of it."

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6 months

April, my child, you were named after the best month of my life (TSC release month)

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1 year

I just found out @paolini ’s writing another eragon book and I’m about to lose my cool in this target right now

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@balladofsongs Tempted to take my dad to see tbosas first for this reason

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@lazarusthefirst Service top Jeremy has me in a chokehold I fear

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4 months

IS HELD (the colour difference is fucking disgusting, I’m a goddamn animal)

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4 months

I’m so excited for my copy of TSC to arrive, I need to Hold it 🤲

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2 years

@willesimaug I love how Nick and Charlie parallel this with Nick doing his homework ON THE WAY to class

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6 months

What if I just said screw it and wrote power bottom Nicky and service top Matt bc like I’m in the trenches out here

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4 months

I fear they are gorgeous 😍

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7 months

@likethedawnrose You are so right. To Neil, Andrew is “his person” but to Andrew, Neil is just “his” 🥺

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@MerceyCA

10 months

So I did a thing… 👀

𝐉𝐚𝐲 ✮⋆˙ 𝑝r𝑖c𝑘l𝑦 𝑗e𝑎n𝑖u𝑠 🇵🇸

@kweenkday

10 months

there's this one episode of the b @s еmеnt yаrd where frаnkiе and jоеу read smutty fanfic someone wrote about them and I will ask AGAIN...... KEVIN & NEIL? WHEN?

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10 months

I will never stop thinking about this scene in this fic: #aftgTNmememonday

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3 months

Is it just me or are the aftg discourse contractions getting closer together?? I want PEACE

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2 years

@MezkaMazeed I do still kinda love bad books tho, nothing inspires me to write stories I WANT to read so much as reading one I didn’t

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5 years

@AnjaWritingsx @AlexandersStele End of 3x17: I'm the saddest thing you'll experience today This thread: hold my beer

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5 months

My friend asked to hang out on TSC release date like the AUDACITY???

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2 years

@streganonacore Me, listening to 9-5 and crying as I get ready at 5AM for my 7AM-6PM shift

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@psych0midget No “He’ll be Court” actually had me lobbing my kindle to the foot of my bed and staring at the ceiling like what the FUCK

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6 years

How is this pride month when the BEST SHOW for representation is cancelled???? Where else are we gonna get bi men who wear makeup, confident gay men, strong lesbians, an asexual with a huge heart and a kickass Jewish boy all on the same show?? Nowhere. #SaveShadowhunters

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5 months

@kairospy ALDHSKDHSKSH “Kevin may make me feel like I’m dying but this little one will get me killed”

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11 months

Somebody say Kevin/Allison friends-with-benefits fic?? 👀 (this is gonna update weekly so stay tuned!!)

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2 years

@sambutwithbooks Oh Neil would have the BEST time with this knowledge

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@kweenkday Ngl I think Andrew likes that Neil could kill him if he ever stepped out of line, it’s another thing that separates them from what he used to go through

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@maqicien I work in a call centre and sometimes me and my coworkers will do this. Best one was when a coworker got “ratatouille” and we thought he was NEVER gonna get it, but while he was asking a customer how to spell his name said “r for ratatouille?” so he won the game that day 😂

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It’s an angsty #WIPWednesday this week kiddos

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@jocelynebenezra I feel like they had to tone it down bc TZP is so tall that angry kitten Alex wouldn’t have the same effect 😂

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Neil Josten

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Isabel Allende perfectly describes the most endearing thing a man can do

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My mum hijacked me after work to paint bottles and I HAVE IMPRESSED MYSELF SO BAD

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He looks fuckin crazy 🗣️AS HE SHOULD🗣️

CLARITY 🍉|| Gravity Falls Arc

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@mostlymaudlin It was the first thing I did as soon as i finished reading

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@lazarusthefirst Getting kidnapped was just an inconvenience to him, beating the ravens was his main objective 😂😂

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@likethedawnrose “Jeremy hurried on before either of them could think too much about that double entendre.” LMAO TOO LATE BUDDY

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OKAY THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER LOOK AT ALL MY TALENTED HILARIOUS BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS 😭😭

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@MerceyCA

6 months

I love this idea so much, please do me a wee doodle on the orange if it’s not too much trouble 🥹

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@banananutbreed “Neil feigned confusion as he got to his feet. “Am I bothering you?”” S L U T 🗣️ H A R L O T 🗣️ M E N A C E 🗣️

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PSU students at Foxes games before Kevin joined the lineup

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I didn’t think I was a whore until I said “my love?” and three people said “yeah?” 💀

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2 years

@kae_tee__ “You are a mess”

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3 months

Another day of not being over this parallel I’m afraid 😭

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@lazarusthefirst You had me at “Jeremy snaps” I just wanna *ahem* see him lose control

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9 months

Can I interest anyone in man of steel Neil with concerned Wyfield parents??

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@MerceyCA

9 months

How is there not already an aftg smallville au wtf

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GET THEIR ASSES

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J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk are named in a cyberbullying lawsuit filed by boxer Imane Khelif after her Olympic win.

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@fortheloveofexy “I know you’re probably thinking [high-pitched voice] but how are we going to get Neil’s unreliable narration if Andrew keeps breaking the fourth wall!! Oh, waa waa. That fool wouldn’t know entertainment if it hit him in the gut with a racquet… speaking of, if you’ll excuse me—”

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@kitschykody They find him on a bench outside the tower hours later like this

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@MerceyCA

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@darkblueboxs Nicky: —so of course they were, like, INTENSELY eye-fucking and speaking in German and then Andrew removed his bandages and— Erik: why did he have bandages? Nicky: oh, Neil was kidnapped by the mafia prior to this. Anyway— Erik: Neil was WHAT?!

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@MerceyCA

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HEY GUYS TODAY’S THE DAY Here’s my dearly beloved entry for this year’s @aftgmixtape exchange. I wrote this Jean/Aaron fic for @codename_adler based on her song choice of Destroyer by Of Monsters and Men … I hope y’all enjoy this angsty mess 💕