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Official account for Exy at the Olympic games.🥇🥍

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Olympics Exy

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With Moreau having confirmed his intent to return to LA, we say goodbye to the last of our exy champions as they make their way home. We wish them a restful off season with their loved ones and hope they feel proud of another wonderful Olympic season. A bientôt, tout le monde!

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Olympics Exy

2 months

Before sending us reports that Andrew Minyard is having an affair, please remember that Minyard’s identical twin and his wife are also in Paris this week.

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Reactions from Team USA as they process their loss and prepare for bronze medal playoffs. Can someone kindly remind Minyard he has another match to play?

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🚨 Breaking News 🚨 We are receiving posts that France’s Jean Moreau has… dyed his hair blond? “I lost a bet,” the defeated Olympian explains. More on this story as it develops.

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My cousin-in-law has started a game called “take a shot for each flag of a country Neil has committed identity fraud in.” I do not recommend it. -NAJ

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Neil Josten has remembered how to score at last. USA 2, Japan 0. JM

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Third quarter ends at USA 4, FRANCE 3. USA’s Andrew Minyard is spotted eating macarons on the substitute bench. We are not sure if this is some attempt at psychological warfare.

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“I am going to kidnap this very good boy from the gymnastics team and/or die trying.” -USA’s Jeremy Knox

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This is Beacon. He's a therapy dog and one of USA Gymnastics' busiest volunteers. He attended the Olympic Trials with a badge that literally says he's the "Goodest Boy." His job is to comfort athletes and coaches, giving them a belly to rub whenever they need it. 14/10

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We are delighted to announce a long-awaited addition to the Knox-Moreau household. Congratulations Jeremy!

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Day on why he did not score against France: “Moreau is one of the best backliners there is, and he knows my plays better than I do. It is only natural that he would foil me so effectively. We were fools to let France take him.”

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📸 CELEBRITY SPOTTING 📸 Former USA backliner, now full-time father, MATT BOYD is seen taking daughter Nellie on the carousel at sacré cœur. Nellie is wearing a miniature replica of the team USA uniform worn by her mother Dan Wilds, who is assistant coach for team USA. 🥺

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REPORTS OF KEVIN DAY’S DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED 😭😭😭

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i hope you’re all happy they just found kevin day hanging from the arc de triumph

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I apologise for my theatrics. Jeremy will be fine. Unfortunately, in a moment of weakness, I did agree to buy him a dog. JM

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Play halted when Backliner Mori slammed Jeremy into a wall after he took another goal. Paramedics are examining him. It does not appear good. I. Have to go. JM

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Josten and Knox net another goal each for team USA, ending the game with a final score of 6-3. 🇺🇸 As the teams line up to shake hands, Knox pulls rival and friend Moreau in for a proud embrace. 🫂🥺

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3.8 QUARTER FINAL USA 🇺🇸 V FRANCE 🇫🇷

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USA backliner Catalina Alvarez provides some much needed context.

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🚨 Breaking News 🚨 We are receiving posts that France’s Jean Moreau has… dyed his hair blond? “I lost a bet,” the defeated Olympian explains. More on this story as it develops.

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Coach David Wymack of Palemtto State University announces his plans to retire from his position of over a decade. He names USA’s assistant coach DANIELLE WILDS as his successor: “Like hell I’m going to let anyone else take care of my kids.”

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Good afternoon exy fans. We are sorry to announce that since the end of USA v Japan we have been unable to locate Coach Tetsuji Moriyama. Police are currently investigating and kindly ask that you report any sightings immediately.

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Bromance between USA’s Neil Josten and Poland’s Alicja Krakowska continues with pre-match brunch. 🥺☕️🦔

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Poland’s Captain Alicja Krakowska spotted in a Montmartre cafe with USA’s Neil Josten. Despite sharing no mutual languages, the pair appear to be getting along well. “The only Polish words I know are swears and threats.” Josten says. “According to Alicja, that’s all you need.”

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📸 Celebrity Spotting 📸 ANDREW MINYARD was spotted this morning in Gare Saint Lazare purchasing what witnesses describe as a truly absurd number of macarons. We won’t tell his dietician if you don’t 🤫

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In my distraction I failed to narrate the following: -Mori received a red card -Josten subbed back in for Knox -Josten and Day, appearing somewhat incensed, scored three goals between them in as many minutes. There are times when that duo truly disturbs me. JM

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We would like to apologise to all those who claimed to have spotted Andrew Minyard in Disneyland today for ignoring their reports. We wrongly assumed this was another case of mistaken identity. Photo evidence of Josten and Minyard on space mountain has proven otherwise.

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This year’s Exy Olympics is sponsored by REYNOLDS FITWEAR- stylish looks for on and off the court. Use code SAYNO2JORTS for 20% off at checkout!

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For every 10 likes we receive we will hide one (1) teeny tiny plastic duck somewhere in the court locker rooms 🦆

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Our sincere apologies for the oversight! Knox pulls rival and former roommate Moreau in for a proud embrace. ☺️

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next they'll say "former roommates"

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I am compelled to inform you all that Jeremy Knox is knitting on the substitute bench.

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USA’s goalkeeper ANDREW MINYARD vigorously chastises USA backliners as IRELAND takes two goals in the opening minutes of the match. Our sincere apologies to any lip readers in the audience. 😬 IRELAND 2, USA 0

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30.7 MATCH 1/2 USA 🇺🇸 V IRELAND 🇮🇪

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We can confirm Jean Moreau was spotted in a truly… unique hand knitted garment as he and Jeremy Knox ascended the Eiffel Tower together this afternoon.

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@ExyOlympics anyways has jeremy finished jeans sweater

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And that’s half time! Trojan alumni cheer from the stands as Moreau blocks Knox from scoring. As the half-time whistle blows, the pair appear to be laughing. USA 4, FRANCE 2

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📸 Celebrity Spotting 📸 Palmetto State Exy team alumni including Allison Reynolds, Renee Walker, and Robin Cross take their seats alongside former USA backliner Matthew Boyd. Legendary PSU coach David Wymack, is, as always, also in attendance.

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Josten appears to be shouting at Japan’s strikers. A confession of love, I presume. He always had a way with words. JM

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USA’s demonic little goalkeeper just tripped up a striker. Mere coincidence, I’m sure.

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🚨 SEMI FINALS SCHEDULE 🚨 6.8 POLAND 🇵🇱 V USA 🇺🇸 7.8 JAPAN 🇯🇵 V SOUTH KOREA 🇰🇷

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Kevin Day has scored a goal. Try to contain your adoration. JM

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9.8 BRONZE MEDAL MATCH USA 🇺🇸 V JAPAN 🇯🇵

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Are we seeing double? Nope, it’s just Aaron Minyard in a team USA shirt. Cousin and former PSU backliner Nicholas Hemmick joins him along with his husband and daughter.

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First quarter ends with USA’s Josten substituting for Day while France’s Moreau switches to marking Knox. Marie LaFontaine scores France’s first goal of the match as both teams give it their all.

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While their respective teams complete their warm ups ahead of first serve at USA V FRANCE, USC alumni and former teammates JEREMY KNOX and JEAN MOREAU catch up at centre court. Who will be the victor in this battle between old friends? Stay tuned to find out!

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ANDREW MINYARD of team USA is awarded Star Goalkeeper, the first athlete in the history of exy olympics to receive this award at two consecutive tournaments.

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5. Star goalkeeper

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Thank you all for enjoying this match with me. Now I must, as the saying goes, see a man about a dog. A la prochaine. JM

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My time commentating will soon be coming to a close, as something more important is about to be demanding my attention. If you have any final questions for myself or the players, kindly comment below. JM

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USA has won the bronze medal with a score of 9-1. They are being quite obnoxious about it. JM

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9.8 BRONZE MEDAL MATCH USA 🇺🇸 V JAPAN 🇯🇵

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This is Neil Josten, coming to you live from tonight’s closing ceremony in Paris. First update of the night: the balloon is still on fire, I guess. -NAJ

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Josten, likely on the advice of his legal team, has since deleted his second post.

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Following cutting remarks from Coach Tetsuji on USA’s loss to team Poland, Neil Josten responds with stunning accusation. Japan will go up against South Korea for a place in the final tonight. 👀

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WHO’S READY FOR QUARTER FINALS? 1.8 BRAZIL 🇧🇷 V POLAND 🇵🇱 2.8 JAPAN 🇯🇵 V CHILE 🇨🇱 3.8 USA 🇺🇸 V FRANCE 🇫🇷 4.8 AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺 V SOUTH KOREA 🇰🇷

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The hotly-contested Star Striker award goes to USA's NEIL JOSTEN! Upon receiving his award, he announces his intention to display it in the trophy case at PSU's Foxhole Court.

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6. Star Striker

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While Team USA has yet to formally comment on Moriyama’s shock appointment, USA’s Neil Josten has issued a personal challenge to EA’s former coach. Will Japan and USA settle their scores in another Olympic final? Only time will tell.

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This was, in my opinion, an extremely poor decision. -Jean Moreau

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With first serve just minutes away, we can officially confirm that we have secured a guest commentator for tonight’s match. Any guesses who it could be? 👀

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Given Day’s evident disapproval, it may well be psychological warfare directed at his own teammate.

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With a final score of 6-3, POLAND has won Olympic gold🥇 SOUTH KOREA takes silver🥈 And USA wins bronze🥉 We shall see you all soon for the closing ceremony! 👏 👏 👏 👏

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OLYMPIC FINAL POLAND 🇵🇱 V SOUTH KOREA 🇰🇷

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Following winning a place in finals for his team, Captain Jeon Hae-Un is elected “South Korea’s sexiest man of the year” by popular vote. “I already knew this,” he responds.

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Jeon Hae-un and Min Sori fend off Japan’s misdirections to secure a sound 7-3 victory!

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🚨 Breaking news 🚨 Rumours surrounding Theodora Muldani’s absence from the Olympic team finally confirmed as Muldani and Day share ultrasound picture on their social media pages. Say hello to the granddaughter of Exy!

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Play halted when Backliner Mori slammed Jeremy into a wall after he took another goal. Paramedics are examining him. It does not appear good. I. Have to go. JM

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Poland’s Captain Alicja Krakowska spotted in a Montmartre cafe with USA’s Neil Josten. Despite sharing no mutual languages, the pair appear to be getting along well. “The only Polish words I know are swears and threats.” Josten says. “According to Alicja, that’s all you need.”

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Against all predictions, POLAND slides past Argentina with a slick 5-4 win!

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Following cutting remarks from Coach Tetsuji on USA’s loss to team Poland, Neil Josten responds with stunning accusation. Japan will go up against South Korea for a place in the final tonight. 👀

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In JAW-DROPPING final seconds, Polish backliners Damian Antoszczyszyn and Alicja Krakowska team up to serve stunning rebound shot to strikers to cinch a last-second goal POLAND 5, USA 4

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6.8 SEMIFINAL POLAND 🇵🇱 V USA 🇺🇸

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We are awed and inspired by the art and writing created by exy fans this olympic season! We have been doing our best to share everything we have come across, but if we missed something that you would like to share please drop a link below 👇

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📷 Celebrity Spotting 📷 Jean Moreau and Jeremy Knox reunite behind the scenes of the opening ceremony. Moreau, who crossed the Atlantic in May to bear the Olympic torch on its passage through Marseille, was rumoured to have even smiled.

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USA’s demonic little goalkeeper just tripped up a striker. Mere coincidence, I’m sure.

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Team Japan is practicing inward twists to knock their opponents’ racquets from their hands. This is not the style favored by most teams. I would caution team USA to be aware of potential wrist injuries. JM

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A notice from Team Chile on the subject of their withdrawal from tonight’s match.

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Alright, that was fun. We’re going to bed now. Thanks everyone 👍 -NAJ

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After a surprisingly shaky first quarter, USA’s offence rallies as Day and Josten score 3 goals apiece, securing USA’s place in round 2. USA 6, IRELAND 4

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30.7 MATCH 1/2 USA 🇺🇸 V IRELAND 🇮🇪

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Several members of team USA have lifted Danielle Wilds up on their shoulders. A well deserved acknowledgment of her coaching prowess. JM

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If I may be serious for a moment, it took me a long time to understand that no player on this earth deserves a coach like Tetsuji Moriyama. I have the number of an excellent therapist should any member of Team Japan require one. JM

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The teams finally are lining up for handshakes. Team Japan appears to have misplaced their coach. Interesting. JM

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Andrew smuggled trail mix in for us. -NAJ

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Did everyone see the clip of Jean carrying the torch? He looked like he was having a heart attack. -NAJ

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Oh, I know snoop dogg. He was at our last match. -NAJ

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I just got yelled at by five separate team members for not knowing who Tom Cruise is. -NAJ

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Everyone is very confused about why Knox seems to know the lyrics to “Les champs-élysées” -NAJ

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Play resumes. Jeremy Knox and Laila Dermott are substituted in. As are several other people whose names I do not remember. JM

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End of first quarter. USA 2, Japan 0. I will be back shortly. I am meeting an old friend in the stands. JM

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Olympic Gold medal winners Neil Josten and Andrew Minyard on Exy, the Olympics, and love on the court. 🌈♥🥍🥇 Read more here:

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andrew lemme sneak you brownies after @ExyOlympics (no one has to know shhhhhh 😋🙏)

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TEAM IRELAND AND TEAM ARGENTINA ARE HOLDING A TABLE TENNIS TOURNAMENT IN THE ATHLETE’S VILLAGE 🏓🕺✊

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EXY OLYMPICS COME BACK AND UPDATE US PLEASEEEEEEE

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My time commentating will soon be coming to a close, as something more important is about to be demanding my attention. If you have any final questions for myself or the players, kindly comment below. JM

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Knox takes a far more acceptable amount of time to score. USA 3, Japan 0. JM

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Neil Josten has remembered how to score at last. USA 2, Japan 0. JM

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Half time. USA 3, Japan 1. I heard tell that this tragic little stadium has a snack bar. As I am now a reporter of sorts, I am honor bound to investigate. JM

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I’m not saying this is why I married him but it is a nice bonus. -NAJ

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Time out is called after unintentional collision between Reboul-Salze and Knox knocks the striker from his feet. Moreau stays at Knox’s side while first aiders clear him of concussion. 🤕

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While France’s Jean Moreau grapples with USA’s Kevin Day, Jeremy Knox slips past France’s Sophie Reboul-Salze to score the first two goals of the match. This is the longest Day has gone without scoring in any Olympic match! USA 2, France 0

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Kevin asked for some and he said “no.” -NAJ

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Andrew smuggled trail mix in for us. -NAJ

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I am unendingly impressed with Neil Josten, and to a greater extent Kevin Day, for retaining their nerves throughout this match despite his presence. Even after all the progress I have made, I am not sure I could have done the same. That is all I have to say on the matter. JM

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Star backliner award goes to France's JEAN MOREAU, whose outstanding comeback notably saw star striker Kevin Day completley shut out of the goal during France V USA.

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3. Star backliner

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📸 Celebrity spotting! 📸 Business mogul Ichirou Moriyama is spotted entering the VIP box as the crowd arrives ahead of tonight’s match.

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Can someone please ask Alvarez and Dermott to stop doing that at centre court? There are children present. JM

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USA has won the bronze medal with a score of 9-1. They are being quite obnoxious about it. JM

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While France’s Jean Moreau grapples with USA’s Kevin Day, Jeremy Knox slips past France’s Sophie Reboul-Salze to score the first two goals of the match. This is the longest Day has gone without scoring in any Olympic match! USA 2, France 0

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3.8 QUARTER FINAL USA 🇺🇸 V FRANCE 🇫🇷

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It’s a two hour walk from where that garden with the torch to the Stade de France. Hopefully that guy with the lamp is wearing good shoes. -NAJ

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YOU THOUGHT WE FORGOT? NEVER! DUCK COUNT: 24/42

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For every 10 likes we receive we will hide one (1) teeny tiny plastic duck somewhere in the court locker rooms 🦆

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We are delighted that you are enjoying the match & want to share the fun, but we would like to kindly remind everyone that this torment is by & for exy fans. We ask that you do not intentionally call on people who are not interested in exy to involve themselves in the tournament.

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6.8 SEMIFINAL POLAND 🇵🇱 V USA 🇺🇸

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Some members of the team, who I will not be naming, refuse to watch whenever any of the performers get dangled on wires from really high up. -NAJ

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The teams finally are lining up for handshakes. Team Japan appears to have misplaced their coach. Interesting. JM

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By popular request, we have tracked down bed breakers #1 and #2 1. Matt Boyd "I forgot they were cardboard and threw myself down too hard. :( No shennanigans involved, I promise." 2. Neil Josten "Everyone said I didn't weigh enough to break it and I had to prove them wrong."

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨-literally. Sub striker Jeremy Knox becomes the third USA Exy olympian to break one of Tokyo's cardboard beds, pushing the team total ahead of Australia (2 beds). Knox's comment: "Oh god, please don't tell my mom. She'll totally think it was a sex thing. Oh god."

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Day opens the second half with another goal from half-court. He always did have a penchant for the dramatics. JM

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Half time. USA 3, Japan 1. I heard tell that this tragic little stadium has a snack bar. As I am now a reporter of sorts, I am honor bound to investigate. JM

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3… 2… 1… And the brackets are up! Tune in over the next few days for coverage of our first rounds of red and blue bracket matches. Good luck everyone! Bonne chance! 🇧🇷 🇬🇧 🇦🇷 🇵🇱 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇫🇷 🇩🇪 🇯🇵 🇨🇺 🇲🇦 🇨🇱 🇦🇺 🇿🇦 🇰🇷 🇨🇦

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Motonobu Hori attempts an inward twist check to take Knox’s racquet. Luckily for Jeremy, he has some experience in dealing with reckless fools. JM

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Team Japan is practicing inward twists to knock their opponents’ racquets from their hands. This is not the style favored by most teams. I would caution team USA to be aware of potential wrist injuries. JM

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Honestly, when you told us he was wearing the Micky mouse ears we assumed you were collectively joking.

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The Paris Police Prefecture announced today that the search for missing exy coach Tetsuji Moriyama is no longer active. We offer our thoughts and prayers.

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Experience with Josten tells me you are not missing anything of value. JM

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Neil I wish you were mic’d up. I would kill to hear this

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FRANCE 🇫🇷

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Just got deafened by Jeremy, Cat and Laila screaming at the shot of USC’s stadium. -NAJ

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It's official! 👏👏👏👏👏👏 🥇USA🥇 🥈Japan🥈 🥉South Africa🥉

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Kevin Day’s security team has been alerted to be on the lookout for suspicious individuals carrying large amounts of lubricant 🫥

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🎙️Interview with Assistant Coach DANIELLE WILDS on her hopes for Team USA.🎙️ Read below 👇👇👇

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🎙️ !Interview Alert! 🎙️ France’s Jean Moreau discusses his return to the court. 🇫🇷 Read here👇👇👇

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La Vie en Court: An Interview with Jean Moreau

France's Jean Moreau discusses his return to court and Olympic controversies in rare interview.

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End of first quarter. USA 2, Japan 0. I will be back shortly. I am meeting an old friend in the stands. JM

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Jeon Hae-un and Min Sori fend off Japan’s misdirections to secure a sound 7-3 victory!

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7.8 SEMI FINAL JAPAN 🇯🇵 V SOUTH KOREA 🇰🇷

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