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@Memphis265

2 years

@donctt Everyone in the studio said:

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@Memphis265

4 years

Now I have to wait a year+ for season 2 of #BloodAndWater

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@Memphis265

2 years

One thing Malawians truly believe is that everyone uses National Bank

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@Memphis265

3 years

November PD or whatever

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@Memphis265

3 years

Lemme do this photo dump thing for once

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@Memphis265

2 years

This is where the baddest bitches stay

cooperatewarmweather:/

@Kaluwaaa_

2 years

"Come pick up" Never again 🤣🤣

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@Memphis265

4 years

I like you Koma ndisachite kuvutika

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@Memphis265

1 year

The only guy in Malawi who found a good woman

Certified Husband and Cyber Sec

@marvn_sinclair

1 year

All we wanted to do, was go to town, buy groceries and come back home. Until one of us said " akuti nseu aseka uku, tatiye tikaone kuti ati nchani"

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@Memphis265

3 years

No one holds on to something longer than people who have UK or US WA numbers and have been back in Malawi for two years.

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@Memphis265

3 years

Always begging for shit on her socials

oozyooh

@oozyooh

3 years

fellas, what’s gives you the ick? c’mon, this is a safe space.

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@Memphis265

4 years

*Girls 5 minutes after being kidnapped* Would you have kidnapped me if I was a frog?

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@Memphis265

4 years

Mwana wa mwini mpaka “please don’t sleep?” Iweyo ndani?💀

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@Memphis265

3 months

So where is the part he called you Sir?

Mandela Mwanza

@thirdeyemalawi

3 months

I'm still in pain and shock. Everytime I'd text SKC he'd call me Sir. This taught me alot about how to always respect even those below you. We hadn't talked since July 9th 2022 when I was 30 minutes late to a meeting and after making my excuse his simple response; "not my fault"

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@Memphis265

3 years

Koma Malawians are happy people, love this for us 🤣🤣🤣

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@Memphis265

1 month

Buying the KFC and finding somewhere to park>>>>>

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@Memphis265

3 years

Munthu wa iPhone mpaka kuzimitsa data?

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@Memphis265

3 years

Posting “the grind don’t stop” in the AMs when I wake up to use the bathroom >>>>>

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@Memphis265

4 years

Me watching someone I share the same opinion with get dragged on the TL

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@Memphis265

3 years

Her status after I said I’d call at 10pm and it’s 10:01

Gwamba 🇲🇼

@GwambaOfficial

3 years

You can’t force a vibe.

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@Memphis265

1 year

You’ve been eating nsima everyday since 4 years old and wonder 5’5 is your final height

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@Memphis265

3 years

Being a planned child must be nice

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@Memphis265

4 years

'i wOuLd nEveR bUy nO geNt a PS5 nuh uuhhh, pEriOdT'

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@Memphis265

3 years

If you went to Kamuzu Academy or SAints you have no excuse for not knowing how to swim in my books

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@Memphis265

4 years

I’m grateful my parents worked hard so I don’t have to beg for someones daughter to buy me the PS5🥴

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@Memphis265

4 years

Normalize going to events with a plan of how you'll get home

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@Memphis265

2 years

Someone is using their phone for the last time today

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@Memphis265

4 years

Ignoring the topic on the TL and tweeting shit no one cares about>>>>>>>

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@Memphis265

3 years

If she tells me not to go to Dominics then I’m not going To be in the pictures.

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@Memphis265

4 years

How come my like button isn’t doing the #BlackIsKing thingy😫

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@Memphis265

5 years

Them: Wassup bro long time, you good? Me: Yeah I’m good, You? Them: I’m good bro I need a favour.

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@Memphis265

11 months

I’m fact the sun needs to be completely removed from the flag cause these are the dark ages

Awideee⚔️

@Loki_Megaa

11 months

As a nation we've been through it all, cause what was this 💀😩😂💔

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@Memphis265

4 years

Huns sleep all day and be up at night complaining why you fell asleep when it’s actually the correct time to sleep 💀

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@Memphis265

16 days

A hun kudalira a pic from two years ago is some masculine shit

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@Memphis265

3 years

“hey handsome” mu December? Holy Ghost fire

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@Memphis265

4 years

Bola kukhala ku ma stand amwene

FINANCES OVER FINE ASSES 🇲🇼🇿🇦

@smartpatson3

4 years

Bomboclaat

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@Memphis265

3 years

Woke up handsome again, when does it end?

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@Memphis265

9 months

Someone who is 24 years old will be drinking Fanta at the family gathering today cause they're too scared to tell their parents they drink

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@Memphis265

4 years

A parking ticket, cause you’re so fine

Chí

@Chimweee

4 years

🇲🇼Hey I’m Chimwe...you are...

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@Memphis265

4 years

My uncle just had his first kid and I tagged along when shopping for baby stuff, all I can say is children are for the rich 🥴

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@Memphis265

1 year

Twitter is a funny place, you’re complaining about bus prices and someone tells you to go buy a car 💀💀💀😭😭

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@Memphis265

19 days

Gin was never about the taste

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@Memphis265

2 years

Certain gyal who ghosted me in 2020 just hit me up kuti she’s in the city. If she think it’s that easy she’s absolutely right

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@Memphis265

2 months

This shit would get lobola negotiations down to 50 pin

LoWNaH.

@imranloner890

2 months

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Tiktok malawi sometimes

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@Memphis265

10 months

What the other mid huns do?

TYLER🇲🇼🇬🇧

@Amthatguytyler

10 months

Still adding.😂

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@Memphis265

4 years

If you treat her like a queen, she’ll leave you on seen.

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@Memphis265

4 years

Poly students ready to risk it all for a doughnut at Spar

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@Memphis265

3 years

Damn she actually looks like she’s healing, lemme text her

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@Memphis265

20 days

Release Malawian households from the shackles of beef stew

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@Memphis265

1 year

Gonna add “been with a CU girl” to my resumé so employers know I can deal with a lot of bullshit

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@Memphis265

5 years

She’s not getting tired

///Area Boy

@Memphis265

5 years

When you’re tired of being a hoe, come let me love you.......

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@Memphis265

3 years

No degrees in heaven, let me go sleep

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@Memphis265

8 months

Kodi at what age can I start wearing these? Zimandiwaza

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@Memphis265

5 years

Niggas be taking videos every single time they drive like they’re trying to prove a point, like c’mon bro we’re not in form 5 anymore 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

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@Memphis265

4 years

Good morning to all the loyal Malawian women only ❤️

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@Memphis265

8 months

He's been initiated 🤝🏾

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@Memphis265

2 months

A Malawi tokha tokha mpaka ma condom?

Sweet One💓🇵🇸🇸🇸🇾🇪🇪🇹🇨🇩

@kissa_loti

2 months

Condomize guys, kunjaku kwavuta😂

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@Memphis265

3 years

Remember kings, it’s not about what you say. It’s who it’s coming from.

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@Memphis265

2 months

You just need to sit back and enjoy if a woman is making you happy, the moment she sees that tweet about her being loyal just get that gym membership in advance dawg

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@Memphis265

2 months

My parents might be pissed when they find out I’ll get married kwa DC then hop on a plane to Bali with the love of my life 👍🏽

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@Memphis265

5 years

Game samayamba 3-0

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@Memphis265

2 months

Y’all really sexualized beans 😔

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@Memphis265

4 years

Money is the best antidepressant

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@Memphis265

5 years

After remembering that your grades won’t come with you to your grave.

𝔸𝕝𝕩’

@Christ_Alex45

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@Memphis265

6 months

Just looked at my girlfriend and sighed

Ms. V❤️

@VanessaMkolesi2

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@Memphis265

5 years

Kids who poured sobo into their bottle cap and took it like a shot are now alcoholics.

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@Memphis265

5 years

We need dark mode pls

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@Memphis265

4 years

This hun has started sending "babe" at the end of every text hai no let me dip😂

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@Memphis265

3 years

I was really supposed to be chilling in the garden of Eden but now I have to get up and chase bread smh

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@Memphis265

3 years

Dawg why does this hun know everyone?

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@Memphis265

2 years

"here nigga damn"

TheGuyinYellow

@XhongaOfficial

2 years

Ending the year with a Bang

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@Memphis265

5 years

When you don’t call every toothpaste Colgate

Amnesty Gondwe 🇲🇼

@Santaah92

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@Memphis265

12 days

My mother asking me why I’m drinking on a Thursday, she’ll understand when she grows up

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@Memphis265

3 years

Dawg you’d think your mates at CU do school as a side hustle, those dons stay within enjoyment 😂

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@Memphis265

3 years

Single tick the whole afternoon? That nigga can have her fr

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@Memphis265

1 year

That man is clearly who she doesn’t want 💀

Soweto Baby ✨

@HazelnutsKC

1 year

Koma men get easily attached eh eh, what’s the reason???

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@Memphis265

9 months

Lmao koma every woman thinks they're a good woman. It's funny 🤣

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@Memphis265

6 years

@GariGareth @reece_youngking @LaFlameSA It's these LaFlame and Lil Pump guys that make us feel we're doing nothing with our lives bro😂

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@Memphis265

24 days

The sooner you get that “my girl wouldn’t do that” mentality out your brain the better 💀

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@Memphis265

7 months

Would choose an iPhone 11 over over an S24 Ultra

Da_Professor 💲🇺🇬

@Andre_M256

7 months

What do you know about this group? 😂

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@Memphis265

3 years

She’s clear 🙏🏽

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@Memphis265

2 months

As long as it’s not mine 🙏🏽

Sierra

@LustSierra

2 months

a relationship with no sex is also okay.

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@Memphis265

3 years

Even if you take a 10 year break, when you come back mfs will still break your heart 😔

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@Memphis265

4 years

What we see when we look at our phones.....

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@Memphis265

7 months

💦❤WATERS💦

@tunosiwe

7 months

gym ija osazaitola, especially hashtag fitness 🏋️🏋️ from this to this,

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@Memphis265

3 months

It should’ve been the other guy 😔

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@Memphis265

2 months

Lero tingokhalira “who who who”

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@Memphis265

13 days

Guys sometimes the guards where your partner stays/works want to tell you something. Just buy them lunch one day

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@Memphis265

1 year

If you’re in Blantyre and still going to work today I want you to say “I am a slave”

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@Memphis265

5 years

When you’re tired of being a hoe, come let me love you.......

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@Memphis265

5 months

Letting people see me as oshota > lending people money

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@Memphis265

4 months

Wtf is twenty fine, madam how old are you?

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@Memphis265

2 years

Guys remember how they laughed when we lost our first two games? Don’t feel sorry for them

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@Memphis265

2 years

She posted a video in the passenger seat of my dream car, this world is not my home

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@Memphis265

5 years

Y’all after begging to be someones MCM today

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@Memphis265

3 years

Ati “I’m sorry for acting up yesterday there was a full moon” ah ah?

Cecilia Bamusi

@Cecilia_Bamusii

3 years

There is absolutely no way I can be with a person that believe in zodiac signs…… Chimidzi too much I just can’t

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@Memphis265

3 years

We need to bring our girls back home man 🥲

tiwo🧃

@tiwonge_

3 years

It’s Malawian Independence Day!! 🖤 ❤️ 💚 The Face. The Flag.

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@Memphis265

3 years

Nothing frustrates me like losing my Mercedes… 😫

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@Memphis265

4 years

Malawian girls will break up with you because of this OnG💀💀💀

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@ANNOVABAE

4 years

a guy liking the girl more is best >

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@Memphis265

4 years

Is this you ekse?

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@Memphis265

4 months

Elon Musk would not be able to reach the planet my head would be on if my girl said to delete a pic of US fast fast

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@Memphis265

2 months

The best dating app in Malawi is Instagram

mayaaaa

@bridgettiee

2 months

Do dating sites really work in Malawi? Like do people really find love ?😂

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