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@smartpatson3

4 years

Look at our future leaders 😂😂😂

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@smartpatson3

6 years

Whoever did this to Neymar, can't make it to heaven 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 #BRAMEX "

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Before BUSHIRI investing

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4 years

When you start paying bills, you will understand why the prodigal son went back home

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4 years

Blood was thicker back then..... Nowadays strangers help more than relatives. Relatives only accept you when you're successful

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@smartpatson3

4 years

In Jesus name:

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@smartpatson3

4 years

When a woman is careful with her money, she's responsible..when a Man is careful with his money ,he's stingy😏

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@smartpatson3

5 years

When you are hiding inside the wardrobe from your landlord and you hear him say “when he comes, tell him I took the wardrobe “

北京市 |🎀Ya Secra🎀

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5 years

Bomboclaat

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Dating someone who brings you closer to God >>>>>>>

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Mark my words the same hand that retweet and like this tweet will count Millions Amen 🙏

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Your favorite song by Michael Jackson??

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@smartpatson3

4 years

We have already lost another Man in 2021😭 💔

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@smartpatson3

4 years

The only female I attract😭

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@smartpatson3

1 year

Absolutely nobody. Kenneth's mother: ukamaliza phalalo nzako ali panjapa ati mukasewele fifa

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@smartpatson3

4 years

There's no elevator to success. You have to take stairs

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@smartpatson3

4 years

My DORITOS 😍😍...I LOVE HER

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Ignore your woman for 5 days .you'll find her in a 7 months relationship

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4 years

I don't know you but if you're reading this, doors will open for you this month

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5 years

When you're flexing your singing skills in the bathroom then you hear someone giving you a round of applause but you live alone

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4 years

What's your advice to the person secretly crushing on you??

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4 years

A OR B

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4 years

I'm so busy, I might forget to buy a House and a Car again this year

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@smartpatson3

4 years

No relationship is perfect but we are trying

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@smartpatson3

4 years

You're bad energy if you don't get excited seeing your friends succeed

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@smartpatson3

4 years

*Removes the mask* Corona virus:

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4 years

This relationship will end in tears 😳😳

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4 years

Permanent employment to all the job hunters in 2021. Amen 🙏🙏🙏

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4 years

Bible says the pain you feeling now can't be compared with the joy coming your way. Good morning

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4 years

John won't hesitate to open the gate this time 😂😂😂😂

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Story of my life 😂😂

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@smartpatson3

1 year

Iweo Twitter ndiyakwanu.. Panyapakonso

A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼

@AlipoAndrewsII

1 year

Screenshotting zinthu zoti zili pa Twitter pompa and posting them pompaso is attention seeking.

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4 years

Nowadays waking up alive is a huge blessing. Be grateful. Good morning ☀

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Cheating used to be so sweet until ladies joined us 💔💔

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Some relationship stress can make you ask for plastic bag after buying airtime

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Which series had you like this???😂😂😂

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@smartpatson3

4 years

My crush finally opened it 🍑 for me and said " it all yours " but my alarm disturbed me

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@smartpatson3

10 months

Amuna onse okumwa kuche kuche ndi amaluzi

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@smartpatson3

4 years

" you said u eat ass, it's time now"

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@smartpatson3

4 years

The secret is simple; Just keep on praying 🙏

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Any idea guys??? it is urgent 😂😂😂

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@smartpatson3

5 years

People with iphones act like they fly to Dubai just to buy airtime 😏😏

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Money is also a skin care product

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@smartpatson3

4 years

No matter how good you are, there is always one person who hurts you for no reason

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@smartpatson3

4 months

Absolutely no one Spe and his fans ulendo wa ku Bunda ku show

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@smartpatson3

1 year

Flames polowa VS Flames potuluka Mu ground

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@smartpatson3

4 years

😂😂😂😂😂EISH!!!

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@smartpatson3

5 years

I made the universe out of nothing. Trust me, I can take care of you.

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Having a supportive partner can literally change your life

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Leave her, let her go. If she truly loves you, she will come back

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4 years

In Africa yes, it's who you know 😂😂

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4 years

Don't date me ,I'm broke All I can offer now is, "Good morning baby, how was your night and I love you"

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve

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@smartpatson3

4 years

I wonder who told girls to speak English during sex 🍆🍑

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4 years

Don't take life for granted. Everyday is a miracle Good morning

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4 years

2020 in short story 😂😂

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Imagine going to hell for small lies like " I love you too "

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1 year

sono panopa tili ndi Sid and Rango pa X Malawi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@smartpatson3

6 months

Koma spe amasamba?

🤴🏾D O N P•A•P•I•T•O 2.0🇲🇼

@Don_Papito_II

6 months

Ndangoika opanda chifukwa

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4 years

You cheat on me I beat your whole family for raising a hoe

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4 years

God said it won't end in tears for us

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4 years

Sleeping is natural, but woken up is a miracle. Can you use one minute of your time to thank God for the gift of life

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4 years

Even when people are not happy for your small achievements, do celebrate them, they're your blessings from God

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@smartpatson3

4 years

People with dimples probably think like they always smile in English 😏😏

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So a man has to be financially stable to date a broke woman?

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4 years

What's your favorite song from Westlife??

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My future is so bright Imma use shades

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@smartpatson3

4 years

Stop dating people who are not interested in your personal development. Life is beyond sex, barbeque fish and ice cream.

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@smartpatson3

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..When your crush texts you " I love you too but as a person "

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Might not be today, might not be tomorrow but one day everything gone be alright. Happy new month everyone

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4 years

When you give her 5 rounds and she still ask for more

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4 years

😂😂😂😂😂 what??

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4 years

Describe your Bank account with a Meme Mine:

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4 years

Water is life.

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You may think that God doesn't listen to your prayers but the delays in your life will make sense one day

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Is everyone broke or am I the chosen one??

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Your favorite plumber has done it again😂😂😂

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I'am now ready to settle down and start a family

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Some relationships are just surviving because they don't wanna disappoint us the online in-laws 🤣

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4 years

The most useless cameraman in the world😏

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4 years

The only sex position approved by God is a man on top of a woman ....Any other position is a sin 😂😂

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I'm ready to settle down....if u know u know 😂😂😂

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Can you sleep with hunger just because someone you love broke your heart??

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4 years

Smart ass kid 🤔

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4 years

Desperate times call for desperate measures 😂😂

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4 years

Apart from me who else have entered September 2020 with God's mercy, favour and grace??

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@smartpatson3

2 months

Kunama zaka ngati hule

Nohaata

@HatsaVii

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Life at 23 ✌🏾

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4 years

😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years

Some people looked at you and think you have money 💰 May that money💸💸 locate you in Jesus name 🙏 AMEN

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Being married won't heal you and being single won't kill you. Don't rush, don't force it and don't be desperate. Allow God to lead you

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4 years

Funniest nickname given to a teacher in your high school was???

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4 years

My Angel....Miss her already

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4 years

Them homies were like, oooh hell no 😂

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When was this ?😂😂😂

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4 years

Most of us don't recognize blessings when there is no money involved. You are already blessed just by being alive today and being able to read this tweet.

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Main chick: Babe I'll come when it stops raining Side chick:

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4 years

Don't compare yourself to others. God does not make mistakes. Embrace who you are and learn to see yourself the way God sees you

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Me: kodi iwe jaakevi akazi omwe umabweletsa ku blind date aja umakhala utawathira kale batile? @JaakevMadness :

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Anthu omwe atisegula m'mimba pa app pano after kungopita koyamba ku AMERICA

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