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@Melsowethu
MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Itel is a phone to someone, pumps are valuable shoes to someone. That security job is a good job to someone. That RPD is a beautiful home to someone. Noone chooses to suffer in life ,stop belittling people because the sun is shining on your side!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Mwari dai mandichengetera munhu akuverenga post iyi. Zadzisai zvishuwo zvemoyo wake October uno....🕯🤲🙏
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
To us who push life without rich parents...God will make a way for us all🕯
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
If Married men choose to be faithful to their Wives. 1)70% Of Female Students Will Die Of Hunger 2)70% Of Single Women Will Be evicted 3)63% of cars owned by women will be repossessed 4)80% of Saloon business will fold 5)75% of Bottlestores will dry up Musandipikise🤤
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Women don't want a good man until they are damaged. Good guys are never an option until a woman is tired of being played, has kids,getting old,wants a husband. Early in life most women choose the wrong guys and then after those guys spit them out they now want a good man!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Hatikange nzungu dzembeu nekuda kufadza vaenzi✌
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
A man that chooses you will always treat you better than a man you choose!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Men what do you prefer to settle for....PEACE or BEAUTY?
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Some men are in toxic marriages because they thought long clothes, natural hair,not drinking alcohol, not talking much were qualifications of a good wife!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
The man who drives the car, must also pay for it's maintenance and servicing......
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
A poor man's GREETINGS are mistaken for BEGGING. Work hard!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Marriage is not a scam. Take responsibility that you married the wrong person. Some of you jump into marriage without knowing the person. In dating you were busy just having sex,taking pictures and asking yourselves "have you eaten " 20 times a day . Its your fault!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Adulting is when you realize all you want is a home,stable job and a partner to settle down with!😑
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Even being handsome is gay,unonakirei munhu wemurume🤷‍♀️🤤
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Normalize praying paunomuka because Flour ndoyega self raising! Mutende nekukumutsa🙏
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
"If your parents count on you don't play the same game with those who count on their parents ".
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Deep conversations with open minded people are the best 🤞
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Ko zvatichafa neshohwera😭😭
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Kana muchida vasikana vasingaende out garai matora ivavo. Kana muchida vakadzi vasingashande do the same thing. Its called compatibility, don't destroy people's destinies and personalities because you want them to change because of your insecurities. Marry your type!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Would you rather date someone who is attractive or intelligent? Morning discussion 😊
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Whoever pushed us to date and sleep with multiple people before settling down really damaged us... We carry so much baggage from past relationships, that has made us dark,bitter and broken people. We can't commit. We're mentally ill. We're miserable and we're in denial!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Stop trying to recycle what God is trying to replace!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Big shout out to all religious people who steal,cheat,gossip,lie and fornicate but don't drink and smoke because they refer it as sins!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Guys ARV unori crusher woisa muka paper ke grandpa kana uchienda kusleepover. I don't have to teach you everything 🥱
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Sometimes unenge uchifunga kuti uri Patient izvo wakatopusa!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Cristiano Ronaldo has 5 kids with Georgiana but still hasn't 'married' her not because he can'tafford, but because he probably knows women can change and snitch on you. Iwe months after meeting Memo achibhema shisha wakutonobvisa $5000 lobola. Takue ka!😂
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Don't compare a young struggling guy to your sugar daddy. Your father also failed, that's why his mates are having rounds with you!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Be serious about your Future, life isn't always about relationships!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Mukaona tichitaura zvaMwari ,hatisi kuda kunzi tiri too holy but tinenge taona kubata kwavo kuside kwedu🙏
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Haufanirwe kuita more than 2 hours usina kutaura nemunhu wako.... Nyangwe makatsamwidzana,mufonere woti Tseq kambwa🥱😅
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Nowadays before you date nyatsobvunza kuti "are you single?" or "wakatsamwira munhu wako?🤤🤤🤤
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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So when he cheats,you cheat back? Okay! Why when he starts a business you don't start yours? When he buys a car you don't buy yours? Wakangomirira opportunity yekuhura chete? 😂😂🚮🚮Nonsense
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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That small hustle is better than waiting for someone to give you Money shanda mwanasikana!!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Lord if im ever chasing the wrong things,realign me.!🙏🤲
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Please can someone take me on a date ,i wanna do something mistakenly 😂
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Not suicidal, but i wouldn't mind being in a coma for a week or two. Just to take a break from everything, including my own mind😣
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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So tomorrow its the 1st of August and its national girlfriend day ....guess who's not getting posted 🤤🥲😂
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Always remember that someone is praying for things that you take for granted!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Before buying a car ,make sure the previous owner doesn't still have a set of keys!!!! Do ya'll gerrit?
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Urikuona chii wangu..No one will give you money just like that for free,so ukawana kahustle kako keep going ,the Lord will grow it and bless it💯🤞🤲🕯
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Karma is going to hit some of you real hard For breaking people who had nothing but good intentions for you!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Despite the beauty of a zebra,a donkey was domesticated...... I said what i had to!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Ndiudzeiwo maseries anonakidza
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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It's Corruption until it goes your way then you call it Connection,even Christians start to call it Grace!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Zviri gay munhu wemurume kuzora Vaseline pamuromo🙃
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
2 years
Salary is the drug they give you to forget your dreams!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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On a serious note guys ...how can one deal with depression?
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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After a Facebook guy hit my dm😂 Him:Hie Me:hie Him:are you mail or femail? Me:No I'm gmail 😂😂
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Our parents don't even know that we don't even sleep at night,overthinking of how we going to make it in life. Having sleepless nights because we afraid to be failures. To everyone with fear of the unknown, God's in control ❤🕯
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Men in suits look really successful ,until you find out that they work for men in T-shirts and Jeans!
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Call me weird henyu but the way i enjoy watching that All Hail King Julien cartoon ka😅😅
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MrMum🧚🏻‍♀️🦋
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Sahwira chero ukanzi uri broke sei hako ka,learn to reject offers that comes with disrespect! Uswere bho iwewe 🥰
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