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3 years

@fka2much336 If you ever wondered how the hell America manages to have a deaths caused by car accidents per capita that is at best twice as high and at worst 6 times as high as the rest of the developed world? Just read the replies to this thread and it will all make sense.

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@prettygrubz So I got this new anime plot. Basically there's this high school boy except he's got HUGE NUTS I mean some SERIOUS BEANBAGS A real set of FLOPPERS Carrying some BADOOLERS Luggin' around some DOOKABAGALOOS Transfer student shows up except he's got EVEN BIGGER BALLHALLAGALOOS

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5 months

@saltysauerkraut "Why don't you just pick the female option?" That's literally what they do, Susan.

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2 years

@tttt_takes On one hand, he could just want to let her down gently. On the other, he could just be a decent guy that didn't want to take advantage of her and she's going to be a very happy girl.

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1 year

@KrystalWolfyAlt Mario's whole thing is he-a jump on the turtle, he-a save the princess, he does not-a discriminate and he will not pay-a the taxes.

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2 years

@MiloMitzy @Shrimpstan @Jester_O_A @TooManyG0ats "The 4channers got her fired!" Good to see this lie is still alive and kicking.

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3 years

@ChiChi_knows Wanting to smell nice is normal for men and I'm tired of people pretending it isn't.

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3 years

@fka2much336 "You don't know what they were going through, just get out of the way" Yeah I do know what they were going through actually. A tree.

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2 years

@tttt_takes "They say actions speak louder than words. With that, allow me to introduce you to the fantastic world of transgirl blowjobs."

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1 year

@LilithLovett "You will own nothing and somehow still pay 2 grand a month for it" Dudes a sucker Diogenes is dying of laughter in the afterlife.

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3 years

@strelitziya @jimseye Because these are things that are produced in a finite quality and require various labor skills to bring from raw materials to a finished product in an area where it is useful.

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1 year

@obiwanbenoki @dyingscribe Oh yes, the innocent mass shooter that is just a victim of gun culture. He won't be missed.

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2 years

@OrdinaryGamers "Nazi's are bad" is right there with "Authoritarianism is bad" and "Nuclear war is bad" in things that are not political, they're just factual.

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2 years

@MiloMitzy @Shrimpstan @Jester_O_A @TooManyG0ats I mean, it's NASA. They have a little more self-respect than to fire someone cause some people online told them they don't like trans people. It was her own friends harassing NASA over it that did it in.

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2 years

@kingfring @wysjeremiah Thank God the head was censored. That was almost inappropriate.

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@MelonsMoon

2 years

@LilithLovett To quote a bloke: ""so do you have any questions?" Yeah mate what's the pay, you listed "negotiable" but that ain't a fucking number."

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@MelonsMoon

11 months

@lgbt_takes I got whiplash from the shift in tone from image to post.

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@MelonsMoon

8 months

@Tim0nline @pimpl @supersat Right now Tony's bank account IS the company bank account, so any and all wages being paid into it is company revenue.

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@MelonsMoon

3 years

@ThePopcornRider @fka2much336 You do realize you do not legally have the right to start dipping between cars like a game of Mario Kart right?

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3 years

@dhtoomey "3:30 because that's when the sun goes down" Wait I thought this was satire.

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3 years

@thighhighgamer @tttt_takes >she doesn't want to be pegged HARD by her cis girl friends ???????

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5 months

@LilithLovett Gotta love the "that's why it's still a theory" Tucker, in science a theory is literally the highest standing it can have. Gravity is a theory. It's still a theory because there is no more definitive term for it to become.

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@MelonsMoon

3 years

@_daisyeyes @kukuruyo @poppinsofjuIy There's a difference between "This is how it is accurately represented" and "STOP DOING THIS". The first is great. The second is demanding, and will get a reaction for that reason.

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7 months

@saltysauerkraut "We just want to protect children from you." "You literally killed that kid." "Semantics."

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@MelonsMoon

3 years

@strelitziya @jimseye Now the real problem with housing is the unaffordability brought by artificial scarcity but to get into that I'd have to get in WW2 and the Automobile industry. ...This sounds like a shitpost but I swear it isn't.

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@MelonsMoon

5 months

@PandasAndVidya @CuntRequiem @ViceMeister @Sunupu5150 Hey remember all of those women-only shelters? Remember what happened when people tried to build ONE (1) man-only shelter?

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5 months

@wartranslated Daily reminder that if Ukraine aid really was just laundered money being handed to Zelenskyy's personal bank account like so many Moscovites claim, Russia wouldn't care about aid to Ukraine and wouldn't try to stop it.

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2 years

@whatifalthist Dubai strikes to me as a place that managed to gain western wealth, but without the centuries of experience the west had in actually learning how to manage that wealth and keep it going.

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2 years

@tttt_takes Least horny transgirl.

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1 year

@GamingAndPandas Player: Hey Nintendo, I can't help but notice you've never re-released this game. Nintendo: Yeah we just don't think there's any point in us doing that. Player: Then how do I play it? Nintendo: Guess c: Player: Emulator? Nintendo: Cease and desist :c

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2 years

@kathibeachgirl @schimmbo Yeah imagine if we called the meat flat out "chicken" I bet nobody would eat it then!

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2 years

@schimmbo People forget there was a time when it was common for kids to ASSIST in preparing the body to be cooked. But vegans want so badly to forget we're meat eaters by design.

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@MelonsMoon

3 years

@strelitziya @jimseye Money was just introduced as a way to simplify trading. Like let's say food. If I don't have much food, I will value getting more food very highly. If I have a lot of food at the moment, I won't value more food that much. Yet a farmer might still need what I produce.

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2 years

@notvalclover Damn, proving her right.

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3 years

@PandasAndVidya I believe they call it "Damage Control"

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@MelonsMoon

3 years

@mudawott @enbyboo She has no idea what homophobia means but does it because it pisses Vi and Cait off this is now canon.

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@MelonsMoon

2 years

@lgbt_takes Gentleman in the streets, freak in the sheets.

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@MelonsMoon

2 years

@smutguts Honestly I'm pretty confused how in a timespan of like 10 years the internet went from understanding some people just have fucked up fictional fantasies and aren't dangerous in the slightest, to rivaling boomer conservative Christian marms.

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3 years

@Fwitterna @fka2much336 "Because ppl decide to make the road their personal domain and expect ppl to drive at the speed limits they deign to be okay?" Yes, that is the problem. The speed limit is not 20mph above what the sign says like most of America drives at.

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@EconMinorMikey @nichegamer Basically outlaw these "always online" shitpiles that brick themselves the second the company ends service.

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@MelonsMoon

1 year

@krystalwolfy The age-old quote will never stop being correct: "Remember, nobody cares about your penis. Unless you're trans. Then people care way too much about your penis."

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3 years

@TASNoContext Sonic did not, in fact, wait up.

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@MelonsMoon

3 years

@strelitziya @jimseye I'm not going to say money is perfect. Humans are imperfect creatures. But it is, at the least, helpful as being a generic resource that everyone values at all times and thus everyone will trade you goods for it.

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3 years

@strelitziya @jimseye With money, however, the farmer could buy what I produce with money instead of food. And as my food supply gets smaller, I can buy the food I now value more than I did before.

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1 year

@KrystalWolfyAlt "You might have a dick but you aren't going to use it" Virgins: hey! Bottoms: hey~

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@MelonsMoon

3 years

@Chaoticuggo @PandasAndVidya Her: omg I'm not your therapist and I will break up with you and block you if you treat me like one! Also her: omg why does he never share his feelings with me?

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@MelonsMoon

3 years

@LilithLovett Too much test makes your pp smaller. Not enough test makes your pp smaller. Not using your pp makes your pp smaller. Steroids makes your pp smaller. Nothing makes it bigger. Everyone only wants to make it bigger. It's like a fucking cosmic joke.

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@MelonsMoon

2 years

@NicherShell Yeah but remember that time a plant made with ancient Soviet tech turned off literally every single safety feature and everything went wrong???? Sure, modern plants don't allow this to happen, BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

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@MelonsMoon

2 years

@LilithLovett Nobody: Trans girls: WOULD YOU LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM

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@MelonsMoon

3 years

@GRUBTHOR God I hate that. "Gee this tech is kind of cool why doesn't anywhere talk about it?" "Oh it's discussed all the time on the official discord!" WHY

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@MelonsMoon

2 years

@KontrolledK1 I missed the part of One Piece where Luffy said "Oh no this is just like that time Gamergate got Trump elected, or that time those incels victimized Nami with their dirty male gazes".

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@MelonsMoon

3 years

@taidehaamu @Perrid13 @cs_ratliff @EsmeWeatherwax8 Always remember. Lead and Read rhyme. Lead and Read rhyme. Lead and Read don't rhyme. Lead and Read don't rhyme. That was four different, correct sentences.

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2 years

@Nenybuns @homocowboy 5 straight years of brutal war.

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@MelonsMoon

2 years

@capitalismkiIIs All I see are two systems that give the Government entirely too much power on the premise of eliminating "undesirables".

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@MelonsMoon

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@nise_yoshimi And now, everyone wants a new World War! Some shit happens in Africa, World War Africa! War in the Middle East? World War Three! The whole reason we called it "World War" was cause everyone was involved! Well, except South America, but "Mostly World War" doesn't sound as good.

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