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@McroStructur

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Nothing ever happens enjoyer. Dabbler, aspiring tinkerer. Non-Pan-Africanist. Retired dragon hunter ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰ Love Alt-Rock to death. I trade indeces sometimes

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@McroStructur
Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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When u guys get into heated arguments with me, this is who ur debating:
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Bro postponed death to #RejectFinanceBill2024 , who are you!???
@_KasKazini
Kasmuel McOure
5 months
To everyone telling me NOT to go for protests on Thursday because Iโ€™ve been marked and might be killed, do you know that I was found on our rooftop on Friday night in a noose ready to die? (wacha niende psych ward kiasi) Kama si majirani singekuwa hapa leo. Siogopi kifo guys!!!
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Nikiwahi jipata hapa mtu anipige mangumi kadhaa nzito nzito. Healthy atheism lies in you not making it ur whole personality IMO.
@AtheistsInKenya
Atheists In Kenya Society
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The Godless Corner ๐ŸŽ‰โœ”๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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If my libido will endanger us all, then why don't we do something about it??
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Upper middle class person discovers the wage of ur average rural person. Ni kubaya out here breh.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
7 months
My golden rule is that ukiskia that in Ur family you have like 2 or 3 uncles, aunts, cousins or something that have mental health issues don't be a hero with the drugs. Itwa mtiaji or whatever but don't risk.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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@MGAWMC Hahaha I bet adi cops were scared bana, hawajazoea someone at that age asking who their father is ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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The Musembi rule: If folks in your country are bragging about<$40 spend on food, just know y'all won't be affording universal healthcare or any meaningful social safety nets anytime soon.
@iam__wambui
Pretty Wambuiโ™ฅ๏ธ
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Broke men hawawezi relate ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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The rural person that believes very strongly in evil eyes, โ€˜mapepoโ€™ and laana za wazee ain't too different from the 3rd year USIU philosophy major that believes in Esoteric knowledge and new age stuff , when you think about it.
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Ugandan mother: we have Ian Cox at home. The Ian Cox at home:
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Muzungu Boda
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I CAN DRIFT ANYTHING
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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We'll be blaming the colonialists for shit we shoulda dealt with ourselves in 2300 still.
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
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Floods: How Winston Churchill failed Nairobi
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Never wanted someone this bad... uzuri ni that it shall pass.
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Watch geopolitics the way you watch a game of football (with teams you aren't really a supporter of) and your life suddenly becomes much easier.
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@akams_ Investing in distressed assets ๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ
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I'm increasingly certain that KNBS cook numbers thoroughly. Cement consumption is down big. Manufacturing is down big, factories have been closing net net. Look at CBK's published NPL numbers, all those industries show signs of slowdown if not decline. Yet GDP growth is +ve
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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@spicedliver Hehehe, I just saw an article about how New York ladies have been complaining that the men have poor texting skills. Who's gonna tell them?
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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He was incompetent and looting too, but only difference is that he did so with a smile on his face and some charm. Uhunye revisonism tunakuonea 18, cheza mbali! Shetani cheza mbali!
@Mercy_noti
Mercieh
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We used to be a happy country buana. Sikuizi unaamka kama unachukia kila kitu
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Economy was growing at an amazing pace, unemployment was at record lows, the enthusiasm and hope of this period was self-evident tbh You could see it in the media.
@yator2dark
#RutoMustGo
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Hamkumbuki when Orange used this banger??
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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NGL, if I'm buying hardware meant for air defense, I think it makes a lotta sense buying form the guys that get bombarded more than almost any other developed nation in the world. Just saying.
@_dhahir
Dahir
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๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช is truly an embarrassment. Purchasing an air defense system from a genocidal state gives you a good picture of why they call ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช the most colonized country in Africa. Always in bed with oppressors due to its ruling elite historically consisting of children of collaborators.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Nah I find it amazing that he knew he had to milk this moment for one or 2 iconic pics, even if he was injured, man is just different ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Never let a good crisis go to waste etc etc.
@BasedBeffJezos
Beff โ€“ e/acc
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In the midst of "it's so over", he found there, within himself, an invincible "we're so back"
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It's always these Uber corrupt Moi era types that spew this nonsense ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Then in said books they'll make themselves look like saints like they weren't in Y4K living like kings.
@thee_alfa_house
THEE ALFA HOUSE
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They will murder me if I release my book today - Jirongo . Watch the entire conversation here ->
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Bad news: the worst person you know just made a great point
@Kimuzi_
Kimuzi
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But Somalia collapsed. With somalis
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Jamaa imepita the bar exams na anaamini the moon landings were fake hahaha, I have no words
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Kenyan elites investing in more productive sectors instead of real estate, land or transportation challenge: Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE
@oaksupreme
Franje
3 months
Ningekuwa Nick Ruto ningekuwa nainvest in startups, putting $50000 in Hisa, Kipaji, Benkiko, Bitlipa and Beest Athletic goes a long way than matatu
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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You put up GDP per capita growth numbers like that 2002 to 2012 run and you can get called wherever you want
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@MusingsofAwe
Ambitious Llama๐Ÿฆ™
4 months
Kibaki will remembered as a demi-god despite this country nearly falling in to a civil war & genocide under his presidency. ๐Ÿคฃ Simply coz those that came after him we're worse. Hii nchi imepitia vitu.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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I got a tweet from Gappy!!!!๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
@__paleologo
Gappy (Giuseppe Paleologo)
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Frankly this is the best fintwitter handle I have come across in a while and it put a smile on my face @MusembiWa
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Kenyans pick up right wing beliefs/ narratives/ talking points so uncritically, it's actually quite funny. From Bill Gates, to seed oils, to stuff about the UN, and like 10 other things. Same with the left, but that's more among elite circles and less prevalent, in my opinion.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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So, in the global elite's plan to grab food and water supplies in Africa, they're planning on starting with (checks notes), not Congo , not Tanzania or Uganda but Kenya, a largely semi-arid nation with no truly massive rivers or water reservoirs? Riiiiight
@IAMRAPCHA
Rapcha The Sayantist
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As a Kenyan you should check out this documentary "The Grab" Food and Water is the new oil and Africa has plenty of it, they are planning to colonise Africa once again using ignorant political leaders as proxies Kenya is a key target ๐ŸŽฏ
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50% of the fifa playlist used to be indie bands and upcoming artists. Now it's 50% drill, mainstream pop stuff and 10% indie, wtf. Pay whoever was in charge whatever they want to come back
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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As a grown ass man, you're still playing regime apologist after seeing all that crap they did yesterday??? Must be mental illness. Fuck you ile serious.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
4 months
James Mwangi become as wealthy as he is by delivering commercial banking to the masses in a way that Barclays, stanbic, etc at the time simply could or would not. There's a reason a number of Equity bank clients are as loyal as they are.
@C_NyaKundiH
Cyprian, Is Nyakundi
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James Mwangi has become a dollar billionaire through debt cartelsm - Gaitho
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Kumekuwaje huku, how did my tweet make it to the paper, ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@ijayilumumba
ijayilumumba๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
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Hi @MusembiWa i saw you somewhere today ๐Ÿ™‚
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Awesome, very nice. Question: if the trees themselves are so profitable then why aren't y'all selling he fruits but rather are selling seedlings? Is this a selling the shovels and pickaxes type thing where y'all enable the bubble to grow and make a killing in the process?
@mynzagric254
Mynzagric254
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Wambugu apples ๐ŸŽ do well in all Climates and mature only within 9 months 40-50 fruits a tree are harvested during the 1st year and this increases with time . 2nd year- 500+ fruits a tree 3rd year -700+ fruits a tree 5 years - 2000+ fruits a tree A kilo holds 9-10
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Last thing you see before ur rent goes up 40% lolz
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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I'm so envious of intuitively smart people that understand concepts and put it all together once you give them a handful of information. Like, I had to read a lot to get there and you just put it all together from first principles once I gave you some details? Fuck you!
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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One thing about the Rwandan government is that it haa an amazing eye for design , wow. Compared to us, at least.
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@McroStructur
Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Every time a proper competitor to EABL comes up, โ€˜something happensโ€™ and they โ€˜don't surviveโ€™ / โ€˜fold the businessโ€™. There's only 2 companies listed in the NSE with monopoly-esque status (with the blessing of government of course). Guess the second?
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Ian Cox as a Fox news correspondent was DEEEEFINITELY not on my bingo cards ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Talking stages are always fun till u get randomly ghosted
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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The realization that a number of quants just invest in low cost ETFs on their personal accounts is... worrying. If these guys just hand it to Fama at the end of the day (when it comes to their own money) then what chance do we have??
@FormulaDeltaOne
Formula ฮด1
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Aaand? Just because I create models that run decisions based on every tick doesnโ€™t mean I know where the fuck is (any) market going tomorrow. Index funds are very cost efficient, especially with the time they save you.
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Once landlords start charging rent here annually, just know the metamorphosis into a certain west African nation is complete. They do that to front load the inflation.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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โ€œDande aligonga aje watu wengi hivi?โ€ I wonder...
@SirAlexas
Aleckie Ronald
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Maybe sielewi mambo ya finance but investing 100K to get extra 8K after 6 months doesnโ€™t sound like ideal thing for me ๐Ÿ™„,
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Realizing a girl is actually incredibly dull and you were really there coz of looks and IDK, the sound of their voice or whatever is quite blackpilling. After the high of infatuation completely dies down that is.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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@TiskTusk Crazy how I clocked the image even before it loaded (it's the Thika road junction going to ngara and forest road huh?)
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Mi sitoki hapa until I'm doing good numbers salary wise haha, and I feel no shame as I say this. Go at it at Ur own pace.
@Utd_kimathi
Deadฤ€ss Kimโ˜†thiโ˜„๐Ÿช
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Nikifika 25 nasija omoka najimada man, imagine uko 25 na bado uko kwenu haha
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@30005k I've never seen the point of. Community fostered around negatives of verbs or beliefs e.g a non-running club. A non-reading club. Bizarre.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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@KariithiMwangi1 They had me fooled fr fr
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
2 months
Murima haters hawaezi nitoa huko, even with a tactical nuke (respectfully)
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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That account hunibamba sana. History contradicts this assertion by a lot. If bantus were this docile they wouldn't even exist today and woulda been rolled over by the warlike Nilotes, really. Doesn't even pass the intuitive logic test.
@iFortknox
ะšะะฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‚
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lmao
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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We need to seriously address Kenya's elite overproduction problem. We're producing all these well educated, intelligent young people then telling them we have no economic capacity to accommodate/employ them. Especially something like medicine, either we regulate supply or wages
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
15 days
Did a presentation & realized I'm more articulate now, research project is going well, social & love life going great, fit as I've been in yrs, hopefully career prospects look good looking forward, read a lot of personal stuff, gotten into media. Made many new friends!
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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This has been the best year of my adult life
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Aren't you Tanzanian and most of ur business families/ dynasties of Lebanese of foreign descent?
@accaleys
t_money
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@MusingsofAwe Speak about your country please not the continent
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Somalis distancing themselves from SSA people. Arabs disowning Somalis. Iranians shunning Arabs. Hmmmm.
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@REVIVALNATIONAL
National Revival
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Know the difference, it could save your life
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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This week I realized: Kenyans have a rough time percieving the importance of professions that deal in the abstract, such as law & likely even financial services. โ€œLawyers are just dishonest people that just play with words, finance folk just move numbers around on a screen.โ€
@McroStructur
Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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But let me stop talking lest we financial services professionals get dragged the way lawyers have.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Demanding lowering of govt expenditure instead of tax hikes (essentially smaller government) is socialist??? Not very bright, are we??
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@CTNSIS
CTNSIS
4 months
Kenyaโ€™s National Security severely threatened 1)-Threat of demonstrative terror attack by AQ's Al-Shabฤab al-Mujฤhideen. 2)-Socialist Gen-Z protests likely to affect investors confidence & worsen recession. 3)-Early politicking by ruling party to weaken governance. Red lines
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Any event is a date if Ur brave enough:
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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The girls that read Camus and Dostoyevsky left me in the dust. The girls that read Colleen Hoover curved me. The girl that read Freud curved me too. The girl that read Binyavanga Wainanins led me on. What next?
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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The great irony of power is that the most competent/best for the job are often less ambitious than the jokers that feel the need to overcompensate and excel at politicking.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Doesn't anyone just want to use me for my njwang'z instead of my brain?
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Progressive Pan-Afs ain't believing the scenes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
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Burkina Faso's military junta bans homosexual unions
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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You wouldn't set foot or even consider citizenship anywhere in the hellhole that is the Sahel region. I am certain of this, and that tells me everything I need to know. Zero skin in the game.
@LilithBlack25
Babylonian
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It's time more African states embrace Democratic Coups. It literally worked for Mali, Niger and Burkina Faso and now the Sahel Region is prospering unlike before. We should all embrace Traore's footsteps. Africa for Africans.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Lemme retweet so my African friends can laugh at you.
@AltcoinGordon
Gordon
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Maturing is realizing that $1M is not a lot of money.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Nikijinunulia a slice of cake as a treat, nitakuwa nimekosea mtu kweli?
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
7 months
Folks under that Mwango Capital tweet about BlackRock saying how they'll come along & control our economy are killing me LMAO. Do you know how small the NSE is relative to our economy? One would be better off taking a private equity approach as most companies here are private.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Haha, Baba is tired of this abusive relationship he has with the Kenyan electorate When regime is misbehaving: โ€œHeyyy Baba, I have a favor I need to ask you!!๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญโ€ During election time: โ€œBaba, you're gonna hate me for this!!๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃโ€ Literally the nice guy that's always finished last
@haofuwei
Hao fuwei
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Huyu baba naye hajui kusoma climate. This is the time to seize the opportunity for MAXIMUM anarchy against Sugoi yet he's just chilled alafu he will show up in 2026 talm'bout tialala
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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If I could reliably quadruple my money in a year, lt alone week trading derivatives, I'd be on the first plane to NY asking Ken Griffin to put me on a 10M a year contract and give me my own pod shop. I'd never put y'all niggas on.
@Wuodnyakach_
Onyango_tate
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How much can you make on Binary trading ? Click link on my profile and join my telegram chanel
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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โ€œWhat if we just defaultedโ€ is the Emerging market econ/ finance bro equivalent to โ€œWhy don't we just print more moneyโ€. Ukishasema hii...
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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The teargas is wicked, but we are wickeda dan dem
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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I've realized anti-kenyan cope from our neighbors is usually so weak Like: y'all are coons that sided with the apartheid regime. (That's plain false) You guys are food insecure and import maize from us LMAO (you mean we engage in voluntary trade with you guys? Is that bad or?)
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
2 months
If I can't afford IB or IGCSE for my kids, I'd rather not have them, or teach them heavily during my free time.
@YunglePever
Yangow Arap Saitany ๎จ€
2 months
This what KICD textbooks are teaching your CBC kids ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Mi huona the amazing babes around me then I start doing the math for what a decent, date looks like and costs for both of us nasema acha tu. Heri nideposit pale brokerage so I can bet more, it's never that serious.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
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Lmao they think this is the IMF's first rodeo with social unrest tied to their recommended policies in a country that owes them? It's more of the norm actually. Nothingburger. Nothing will change. Nothing ever happens.
@RaphaelObonyo
Raphael Obonyo
10 days
Kenyaโ€™s Gen Z protest now spark global rethink on IMF conditions
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@McroStructur
Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
4 months
We're gonna default before 2032. That's it, that's the tweet.
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@McroStructur
Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
4 months
Yunno how many countries woulda straight up collapsed were it not for IMF intervention? Yaani their financial systems were on their knees, banks had essentially collapsed & they had zero access to USD. Let's be sober in our critiques plz. You deal with the system as it is.
@haofuwei
Hao fuwei
4 months
IMF sentiment continuum
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@McroStructur
Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
6 months
RIP to a legend of the trading and quant scene. Have mad respect for the guy.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
5 months
The one thing I'd want African elites to learn from Bannon (yes, the Trump campaign guy) was his rhetoric towards the mercantilist states, mostly China. People think these Asian nations give us all this credit coz they like us LOLz.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
4 months
Lefties try not to lose the plot challenge: Difficulty: impossible.
@ItsJust_Lynn
๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช Imaginary Friend
4 months
Can someone could carry a Palestinian flag next week? Palestinian Freedom is linked to our freedom. Those USA states men that were seen with Ruto this week, several are funded by AIPAC (a pro Israel lobby group). We have to see our struggles as collective. #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
3 months
Eti babes saw him at an event jana akakasirika sana sana There's a very simple solution to avoiding seeing someone you don't like, I think.
@McroStructur
Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
3 months
Wanataka Keith awe barred from events zote kabsaaa na asiwahi onekane tena huko hahahaha
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
1 month
All 3 of these are built by the government... IDK what this says about the country but it says something, that's for sure
@Gateru
I_Gat_Shots
2 months
Wallpaper anyone?
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
3 months
These videos are the female equivalent of those videos of men buying their girlfriends Mercedes Benzes or renting out a while8 helicopter to propose
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
7 months
LMAO trailer imebeba Amigos na WOW WOWs ndo mnataka tuichukue ni ka imebeba kokoto?
@teslaownersSV
Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
11 months
Tesla Semi was fully loaded with a huge load. You can hear it accelerate like itโ€™s carrying nothing. The Semi will push us to a sustainable future. Its a game changer. @tesla @tesla_na I saw a total of three at Frito Lay today and fill up each one to the brim.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
29 days
I'm as progressive as the next guy but sadly tutangoja sana, Nairobi is not Kenya sentiment wise and the Overton window is still too narrow rn
@jidishibro
parachichi ๐Ÿ”ป
30 days
Me watching yโ€™all advocating for misogynist when Iโ€™m tryna find a pro-queer potential candidate to backโ€ฆ I def foolishly thought we were all tryna dismantle all the current systems of oppression to build a more inclusive country.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
25 days
The Gachaguas of all people commiting a succession madterclass wasn't on my bingo cards TBH. What's ur excuse?
@RuthAmbogo
Ruth Ambogo ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
25 days
@EtalePhilip Gachagua Nderituโ€™s Will is taught at KSL as one of the best wills drafted and executed. Everyone got their share including concubines and their children.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
6 months
A man of excellence is typically highly desired, the biggest downside however is that the man's work likely comsumes him. In most of these fields you just have to be *that* invested/ passionate, or just have some uncanny talent/ institution for it (rare).
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
1 month
The CIA are declassifying (very well written and detailed) documents and writing whole books on their history, and history of their rivals and their capabilities while our NIS...does whatever the hell the NIS does.
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@McroStructur
Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
2 months
These the typa books that folks read for the sake of saying โ€˜I readโ€™.
@itsSierraNicole
Sierra Nicole
2 months
Books Iโ€™m reading on my journey to becoming hotter, richer and happier ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿค“
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
2 months
SACCO deposits unlike bank deposits are uninsured BTW...
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@MwangoCapital
Mwango Capital
2 months
Investigations into irregular NSSF bonds trading face setbacks as crucial emails & SMSs may have been deleted. CMA & CBK intensify efforts, but missing communications could obstruct justice.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
7 months
@KariithiMwangi1 Is it a deep hatred for credentials or what? I'm actually shocked. Hatumwi to some place we don't have major ties to like some eastern European nation, but rather the effing U.S, what the hell!?
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
2 months
Have a classmate that thinks this way, hii nchi inaeza ona mambo akikanyaga hiyo finance ministry oh my gahd!! You have the ability to be anyone you want but a corrupt government official os what u settle for? SMH.
@AnganaKeith
Keith Ang'ana
2 months
The collective dream that we hold as a people is a perfect reflection of our culture. If we have many people saying, "Nadai tu kuingia kwa serikali ndio niibe pesa pia," then that reflects our society's ethos.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
7 months
I had to mute Nyanje. I tried I genuinely tried to understand him but he's just too insufferable for me.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
1 month
Me chillin' with the murima dragon I bagged:
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
6 months
@LoneCourier2 If only we had enemies that saw that our systems were halal and decided not to strike us because of that ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
2 months
They (when advocating for the retVrn to tradition) imagine themselves to be the jacked patriarch with multiple voluptuous wives at their beck & call. They never bicker of course With infinite supply of geese & plantain of course. Health care? What for if we all lived to 110?
@BoyOfficial9
Foundational Tethering AMERIKKKรN ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿพ
9 months
Honestly, donโ€™t see whatโ€™s wrong with a rural / tribal life ๐ŸคŽ The whites made Civilization the yardstick for โ€œliving goodโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ But look at the so called civilizationโ€ฆ What has it done to our planet ๐ŸŒ? Chaotic & destructive way of life ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ The Huts ๐Ÿ›– donโ€™t hurt #Africa
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@McroStructur
Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
27 days
We welcome them to Ngulusumu PLC, ticker $NGULU, where we have a very attractive stock based compensation package, dividend policy and are also arranging a buyback program in FY 2025 given share price pressures caused by fake Ngulusumus flooding the market.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
1 month
Libertarians: The free market will regulate itself The free market:
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haggaHQ๐Ÿ’…
1 month
Bye๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿƒ
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
5 months
My favourite typa account is the โ€˜objective intellectualโ€™ that's under this impression that they're the most impartial, rational person on any topic. They wear their biases on their sleeve unknowingly. When you ask them they say their side is ...
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
3 months
Kinda crazy how deep in the shitter we're in to the point that Brazil is somehow a country that some of us aspire towards LOL. FUCKING BRAZIL, una.
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@McroStructur
Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
4 months
I don't think I'll be able to truly love once I land a job.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
4 months
People make a big fuss about liking ur own tweets as I shamelessly retweet and quote retweet my own stuff. Sometimes you just gotta repost what a real nigha had to say.
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Fetty_VWAP ๐ŸŒ
4 months
We're sanitising Jacob Juma now coz he had some banger tweets when he didn't get paid on some deals??? How do y'all think he was privy to all that sensitive information?? @Noble_Pleb , self made billionaire kosokoso.
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