Nothing ever happens enjoyer.
Dabbler, aspiring tinkerer.
Non-Pan-Africanist.
Retired dragon hunter ๐๐
Love Alt-Rock to death.
I trade indeces sometimes
To everyone telling me NOT to go for protests on Thursday because Iโve been marked and might be killed, do you know that I was found on our rooftop on Friday night in a noose ready to die? (wacha niende psych ward kiasi)
Kama si majirani singekuwa hapa leo. Siogopi kifo guys!!!
My golden rule is that ukiskia that in Ur family you have like 2 or 3 uncles, aunts, cousins or something that have mental health issues don't be a hero with the drugs.
Itwa mtiaji or whatever but don't risk.
The Musembi rule:
If folks in your country are bragging about<$40 spend on food, just know y'all won't be affording universal healthcare or any meaningful social safety nets anytime soon.
The rural person that believes very strongly in evil eyes, โmapepoโ and laana za wazee ain't too different from the 3rd year USIU philosophy major that believes in Esoteric knowledge and new age stuff , when you think about it.
I'm increasingly certain that KNBS cook numbers thoroughly.
Cement consumption is down big.
Manufacturing is down big, factories have been closing net net.
Look at CBK's published NPL numbers, all those industries show signs of slowdown if not decline.
Yet GDP growth is +ve
@spicedliver
Hehehe, I just saw an article about how New York ladies have been complaining that the men have poor texting skills. Who's gonna tell them?
He was incompetent and looting too, but only difference is that he did so with a smile on his face and some charm.
Uhunye revisonism tunakuonea 18, cheza mbali!
Shetani cheza mbali!
Economy was growing at an amazing pace, unemployment was at record lows, the enthusiasm and hope of this period was self-evident tbh
You could see it in the media.
NGL, if I'm buying hardware meant for air defense, I think it makes a lotta sense buying form the guys that get bombarded more than almost any other developed nation in the world.
Just saying.
๐ฐ๐ช is truly an embarrassment.
Purchasing an air defense system from a genocidal state gives you a good picture of why they call ๐ฐ๐ช the most colonized country in Africa.
Always in bed with oppressors due to its ruling elite historically consisting of children of collaborators.
Nah I find it amazing that he knew he had to milk this moment for one or 2 iconic pics, even if he was injured, man is just different ๐ญ๐ญ
Never let a good crisis go to waste etc etc.
It's always these Uber corrupt Moi era types that spew this nonsense ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Then in said books they'll make themselves look like saints like they weren't in Y4K living like kings.
Kibaki will remembered as a demi-god despite this country nearly falling in to a civil war & genocide under his presidency. ๐คฃ
Simply coz those that came after him we're worse. Hii nchi imepitia vitu.
Kenyans pick up right wing beliefs/ narratives/ talking points so uncritically, it's actually quite funny. From Bill Gates, to seed oils, to stuff about the UN, and like 10 other things.
Same with the left, but that's more among elite circles and less prevalent, in my opinion.
So, in the global elite's plan to grab food and water supplies in Africa, they're planning on starting with (checks notes), not Congo , not Tanzania or Uganda but Kenya, a largely semi-arid nation with no truly massive rivers or water reservoirs?
Riiiiight
As a Kenyan you should check out this documentary "The Grab"
Food and Water is the new oil and Africa has plenty of it, they are planning to colonise Africa once again using ignorant political leaders as proxies
Kenya is a key target ๐ฏ
50% of the fifa playlist used to be indie bands and upcoming artists.
Now it's 50% drill, mainstream pop stuff and 10% indie, wtf.
Pay whoever was in charge whatever they want to come back
As a grown ass man, you're still playing regime apologist after seeing all that crap they did yesterday???
Must be mental illness. Fuck you ile serious.
James Mwangi become as wealthy as he is by delivering commercial banking to the masses in a way that Barclays, stanbic, etc at the time simply could or would not.
There's a reason a number of Equity bank clients are as loyal as they are.
Awesome, very nice.
Question: if the trees themselves are so profitable then why aren't y'all selling he fruits but rather are selling seedlings?
Is this a selling the shovels and pickaxes type thing where y'all enable the bubble to grow and make a killing in the process?
Wambugu apples ๐ do well in all Climates and mature only within 9 months
40-50 fruits a tree are harvested during the 1st year and this increases with time .
2nd year- 500+ fruits a tree
3rd year -700+ fruits a tree
5 years - 2000+ fruits a tree
A kilo holds 9-10
I'm so envious of intuitively smart people that understand concepts and put it all together once you give them a handful of information.
Like, I had to read a lot to get there and you just put it all together from first principles once I gave you some details?
Fuck you!
Every time a proper competitor to EABL comes up, โsomething happensโ and they โdon't surviveโ / โfold the businessโ.
There's only 2 companies listed in the NSE with monopoly-esque status (with the blessing of government of course). Guess the second?
The realization that a number of quants just invest in low cost ETFs on their personal accounts is... worrying.
If these guys just hand it to Fama at the end of the day (when it comes to their own money) then what chance do we have??
Aaand?
Just because I create models that run decisions based on every tick doesnโt mean I know where the fuck is (any) market going tomorrow.
Index funds are very cost efficient, especially with the time they save you.
Once landlords start charging rent here annually, just know the metamorphosis into a certain west African nation is complete.
They do that to front load the inflation.
Realizing a girl is actually incredibly dull and you were really there coz of looks and IDK, the sound of their voice or whatever is quite blackpilling.
After the high of infatuation completely dies down that is.
That account hunibamba sana. History contradicts this assertion by a lot. If bantus were this docile they wouldn't even exist today and woulda been rolled over by the warlike Nilotes, really. Doesn't even pass the intuitive logic test.
We need to seriously address Kenya's elite overproduction problem.
We're producing all these well educated, intelligent young people then telling them we have no economic capacity to accommodate/employ them.
Especially something like medicine, either we regulate supply or wages
Did a presentation & realized I'm more articulate now, research project is going well, social & love life going great, fit as I've been in yrs, hopefully career prospects look good looking forward, read a lot of personal stuff, gotten into media.
Made many new friends!
This week I realized:
Kenyans have a rough time percieving the importance of professions that deal in the abstract, such as law & likely even financial services.
โLawyers are just dishonest people that just play with words, finance folk just move numbers around on a screen.โ
Kenyaโs National Security severely threatened
1)-Threat of demonstrative terror attack by AQ's Al-Shabฤab al-Mujฤhideen.
2)-Socialist Gen-Z protests likely to affect investors confidence & worsen recession.
3)-Early politicking by ruling party to weaken governance.
Red lines
The girls that read Camus and Dostoyevsky left me in the dust.
The girls that read Colleen Hoover curved me.
The girl that read Freud curved me too.
The girl that read Binyavanga Wainanins led me on.
What next?
The great irony of power is that the most competent/best for the job are often less ambitious than the jokers that feel the need to overcompensate and excel at politicking.
You wouldn't set foot or even consider citizenship anywhere in the hellhole that is the Sahel region.
I am certain of this, and that tells me everything I need to know. Zero skin in the game.
It's time more African states embrace Democratic Coups. It literally worked for Mali, Niger and Burkina Faso and now the Sahel Region is prospering unlike before. We should all embrace Traore's footsteps. Africa for Africans.
Folks under that Mwango Capital tweet about BlackRock saying how they'll come along & control our economy are killing me LMAO.
Do you know how small the NSE is relative to our economy? One would be better off taking a private equity approach as most companies here are private.
Haha, Baba is tired of this abusive relationship he has with the Kenyan electorate
When regime is misbehaving: โHeyyy Baba, I have a favor I need to ask you!!๐คญ๐คญโ
During election time: โBaba, you're gonna hate me for this!!๐ซฃ๐ซฃโ
Literally the nice guy that's always finished last
Huyu baba naye hajui kusoma climate. This is the time to seize the opportunity for MAXIMUM anarchy against Sugoi yet he's just chilled alafu he will show up in 2026 talm'bout tialala
If I could reliably quadruple my money in a year, lt alone week trading derivatives, I'd be on the first plane to NY asking Ken Griffin to put me on a 10M a year contract and give me my own pod shop.
I'd never put y'all niggas on.
I've realized anti-kenyan cope from our neighbors is usually so weak
Like: y'all are coons that sided with the apartheid regime. (That's plain false)
You guys are food insecure and import maize from us LMAO (you mean we engage in voluntary trade with you guys? Is that bad or?)
Mi huona the amazing babes around me then I start doing the math for what a decent, date looks like and costs for both of us nasema acha tu.
Heri nideposit pale brokerage so I can bet more, it's never that serious.
Lmao they think this is the IMF's first rodeo with social unrest tied to their recommended policies in a country that owes them? It's more of the norm actually.
Nothingburger.
Nothing will change.
Nothing ever happens.
Yunno how many countries woulda straight up collapsed were it not for IMF intervention?
Yaani their financial systems were on their knees, banks had essentially collapsed & they had zero access to USD.
Let's be sober in our critiques plz. You deal with the system as it is.
The one thing I'd want African elites to learn from Bannon (yes, the Trump campaign guy) was his rhetoric towards the mercantilist states, mostly China.
People think these Asian nations give us all this credit coz they like us LOLz.
Can someone could carry a Palestinian flag next week? Palestinian Freedom is linked to our freedom. Those USA states men that were seen with Ruto this week, several are funded by AIPAC (a pro Israel lobby group). We have to see our struggles as collective.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
Tesla Semi was fully loaded with a huge load. You can hear it accelerate like itโs carrying nothing.
The Semi will push us to a sustainable future. Its a game changer.
@tesla
@tesla_na
I saw a total of three at Frito Lay today and fill up each one to the brim.
Me watching yโall advocating for misogynist when Iโm tryna find a pro-queer potential candidate to backโฆ I def foolishly thought we were all tryna dismantle all the current systems of oppression to build a more inclusive country.
@EtalePhilip
Gachagua Nderituโs Will is taught at KSL as one of the best wills drafted and executed. Everyone got their share including concubines and their children.
A man of excellence is typically highly desired, the biggest downside however is that the man's work likely comsumes him.
In most of these fields you just have to be *that* invested/ passionate, or just have some uncanny talent/ institution for it (rare).
The CIA are declassifying (very well written and detailed) documents and writing whole books on their history, and history of their rivals and their capabilities while our NIS...does whatever the hell the NIS does.
Investigations into irregular NSSF bonds trading face setbacks as crucial emails & SMSs may have been deleted.
CMA & CBK intensify efforts, but missing communications could obstruct justice.
@KariithiMwangi1
Is it a deep hatred for credentials or what? I'm actually shocked. Hatumwi to some place we don't have major ties to like some eastern European nation, but rather the effing U.S, what the hell!?
Have a classmate that thinks this way, hii nchi inaeza ona mambo akikanyaga hiyo finance ministry oh my gahd!!
You have the ability to be anyone you want but a corrupt government official os what u settle for? SMH.
The collective dream that we hold as a people is a perfect reflection of our culture.
If we have many people saying, "Nadai tu kuingia kwa serikali ndio niibe pesa pia," then that reflects our society's ethos.
They (when advocating for the retVrn to tradition) imagine themselves to be the jacked patriarch with multiple voluptuous wives at their beck & call. They never bicker of course
With infinite supply of geese & plantain of course. Health care? What for if we all lived to 110?
Honestly, donโt see whatโs wrong with a rural / tribal life ๐ค
The whites made Civilization the yardstick for โliving goodโ ๐
But look at the so called civilizationโฆ What has it done to our planet ๐?
Chaotic & destructive way of life ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
The Huts ๐ donโt hurt
#Africa
We welcome them to Ngulusumu PLC, ticker $NGULU, where we have a very attractive stock based compensation package, dividend policy and are also arranging a buyback program in FY 2025 given share price pressures caused by fake Ngulusumus flooding the market.
My favourite typa account is the โobjective intellectualโ that's under this impression that they're the most impartial, rational person on any topic.
They wear their biases on their sleeve unknowingly. When you ask them they say their side is ...
People make a big fuss about liking ur own tweets as I shamelessly retweet and quote retweet my own stuff.
Sometimes you just gotta repost what a real nigha had to say.
We're sanitising Jacob Juma now coz he had some banger tweets when he didn't get paid on some deals???
How do y'all think he was privy to all that sensitive information??
@Noble_Pleb
, self made billionaire kosokoso.