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Don't compare your progress with that of others. We all need our own time to travel our own distance. I am Man City or Nothing. No DMs, please ๐Ÿ™

Centurion, South Africa
Joined March 2012
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Guys, How do you tell your wife you have a child outside?
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I saw this on FB. Let's make him trend. He saved a lady in Tableview(CPT) from being gang raped, and in the midst of all that, he was stabbed. His name is Mr Masukume and he works for Eskom. He's our hero.
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Son, you bring joy into my life every day. Happy Birthday to you.
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Guys, I'm wrong to ask him to cut โœ‚๏ธ it down? My son's hair, style.
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Guys IQ Drive is everything, I mean I'm just a passenger, in my car. โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™
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Whatโ€™s your Job title? Iโ€™m a traffic officer ๐Ÿ‘ฎ.
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@DeedyMCFC Maybe add Messi
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Another child ๐Ÿง’... this is painful ๐Ÿ˜ฃ...
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Mec Or Bima?
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Buying your mom an R70 cake from ShopRite is better than buying her R27000 casket while she is no longer alive.
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How it started vs how itโ€™s going ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ my cell phone is off.
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Out and about to celebrate wife birthday ๐ŸŽ... Robva ariho
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Can I overtake?
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I can't believe I'm 39 today.
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Father of 3. Mother of 2. How many kids we have? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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Thanks ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ you. I got my gift ๐Ÿ“ฆ #MCFC @ManCity
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No one will accept this challenge in South Africa.
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I am very happy today. โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Tribute to my old man ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฐ...
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This is the old man; regrettably, I am struggling to locate the buyer he sold the phone to. I made considerable efforts today and came close to apprehending him. The individual who purchased the iphone14 goes by the name Popos Buyera, and the contact information for Popos is as
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Guys, should I post the photo of the individual who stole my son's phone? He sold my son iPhone 14 for R1000.
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Is it true that life begins at 40? Today, I just turned ....?๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘Š #HappyBirthdayMCK
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Our 12 years together, Happy Birthday to my firstborn...my boooooooy is 12 years today, I love you son...
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I'm in Soweto, why not Konka? For Control
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Guys, I got a R1500 fine inside Kruger National Park. Have you ever had one?
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3 years
You have R30 million and your bae's life operation is R30million, will you pay it?โค๏ธ๐Ÿค”
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When I was 23, 25, 35, and 37 years old. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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This family need help... they in Sandra Kubayi Xigalo. Under Malamulele... Limpopo
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It's time to hit the road. ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Number 9 guys ๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“. โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Happy birthday to me the most kind-hearted and thoughtful husband alive ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Which Brabus 900 Beast would you take? GT900 or G900
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She inspires me to be a better man.
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Guys, should I post the photo of the individual who stole my son's phone? He sold my son iPhone 14 for R1000.
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Today, my son's phone was stolen at Curro ground thatch-filed, when I track it, it shows that it is in Pretoria. Even though I am not in Gauteng, I assure you that I will make every effort to retrieve this device; they have chosen the wrong one this time. During a game of
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@phililekhoza355 @Ayanda_Mredli Where's your Thanks Bye ๐Ÿ‘‹?
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I went out last night guys.. Morning
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3 years
Guys, Love yourself and take care of your health.
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Your beauty attracted me, but I admire you for the person you are and the joy youโ€™ve brought to my life. Guys help me to wish ๐Ÿ™ my beautiful wife a happy birthday ๐ŸŽ. Also the #FetchYourBody2020 gang.
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Spiderman chicohumela Murahu ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Nkulunkulukazi I had no choice but to start by taking care of my mother house and sending my younger brother to school. Seeing them happy and self-sufficient now brings me joy. Ultimately, it's up to you - there's no one-size-fits-all answer.
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My daughter โ€œDaddy please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ take me to school todayโ€ โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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To think I spoiled this car for less than 10K. Mirror, rims, wrap(only top)and boot spoiler and smash and grab window tinting... Only to lose the cell number of the guy who did all this to my car. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ
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@day_vheed @CAF_Online @mokotjo101 Simply congratulate the man without including strange opinions. Have you ever had the experience of taking a penalty in an international game? Those penalties were precisely on target, but Willian did a remarkable job in stopping them.
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Guys, All relationship have one law. Never make the one you love feel alone especially when youโ€™re there. โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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The scratches on my legs. They can rebuild South Africa.
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My favorite video with my girl ๐Ÿ‘ง...
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Runners, one of us is no more. Rest in peace, Xa Humba. #FetchYourBody2020 #ComradesRaceTheLegends #RunningWithTumiSole
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@Nalzzy He held the position as a referee; he is an experienced referee. He receives compensation for his work, but now they are planning to oust him. He has been apprehended, currently in custody, and I have given him two days to return the phone, however, he has failed to do so.
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@BillMoldestad That's true. You always arrive at the same time as the same cars you pass on the road.
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@LeoStunt17 @FulufheloNem_ Some people don't have time for the gym. Busy making money.
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We are Manchester City Family ๐Ÿ‘ช... Even our helper is Man City follower ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #mcfc we can't wait for tomorrow #RMAvMCI come on city
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Tears Will Stop ๐Ÿ˜ญ Corona Will End ๐Ÿ’” Doors Will Open ๐Ÿ‘Œ He is A Living God ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Happy birthday to the most loving and amazing woman in my life! It feels like just yesterday when we met at University and embarked on this incredible journey together. Over the past 19 years, we have built a beautiful family with our two wonderful kids. We have faced ups and
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#PHOPHIMUSTFALL โ€˜โ€™MEC of Limpopo department of health shot nurses for demanding to serve thier poor community. In 2020 year of a nurse and midwife nogal๐Ÿ™„ โ€˜โ€™
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Next year, I need to work hard at the gym. The way I have gained weight.
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Where do you belong? A for me. Team A Team B Team C Team D 1. 1981 1986 1991 1996 2. 1982 1987 1992 1997 3. 1983 1988 1993 1998 4. 1984 1989 1994 1999 5. 1985 1990 1995 2000
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I had a great day in Soweto on Youth Day. Bye ๐Ÿ‘‹ Soweto I'm out.
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@MirthCity Portia is not happy with 1k. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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I got myself a new cell phone. I don't know if you understand. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Guys I have a girlfriend now... it wasnโ€™t not easy to introduce her to my wife... donโ€™t ask me how I manage to do this.
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If you have a mother in your life that was present, taught you kindness, taught you discipline, took interest in your life, provided for you, took pride in your accomplishments and celebrated you frequently and publicly, be very grateful. It's rarer than you think...
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@Buhlenomuhle Some people may believe that all men cheat, and others may believe that fidelity is possible. It really depends on the individual and their personal experiences and beliefs.
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@OslinaM Yes, but we know where he operates now, you will see pictures soon. He's not cooperating right now, but don't worry. You can try and call him and remind him that I will deal with him.
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Time to buy avocado ๐Ÿฅ‘ and hit the road back to GP.
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I'm in Phalaborwa, and I'm happy that the weather is not that bad. This place can be hot.
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@KayIgama Discovering infidelity can be a deeply hurtful experience, and individuals may choose to end a relationship due to a breach of trust .
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@ErlingRoIe Leicester City??????
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@Nantsa31 @Papi91897690 It is not a child, but the referee who was appointed for the match.
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It's time to spend some quality time.
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4 years
How Corona is dealing with us right now. #CoronaVirusSA
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2 years
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself. Sometimes you need to be alone.
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For the first time, I am sitting in the back of my car.
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My young man said to me, Daddy, let's go out. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ #HappyBirthdayDaddy
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When I was 27 and now at 38. #FetchYourBody2022 #RunningWithTumiSole
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Man City Trophy Tour with @JoleonLescott @ManCity #MCFC
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Guys, I'm wearing All Star today.
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Guys if you want to find love then go out more often and get to know more people.
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I just add my favorite ๐Ÿ˜โ€ฆ Reply with your favorite.
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Who wants macadamia?
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@ConstanceSaal @Lesufi Theyโ€™re eating everything... even WIFi
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Don't say anything ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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2016 picture... In my marriage I use a little trick that helps me a lot: I count to 10 before I start arguing. A simple thing that saved our nerves many times. Too bad my wife can count only to 2 before she starts screaming ๐Ÿ˜‚. Good night
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Happy Birthday to me. As I reflect on this past year, I canโ€™t help but feel grateful for all of the wonderful moments and people I have in my life. Iโ€™m feeling very blessed on my birthday today. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง
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Hope your birthday's as happy as you make me. Guys is my wife's birthday.
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If your traveling to Limpopo, you must be ready for traffic.
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Pigment. Morning, guys.
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She just broke my heart... ๐Ÿ’”
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I am having lunch with my eldest child โค๏ธโค๏ธ.
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When I stopped running, I was afraid that I would gain weight. However, I have been managing my weight well, and even with some casual runs, I have not experienced any weight gain. Home sweet home ๐Ÿ 
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Another two million rand for her, this woman knows how to earn legitimate income. #comrades2024 3 in row.
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Yesterday, I went to the Post office to renew my car license disk. However, I was surprised to find out that I had to clear my outstanding fines before receiving the new one. I couldn't believe the amount of fines linked to my car in the system. It seemed like this car has caused
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I'm going out.
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I had a good time on the road today. #RunningWithTumiSole #FetchYourBody2021 #100daysofwalking #lifestyle 12km done. Bye, Bye ๐Ÿ‘‹ Polokwane hello Centurion. Shower ๐Ÿšฟ then I am off.
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I got it 4rm FB โ€This beautiful young lady o li nyisa without Gucci or LV or Range Rover behind her or those hotels le postang ko teng ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.. She doesn't even have to be half naked for all that matters ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.Hands of ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ.. JOHN vuli gate ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ banyise wena Girl ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃโ€
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Just the two of us. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Firstborn
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3 years
When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living. Raise your standard of giving.
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#FetchYourBody2020 we keep moving forward...Rent paid #RunningMan #running 11km
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My daughter deserves tickets.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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Everyone needs love Because love makes life beautiful...Easy Sunday
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