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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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What cringeworthy centrist celebrity moment lives rent free in your head?
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the virgin two handed matt hancock vs the chad one handed thumbs up corbyn
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spaghetti on a plank of wood, horrible pervert chefs
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Brandon Pope TV
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Milwaukee’s food scene is UNDERRATED and deserves respect. Crew dinner last night. Yes, this is a pasta flight.
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Biden's gonna say "it was a pleasure to meet the IRA"
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Celtic Football Club
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📸 The Scottish Champions invitation to visit to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue! ✅ The Bhoys at the @WhiteHouse . #TheBhoysOfSummer | #StatesideCelts 🇺🇸🍀
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i love this website
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Lower house prices in your area by spraying radical graffiti for good praxis
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Happy Thatcher's Dead Day to all who celebrate 🎉🍻🍾💃
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The GB News crew are shi*ting into their hands and clapping for attention with this one 🤣
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Property developers seeing a listed building
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Is there a more intimidating image in sports than Ronaldo standing over a free kick?
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The only queen and crown I'll be celebrating this jubilee
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i hope the labour vote in liverpool plummets to the centre of the earth, i really fucking do
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if wes streeting has one million haters, then i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater then that is me. if wes streeting has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth
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If i hear anyone say 'genny lec' in real life i wil kill myself in front of them
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Fair play mate i think you've got a graft ahead of you
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#EastEnders icon Chrissie Watts to make explosive return two decades after debut
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english rugby - tory welsh rugby - working class dont ask for an explanation, it just is
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sorry sweetie, i dont have time for emotional labour right now
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'lesser mortals' drive themselves into a grave working full weeks of hard graft during/waiting for cancer treatment. She's not special, she's not a blessing, she's not an inspiration, she's just rich.
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Telegraph Royal Family
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✍️ 'When lesser mortals would have stayed at home, Catherine proved that the show goes on' | Writes @AllisonPearson Read the comment in full here ⬇️
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me seeing lockdown 2.0 on the cards knowing i dont go out anyways
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@_luke1878_ unironically one of the funniest posts of the day
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Ridiculous name for a baby
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Sky News
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Gordon Ramsay becomes father for sixth time at 57, welcoming 'whopper' to the family
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Just seen your mums workplace
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i think about this name approximately 918736483 times a day
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kyogo furuhashi's influence is insane
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Gloster canaries famous for their most distinguishing feature, a crest resembling a bowl haircuts complete with fringe, are the result of selective breeding in Gloucestershire, England, in 1925,
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Another classic from Adrian, what a guy
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idgi matt hancock breaks the law and nothing will come of it but ur 5 mins late to a dwp appointment and expected to starve for a month minimum?? hate this country
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@LukeWilliams_29 WHERE DO YOU KEEP FINDING THESE
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The virgin convention is in town i see
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i'd have to forcibly removed like that just stop oil fella who zip tied himsel to a goalpost
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@harrisonjbrock she's very snog marry avoid party girl coded
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lockdown really did a number on this country
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@Harry_Styles
Harry Styles.
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RIP Baroness Thatcher .x
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Everything about this makes me enraged
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wonderful review of veet's full bikini hair removal cream
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Everyone please check your kids Halloween treats this year. Last year we found a 1992 Peugeot 405 inside one of little Pauline's snickers bars. Absolutely shocking.
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Crying, my apprentice in work just said "Laura I believe there was something called menthol cigarettes when you were younger? How did they make them taste like mint?"
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Jenny Anderson was buying ketamine on the dark web
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The Mirror
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John Lewis delivery men caught 'urinating against van' by horrified woman
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I hope piece of shit landlords Lisa Walsh, 30, and her husband Chris, 35 [REDACTED] painfully.
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we knew this way back when he left diana for cowmilla
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Im sorry i cant be her
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@Jeremyakee
J.R.R. TolKee
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There is a concept known as “thin places”, where it is said that the veil between this world and the next is thin. You can sense the numinous around you, even if you cannot describe it. Where have you been that felt ‘thin’?
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I thrive off small town drama!!! Lexus owner!! 😭😭
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Nah im back just to show the start of fucking howler back peice I've seen on insta
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Me working recruitment at KFC and typing this email
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A fan writes
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genuinely incredible video, im in awe
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it seems this tweet has reached the Americans, many of whom are very triggered and upset. Frankly, i’m all for it.
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HAHAHAHAHA
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@semtexfarmhand_ he really is my favourite poster
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Im floating towards the extra bank holiday like a cartoon character smelling a pie on a windowsill
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The Prince of Wales has pulled out of attending the memorial service for the late King Constantine of Greece at Windsor Castle due to a personal matter, Kensington Palace said. 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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I cant believe the woke right are cancelling christmas dinner like this and replacing it with tesco curry with chips and 'chunky' bread
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Boostrap 'working class' Grifter
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2 years
She died 2 years ago?? Wow. I didn't know that. She led an amazing life, what else can you say? She was an amazing woman, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing woman who led an amazing life
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Michael Beschloss
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RBG died two years ago tomorrow:
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2 months
the adults are back in charge and they're letting the pensioners die in winter
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1 year
top players in the submergence community
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Film Updates
1 year
James Cameron has spoken out about the missing Titanic submersible. “People in the community were very concerned about this sub. Top players in the submergence community even wrote letters to the company, saying what they were doing was too experimental for passengers.”
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Think it might have been the murders
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3 years
You got a head like a space raider crisp please be quiet
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3 years
She's prepared for the Six Nations
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3 years
Sorry but if starving people means not having L*dbaby at number one then that's how its got to be im afraid
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2 years
When twitter dies we take over mumsnet
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4 years
guy who has a rustlers burger and can of monster for breakfast
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𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸
2 years
'andrew tate should've girlbossed the world of sex trafficking and misogyny' is one hell of a take
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9 months
dartcuterie was right there ffs
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Flo Lloyd-Hughes
9 months
My friend made a darts charcuterie board for the final 😭😭
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3 years
Looks like a racist toaster.
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Daily Express
3 years
'Accident waiting to happen' - UK's first driverless bus to take to the streets
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2 years
Walked out of my job in july after 7 straight years of call centre hell with no fallback because it was driving me to [k word] myself. Been offered a dream (junior role) IT job today that will go hand in hand with my degree 🥰🥰🥰
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4 months
need to get on the lash with these two queens
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It's 25 years since two blockbuster love stories launched and then ran into serious difficulty - that's right we're talking about @TitanicMovie and the Good Friday Agreement, which have more in common than you might think, writes @BBCGarethG 🎥💞
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11 months
he's rolling in hell like a rotisserie chicken
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Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗️
11 months
This isn’t a pro-Palestinian rally in London now, it’s a pro-Hamas rally. Churchill is probably rolling in his grave.
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@charlottor A lovely threatening/intimidating atmosphere, just what you want when casting a vote
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1 year
Mariah Carey Glitter film and soundtrack poster in front of 9/11
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What’s the best photograph in music history ?
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luv this place
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3 years
It's officially my birthday, its also the anniversary of Mussolini getting yoinked. So here's an upside down celebration
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𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸
4 years
not a mention of zoos, shithouse.
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3 years
not a chance we've just been given the game of thrones treatment
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5 months
just collected a parcel from a neighbour who answered bollock naked and said "oh god im so sorry i was expecting someone else" I am traumatised beyond belief hahahahahahahah
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𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸
3 years
At least Hancock delivered the brexit promise of a strong domestic pound
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Glasgow Times
3 years
Would you celebrate a Margaret Thatcher day? 🤔
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2 years
jess phillips cuts her hair with a knife and fork
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𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸
3 years
if i came home from school and this was my life everyday i would cause a headline in the papers
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9 months
Can't wait to hit the bookies and put a nonce acca on x
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BetOnline
9 months
Who will be on the Epstein List? Latest odds 👉
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2 years
Wes Streeting looks like if starmer and the big baby merged into one
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@lauraw97_ Glass her x
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everything in this picture has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
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2 years
mens mental health
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2 years
They can feed, clothe and house the homeless. They just don't want to.
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MyLondon
2 years
London rail companies allow mourners who miss the last train to sleep overnight in spare trains 🚉 [THREAD] 🧵
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2 years
Happy anniversary 🎉 x
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3 years
You'd hope with masks becoming optional that anti-maskers will shut the fuck up. But you know they wont.
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𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸
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Mood
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