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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

9 months

By following me, you hereby agree to join my polycule/doomsday cult

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

9 months

Brock Purdy is like if the coughing baby beat the hydrogen bomb

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@McPooPooFart

8 months

Been doing some film review and Jayden Daniels might be the worst quarterback I've ever scouted 😬😬😬

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9 months

Two 9-8 teams are going to advance to the divisional round. The Seahawks fired Pete Carroll for going 9-8 in a rebuilding year with one of the hardest schedules in the league.

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@McPooPooFart

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@Q_Review "You're not Batman. You're not even Superman. You're gonna be Jon from Garfield."

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6 months

Seahawks: *do literally anything* Richard Sherman:

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@McPooPooFart

8 months

@caahdydub Wait until next year when I start grading players based on how they play in EA College Football

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@McPooPooFart

9 months

Brock Purdy when his recievers dont take -2 yard checkdowns for 50 yard gains

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

7 months

HEARTBREAKING: Boom, the beloved sidekick to Seahawks mascot Blitz has been euthanized, according to head coach Mike Macdonald

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@McPooPooFart

1 year

@pChalTV Jan: "cheating is based and everyone should do it" Cloutchaser furry: "AHA! I KNEW IT"

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@McPooPooFart

6 months

@BrettKollmann On Margaret Thatcher death day no less! We truly are blessed.

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@McPooPooFart

8 months

@aklingus @CantEverDie I don't know what any of this means, but I wholeheartedly agree

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@McPooPooFart

8 months

LMAOOOOO

Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

Been doing some film review and Jayden Daniels might be the worst quarterback I've ever scouted 😬😬😬

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@McPooPooFart

6 months

@WolfeyGlick "Dont talk to me or my son ever again"

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9 months

@WolfeyGlick *cats

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@McPooPooFart

8 months

@L6084fat @KurtBenkert Don't worry, I guarantee he's seen it.

Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

LMAOOOOO

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7 months

@PurpyNFL Gonna start posting like this about Margaret Thatcher

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8 months

@Nathan_hrst @EvanHillHB This gotta be racist

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@McPooPooFart

7 months

@WolfeyGlick When I use Incineroar vs when my opponent uses Incineroar

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

1 year

I'm gonna jump

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

5 months

@Q_Review Ohhh... people are not gonna want to hear that.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

9 months

The Fire Pete crowd probably would've fired Bill Belichek in like 2011 lol Also probably would've fired Andy Reid in KC before Mahomes ever played a snap. I can guarantee they would've fired John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin at least 5 times over.

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@McPooPooFart

7 months

@taylorsversion @2Josue2Furious Wondering if I can gaslight this guy into thinking 25 isn't a number

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@McPooPooFart

7 months

@WolfeyGlick Midcineroar could never

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

1 year

@WolfeyGlick It would be so funny if they brought Mega Evolution and Z Moves back too just for shits and giggles

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

@YourSeahawksFan Idk man based on the film I'm watching I wouldn't take him for my XFL team...

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

9 months

@BTT_Hawk 8 years ago the Seahawks were #1 in DVOA. Also, you have a tiny misshapen penis.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

7 months

@Q_Review Aside from the clip that got him fired originally, I haven't seen any of his work and found it to be especially shocking or offensive. Conservatives praising him for his "bravery" honestly sound like first graders popping off when they hear the word 'damn'

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

7 months

@CantEverDie Gonna start describing 9/11 as a "surprise deconstruction"

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

4 months

@esjesjesj @RSaltasaurus War. Huh. What is it good for Absolutely nothing — Fred Durst, probably

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

11 months

@wrongopinionman Russ was on one that night

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@McPooPooFart

8 months

I don't think I've ever been this angry at a non Seahawks game before

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

9 months

@cmikesspinmove They need a true menace. They need... Julian Hate.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

Average Brock Purdy defender

Joe Fann

@Joe_Fann

8 months

Tough game for those who have made a hobby out of hating on Brock Purdy.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

6 months

@normcharlatan Okay but in the State Farm commercial lore, the original Jake and the current one are co-workers.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

7 months

@PurpyNFL This is what you get when you type "fetal alcohol syndrome" in Midjourney

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

5 months

@Q_Review Okay but Ringo is awesome and the Octopus song is the best thing the Beatles ever put out why is he in the BAD-BAD tier???

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

5 months

@cmikesspinmove Please do that thing where you look at film to avoid existential dread and come away radicalized

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

5 months

@Z4CHWILSON Oh sweet summer child...

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

5 months

@RespectMyCos Y'all do this every year smh "The Seahawks really gave us Russell Wilson" "The League really gave Russell Wilson Sean Payton" "The league really gave Sean Payton Bo Nix" But yeah I'm sure this time it'll be different.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

9 months

@HustleChillson I want a defensive coach who also understands offense and who is an unmatched motivator and leader, with a proven track record of sustained success at every level of the game

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

9 months

@HustleChillson If the next cunt gets rid of Geno I'll actually storm the VMAC

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@McPooPooFart

7 months

@Mid_West_Jake @JohnHinckley20 He was so real for that.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

@TayborSnapping Try winning next time lol

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@McPooPooFart

5 months

@wrongopinionman I don't willingly watch the Browns so... no.

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@McPooPooFart

4 months

@PurpyNFL Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ahh comp tbh

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@McPooPooFart

1 year

@PurpyNFL Honestly the people who are annoyed about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have been the most annoying.

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@McPooPooFart

7 months

@TheWapplehouse I remember when the store I worked at in 2020 refused to do hazard pay, because they "couldn't afford it" but also bought one of these and put alarms on every single door in and around the building

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

6 months

@Q_Review John Lennon!?!?

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

@HustleChillson Tanner isn't a head coach name, so even if he's really good, he won't leave!

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

7 months

Bro spent 5 years writing fan fiction about the Seahawks being doomed under Pete and has the audacity to say this.

Evan Hill

@EvanHillHB

7 months

There’s so many positive things about the Seahawks rn and you Pete Carroll cultists are about to be forced into optimism I cannot wait

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@McPooPooFart

8 months

I know for a fact Colin Cowherd doesn't eat pussy because he would have to stop talking to do it

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

7 months

On the 2 year anniversary of the Russell Wilson trade, I just wanna say I'm glad we didn't end up burning down the VMAC like some fans (me) were proposing.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

9 months

@HustleChillson Honestly if all that was true the Seahawks would love him. A certified menace could be just the thing that locker room needs.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

I genuinely don't understand the NFL's desire to keep platforming the worst quarterback I've ever seen

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

11 months

Heartbreaking: The worst person you know got blinded by a monkey JPEG

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@Calibaneur

11 months

In case anyone hasn't seen what's happened yet, a bunch of NFT guys went to an NFT convention and were blasted by prolonged UV light exposure and went blind.

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@McPooPooFart

8 months

@YourSeahawksFan Okay so Imma need you to look at my original post real hard for about 10-20 minutes and really consider if you think this is a serious film review

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

6 months

@DailyBroncos "Actually I'm glad my team is paying $85 million for a quarterback to play somewhere else"

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

9 months

Imagine firing this perfect man

Josh Norris

@JoshNorris

9 months

never forget Pete Carroll ripping his shirt off before interviewing DK Metcalf at the NFL Combine

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@McPooPooFart

9 months

Geno is the quarterback of the present and the future

NFL on FOX Podcast

@NFLonFOXPod

9 months

"Circumstances shouldn't dictate your mood or your effort. We fight no matter what." @LauraOkmin is with Geno Smith after the @Seahawks finish their season with a W 💪

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@McPooPooFart

8 months

Gosh I wonder... why would a coordinator take a massive pay raise and promotion with another team???

Shane Germany

@ShaneGermany2

8 months

Why would McDonald leave @baltimore and the defence he has thier, 1st in nearly every category to move to @Seahawks and the worst Defence, makes no sense!

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@McPooPooFart

1 year

@treyrevengeszn @BoKnowsBallBaby @MySportsUpdate @Seahawks Who even is your quarterback?

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@McPooPooFart

10 months

@vountee We're this spoiled now

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@McPooPooFart

6 months

Just gonna throw this out there: If the Seahawks were seriously considering moving off a player, they probably wouldn't be posting thirst traps of said player.

Seattle Seahawks

@Seahawks

6 months

Crop top @dkm14 . 🔥

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@McPooPooFart

5 months

Ken Norton Jr fans:

Count of Monte Crisco

@RSaltasaurus

5 months

@cmikesspinmove I'm torn between begging you not to get mauled and desperately needing more bear content.

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@McPooPooFart

11 months

When the south lost

WestCoastCFB

@WestCoastCFB

11 months

What is your favorite Civil War moment/ memory?

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@McPooPooFart

6 months

@CorbinSmithNFL L take + you're bald + the lives of Palestinians are more important than your convenience of travel

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@McPooPooFart

7 months

Jerry Jeudy honoring his former Quarterbacks Drew Lock and Russell Wilson ya love to see it

Cleveland Browns

@Browns

7 months

it's gonna be 3️⃣ for @jerryjeudy

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10 months

Was literally working on this when the news dropped

BNO News

@BNONews

10 months

FLASH: FORMER U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE HENRY KISSINGER DEAD AT 100

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1 year

@vountee The redzone offense is fixed!!!

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

Just gonna throw something out there... when Russell Wilson gets cut, he is incentivized to take the cheapest deal he can for 2 years in order to force the Broncos to pay out all his guarantees.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

He can barely play with a pretty good coach, so probably not

Grant Cohn

@grantcohn

8 months

Can Brock Purdy overcome a bad head coach?

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@McPooPooFart

7 months

At this point I want Jamal to come back for another year just because it would piss off Softy

Dugar, Michael-Shawn

@MikeDugar

7 months

#Seahawks GM John Schneider was noncommittal when asked whether safety Jamal Adams is in coach Mike Macdonald’s plans. “We’ll find out,” Schneider said.

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@McPooPooFart

5 months

What do you mean sacrifice he got murdered by the United States military

Arizona Cardinals

@AZCardinals

5 months

His sacrifice will never be forgotten.

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@McPooPooFart

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@Seahawks @Broncos I aspire to this level of petty

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

@cmikesspinmove It's very simple. DK should've had 1800 yards, Tyler Lockett should've had 120+ receptions and at least 1200 yards, and JSN should've had 100 catches and at least 1100 yards, and they should've all had at least 40 TDs collectively.

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8 months

@BrandonPerna They played so well their pick dropped out of the first round

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@McPooPooFart

1 year

@HustleChillson Russell Wilson needs a head coach that will let him cook. Maybe the Broncos should trade 3 firsts, 3 seconds, and Pat Surtain to the Seahawks for Pete Carroll.

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@McPooPooFart

7 months

@CantEverDie Elon Musk thinks LadyBallers should have swept

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@McPooPooFart

6 months

This is worse than 9/11

Brady Henderson

@BradyHenderson

6 months

The basketball hoop inside the auditorium at Seahawks headquarters — a fixture during the Pete Carroll era and perhaps the VMAC’s most prominent symbol of it — is gone. A new day in Renton under new coach Mike Macdonald.

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@McPooPooFart

9 months

@SEA_FranchiseQB Drew Lock PFP, opinion disregarded.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

@solomonmissouri @_danchu I just sent this to an extremely religious person I went to high school with and said "Jesus was woke" and he's been bombarding me with walls of text ever since

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6 months

@johnforamerica @2023_NYGIANTS You're the kinda guy who reads joke books for the plot

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@McPooPooFart

1 year

I'm gonna kill that ref for disrespecting Geno like that

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@McPooPooFart

1 year

@WillisDOMINATE @TalkingFriars

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@McPooPooFart

5 months

It's honestly so cool that Geno posts like a wide reciever

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@McPooPooFart

8 months

@Joe_Fann I hate bad football and Brock Purdy is constantly rewarded for bad football.

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@McPooPooFart

7 months

@EvanHillHB Buddy I'm too busy running my own cult to be a part of anyone else's.

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

If money isn't a question I'd like to see Patrick Mahomes suit up for the Seattle Seahawks next season

Ian D Furness

@IandFurness

8 months

To discuss on today's show- $$ not a consideration, but Ryan Grubb as OC is-who do you want to see at QB for #Seahawks next season?

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8 months

@Rhadrheegho You, sir, have officially won the internet today

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@McPooPooFart

6 months

Super excited for the 49ers to throw a bag at Pyrite Purdy

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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart

@McPooPooFart

8 months

@wrongopinionman If you die in pro bowl flag football you die in real life

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@McPooPooFart

9 months

Literally who the fuck cares

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

9 months

BREAKING: Alabama HC Nick Saban is retiring, per @ClowESPN . A bombshell.

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8 months

The 49ers have been thoroughly outplayed all night and it doesn't fucking matter because we're in hell and justice doesn't exist.

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@McPooPooFart

6 months

It's great that Jalen Hurts is doing this, but why do these basic necessities depend on athlete philanthropy??? You mean to tell me the city of Philadelphia can blow $856 million a year on police, but can't find the money for a one time, $200k expense?

Zach Berman

@ZBerm

6 months

Jalen Hurts is donating $200,000 to the Philadelphia School District to install new air conditioners in 10 schools. He's at Edward Gideon Elementary School in North Philly right now for the announcement.

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We were robbed of greatness smh