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British Motorcycling Matt

@Mattisamazing33

1 year

Touring Ireland by Motorcycle

Touring Ireland by Motorcycle

Touring Ireland by motorcycle

www.speedmonkey.co.uk

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British Motorcycling Matt

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5 months

I pay thousands of pounds a year in tax for an NHS that won’t treat me, immigrants who hate me, councils who hire diversity officers, police who only care about speeding, and for roads that are not fit for purpose. That’s why this government must be destroyed and replaced

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5 years

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1 year

I like and respect this copper’s attitude. Policing done properly

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2 years

Oh my god this is amazing

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1 year

Pavements are for the slow and the wobbly. Pedestrians. Pensioners, dogs, children. Not idiot scooterists or bicyclingerists

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10 months

You just rode into the side of the van like some arrogant wazzock

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2 years

This is the best thing from Drive to Survive. Max Verstappen and Mick Schumacher on Michael Schumacher’s knee!

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4 months

Ahahahahaha brilliant

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4 years

Siri, show me something worse than Coronavirus

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26 days

If I could turn back time I would but only to make Kes younger. I don’t like that she’s 13 ½. She sleeps almost all the time. She enjoys walks and then she sleeps. I’d like her to be young again

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1 year

The other day a bunch of us on motorcycles came across some sheep being moved down the road. We waited patiently for some time, not wanting to disturb the animals. Not all road users (*cough, cyclists*) are as civil

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11 months

Don’t ask because I don’t know!

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2 years

Bastard van being there and not getting out of the way of the cycle gimp

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1 year

Bloody good effort 👏🏻

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British Motorcycling Matt

@Mattisamazing33

4 years

@piersmorgan @grantshapps Piers, you’ve been ranting and raving for days. I think most people would avoid you right now. You’re a great broadcaster but haven’t struck the right tone on Coronavirus

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British Motorcycling Matt

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6 months

Kes asleep blissfully unaware that yesterday on her birthday her various tweets got 20,000 likes. We went to the pub, someone saw which pub we were at, phoned the pub and paid the bill without us even knowing until the waitress told us. What a star

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British Motorcycling Matt

@Mattisamazing33

9 months

I just added another 300 miles of range in two minutes

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1 month

Kes loves being in the car and often doesn’t want to get out. So when we got back from our walk I let her stay. That was two hours ago…

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1 year

£70k when new. That’s a loss of £33k in one year. It’s depreciated £3.92 PER MILE

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2 years

When you knacker your engine from driving through a ford too fast and then get towed out but your steering lock is on 😂

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4 years

How's about that then?

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2 months

Ahahahaha it’s a cyclist

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British Motorcycling Matt

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1 year

Every day we walk past a farm and a very old dog sits at the entrance and has a good woof to warn passers by that they are on his territory. Today he was asleep on post so I called to him to wake him up and remind him of his duty. He woke up and gave us a woof and I waved at him

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1 year

I love a bit of naughtiness on the road but 202mph on the M23 is probably excessive

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5 months

Cyclist complaining about fire trucks is a new low in cyclists vs humanity

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5 months

Hello @LondonFire Is there any chance you could follow your own advice? Left turning trucks failing to look out for cyclists at junctions is the most deadly thing when it comes to cycling around London. Seems to be something this driver of yours has forgotten.

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10 months

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.

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Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.

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British Motorcycling Matt

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6 months

It would be perfect if they stuck a 1.4 turbo in there and the whole thing weighed 1100kg

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@renault_uk

6 months

#Renault5 #ETech 100% #electric / official reveal. the iconic city car is back at the #GenevaMotorShow . #R5ENERGIZED - innovative E-Tech engine, fast charging, up to 248 mile range*. Renault 5 is bursting with energy in pop yellow! #GIMS2024 #R5isBack

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3 years

Amazing!

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British Motorcycling Matt

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7 months

Idea for video game for over 50s: It’s called You Slaaag. Set in the seventies it’s all about coppers and baddies. Granadas, Transits, Capris, Jags etc. You start out as a young copper or baddie and have to work your way up with set piece ‘blags’. Sandbox play in 70s London

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@Mattisamazing33

1 year

Whilst I was on a call Kes took herself back to bed and is now dreaming. I’ve had old dogs before and watched them age but this is different. We always had a puppy around too and that made it easier. Kes is aging fast before my eyes and it’s hard to take

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1 year

Not good

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1 month

Kes appears to be 90% back to health

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1 year

So theres the answer to why my new water feature is constantly running low on water 🤦🏼‍♂️

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7 months

That’s like being on holiday in a motorway service station

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4 months

Dog bites arsehole

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22 days

Love love love my new BMW F900R. And it was cheap! £1k deposit and £100/month on 0% finance PCP

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4 years

@BorisJohnson @jonw101961 My son is a part time pharmacist. He’s only 17 and gets paid £5/hour but he feels he’s helping out at this time

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4 months

A trip hazard

Kerbo Charge

@kerbocharge

4 months

Spotted in South West London today 👀 What do you think when you see this? #EVs #evcharging

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2 months

Cows loose in Ripon. No-one tell Surrey police or they’ll be setting up machine guns

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British Motorcycling Matt

@Mattisamazing33

5 years

I’d never heard of Kobe Bryant before and I’d never heard BBC Breakfast talk about him before but today we’re treated with wall to wall coverage of him from them. It’s sad to hear of his death but seems a bit weird. I don’t remember Colin McRae getting the same treatment

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22 days

She’s feeling better

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16 days

I’m not sure how I’d exist without her

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@Mattisamazing33

5 years

It’s your duty as a driver to warn others of speed cameras

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

5 years

Drivers flashing headlights to warn other motorists risk £1,000 fine

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5 years

Wasn’t going to watch #bbcqt but @piersmorgan is on it. So that’ll wind the snowflakes up 😁

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4 months

Please try to be as happy as this donkey is with his squeaky chicken

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4 years

@Policy And yet that’s exactly what you’ve done in America 🤡

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British Motorcycling Matt

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2 months

Could I please encourage all of you who have told me you enjoy seeing my adventures to think about having some yourself. Don’t live vicariously. Live in full technicolour!!! Each day I variously hurt, am exilerated, smile, am in pain, giggle, and generally enjoy life. You should

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4 months

Truth

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1 month

Now we’re over the tumour scare Kes reverts to her usual self. A 13 ½ year old collie who’s hearing is rapidly deteriorating and who looks at me often to make sure I haven’t disappeared. Twice recently she’s gone the wrong way on woodland walks and I’ve had to run after her

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@Mattisamazing33

10 months

That lady was immensely brave

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Clifton village today

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Erm?

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@Mattisamazing33

1 year

When your electricity car weighs thousands of kilos they struggle to get round corners

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1 year

Large crash for Hyundai at Goodwood…

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4 years

Spike’s birthday today

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1 year

Those things at the bottom of the picture are called handlebars. They are used to make the bike go in different directions. For example it could round the van

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3 years

I’m trying to remember the last time I saw this kind of thing at a British motorsport event. I think it was…erm… oh yes I remember. Never

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3 years

What is the fucking point

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27 days

What was your first car? This was mine

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12 days

When I was a kid in the 70s and 80s I was in the scouts and we all carried big knives on our belts for whittling and suchlike. And yet none of us ever stabbed or attacked anyone else with them. Amazing how personal responsibility has been lost in a generation

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4 years

Ohhhhhhh will you look at that

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1 year

Woah!!!

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3 years

Yes

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10 months

If Rishi Sunak wants to know why the Conservatives performed so badly: Electric cars Cyclists and cycle lanes Immigrants in hotels Net zero shite Highest taxes since WW2 Doctors are shite NHS is shite Bloated public sector Diversity shite Cultural marxism Potholes

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4 years

Ordinary world?

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3 years

@alexsalvinews Taiwan is a country

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2 years

@brucefenton @elonmusk Negative: Left wing Cyclists Vegans Harry Styles fans

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6 months

Took Kes to see the border collie charity we support. Diane does such an amazing job

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4 years

This was basically my childhood

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22 days

There’s a woman in the park sitting on a bench. Obviously unhappy. Drinking a can of high strength lager. She was doing the same yesterday. I asked her just now if she was ok and if she’d like me to sit and talk. She said no. I think if I see her again tomorrow I’ll ask again

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1 year

I think I can say with a high degree of confidence that motorcycle people are the best people

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2 months

Yes

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1 year

Drax power station is apparently zero emissions because it burns biomass. Biomass that’s taken there by container ship from Canada and then diesel train from the docks 😂

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23 days

Oooh!!! 😃

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11 months

Right that’s the decorating finished

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2 months

Me tomorrow

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16 days

Saw her again just now. We spoke for a few minutes about the weather etc. Now she knows there’s someone willing to talk and I’ll check in on her now and again

British Motorcycling Matt

@Mattisamazing33

22 days

There’s a woman in the park sitting on a bench. Obviously unhappy. Drinking a can of high strength lager. She was doing the same yesterday. I asked her just now if she was ok and if she’d like me to sit and talk. She said no. I think if I see her again tomorrow I’ll ask again

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British Motorcycling Matt

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2 years

Cops prosecute drivers for passing cyclists from metres away. The press goes hysterical. Politicians impose cycle lanes on us which cyclists ignore. It’s all one sided. This is how MAMILs behave. I see it every day. And unfortunately so did this lady

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8 months

A properly special moment

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3 years

Excited to see this absolute superstar back on the box #ClarksonsFarm

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Fantastic

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3 years

50!

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3 months

Last couple of weeks I was not good. Not sleeping. Just really bad. So I called a good friend and she talked and listened and messaged and then she insisted I drive the 4 hours to her house and stay a few days. So I did (with Kes). And I got better. Thank you @Icelass

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9 months

Ooh new Hot Wheels

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3 years

Lewis is off to a Kevin & Perry fancy dress party

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Kes asks if I could order extra chips

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1 month

Can you see this motorcycle? Is it invisible?? Because either it’s invisible or there’s an epidemic of blindness in the Chester area. I’ve had THREE drivers pull out in front of me today

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British Motorcycling Matt

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2 years

Just bought one. Cost an arm and a leg. Probably won’t ride it hardly at all. It’ll hang on my garage wall appreciating value. Was well jel of anyone with one when I was a kid