Matty🏳️‍🌈 @Matthew83862519 Twitter profile

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4 months

Dont think so

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9 months

Anyone else get these random females with no followers that follow you with foreign name. I get and block at least one a day

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9 months

Why do buses take forever to get anywhere and why am I so desperate for a piss ten minutes after I get on one

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3 years

@BorisJohnson_MP i said that yesterday!. This has come at the right time for the Govt. And if this runs dry we will have days of will Harry come to the Funeral with or without her etc etc etc etc

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3 years

@stevenrapid My filthy landlord (briefly)used to go into his mates room who also lived there and lick his boxers when he was out!!!

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4 years

@stevenrapid i used to fo that when I was about 8

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8 months

Hope Everyone that Follows me or is glancing has a Lovely and Happy Christmas

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9 months

GOT NEW JOB

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11 months

@Rob_Kimbell No offence to my fellow Catholics but they still bang on about the Potato Famine having not been to Church ever. Times this by 5

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7 months

@NotMikeHarlow It's from the gutter. Hi. What's your name Me: Matt Them:what you on here looking for Me: Friends, meet ups dates maybe sex Them: illicit picture sent. That's my cock show me pics of you and can we meet for sex The End

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9 months

Great bladders gone will need a piss on the bus

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2 months

Desperation=chatting to Random lads in spoons toilets

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4 months

At work utterly knackered. Maybe I should of slept last night instead of messaging you all about our psychotic hatred of urinals.

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9 months

Been up four hours now I need another coffee my cocks saying wank time. Hardly walk passed my mum with a boner

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4 months

@Philzzak @culchie_spice If they just had flushable toilets and ripped those evil things out it wouldn't be as bad

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4 months

This fit lad in waiting rooms just tied his tracks and in doing so his cocks got dislodged falled out of his poxers and exposed its bulge in his tracks . Why do I get the feeling at 746am the best part of the day is over.

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9 months

New bar lad needs a hand job

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4 months

Break at work=pirv at builder lad building wall

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9 months

Note to self. Never play with your phone in wetherspoons toilets so it detaches from the earphones and falls smashing with the back and battery coming off in a puddle of someone elses urinal splashback. Bar lad got me a cloth

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8 months

Never handle anything with chilly in then go for a piss or just touch your cocktail without washing hands first. It FUCKING stings

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17 days

Booked a fucking holiday to the south coast when drunk. That's me skint for this month

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10 months

Two pints and a meal and I'm spewing up all over wetherspoons toilets. Off home to bed. I'll answer any messages after sleep and a wanking sesh

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10 months

Those who did Locktober. Hope you've had a good one this morning

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9 months

In the Begining why didnt God create Wetherspoons

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10 months

Shall I drink this wine or go upstairs for breakfast first

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4 months

What you doing with your afternoon off? They ask at work Me: Boring stuff sorting out my ISA at branch. Bill's etc. Really: off to spoons and cruising

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2 months

@EssexPR Same as the other lot then

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9 months

Right it's my Birthday and it's pissing down

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5 months

At which point am I going to be bothered to sit up walk to the curtains and drawer them. Three steps

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10 months

Got Blackadder on

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9 months

If I don't comment on here again it'ds because I just made eye contact with some chav lad in spoons and he has murdered me.

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10 months

Its fucking cold

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8 months

What kind of jokes this only realised after I opened it. My piss has got more alcohol in on a morning

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10 months

Fucking Fireworks have restarted

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9 months

The worst thing that happens at this time of night apart from running out of booze us losing the remote control in the bed sheets

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14 days

Well Tom Daley is retiring from Diving and published a book on knitting. P still prefer his book"Coming up for Air"the title made me laugh so much I nearly threw the beer upside just drunk at the Black Horse all over the environmentally friendly tea shop in Brighton I found it in

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9 months

sleep

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9 months

@JoeGayHistorian Joe I totally agree

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4 months

Back at the Haunted pub

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2 months

One day I'll find watching Airwolf after work isnt a novelty but realise its absolute boring shit

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26 days

O this must be the right platform that bloke gets on the train home....No it's not hes either on the wrong platform or just a bit of Rush Hour Eye Candy I assume I saw on this train on Tuesday

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5 months

Nearly opened Gindre on train home although this can be as bad

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6 months

Write down three gratitude a day. These are good things that occur then you dont have distorted thoughts. You could share these with the group. Blond lad got on train going to work Other lads going to pass me when I leave work. First lad might be sat with me on the train home.

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1 month

I for one feel sorry for Jay Slater he died in a foreign country alone and at the moment we have no idea how long his agony could have lasted. Noone deserves to die like that away from family at your last moments.

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4 months

After drinking in the early hours 1st break need a shit 2 break need to be sick 3rd reak need to die

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5 months

On bog at work to realise I put boxers on wrong way round

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5 months

Is this Fuck wit Tiesday. There was a bloke on the platform with two arms outstretched facing the Sun and now some lads got on in a scruffy dressing gown

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2 months

Coffee at spoons before work. Gorgeous bar lad included.

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6 months

Do I buy wine?.

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8 months

Watching the singing detective. This is watching paint dry as well

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5 months

Fucking love Uber gets you out of a public transport mess and pay it off your credit card when you like

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9 months

Bar lads looking fit. Failed to say O you've had your hair cut to him.

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5 months

Knew there was something important to do. Finish the wine bottle off.

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1 month

Whose NOT watching the football?

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9 months

"How's your neighbour?" "He's in prison" Only in a pub on an afternoon

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9 months

Gay lads. Should Gay venues that still have them keep their urinals barely any of us use or just go Cubicals only so anyone can use them?

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9 months

This bus is an absolute waste of time. Anyone who loves public transport should be tortured

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4 months

Pubs Haunted apparantly the bar staff think

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3 months

@chezdon1997 @jamiebsmith The Irish win because theyve blue eyes fair or black hair and delicious skin

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1 month

@chadowkat They dont

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9 months

Matt daily easy food. Try this. Use tinned Tomatoes. A stock cube per half pint.

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4 years

@salvo1279 @andymstark @yrstruly1 @Ida_Knowe I believe that is a 98% experience although my mates bird knows I fanxy him and doesnt mind

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3 months

@chezdon1997 @SteveASquirrell You havent seen those lip urinals there

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8 months

Escaped and gone to Spoons

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9 months

Hope everyone's ok

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6 months

Do with a pint

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11 months

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6 months

@Slaners24 Never met any

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3 months

Shower time had enough of Classic FM playing the same 10 tracks

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8 months

People who get killed on Midsomer Murders are the lucky ones they escape the episode in under two hours

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10 months

Not sure I should be throwing up bile and blood

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2 months

I'm sat on the train with some trainee Drivers one of whom is having issues in his file working out the Stop Signals. Let's hope hes never driving a train I'm on.

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10 months

I drew the blind to reveal the best hotel room view ever

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9 months

New bar lad needs to learn to pull a pint and no I'm not taking it back he's far too sweet

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8 months

where's the chocolates

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11 days

Cleaners moving My mug from my desk. No it doesnt belong in the cupboard

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11 months

@tyler02020202 Why does noone want to know about your gaming PC?. Any extra knowledge is beneficial

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7 months

Why we stuck at this signal. This I haven't missed

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7 months

Watching Night Rider. Friday nights cannot be any more exciting

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11 months

@nixcklm It doesn't help that's what everybody's obsessed with that you know. It's why haven't you got a boyfriend to everyone?. Not O your art/music is good. O you can cook well can you give me any tips, o you've travelled how do you know languages not even how your parents are.

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8 months

Highlight of tonight's meal "Look your Xmas glass isn't straight!. Stems wrong" Followed by "There's no R or I in Christmas on this one it says Chryzmas wonder if they are seconds". 20years to notice this!. I'm off to spoons Tomorrow morning to a get out of the Christmas Asylum.

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9 months

I'm up

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3 months

@HolaScrib @chezdon1997 @SteveASquirrell @PaulWal31268048 @darryllm @JikissGamer A and E until 1am. Heart issues.

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2 months

@Slaners24 God you dont look like you've had a bath

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7 months

Sorry everyone issue with account and new phone. It was logging me into another account so deactivated both and couldn't get in.

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8 months

@liamjohnsonNY Enjoy not ejoy

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8 months

Not pointing out the obvious but lads neither shag or wank with their cocks at that angle. I've had it done to me, done others and watched other friends. I'm not doing it wrong.