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Software Engineer 👨🏼‍💻🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈

London, England
Joined December 2016
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3 months
The hair is cut
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3 months
@benoflan21 Honestly good for him. Older people criticising this are the same ones not willing to admit how they created a world where young people can’t afford stuff anymore.
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@youronIyace I feel like vaping destroyed that…
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@MassimoFazari
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4 years
@gillianganesan I think the biggest problem with labels in general is that they’re made to point out differences rather than commonalities and I think this has led to many having the feeling they don’t belong to the LGBT+ community. We should stop obsessing over them.
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@tomgexrge I feel like millennials have outgrown her, but maybe that’s just my impression.
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2 months
Last time through Canal Street and then back to London 🥲
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@MassimoFazari
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3 months
Versatility
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@MassimoFazari
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5 years
Every phone I ever owned
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1 year
@TomatoJamSalad Sockets should be standard by now imo. Worst case you can ask someone for a charger. Even new London buses have them.
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@MassimoFazari
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4 years
This was a good Christmas. I had no expectations whatsoever this year and it turned out to be really nice. Hope you all had the same experience ❤️
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@MassimoFazari
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6 months
This is a win for the LGBTQ+ community in Switzerland 🇨🇭🏳️‍🌈 Thank you Nemo, we will never forget this.
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@MassimoFazari
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4 months
Lol
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4 months
@philippgraeser Ganz genau. Musste mir schon lustigerweise von Dates sagen lassen, dass ich nicht ganz “out” wäre. Nee, möchte einfach nicht verprügelt werden 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@MassimoFazari
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5 years
Heading home. (I won’t post that many selfies in the future, promise)
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5 years
Purple 25
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2 months
@onb3thnlgrn More community spirit. London is just too big. Also it’s 4 days and it’s concentrated within the village.
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2 months
White shirt and tan ✨
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3 months
Before going out vs after
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4 months
I miss this
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2 months
Please don’t make me join a run club just to date. I’d rather swim tbh.
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@MassimoFazari
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5 years
I’m happy about getting a cake, but I still wish I could have spent brithday with some of you guys in the UK 😭 So many of you have been so nice to me today ❤️
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3 months
@jakeburns I feel with Manchester it’s super cliquey which makes it hard to find friends/join existing friend groups.
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@MassimoFazari
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4 years
Recruiters: “Have 5+ years experience with Angular.” Angular:
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4 years
More ❄️
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3 months
Wow 💦
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5 years
@jshez Pret, Pret, Pret, Pret.... 🤪
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3 months
It’s black Nike’s btw.
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@MassimoFazari
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4 months
Great show, great cameos (Ross Lynch, Charli) and an absolutely feral crowd.
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@MassimoFazari
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2 months
It’s giving ✨boyfriend material✨
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11 months
@_Schmaikel_ Basically 90% der Profile auf Grindr 😔
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3 months
@SaiB0i This and the occasional DM when they’re needy after 11pm on a Saturday 😕
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4 months
@TomatoJamSalad Nah, short kings ❤️❤️ I like being the big spoon :)
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@MassimoFazari
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5 years
Unlike UK trains, Swiss trains don’t have WiFi onboard because, and let’s be real, WiFi is crap. So they came up with a better solution: As soon as you enter the train, you can start an app that lets you use mobile data for free until you leave the train.
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@MassimoFazari
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1 month
Updating iOS (and myself)
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14 days
Being an introvert means that my social battery drains fairly quickly. Tonight I will just watch Netflix.
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2 months
The whole “hook up first and then date” would never work for me.
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2 months
@ryan4later Honestly at this point I’d rather be complimented based on personality 👏🏻
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@MassimoFazari
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1 year
I rarely tell this story, but one time when I went home from a concert someone faceless texted me on Grindr saying they had seen me at the concert and I was like “Okay”. But then they were like “I know you’re walking home right now” and I literally started running. So scary 😭
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@MassimoFazari
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1 year
That whole “don’t put pineapple on a pizza” thing never made sense to me and I’m Italian.
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3 months
@hoe4donk Leaving this comment to make sure FYP stays on gay Twitter.
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1 year
@TomatoJamSalad They don’t have sockets on board?
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4 years
What an upgrade
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1 year
@MWR26 Looks super classy
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@alexisashawty It looks cool and scary at the same time
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1 month
This was and will always be peak me
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@yassifiedsloth
yassified sloth from ice age
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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4 years
Already really miss the snow, but watching pictures from last week makes me feel much less depressed.
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@MassimoFazari
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5 months
I really stopped caring on how some people view me. If you don’t take “weird” me, you really don’t deserve hot, sexy me. There I said it x
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1 year
“I’ve seen you gained muscles”. That’s the kind of affirmations I need. Thank you x
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1 year
Someone said “Flirting is really easy, until you meet a person you like”. And I felt very much represented here.
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3 months
I don’t have a wall mirror so I can’t be as hot as all the other gays on here
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@MassimoFazari
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4 years
Free market until hedge funds stop profiting from it and want the rules changed in their favor.
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4 years
In light of current market volatility, we are restricting transactions for certain securities to position closing only, including $AMC and $GME. Read more here.
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11 months
“I went above and beyond and my company has now massively increased my salary.” Nobody - 2023
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4 years
This £4 IKEA plant was worth it. My desk looks so much nicer already 🥰
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2 months
🦢
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@MassimoFazari
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2020 vs 2024
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@beyoncegarden
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use this as an excuse to post how you looked in 2020 vs 2024😭
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3 months
I’m hungry
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@MassimoFazari
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5 years
Casual reminder that forcing young people to do national service is modern day slavery.
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@MassimoFazari
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1 year
I survived my first halloween party in a decade. See you in 2033.
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@MassimoFazari
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10 months
With so many attractive guys, you would think I’m in a relationship already, but it always fails to get to that point cause either our ideas of life are different or I don’t get the independence that I need to be me.
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14 days
Love my friends, but if I’m like this 😐 with an occasional forced smile, know it has nothing to do with you, I just reached my social limit.
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4 months
@maxcockcroft Drop the routine pls.
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I heard people screaming around me and was wondering why and then suddenly a huge rat ran past me 😖
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@MassimoFazari
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10 months
I still have VHS tapes at home 👴🏼
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@MassimoFazari
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9 months
@SlyElfinMuse Basically 95% of the UK population.
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1 year
@MWR26 Clubbing in a church. I love the UK 😂
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4 months
@KyleLabour2112 Buy 👏🏻 sun 👏🏻 cream 👏🏻
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@MassimoFazari
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4 years
The snowiest birthday in history 😊
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