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Jeremy Corbyn says he prefers the Stone Roses and doesn't get on with Dave Grohl. For the Mani, not the Foo.
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@AmanTsays @chunkymark @bbradleymp @jeremycorbyn Another 11 inches and you’ll be Michael Foot
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Bwoar! This is BANG on!
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‘They sold you this clown and torched the receipt.’ @mrjamesob exposes the complicity of 'tummy ticklers' who facilitate Boris Johnson's evasion of accountability.
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FIFTY GOALS, £2 million. #ncfc
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Where else does this happen? Photo @pinkun
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There’s a guy replacing the sign on the charity shop in Upper goat lane, Norwich. He’s uncovered the signage from what appears to be 1930s. I felt a duty to have a chat and record it as it’s now coming down. 1/2
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Pride of Anglia #NCFC
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@kaishaabennett @liamgallagher Stop Drying Your Heart Out
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@MainManMiIe @ToddCantwell_10 Won a championship medal at Villa
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@ToddCantwell_10 Depends who you support. If you have a chance of winning the league or getting promoted you’re just a number apparently, Todd.
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The moment @Coldwar_Steve turned from a twitter account into an artist of the times. I’d be surprised if this image isn’t held up with great historical regard in 50 years time.
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Cold War Steve
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Why is the Scrimmo all about Paul Lambert going to Ip3w1ch? I had a pair of pants that was good 7 years ago. The binmen took those too. #ncfc @BobRutler
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Happy Birthday. I see you got a card 💪🏻
@IpswichTown
IPSWICH TOWN
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🥳 Happy birthday to Town striker Kayden Jackson, who turns 26 today! Let’s hope you’re celebrating with three points later, @KaydenJackson14 . 🤞 #itfc
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@HJMav @MainManMiIe @ToddCantwell_10 Three minute wait for that response. You’re literally VAR
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You know the families at Wigan not singing? Dad’s been teaching the kids but the Farke song is too unfamiliar. Our future support. The old lady? Saw ‘59 cup run. The daytripper? Lost his job but was In Barclay when Fash scored. Group of young lads? Too anxious? We’re all #NCFC
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@MarinaPurkiss @piersmorgan @RMTunion You wouldn’t want to search Piers’ FB friends
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#NCFC confirm that Kenny McLean will miss the first two weeks of the season. His knee is fine but his liver needs a few months.
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Kenny McLean
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The mayors on one
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I still think #NCFC are staying up. I’m not apologising for being positive. You lot can just keep arguing and being miserable on your so called phones. I’m off to B&Q.
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If #NCFC parted company with Daniel Farke and were relegated, they’d need a manager who could, with no funds, magic young players into Prem quality. Someone like...Daniel Farke. If you’re worried about selling our assets, imagine if they weren’t assets.
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BREAKING: Unhappy with the club’s league position, 20 Norwich City fans, with baklava have visited Delia Smith’s home, setting off flans.
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Almost hesitant to post this on this platform but I suppose people should see what I’ve been doing for the last 18 months.
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Woke up this morning not feeling fine, Too much Norada, lager and wine, Think I’m gonna throw up like I said I would, Something tells me my footy team is good. #NCFC
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Ip3w1ch playing a 4-1-4-1 formation in tonight’s friendly. #NCFC fans will remember that in 2011 they went for a 4-1-5-1 against us.
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@BBC6Music Heroes by Bowie
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One by one they go, but my locker will always remember ⁦ @AlongComeNodge #NCFC
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If the Ipswich fans are upset about an offside goal being disallowed for being offside, wait til they are they are in The Prem and VAR holds up everything for 3 mins, draws a line from Luke Chambers’ armpit & concludes that they’re not actually good enough to get in The Prem.
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Norwich police have advised Liverpool supporters that, due to expected strong gusts of winds during tomorrow’s game, that there will be no need to bring plastic fans.
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I’ve got an idea, Owen. Go to the #NCFC shop, still in yr full #itfc kit, don’t buy the shirt & burn it, but donate £40 to a local charity. Both sets of fans will respect you, you won’t get arrested and you’ll get your 350 likes and feel proud of yourself
@OwenITFC18
owen
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350 likes and ill go to the norwich club shop in a full ipswich kit amd buy a shirt and burn it as soon as i get out of the doors, share around people i want this to happen!! #itfc #ncfc
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Twitter has been hideous today but, at last I’ve got a beer. Cheers #NCFC family. Champions all of you.
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How good was Emi defensively tonight? Very good. That’s how good he was defensively; very good.
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‘Can Vrancic be a hero? It’s a free kick to the right, a touch to the right,of centre. Can Norwich salvage what might be a valuable point? Here he comes. Free kick. The last action of the game. VranciiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIAAARGH’ #NCFC
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A town used to seeing donkeys staggering up and down all afternoon, lose at Blackpool.
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IPSWICH TOWN
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@MarvellousMrX
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All footy fans watch the live FA Cup games hoping that the minnows can somehow cause an upset. Wasn’t to be today but well played Ipswich 👏 👏 👏
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I’ve only just noticed that the team at the top of each division begins with an L. Liverpool Luton Lincoln and Little ol’ Norwich! Lovely old job.
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I think the Championship trophy is my favourite of the 4 trophies we’ve won since Ipswich last beat us. I hope there’s room in the empty trophy cabinet
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A reminder to all #NCFC fans that the clocks go back tonight. If you’re an Ipswich fan there’s no need to panic, it’s still 1981.
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You think you can beat @AngusGunn01 from 7 yards and an open goal?
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We're up all night 'til the goals We're up all night to get goals We're up all night for good goals We're up all night to get Pukki #NCFC
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All my optimism for #NCFC ’s new season is on pause now with the realisation that it’s around about this time Daniel Farke announces that @OnelHernandez23 is out for 3 months having squashed a testicle in a Marmite jar.
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@AdamBienkov Why can’t his mates just give back the PPE money. Surely every little helps?
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It’s a total joke. Absolutely no leadership. Chaotic from the top to the bottom and somehow thinking that everything will magically be OK in March? And I just KNOW that tomorrow morning Paul Lambert will STILL be in charge.
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@fesshole I found my first grey pube a month ago. I’m never going back to THAT kebab shop.
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The whole tone of the replies has changed. Loads of support from football fans, including #ITFC . A considerable amount of deleted tweets, especially from #ITFC .
@pinkun
The Pink Un
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🔰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 “I’m going to watch the first half, and then have the second half in my headphones.” 🟡🟢 What’s your plan for following the Lionesses❓ #NCFC
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Ipswich haven’t been in the third tier since 1957. Well it’s 19:57 now and guess what? #ncfc #itfc
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We’re Norwich City and we’re not here just to make up the bloody numbers. #NCFC
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@MarvellousMrX
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No, it wasn’t. #NCFC have won the league twice recently and it definitely wasn’t like that.
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Jim Lake
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@Martyn1988 Can take a defeat it was how we played that I’m pissed about. For Naaridge that was like winning the league.
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The Championship table is ridiculously tight. Any of the top 18 could make the play offs and any of the top 23 could stay up.
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I understand that Przemyslaw Placheta didn’t travel back from Huddersfield with the rest of the squad as he preferred to walk. He’s been back an hour.
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#NCFC JUST SAYING:
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This. This is why I love my club. This is down to the effort of those fans groups. This is down to @proudcanaries and @AlongComeNodge and the River End. This is beyond football. It’s about class and my football club oozes it. #fash #acceptance . We are Norwich.
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AlongComeNorwich
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Regardless of the result, this was great today. 👏👏👏 To @davidshenton7 and @proudcanaries . We were so happy to support commemorating an iconic #ncfc moment in conjunction with @BE_Norwich
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Can we all take a moment out to remember that #NCFC are doing this with 3 defenders 20 and under.
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Ipswich decade highlights are up: 🔵 Drew in a play off semi final we eventually lost 🔵 Auctioned goalscorers shorts on eBay 🔵 Martyn Waghorn better than James Maddison 🔵 #NCFC are quieter than us on the telly 🔵 Finished above them on goal difference 🔵 started #MindTheGap
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I phoned the club earlier to ask if they’d fit the foot of the table and the phone went dead. Fuming.
@ITFC_PlanetBlue
Planet Blue
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NEW: #ITFC sock range - 3 for £10
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@jonsopel I’m no royalist but perhaps the Queen could have been allowed someone to keep her morale high at her husband’s funeral ?
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#NCFC on tour
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@BritishAlba @JulianSmithUK Oh, you’ve changed.
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This whole Leeds and Norwich thing. I’ve thought of a way to solve it. Why don’t #NCFC send a team of 11 of their best footballers to play 11 of Leeds’ best footballers for an hour and a half and whoever wins gets, say 3 points? Maybe a point each if they draw? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Ip3w1ch fans seem to be praising PL for his ‘passion’. Whilst he lost his discipline during the ‘handbags’, DF stood at the periphery, hands in pockets, wink at the camera, battle won. Many reasons #NCFC are top of league this season, intelligence is one.
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@NadineDorries Do you do any actual politics anymore? Must be nice getting your salary for just drinking red wine and tweeting. Vote Labour 🌹
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PHWOAR! Theses guys aren’t human. Far too beautiful #ncfc on tour
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#NCFC now switching to 3 at the back. As opposed to the none at the back in the previous 70 mins.
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Those 13k at Ip3w1ch are the generation that were told by their grandads about all those trophies they won. They can look forward, in 50 years time telling their grandchildren about that season they finished 12 th above Norwich
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@NorwichCityFC Well done Holly. That’s a tough watch for me. My brother had started to sit in the directors box at #ncfc when he took his life. I can’t always talk about it but, like you, hope that our awareness and our actions may help others. So brave. Thanks.
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I’d really love the social media team at @NorwichCityFC get on this story. What a good old boy. RIP.
@EveningNews
Norwich Evening News
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Lifelong Canaries fan leaves club £100 in his will to buy players a drink
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🔰You’re not 🔰You won’t 🔰You wouldn’t 🔰We weren’t 🔰He’s not 🔰You won’t 🔰 I don’t have a sister. #NCFC
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If I had to choose which other team goes up with #NCFC out of Leeds and Sheff Utd, at a push I’d choose Preston.
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Just heard from a very good source at #ncfc that we’ve missed out on FOUR £10 mill plus signings due to the roadworks at Thickthorn roundabout
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Apparently so…
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@itfcbrett
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He’s one of us already #itfc
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Not sure why the Ipswich game is off. They can’t pass anything to each other and their keeper certainly can’t catch anything. But, seriously stay healthy.
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From my seat in the south stand I can see city hall, the prison, the castle and the cathedral. If they extend the main stand I’ll be forced to watch the football #ncfc
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Biked behind a hearse today. The coffin had an #NCFC shirt draped over it. Bowed my head. RIP whoever, and hope you had a good send off.
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Do you know, in hindsight I think I know #ncfc #itfc
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Splash the Cash
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The biggest debate in the Championship: Who’s the better player? RT For Maddison Like For Waghorn #NCFC #ITFC
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Apparently not 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Better in Blue. Tom's in Town. 🔵 🙌 #itfc
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@dommddn @NorwichCityFC @premierleague It lasted a day. Birthdays generally do.
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Out comes the Bayeux Tapestry.
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IPSWICH TOWN FANS
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It might be top v bottom on Sunday but we will always be superior, class is permanent, form is temporary..... 🏆 🏆 🏆 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️ #ITFC #COYB #NCFC
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@AlongComeNodge How’s this?
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I’ve just been to Tesco. There was a loaf of bread for 90p. I offered 50p and they didn’t want to know so I bought a bread roll. My stance paid off. It’s the loaf of bread I feel sorry for. Missed the chance of a lifetime sitting in my bread bin.
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I’ve been supporting #NCFC for a hell of a lot of years. I really love this team.
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@BBCNews The first - aider was about to jump in after them until somebody shouted ‘BILLY, DON’T BE AN AERO’
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It seems like an appropriate day to find my #NCFC rosettes from 1975, signed by the big man, Dunc’.
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Dennis Srbeny has not kicked a ball for #NCFC yet and already has only 1 goal less than RvW. With those stats he’s well on his way to the Golden Boot. #dasboot
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Ip3w1ch will score after 9 minutes and a 17 year old with hair like a candy floss will hashtag ‘mindthegap’ and upload that photo he took when he went to London to see Little Mix that time. Today’s predictions
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Thanks, Siri...
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You have to say fair play to #ITFC offering free tickets to kids. That’s a whole new generation growing up saying ‘dad, do you mind if I support #ncfc ’?
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To all you #NCFC fans that are so blind and bonkers that you go all the way to Preston to watch a reserve team in the FA Cup I salute you. 👍🏻
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The difference is, this wasn’t ‘one-less-assist-than-de-Bruyne’ Emi; this was ‘work-his-bollocks-off-and-get-3-points’ Emi. #stats
@Squawka
Squawka
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No player completed more take-ons (3) or made more tackles (5) in #NORLEI than Emiliano Buendia. A one-of-a-kind player. 🙆‍♂️
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HOLY CRAP!
@EveningNews
Norwich Evening News
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Toilet rolls stolen from church to stockpile for coronavirus
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#NCFC 2018/19 DLLWLDWWWWDLWWWWWWDWWDWLDDWDWWLWWWWWWWWDDDDW(P) 🆙 W(C) 🏆
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Hey, @AnglianWater will the sewage works in Trafford Road be finished by 5.30 am please? I would ask the man in your truck but he’s fast asleep and I don’t like to disturb him
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‘Let’s see how other teams handle being top six’. Clever from Lambert. Keep losing to put the pressure on the other teams.
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Mad to think you booed a manager that would have kept you in the league... #ncfc
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Daniel Farke breaks into Cambridge's training session
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