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@JoshuaPHilll gotta love how israelis just pick out of their backlog, slap a giant "HAMAS DID IT" sticker and kick it out as propaganda
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@jimmyoutsold @leniwalewaczka americans when a lot of people get on public transport
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@EpicMasterChief @chiweethedog forget water damage, that car was cursed
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@SwampCommunist virgin smalltalk about nothing >h-hi >how are you? >nice weather today chad conversation leads >there's a fucked up duck outside, wanna feed it? >does your family also have a weird turnip ritual? >who do you think will assassinate a british monarch first: irish or the english?
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@TakesAppalling ah, you know, reasons normal normal reasons the usual normal reasons
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@nikicaga to notice that women have facial hair you have to get real close to them
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@ProductOfLabor without royal guidance the iron from moutains wouldn't flow down towards the craftsmen. not a single blacksmith knows how to make a sword, yet king finds a way
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@BadSocialisms disgusting ubermensch propaganda
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@KatyMontgomerie But it's true, I tried looking up men and women on wikipedia and the article was full of gender and pronouns.
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@TPatrickBateman @fakekurusu you didn't play it, you just saw some quotes of graham and nutted. words like "based", "trad" and "literally me" might have been used.
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@thebsktcase it's fascinating how much butthurt the IH segment is causing
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@punishedprincss @Esqueer_ same thing those rich fucks do every time, gently point in the direction of eugenics
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@SAuR1An @RightWingCope there are only three people who think those dudes are straight, you and them
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@ChrpngBrd >go to a ball game >see ball >OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT OFFICER DOWN, THEY HAVE ME PINNED DOWN, REQUEST BACKUP!!
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@gayest_tone ok, new rule no nudity at pride everyone has to wear a fursuit
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@TheBarnabyWilde @Eve6 yes it should, you're just a libby coward
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@halomancer1 @prageru what did he mean by this?
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@funnygamedev Yeah, this is degrading. Imagine getting paid serious money for watching cartoons. Who would want to do that? Not me, I actually like annihilating my joints before hitting 35 so I can never own a house anyway.
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@Dregg_Hudson @steel_neck @Thespeculator21 not really, he is more of a horseman of the apocalypse
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@PNEUMADUSZA warszawocentryzm dla warszawiaków
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@_caviargold @StucknDaMid @L_A_D_J @JoseNotAJay he's mad you didn't say they shouldn't have been allowed to make it
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@gimmickannoying >hates trans people >underwent desaturation procedure to look more chaddy hypocrites
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@halomancer1 this is how we roll now
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@BadSocialisms what do you mean no? karl marx invented communism after eating a bunch of mushrooms and witnessing hell in march 1974.
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@ettingermentum goblin shows for work goblin takes a bathroom break (shit) goblin takes a bathroom break (piss) goblin smokes goblin takes a bathroom break (shit) goblin takes a bathroom break (cum) all in the day's work, comrades
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@ChineseCivilWar somebody made it, looked at it and thought: "man this makes me look so cool" and then posted it. probably many times, over the course of multiple years.
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@saturdayobrien @THALL_Moon @LaurenWitzkeDE I'm gonna need more than just your word on that.
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@SteakFrankhouse real life tony stark
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@mouthydraws @saintlycharles creative people suffer from horrible hallucinations but are oblivious to them and seem to enjoy it
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@GodotIsW8ing4U @RileyElsecaller @shurugz there isn't a wojak with mouth big enough to represent the level of soy you've just reached
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@Idolomantises come on, you know why
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@poisonjr it's a slogan, like I'm lovin' it, or Just Do It, or Ein Volk Ein Reich Ein Fuhrer
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@DanJD_93 @sassmasterpercy @DreamLeaf5 whoever told you we're all inclusive and tolerant has lied to you bro
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@JakeAnbinder if you're going to reply to this thread with an argument, make sure it's one that agrees with me
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@TheRightCant >no debt >lives in a gated community this man understands history as much as a cat understands where did the red dot come from
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@EndWokenessAOC @TheRightCant you used to be funnier
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@Drangelice @twinkdefcon bro please, the undesirables are doing bad stuff, i swear, I'm not even bringing ethnicity this time pleeaseee
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@PunishedFredda is there a full list of books like that. i need it for my neverending quest in trying to understand fascist butthurts
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@halomancer1 now i know what juniper said was true
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@MisterBrodo @RightWingCope would you be surprised if I told you it's a fetish?
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@mubbywub @RealiaAmelia protestant nonsense
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@ZespolBrauna bo widzisz panocku, konfiarze to łatwowierni debile, i tego samego spodziewają się po innych
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@SpectralAurora_ Gamer Gate and it's consequences have been a disaster for the internet
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@halomancer1 I'm not gonna tell you, you should drink more. But you should think about it.
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@kasiababis - Bo wiecie panowie, aj em Polaken - Fajnie - 1/2137 polakowatości od strony matki - Niesamowite - Dalej w domu lepimy pierogis i bigos - Cudownie
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@EARTHGHOSTPURRP gender is something you can change, while sex is something you do to mothers of people who say you can't
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@LittleSecond śmiejesz się, a może to są seksualni uzdrowiciele i właśnie walą konia w twojej intencji?
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@halomancer1 rationalists when presented with a new rationale
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@deeznutvinecomp 50k and they didn't even bang on screen
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@raysteele07 @cotupacs if (society.unrest >= 0.3) Blame::on(People::filter({skin: 'brown'}));
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@dreamboatann1e @shaunonsite @ericriveracooks the thing about assumptions is that they make an ass out of ume
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@CapFuture_ @immibis2 @sam_d_1995 exactly. left one is a novelty tourist attraction with more bottlenecks than a crate of beer. right one is built for girth, babyyyyy.
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@TakesAppalling On August 13, 1997, this disturbing cartoon was aired on Comedy Central, it depicts unruly children physically abusing a baby and using it as a football
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@Beardington_ dude at the bottom looks like poljak billions must spend
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@SocDoneLeft i distincly remember american journalists, during slavery, writing articles about how abolitionists are just "taking things too far" and how it makes them doubt in anti-slavery i would like god to make time a different shape for one damn moment
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@HypatiaAscent @Internet_TLCM i can't use slurs so im gonna become a nazi
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@halomancer1 @BriannaWu it actually says J-man abolished gender: "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female; for ye are all one in Christ Jesus."
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@EndWokenessAOC @TheRightCant who is this man? what does he want?
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@halomancer1 it's an NFT except everyone has the same one
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@BadSocialisms more stuff good don't ask about stuff don't question stuff inhale stuff become stuff
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@PoliticsLs >retvrn bros when someone has a traditional genome
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@ManiaWillim @Nightsky_2489 przestań powtarzać po amerykańcach, oni nawet nie są mądrzy
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@SammyJoC1009 @_sn_n mid effort bait, barely any results, consider adjusting your strategy
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@Justquitityt @SocDoneLeft thank god mutations don't exist, it would suck if organisms could slightly change their genetic makeup during reproduction and eventually develop resistance to the vaccine.
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@TheKiranHill @AllNaz1s i-it wasn't real capitalism!
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@TheRightCant 1 pronoun, ha ha ha 2 pronouns, ha ha ha 3 pronouns, ha ha ha
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@jakubkralka @_Pan_Pawel lalalala jesteś za biedny żeby ze mną rozmawiać - Jakub Kralka, 2023
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@TurboFren @peterdaou 2 posts and 7 responses in 60 minutes. 8 with this one. how many cents did you earn?
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@Lutho_Q5 @ISATresurgence @NotPotBol no, it was cum factory where do you think cum cums from?
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@RightWingCope Gad, this is Saad.
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@SocDoneLeft don't worry, they can always tell
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@SkinnyTuna hunter's tip: always hold a fart on ready in case you pop a boner. it masks the pheromones and the boioioing sound.
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@dancow im learning
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@Web_Slinger6 @gnarwallie @bartnumberss @hellodonavon @JUNlPER @PaulBools @Timcast it's been over 50 minutes, it's safe to say mr pool is a bonified child diddler
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@Bluenajarala @airbagged deeply flawed parenthood
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@M_Konigsmarck @PunishedFredda in 1951 soviets uncovered a cache of nazi documents revealing that danes have been synthesized in secret antarctic laboratories as an attempt to recreate the now extinct species of german gnomen. one drop dandelion extract in a barrel of water should neutralize them.
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@Beardington value of products is determined by how much valium (chemical element of value) it has. when working, people transfer valium their body produces, into the product of work. free market is just a low tech way of measuring valium content of things.
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@TheRightCant forgot to specify "leaves for another man", almost like it was the author greatest fear and shan't be named
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@MustBeLux @ThatCybertGuy i already get ads with ai voice reading ai text. the bar is being lowered to the fucking mariana trench.
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@_Lunaverna_ @kasiababis amerykanie uważają zwyczajne pismo odręczne za jakąś nadludzką supermoc, dostępną jedynie dla wybranych przez boga. niektórzy mają nawet teorie spiskowe że ONI zakazali jego nauki aby osłabić naród amerykański.
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@ChudsOfTikTok @drmistercody remember when us automotive jobs used to have more benefits, then those got slashed and production moved overseas anyway?
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@Third_Nut shit, the cum edit is gonna be hard
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@halomancer1 i kicked a gorilla in the nuts and got absolutely mutilated from both left and right would not recommend, but man i felt so alive
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@Beardington elon musks smokes weed 😎🍃🚀, local school board told him to respect pronoun 🤨🤡🖕
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@BesDMarx racist disneyland sucks now, gotta go back to the real ogs
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@themethodis @PunishedFredda ask your handlers for some new pics, boogy boy is getting a little stale
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@RightWingCope @oneunderscore__ son i print the funny cat video and it is not moving, the printer is broken, fix it before i do old man rage and get piss face drunk as a coping mechanism
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@XanderhalTV ding ding ding ding ding ding
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