Mark Morton 🇺🇸 @MarkDuaneMorton Twitter profile

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Mark Morton 🇺🇸

@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

But SLIPKNOT bruhhhh

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

Nobody has ever done as much for Iowa as I have done for Iowa - Not even close!!!

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4 years

As of today, I am 2 yrs sober. I say this, not to solicit congratulations, but to carry a message of hope. I drank alcoholicly for 30 yrs & for 10 of those I was desperately addicted to opiates. If youre struggling w/ addiction, ask for help. Recovery IS possible. I promise. 🙏🏼❤️

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3 years

Shout out to all the people I know that have dropped acid, smoked crack, snorted speed & shot dope but wanna tell me about how crazy it is that I got a vaccine that hasn’t yet been approved by the FDA.

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6 years

"Cross Off” was a very free flowing and natural process. Everyone that worked on it put a lot of energy and emotion into it. I feel like you can really hear that in the track, and absolutely in Chester’s performance. #Anesthetic #CrossOff Listen now:

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2 years

“Unsainted” is a very good Slipknot song.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

2 years

Today I am 4 years clean & sober. I spent a long time desperately addicted to opiates & drinking heavily on a daily basis. Chances are someone struggling with addiction will read this. Please know that recovery is possible for you too. 🙏🏼❤️

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4 years

As of today, I have been 100% free from all drugs & alcohol for a year & a half....One day at a time. If you’re reading this & addiction is ruining your life, please know that recovery is possible for you. Find someone in recovery & ask them for help. Life is truly amazing. 🙏🏼❤️

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Our front yard is a black metal album

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@MarkDuaneMorton

3 years

If you’re a dude that catches one of my guitar picks at any of these shows, I just want you to know that I was absolutely, 100% throwing it to the woman or the child standing next to you. Like....without exception.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Quit saying people don’t buy albums anymore...Taylor Swift just sold over 600,000 physical copies of her new album in one week. So...LOTS of people still buy albums....they just don’t buy your shitty album.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Alexi Laiho was a monumental talent & a genuine, caring & thoughtful person. He will be greatly missed. Rest In Peace Alexi

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Mark Morton 🇺🇸

@MarkDuaneMorton

2 years

My 11 year old daughter just told me that she feels bad for people that listen to Machine Gun Kelly.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

2 years

Last night while opening for Judas Priest, I suddenly couldnt remember if the intro to Redneck is the whole riff or just the 1st half cycled. Walked up Art & asked him. He just looked at me terrified. So while Randy introduced the song, I had my tech play it for me on his phone.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Hey asshole. Wear a mask.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

5 years

Dear friends, I’m a gun totin, American flag flyin, jacked up 4 wheel drive drivin, Nascar watchin, Lynyrd Skynyrd blastin, patriotic American from a small town in Southeast Virginia. I DESPISE racism, homophobia, police brutality & injustice. If you dont, my tweets may offend.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

3 years

If you don’t push your grocery cart to the cart return after you’ve unloaded it, you’re trash.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Edward Van Halen was the single reason I ever wanted to play guitar to begin with. He’s the worlds greatest guitar hero, inspiring generations of players to pick up the instrument we love so dearly. Thank you so much for the music and inspiration. We love you forever Eddie.

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2 years

If you’re reading this then there’s a pretty good chance that you’re one of the people that provides me the opportunity to live my dream life. I get to travel all over the world recording & performing music with my best friends. From my heart & from my soul…Thank you. 🙏🏼❤️

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4 years

I drank alcoholically for 30 yrs & suffered crippling opiate addiction for 10. I thought I’d never have my life back & accepted that I’d end up dying from addiction. Then, in desperation, I sought help from people in recovery. If you feel hopeless, please know that there IS hope

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9 months

Today, after years of alcoholism & drug addiction, I celebrate 5 years clean & sober. If you’re reading this & struggling with addiction, please know that recovery IS possible for you. It’s so worth it…I promise. You’re worth it. Find someone in recovery & ask for help. 🙏🏼❤️

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3 years

Since Foo Fighters are a metal band now they should totally take us out on tour with them

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2 years

I feel like I can say with a calm confidence that, if it’s a heavy metal concert you’re looking for, we are the dudes you want to call.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

2 years

Lamb of God “Omens” is out now. Thank you to everyone that supports our music. We work so hard on this stuff & knowing that so many of you find joy in our music is truly an honor.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

2 years

Shout out to the dude at Starbucks this morning who asked me if I was still in Lamb of God

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@MarkDuaneMorton

2 months

I love being in Lamb of God. I love all my bandmates. I love our crew. I love our fans. This stuff is fun.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

What band is this??

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2 years

One of my fav things is when I lock eyes with someone in the crowd & they’re singin the words out loud to me & then it gets to the next line & they don’t know the words to that part but we still lookin at each other so they just start movin their mouth randomly. I love that shit.

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3 years

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3 years

💔

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2 years

Happy 18th birthday to Lamb’s “Ashes of the Wake” album & also to our brothers in Mastodon, whose “Leviathan” LP came out on the same day! What a long, strange trip it’s been. 🙏🏼❤️

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Dear white people, Equal rights & equal justice for people of color doesn’t mean you have to give up your rights & your justice. Nobody is trying to take anything away from you.

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3 years

I’m the luckiest dude I’ve ever even heard of.

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4 years

I seriously fer real just now found out that my 78 year old mother has been reading my Twitter. She literally just texted me about it. Pretty sure I’m grounded

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4 years

16 years ago today.

Lamb Of God

@lambofgod

4 years

Our album Ashes of the Wake was released 16 years ago today. What song from this record would you like to hear live?

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2 years

Imagine being mad about gay beer can 😂😂😂

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@MarkDuaneMorton

5 years

My girlfriend Brittany & I have been putting together these care packages for homeless people that we see on the street, at stop lights, etc. Toothpaste, wet wipes, lotion, pads, water...just some basics to hopefully make someones day a little bit better. Spread some LOVE today!

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4 years

Thank you Kirk! 🙏🏼❤️

Kirk Hammett

@KirkHammett

4 years

As a long time LAMB OF GOD fan , I just want to say that this album is SERIOUSLY GREAT !!! @lambofgod ⚡️🤘

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3 years

People have the illusion that being a rock star is glamorous, but really it’s falling asleep to the sound of half a dozen middle aged men snoring & farting & then waking up & pooping at a truck stop every morning.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

3 years

I love guitars.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

11 months

We played the entire Ashes of the Wake album live tonight … …in order…. …on a big ass boat.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

THEIR VOICES ARE LOVED & MISSED. ❤️❤️❤️

revolvermag

@Revolvermag

4 years

Watch Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington duet on Temple of the Dog's "Hunger Strike" and Linkin Park's "Crawling" in 2008 #RIP

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5 years

You mean to tell me that my iphone knows before I do when I need a new water filter, but we can’t identify & track these little limp dicked, bitch made, torch carrying, white supremacist fucks shooting up our towns?

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6 years

Thanks so much Mike. That means the world to me man. Love & light to y’all.

Mike Shinoda

@mikeshinoda

6 years

I remember when Chester played this song for me in his car, almost finished. He was really happy with it. Good stuff, Mark. ❤️🙏🏽

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3 years

Today I celebrate 3 years of sobriety. I was a hopeless addict & alcoholic. I am absolutely certain that getting clean saved my life. If addiction is ruining your life & you dont know what to do, please reach out to someone in recovery. Recovery is possible for you. I promise.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

2 years

Sending out love & light to the @bdmmetal family & everyone that loved Trevor… which is pretty much anyone that ever met him. 🖤

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Mark Morton 🇺🇸

@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

The heavy metal community has an opportunity to make a big statement by putting an album way up on the charts this coming week. If you’re even thinking about checking out the new Lamb Of God album, please buy it by the end of day tomorrow if you’re able to! Let’s storm the chart!

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Y’all dudes that don’t be wearin masks in Lowe’s are the same type of muhfuckers that got those pretend testicles hangin from the back bumper of your truck.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Today I woke up for the first time as a 48 yr old man. What a gift! I’m surrounded by my family...people that love me & I get to love back. I’m a sober man today...grateful! I get to be a part of making music that brings people joy. I’m the luckiest man I’ve ever heard of. 🙏🏼❤️

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

So today a popular heavy metal band released a non-alcoholic beer & the responses have been absolutely hysterical. People are legit OFFENDED! So funny. Also...I heard it’s selling incredibly well. Also also...anyone that drinks & drives is a punk ass bitch. #dontdrinkanddrive

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4 years

Just a little sample from my Instagram DMs....

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Hey good morning yall. I really wanna say THANK YOU to everyone thats supported our music over the years. You guys have given me so many incredible opportunities...a career behind my wildest dreams...a chance to see the WORLD & to bring people JOY thru music. Grateful to you all!

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3 years

I should probably start learning some Lamb Of God songs.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Listening to Pantera this morning & its bringing up some real emotion. In the context of my platforms & interviews & all that, I havent been vocal enough about how vitally important Pantera has been for me as a musician. They were absolutely groundbreaking. Damn I miss Dime.

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Mark Morton 🇺🇸

@MarkDuaneMorton

2 years

Every night we play our song “512” & I watch people sing the 1st word which is “Lycanthropic” & it occurs to me that as a lyricist I’d NEVER start a song with that word or include it at all, but that’s the beauty of Randy Blythe Also, I’m the “motherfucking invitation” guy, so…

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Mark Morton 🇺🇸

@MarkDuaneMorton

1 year

A message to our fans…

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@MarkDuaneMorton

3 years

Sal used to love Lamb Of God as a kid but lately has been devastated to learn that we have political opinions.

Sal Valdez

@Skorpaaa

3 years

@MarkDuaneMorton I used to love LOG since I was a kid in high school. Then I join Twitter and see that my favorite guitarist, someone I’ve met In person and look up to, is political and going after some of my favorite politicians. Devastating. I hate the way celebrities and musicians have become

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3 years

Ima tell my kids this was Counting Crows

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

When someone doesnt wear a mask indoors in public, it says NOTHING to me about them exercising their freedom or liberty. What it says to me is that you give ZERO fucks about me having to consider whether I might asymptomatically pass Covid to my 78 yr old cancer surviving mother.

Fifty Shades of Whey

@davenewworld_2

4 years

Anti-maskers in Florida invade a Target

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

So excited I couldn’t sleep.

Lamb Of God

@lambofgod

4 years

Time’s up. Our self-titled album “Lamb of God” is OUT now. Listen here:

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4 years

I know you MAGA weirdos is all triggered & ruffled up about my last post but I never say nuthin about that sack of orange shit until he starts tryin to incite some fascist douchebaggery in my HOME. After everything you little torch carryin mamas boy bitches did in Charlottesville

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3 years

Made some noise today

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4 years

It was always a cult

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3 years

Half time show was fuckin great. Don’t @ me

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@MarkDuaneMorton

5 years

Y’all don’t wanna see Kaepernick play cuz he exercised his right as an American citizen to peacefully protest injustice. Meanwhile, y’all cool with child beaters & woman abusers gettin lightly scolded & then sent back out on the field. Some y’all people be on some bullshit.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

2 years

The fact that I only successfully execute the sweep pick at the beginning of the guitar solo in “Ghost Walking” once every 5 shows or so is clear proof that we don’t use pre-recorded tracks. Shit sounded like a leaf stuck in the spokes tonight.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Eat a bag of dicks. You’re a absolute joke to the entire world. Keep my beautiful commonwealth’s name out of your adderall snortin, teeth grinding mouth. 😘

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

LIBERATE VIRGINIA, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!

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@MarkDuaneMorton

2 months

Look I LOVE Nirvana …like a lot… But imagine being Eddie Vedder writing “Jeremy” and then watching Kurt become the voice of a generation singing “a mosquito…my libido…yeah”.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

5 years

Ever since I was kid, my DREAM was to write, record & perform music for people. Y’all have given me the opportunity to do that at a level that I never thought possible. So this morning I want to say THANK YOU to ALL of you who listen & support the music I get to be a part of. 🙏🏼

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@MarkDuaneMorton

1 month

I’ll vote for whichever candidate plays “Walk With Me In Hell” at their next rally

Foo Fighters

@foofighters

1 month

Let us be clear.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

1 year

If you’ve seen a Lamb of God show within the last 4-5 years, NOBODY on stage was playing along to a click track. That’s not a dig at people who do…in fact, most pro bands use clicks live. I’m just saying that, for better or worse, we don’t. Maybe some day we will. Hope not!

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4 years

The fact that I happen to think Donald Trump is a shitty person & a complete dud of a President doesn’t make me a “liberal”. No matter how bad you want it to.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Y’all can make fun of me if you want to, but sometimes listening to Dime brings tears to my eyes.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

2 years

Nashville

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@MarkDuaneMorton

2 years

Happy 80th Birthday to my amazing Mother! This woman teaches me & inspires me on a daily basis. She’s always believed in me & never gave up on me, even during the lowest of my lows. She is the greatest Mom that ever Mom’d. I love you Mom!

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3 years

Every night, before we go on, our sound engineer plays a playlist of rap songs that we gave him over the PA.... and every night a bunch drunk ass metal bros give him shit about it because they disapprove. Y’all a buncha hurbs man

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3 years

Throwback. Take your daughter to work day.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

3 years

This is how the entire audience reacted every time we ever opened for Metallica.

Hawk.Smash

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3 years

4 years ago is when I learned that my daughter did not care for metal. HAHAHAHA

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2 years

@Eve6 We toured with Korn years ago. They were lovely. Jonathan Davis used to smoke cigars with me on the loading dock after the show. I told him I was about to be a Dad & at the end of that tour, he bought me a REALLY nice baby swing rocker chair thing. It was super sweet.

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2 years

Ain’t she beautiful?

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@MarkDuaneMorton

6 years

Happy Birthday, Chester. #MakeChesterProud

MusiCares

@MusiCares

6 years

“I always wanted to be a rock star. That was my childhood dream. That's what I told everybody I was going to be when I grew up.” Today we remember #ChesterBennington on what would have been his 43rd birthday. A true rock star gone too soon. Need support?

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3 years

Shout out to everyone who thinks the famous actor guy is guilty of murder because he didn’t double check the prop gun that was handed to him, but simultaneously praises the 17 year old kid for deliberately inserting himself into a riot scene with an AR-15.

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5 years

If you woke up today in the grips of drug addiction or alcoholism, please know that there is a whole LIFE out there waiting for you without that shit. I PROMISE.

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2 years

If you drink and drive, you’re definitely an asshole.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Imagine how much more successful Lamb Of God would be if we rode with all that “‘Murica or else!” rah rah rah bullshit & put out albums called “Stand Your Ground” & “One In The Chamber” & shit like that.

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4 years

All politics aside....Ted Cruz is a bitch.

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4 years

I’ve always known that not all cops are bad. But damn I never realized how many actually ARE.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

His name is Cooper! (aka Coop, Bradley Cooper, Coupe DeVille) LET ME SEE YALLS DOGS!!!

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@MarkDuaneMorton

3 years

Yesterday I ran 3 miles & today I did this typa shit. I’m tryna live right y’all.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

3 years

The homies in @TriviumOfficial dropped their new album today. Top tier heavy metal from some of the hardest working dudes in the game. Go cop that shit.

Trivium

@TriviumOfficial

3 years

I’m here to destroy you, I'm here to avenge.. Our new album ‘In The Court Of The Dragon’ is OUT NOW worldwide. Listen now:

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@MarkDuaneMorton

3 months

Yes. Guitars bring joy & positivity into the world. I like that about them.

Welder

@_Fabricator_

3 months

@MarkDuaneMorton There was an assassination attempt on President Trump today in PA and you want to talk guitars? Really, Mark?

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3 years

Amp day today….as promised! Show me your rigs! I’ll go first…..

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2 months

South of Heaven > Reign in Blood

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4 years

My gawd this Marjorie Taylor Greene chick is fucking stupid as fuck lol

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@MarkDuaneMorton

5 years

I’m asking for help. I am 47 years old. I have been drinking coffee regularly for 30 years. I have yet to figure out how to consistently pour coffee from the pot into the cup without spilling coffee all over the damn counter.

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4 years

Hey remember when y’all tried to make rippin’ off Meshuggah it’s own genre

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Mark Morton 🇺🇸

@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

The best 3 Lamb Of God albums (not necessarily in order) are: - “Lamb Of God” (2020) - “As The Palaces Burn” (2003) - “Wrath” (2009) Some of our biggest songs are on other albums, but in terms of individual ALBUMS, as cohesive collections of songs, those are the best.

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@MarkDuaneMorton

5 years

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

MeekMill

@MeekMill

5 years

#believechallenge post your progress no matter how far you came!!!

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4 years

If anyone out there happens to be giving any consideration to drinking 8-18 beers every day for a couple of decades...don’t fuckin do it. I did. It pretty much sucked. Every day that I don’t drink I get a little more grateful that I stopped.

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Mark Morton 🇺🇸

@MarkDuaneMorton

4 years

Driving my daughter to school... Me: “Hey, do you wanna hear this song I just wrote?” Her: “No. But can you turn on the radio?”

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