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@MariTheeEmpress

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opinionated hip hop connoisseur, at home twerk enthusiast, pork eating yogi, wonderful word wrangler, ~40% floozie 🐦 ~60% witch 🔮

New York Fucking City
Joined September 2017
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@MariTheeEmpress
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How I exist is between me and my god and how people feel about my existence is between them and their demons.
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HE AINT NO DIVA
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All this “she ain’t no diva” shit need to end TONIGHT
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“If you don’t vote blue, the republicans will take your rights!” I voted blue and the dems didn’t do anything to protect my rights. In fact, rights were stripped away while the dems were in office.
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As a former “vote blue or die” person, I have to say, it’s hella weird talking to these people. I get it. I know all of the arguments. I’ve been there. I know they really believe they’re saving the US.
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@hiimbobbi @venusianhunty ✨she believed she could so she did ✨
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@speakmercedesj @jstTECHcharge No. It was an opportunity to show someone that their work was worth more and instead you decided to use your power to lowball them. And you’ll expect them to work as if they’re making $130k while paying them far less.
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@YoitsBo No. With Invisalign you are working directly with an orthodontist and have regular appointments to check progress and make changes if needed.
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@ChoKolatOnTop Y’all would have to dangle my momma off a cliff for me to ever post this kind of L
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We really saying that Drake, a man who doesn’t even write his own lackluster rhymes, is better than Black Thought? During Black History Month?
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@inyagirldreams It’ll be a cold day in hell when I take the opinion of a man with mutton chops seriously
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@teadiorr Baby it’s just you. No hairline. Linty sweatsuit. Fuzzy teeth. Personality of a full grown snorlax.
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@__franfine They spent so much time on the pussy and neglected those fingers
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@antrese_ @KevOnStage It’s always okay to steal from corporations because corporations steal wages from workers every day 😌
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@WrittenByHanna Oh they GUILTY guilty
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@TanaIsBananas I couldn’t call him Falcon anymore after I read this tweet
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Nigga Bird and Robocop Arm dropping tonight
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@hoodgothic Me, every morning. And having a planner makes me feel really bad because I don’t stick to it
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@keatingssixth I had a dude say: “You safe now. You don’t have to worry about anything anymore. I got you. You safe, just let it go.” Also anytime I said “F*CK” he would respond “f*ck what? F*ck who?” I’m still trying to recover 🥲
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@putinaspliff I want this video to release the hold it has on my people.
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@IWriteAllDay_ Wanted to shake a can of quarters anytime he was on screen!
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@CoCoLosoSmooth Your gum to teeth ratio is almost as bad as the ratio on this tweet
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@thereturnofBWA If these single mothers listened they wouldn’t be turning into beta males and would be alpha submitters, so as a Black man you have to put on your brunch suit and walk together in a group
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@NailsNCrowns Shit like this is why I’m 34 with no kids. Dudes are unhinged.
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Now why would you be outside watching a chemical fire, WHY
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Large fire at a chemical plant in Passaic New Jersey. The mayor is asking nearby residence to keep their windows closed. @CBSNewYork
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@CeeReeSpeaks And of course they’re jumping through hoops like “wait until the whole truth comes out” WHAT OTHER TRUTH DO THEY NEED
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@shaTIRED …so he wanted it to be about merslaves or did he just want a few enslaved people in the background for the sake of historical accuracy?
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@iamnotlalak Poor Sarah was back there fighting for her life
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To be clear, if a space heater caused a fire then the landlord is directly responsible because they didn’t provide adequate heat. To be clear.
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There are A LOT of police officers in the subway system. Uniformed, plain clothes, counterterrorism, transit police, hell even the national guard. Their presence hasn’t stopped any of the violence in the subway because they’re too busy harassing poor and homeless people. 🙂
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@keatingssixth When I first started reading tarot for others I signed up for one of those terrible psychic sites (don’t judge I was broke) and men would book me for private readings and then try to convince me to take off my clothes 🥲 I left the site after 2 days
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@oldmanebro I’ve had graduations from pre-K through grad school. These moments aren’t saying “hooray, you’re done!”, it’s celebrating smaller achievements/checkpoints along the way to your end goal so that you are motivated to keep going. Being recognized for your work is important.
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@jupitersembrace Me, taking the bait:
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@IvyKungu One square piece of non stretch fabric that didn’t curve in at the waist so it gapped in the back, flattened your butt, and made your hips look weird. Added bonus: it spun around ever so slightly while you walked so you had to constantly readjust 😭
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I actually learned in my human biology class that bedbugs are naturally attracted to money residue, like they can tell when you spend a lot of it so they are energetically drawn to you
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can someone start a rumor that bed bugs target rich people so our government will take this shit seriously? cause i'm stressing out about everyone coming back from Paris fashion week...
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@TreBracey Now you know why baby…..any opportunity to down Black women…
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@TheGreatIsNate Walking into someone’s house and calling them a maid is CHAOS, Joseline was truly a menace
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@DatNaturalHigh Get out the gluteus guillotine, we have a hater on the loose
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@AITA_reddit YTA but we’ll allow it.
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@simonefiii This is the PERFECT DESCRIPTION!! It looks like he has a sassy secret
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@oldmanebro There are more Black men with podcasts than hoochies in Waffle House after club let out but they don’t talk about trauma, they talk about women 🙂 They don’t even focus on themselves in the spaces they create for themselves.
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@KameronBennett First of all, you gon get the pussy that’s on the menu for tonight and dassit. Second of all, you learn how to ride (give head, etc) by observing and responding to your partner while doing what feels good for you too. You don’t need to pay someone to teach you.
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@_callmekj_ Imagine being this bothered in the middle of a pu pu platter.
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@simonefiii “Things happen for a reason” yes pregnancy happens because of unprotected sex and you could’ve avoided that
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@AsToldByDee_ Remote means wherever I can want to be. Getting my nails done, at the beach, in the car, at a dick appointment — as long as the work gets done nothing else matters
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@PewPeeew Why would you willingly turn your bathroom into a recently updated Quality Inn??? Shell sink deserved better 😭
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@MediumSizeMeech If they don’t get my queen of the screen UP off the floor!!!
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@Phil_Lewis_ People finally got tired of hearing the same song over and over again
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@Deeevine_ ADHD hack: put egg in pot w/ water. Turn on fire. Go do something else, forget about the egg. Come back when you smell something burning. Should be done, if not throw away pot and egg, start over 🫠
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@Imani_Barbarin Having ADHD means I both excel at girl math and fail at it
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@The_Acumen There are absolutely people who are NOT meant to exist in this world, they gotta go
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@youngsexseller Honestly, it’s easier to live here if you grew up here. People who move here go to expensive neighborhoods, shop at expensive markets, and eat at expensive places. And I absolutely do not have any advice because I want y’all to leave 🙂
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@earringdealer1 I was there, they threw a hot comb at you as well
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@jiggyjayy2 And he threw a banana at you, we all saw it
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When ya momma told you “don’t let nobody play in your hair” it was for a number of reasons!
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as a black person, your hair is spiritual. it’s basically your antennas. keep yt people away from your mf crown. i’m not even exaggerating.
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@AITA_online Before reading post: YTA After reading post: YTA 🥹
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@285Slim They told me I was going to hell for being a teen mom…I was pushing my nephew in his stroller 😕
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Good morning to dark skinned Black women. I see you. I love you. I value you. You are special, amazing, beautiful, and deserve nothing but the best. From the crown of your head to the soles of your feet you are a testament of love, resiliency, history, and the audacity to exist.
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@ehimeora They will have you crying, shitting, and throwing up, meanwhile they’re like “but they needed to be removed”
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@wheres_krissy @ClassActKelz @Mr1738 Pushed her in the pool TWICE and then dragged her across the concrete?! PRESS CHARGES.
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@ChefWay__ You said that as a DA you “assist defendants through one of the most, if not the most, difficult period in their lives”, and that’s how I know that you’re a liar and this whole apology is a sham. very unserious, shenanigans all around
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@SupernovaMomma I have ADHD and struggle with time blindness but when I heard her to do list I CACKLED. No way in hell I could get all of that done, even with meds lol
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Decided to try Kitchenista’s shrimp and grits for #KitchenistaSundays 😁 only had polenta but OMG this was the softest, creamiest polenta I’ve EVER made
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@shomaristone @NBCNews Risking your life for Trey Songz? In 2020?
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@WrittenByHanna Ohhh now I see why she was in there like:
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Baby you just making stuff up, whole Black community goes up for Selena
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@kennygotsoul Because why are you behind me breathing in my walk wind?! MOVE
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@RealDLHughley Oh boy, now the man who cheated on his wife and had a baby outside the marriage and then prayed the “burden” would be removed and then was happy when the baby died and then did a comedy show while having covid has an opinion
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Heads up, my notifications are off. Also, I have a degree in international relations and another in public policy. I am VERY informed and solid in my political views. To anyone calling me stupid: ya mutha ✌🏾
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@poetastrologers Convinced that anyone who says Cancer is a Cancer who has never actually been with a Cancer Anyway the correct answer is Scorpio, of course
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@HoodFamousTV_ He ain’t got no type
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@keyznsleevez Idk maybe whoever you be talking about
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@heyyitsjanea So…what does the meat taste like after doing that
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@throwawaypt2 He’s throwing off everyone’s ph balance, my GOD
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@WrittenByHanna I think this counts
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@Phil_Lewis_ Champagne is just gonna sit on top the Sunny D is too dense 🤣
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@LookAtDustin …so y’all in the comments don’t realize that the reason why men are “DL” is because of the HOMOPHOBIC CHURCH CULTURE??? Does 1+1=🐦
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@cynfinite Her little smirk before Joseph started screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@AFlyBlackLeftie The fact that my mind saw Maya Angelou...
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@nottramar Waiting on the “y’all acting out in front of white people and setting us back” commentary
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@GabriellePegel Oh yes, for sure it’s the pre-k graduations that make us ridiculous, not the number of gun deaths, lack of quality and equitable healthcare, or rapidly increasing number of houseless people (among other glaring issues) Yes let’s be mad at pre-k graduations 🙂
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Never thought I’d see the day when the streamer becomes the bootleg man
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@SixBrownChicks So...five years and he’s made no commitment to you other than being your boyfriend, but if you die he deserves a payout? Leave him.
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@simonefiii @WrittenByHanna THE THONGS ARE SO HIGH
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@AmandaDannielle I knew by the lack of spices he wasn’t cooking for us and this confirms it
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@LastQueennss Whenever people talk about how romantic this was I’m ready to fight!!
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@jbrous41 Imperialism but make it 🎶soulful🎶
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@LookAtDustin Do It Like It’s Your Bidet, Maid
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@IyanaDaChemist Oh boy it’s the back shots police
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@clifftothemound Everyday y’all get on here trying to sow seeds of discord!!!
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@SupernovaMomma I think it’s because they have less ass reverb…if that makes sense. Like there is less booty meat to bounce back so it’s easier to throw it faster.
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“a lot more black men would be further than where they are if had not been for black women sabotaging them just to get ahead” Can you (or literally anyone) give very specific examples of this happening? No generalizations, I’m talking clear examples
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@BtSquared2 My response would’ve been “well you can hire a sex worker for sex, so why are you even asking these questions?” Just outsource all your interactions with women.
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@poetastrologers An Aries with a point to prove
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Did you just say that a Black man should be whipped??????
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@julesforrest Took my monitor home and made my mom’s dining room my office (complete with plastic table cloth)
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@keatingssixth Did she just carry on with her partying with doo doo particles on her fingers and face?! That’s how we get covid-23
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