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Marcus Newling

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2x State Champion. Back To Back 2022, 2023 @soccerpilots27

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@MarcusNewling

Marcus Newling

4 years

Aight so the question is Is there anyone who’d be willing to take a flier on a washed up, 6’1”, 180lbs, 20 year old third basemen who’s actually playing the best he ever has and can play middle infield and all 3 outfield spots comfortably and is learning 1st and catcher Please

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2 years

@nflrums @TheAthletic I’m sure it has nothing to do with his kid being born in HONOLULU 2 weeks ago He didn’t step away He didn’t quit He left, WITH TEAM PERMISSION, because he CHILD WAS BEING BORN IN HAWAII It’s just coincidence he got benched at the same time stop reading into this

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The magnitude of the moment is only ever understood when you realize Darlington was about to be taken off the schedule from poor viewership, low attendance, and bad racing This finish literally saved the track

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In 2003, I don’t think I understood the magnitude of the moment. But it honestly could be in the running for the greatest finish in NASCAR history. Even better to see both of them remember it so fondly. #NASCARThrowback

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@SmallAnt I think it was Parable

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4 years

@abolishICE___ And is he a threat? No? So why it a problem? Is it because Steven is a conservative? Is it because Garrett is a conservative? But I thought everyone was welcomed in CHAZ and they’re all equal no matter what? You know Mr. Kettle, I think I hear Mr. Pot calling

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4 years

@amandakstorey They could literally look up his Ted Talk from like 10 years ago to find out why he joined. He literally joined because of 9/11. His own words. 10 years ago

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@aenaryko @sinatraa That says more about where OW is than anything tbh

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@SFShock Don’t you mean 5?

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@PlayoffTanaka_ @Dbacks

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@jemelehill I'm trying to figure out how this needed to be race related. Especially when everyone knows Dusty is by far and away the single best option as manager for this situation

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5 years

@drinkwaterho But did YOU drink water?

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10 months

Feels like a good time to remind people that he was passed on so much because of his “toxic locker room personality” or whatever it was

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Schlasser

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So begins another chapter of Days of our Steelers. Goddamnit.

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2 years

Friendly reminder The Bears picked Trubisky because no one liked Mahomes as a pick So when people inevitably still complain or call this out, they need to be quiet

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Marcus Newling

3 years

Rizzo has a home run every day I wear my “Anthony Rizzo Is My Captain” shirt,(2 out of 2 days)

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Marcus Newling

3 years

Currently wearing my “Anthony Rizzo Is My Captain” shirt,(thanks @obvious_shirts ), with an official Cubs hat on

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3 years

No because making a decision about a guy’s entire baseball future based on his 3rd career start is dumb

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Not Theo Epstein ™️

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Can we call the Keegan Starting Experiment a bust and end it now? #Cubs #CubUndone

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@PlayoffTanaka_ @SaladinoWRLD Nah man. This is the most important thing ever Not how to do taxes or help finding a job or how to deal with bills or any of that stuff Nah. The most important thing is finding Y the HELL WE LEARING THIS

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5 years

@MLBStats @MLB Buehler, Flaherty, Soroka, Gallen, Luzardo

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4 years

@brookme3 And Chris Davis is hitting .538, your point? I get the whole “really makes you think” thing but it’s Spring training. They aren’t even qualified for spring leaderboards yet. I’m not even an Astros fan and I’m sick of the sign stealing thing. Let’s wait for the regular season

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3 years

@MinnySportsFan @Brandon_Warne This bit has long run its course. It wasn't funny from the start. It's time to put it to bed as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run

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5 years

@barber_yoyo @schwarberhype @ChiSoxFanMike Dude. We cant even afford apostrophes anymore

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@Asteroid4914 He’s technically not a rookie You only run rookie stripes if you’re ROTY eligible,(it’s really dumb but that’s the rule)

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5 years

@Vekkul @JackPosobiec Guilty of what? Even IF the House Dems can prove he abused his power, they abused THEIR power by ending a house hearing early and changing the voting date without the consent of the Republicans. They’re trying to impeach someone for the same thing they’re doing. It’s hypocritical

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2 years

@PlayoffTanaka_ @jonmoxIeys Blud’s gonna get blocked again

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3 years

It’s amazing walking around Wrigleyville and seeing how far @obvious_shirts has come in such a short time

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5 years

@Outlaws @PlayOverwatch @vibinwithviolet This seems to be directed at someone in particular but I can’t tell who. You might have to tag them for me

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Marcus Newling

2 years

Maris’ home run record was set 61 years ago in 1961 when he hit 61 home runs Only thing that would’ve made it better was if he hit it in game 161 but it, in fact, came in game 163 My prediction. Judge will break the record in game 161

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Marcus Newling

5 years

Actually hearing the press conference makes me realize just how posed he is and I honestly don’t think I’ve seen Kris this mad ever

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Kris Bryant didn’t hold back when talking about the Astros' cheating scandal

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@SFShock @super_OW Super: “no one can block MY shatters” Meis on his team:

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4 years

@Nedsfeed @nypost Is that letter requesting a sense of humor? Because you need one

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Marcus Newling

5 years

@ACorollaries @rodakscreens IT GETS BETTER BECAUSE YOU’RE EXPECTED TO SUCCEED IN A SOCIETY THAT BASICALLY SEEMS DESIGNED TO LITERALLY BE WHAT ADHD PEOPLE CAN’T SUCCEED IN

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2 years

@FLMayhem Flamps

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Marcus Newling

3 years

The true Cubs fans. The fans that are sticking by with @DOM_Frederic and @ihapp_1 The real ones We’re gonna look back in 5, 10 years, sitting on 2 or 3 championships, competing for more, knowing we just just went through hell in a day but never gave up on this Goddamn team

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@MLBStats @MLB When the Cubs had 3 of these guys and still had bad bullpens almost every year

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I say “let’s go Brandon” because I like Brandon Brown You say it because you’re too much of a coward to just outright say FJB We are not the same

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@MarcusNewling

Marcus Newling

2 years

Wait a minute. @PlayoffTanaka_ actually HELPED @JeffPassan by getting blocked by Jeff Think about it. If Jeff isn’t the one to break the story, then Gabe sees it from someone else first and Jeff blocking him becomes useless. So Gabe actually helping Weff do his job even better

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@PlayoffTanaka_ @BNightengale Uhh Gabe This was yesterday’s game which started roughly the same time the Tigers game did

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3 years

@ShellyMB2001 @KeithOlbermann If you miss him on NBC you should like this article by NBC about why it was called “The Masters”

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@AlexDeBrincats @Cubs @Toyota Nah we Gucci Heel issues. Per team Just gonna come off the bench and walk Garrett off again

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3 years

@danteh Danteh. Buddy. Pal. Chummy chum chum. We don’t need this kind of sass. We’re depressed enough as is over this God forsaken game

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Marcus Newling

3 years

It’s Max Scherzer. Saying he was “never” gonna is kinda a dumb statement

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Bob Nightengale

3 years

Max Scherzer left everything on the line his final start and had nothing left for the #Dodgers . He was never going to start Game 6

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@PlayoffTanaka_ Well I’d actually say there’s a 1 and a half way player there. Ohtani doesn’t actually play the field anymore so the only true 2-way is IKF if we’re being honest Yankees need to extend him for that. Easy $500 million

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Marcus Newling

4 years

@AdamParkhomenko You guys realize Rogan is a Democrat and a Bernie supporter right?

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@Caleb2RomeFor6 @B_Willijax @KurtBenkert Benkert is undefeated against the Bears I’d sit this one out

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Marcus Newling

4 years

@SFShock @overwatchleague I need tokens now. I NEED THIS SKIN

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Marcus Newling

5 years

@MLBONFOX @Padres Honestly? I wasn’t expecting to like them. Idk, I just never fully got behind the Brown,(I’m stupid, I know), but, they honestly did a really good job with them and they look really good

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@billjamesonline Acuña 2023: .337/.416/.596/1.012, 170 WRC+, 71.7 Off, -13.6 Def, 8.3 WAR Judge 2022: .311/. 425/.686/1.111, 209, 87.1, 1.1, 11.6 The answer is Judge. And it is not particularly close but I suppose we have to actually write out the stats to remind me people

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2 years

@PlayoffTanaka_ Me doing the math after noticing his OPS:

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Marcus Newling

2 years

So you’re telling me they DQ’d Hamlin and Busch for penalties less egregious than that of the RFK/McDowell penalties who didn’t get DQ’d? I’m reading the correctly?

@bobpockrass

Bob Pockrass

2 years

When I asked Brad Moran on Sunday about additional penalties to the KyBusch/Hamlin cars, he said "not from what we've seen" ... which I interpret as that they didn't view the JGR 11-18 violations as egregious/impactful as the RFK 6 and FRM 34 violations.

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2 years

@notcodyware @DennyHamlinSZN @dennyhamlin Then blame Family Guy. The source. Of the original joke

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Marcus Newling

3 years

@obvious_shirts “A+ Tweet” should be a shirt

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Marcus Newling

4 years

@johnpavlovitz @realDonaldTrump I mean…isn’t that where the disease started? Am I wrong in saying that? It started in China. Right? So wouldn’t that make it a Chinese disease?

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Marcus Newling

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“Invited” because you were on a team that you pay to get you those invites

@BauerOutage

Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー)

6 months

I was invited to @Dodgers spring training

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@PrimeTimeRURS It wasn’t bad until the braids. Like if it just stays here it looks good

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@Vekkul @JackPosobiec Actually. Sorry. I’m wrong. It’s currently now in the Senate. Meaning it’d be the Senate dems who’d have to get the impeachment acts passed. In a Republican held Senate. After the House Dems just completely ignored the entirety of the House GOP. Good luck. You’ll need it

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@amandakstorey Sorry. It was THREE years ago

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Marcus Newling

3 years

@nascarcasm @NASCAR Normally I’d say Ryan Newman because it’s, well, Ryan Newman But you have to think about Ryan Blaney’s army of single moms here

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Marcus Newling

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@BleacherNation Now, there’s a good way of looking at this It’s that we’re scoring without homers And then you remember we don’t score at all

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@al15al15 @NASCAR @TeamHendrick @KyleLarsonRacin Yes. He DID say the n word And then spent a month profusely apologizing for it, went on the work on bettering himself as much as he can, and was accepted back into the sport by everyone including Bubba Wallace, the only black drive in NASCAR So no. It’s not terrible

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Marcus Newling

4 years

@DanClarkSports It won’t be the biggest regardless of who wins Reagan won 520-17 Never again happening

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4 years

@CcOoRrEeYy0 @BauerOutage @FoxNews Wait. So having a different political opinion is worthy of cancellation? But I thought we had freedom of speech which protects the freedom to have an opinion? Oh right, cancel culture doesn’t care about rights. It just wants CONTROL

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Marcus Newling

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@obvious_shirts Seriously. We just watched the front office and ownership give up on and blow up the single best Cubs team to Grace Wrigley Field and never once booed them or chanted “sell the team” or “fire Hoyer” when our expectation of the team now is to win like the Yankees and Dodgers

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@SFShock @super_OW @CobraKaiSeries So THAT’S the secret of his Genji skillz…

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Marcus Newling

5 years

@overwatchleague @PlayOverwatch Don’t. Don’t do this. You have so much to live for!

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Marcus Newling

2 years

@chaseelliott @JustinMarksTH @NASCAR Especially when the car was delayed for an extra year resulting in even more safety testing NASCAR literally had more time to make it safe than originally planned and still took steps back

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Marcus Newling

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@noobstarbot @overwatchleague >_> Ah yes. Let’s not have fun

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@obvious_shirts

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5 years

@AstrosOptimism2 @FrankiesTooLoud The Astros don’t deserve to have the title stripped. It’s such a bad argument to say they should. The Dodgers has games 6 and 7 at home and blew it. It’s the Dodgers’ fault. And Darvish WAS tipping so it wasn’t JUST the sign stealing. Let’s move past stripping the titles

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Marcus Newling

2 years

Yo @PlayoffTanaka_ am I allowed to make a Bernie “I am asking for your support” meme about you getting blocked?

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Marcus Newling

5 years

@Keyblademon @DjoshUnchained @OoCPokemon No. This is a trick question. It’s OBVIOUSLY Pikachu. It’s always pikachu. Always

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3 years

@CubsZone I JUST DON’T TAKE L’S

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Marcus Newling

3 years

Who’s the owner of the next jersey I’m buying?

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@obvious_shirts

OBVIOUS SHIRTS®

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3 years

What is a Frank Schwindel?

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5 years

@niftytorii103 @MandJTV_Michael 6head move: copy and paste. Just copy one side on a giant copier or on multiple pieces of paper and tape it up next to the original

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Marcus Newling

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@Kovaross @Mike_Anthony13 Dude. Leave him alone. You’re literally the example everyone uses right now to explain why they hate the Astros fan base. I’m 50/50 on it because I really try not to hate people but it’s really easy to hate you. Joking about a possible career ending injury isn’t cool. Fuck of

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Marcus Newling

3 years

Bus—>On @obvious_shirts @DOM_Frederic

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2 years

@mhurleyofficial @philenespanol Literally every single driver in the field has done this at one point JJ and Harvick in particular too. They’ve gotten heated as hell before Especially when their crews single handedly cost them 10+ top 10s in one season and like 3 in the last 5 races alone

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@MarcusNewling

Marcus Newling

5 years

@NBCSCubs @KrisBryant_23 All of that and people still cant get it through their heads that he’s a top 20 player in MLB

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Marcus Newling

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This is completely ignoring that he put up a 0.49 ERA with the Cubs in 2021 holding opponents to a .106/.190/.146/.336 slash line. That was in 39 games btw. He was really good as a closer in 21

@UrinatingTree

Schlasser

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Posted for absolutely no reason whatsoever:

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@Poetryin13 @JackPosobiec @Breaking911 350k under Trump in 11 months 200k so far under Biden in…2. With a vaccine

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4 years

@JeremyClarkson I’m more concerned about the rare penguin being stolen ngl

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@russditt @GoPBCardinals Well…yes but like…that’s the same thing 90% of hitters go through so like, it’s worth a shot

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2 years

@robbie_1851 @NASCAR You were saying?

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3 years

@obvious_shirts Cubs should sign him to screw with Cardinals fans Like Cheap, 1 year deal. For the memes

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2 years

Spotted

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OBVIOUS SHIRTS®

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My photo of the photographer taking a photo. @ScottyChags

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@ElDon6969 So the people that are starting to run out money to live is fine? So the 1/5 suicides caused by unemployment is fine? We’re reopening because people need it

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@BleacherNation I think Missouri is wrong. It should be the Cubs with how much Cardinals fans yell about the Cubs

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@Flats_OW Nah it’s fine. You can just stun Hog out of his ult Oh wait

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Unpopular Opinion: You only root against Notre Dame because national media tells you to

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@MattCox26 @OhMatt1 @TheCurtisMurray @JoeLeonard59 @MarthaDeyhle @MikeMillerFC @ApairistDave @ernestdvm @MugnoloDino @PackersFavreFan @realDonaldTrump Hold up. Socialism ISN’T communism. But they’re super close. Plus Bernie is a “Democratic Socialist”. Doesn’t mean it‘a a better alternative. Socialism of any kind is a bad idea and the math proves it

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@Rangers Beans Don’t Go In Chili Sincerely, a not Texan

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@SFShock @overwatchleague I have the Sombra and Tracer home/road skins from the first season

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@Michael95494331 @Toby_Christie Would you rather have slow racing with no passing or fast racing with no passing? Because one of them ends faster and it’s not the slow racing Not that they couldn’t just remove the parachute on the back but Phelps doesn’t know what he’s doing so whatever

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@Michael_Cerami Maybe they actually WERE good boys and didn’t have illegal conversations?

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@NASCARONFOX @joegucciardo Ricky: “I did nothing to deserve that so I’m gonna punch you” Also Ricky:

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@artemiis19 Jokes on you it’s the SAME rank…I still hate myself for putting plat border hours into OW but it’s fine

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This is the amount of completed passes for each team

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if u don't have the game on rn you're missing history

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@f250hound @KyleBusch If you’re not first, you don’t win. I’d rather have a driver be pissed they finished second than happy about it. Being overly competitive is what makes the best the best and it helps make the sport they’re in that much better

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@DanAlanRourke Remember when you could do this on intentional walks that weren’t thrown far enough outside? The good old days amiright?

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Lol no But he’ll definitely show he’s not a bust

@steelernation

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Is #Steelers Mitchell Trubisky primed to make a run for NFL MVP??

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@PlayoffTanaka_ @BNightengale Gabe trying to speed run the “get blocked by every insider in one offseason” challenge

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