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Marcus Keeley

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9 months

Today I went to the smoking area of Belfast International Airport, so I did.

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1 year

Today I went to Bow Street Mall in Lisburn.

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4 months

Absolutely cannot wait to see what this fella comes out with. #ITVDebate

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2 months

I did a gig tonight in a disused office building (glamorous), and there was a photo album of an office Christmas party from 1981. Utterly obsessed with the sheer power and aura of this guy’s look. Incredible.

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4 months

Sorry tuned out a bit there, just had to confirm if @julie_etch had one of the greatest pens of all time in her hand. #ITVDebate

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3 months

Going to The Big Tesco still hasn’t lost its lustre.

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4 months

I bet the sausage baps in here are fucking class.

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2 years

I’ve never seen Diana Ross sing live, and neither have this crowd. #PlatinumPartyatthePalace

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3 years

Me (32) watching this children’s rave type thing going on. #LateLateToyShow

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2 years

Everyone opening their work emails this morning:

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2 months

Today I went to Fresh Garbage in Belfast, so I did.

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Marcus Keeley

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4 months

Today I went to Ormeau Park, so I did.

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Marcus Keeley

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9 months

Today I went to @IKEAUK , so I did.

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9 months

This has over a million views on TikTok, which is great but I’m now probably going to have to use a different airport if I ever want to see my luggage again.

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@MarcusKeeley

9 months

Today I went to the smoking area of Belfast International Airport, so I did.

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1 year

Today I find myself back at the airport.

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Marcus Keeley

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1 year

Lovely weather out there, perfect conditions for a dump run.

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11 months

I went to see the @BelfastGiants at the @SSEBelfastArena , so I did.

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1 month

Saw some unsavoury characters down at the new Lidl on Boucher Road.

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1 year

All the nice weather has reminded me of the time I spent in the great outdoors that is Botanic Gardens in Belfast.

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4 months

Today I went on the London Underground, so I did.

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2 months

Today I went to a pedestrian subway, so I did.

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2 months

Today I did the Botanic Gardens Bin Challenge, so I did.

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6 months

Today I went to @SPARInt so I did.

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1 year

Today I went to the toilet on an airplane.

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1 year

I’m currently at the S.S. Nomadic in Belfast. I don’t have anything interesting to say about the boat, however this is the spot where I witnessed a fella have a watery boke just a few hours previous.

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1 year

Weather looks to be good for the weekend again, might pop back to a garden centre to take full advantage.

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8 months

Today I was invited to the @gotstudiotour , so I was. #ad

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2 months

Today I went to the newly re-opened Sugarhouse Entry in Belfast, so I did.

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7 months

Today I went to the Lagan Gateway bridge, so I did.

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1 year

Today I went on the @GlasgowSubway , so I did.

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3 months

Two years since I went to the Ulster Folk Museum. Must go back and see if they have progressed two years or are forever frozen in time.

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Marcus Keeley

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3 months

A while ago I went to the Dublin Wax Museum if you want to see what the rest of them look like compared to the Sinéad O’Connor they’ve withdrawn.

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4 months

Today I went to the Tate Modern, so I did.

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2 years

I went to @ExplorisNI , so I did.

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6 months

Today I went to some outdoor escalators, so I did.

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Marcus Keeley

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2 months

A few bank holidays ago I went to @ExplorisNI aquarium, so I did.

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Marcus Keeley

@MarcusKeeley

7 months

Nobody was hurt but many soles were lost:

BBC News NI

@BBCNewsNI

7 months

A fire at a shoe shop in County Down has been brought under control, the Northern Ireland Fire and Rescue Service has said

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Marcus Keeley

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2 months

Can’t place it. It’s like Vic Reeves as Mr Onions playing Dwight from The Office.

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Marcus Keeley

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1 month

Two years ago today I went to a Tim Hortons drive thru (through?) and it upset a lot of Canadians.

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1 year

Today I went on a @northernassist train from Manchester to Sheffield.

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4 months

Today I went to Borough Market in London, so I did.

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7 months

Going to treat myself today with a wee dump run, I reckon.

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Marcus Keeley

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3 months

A handy explainer for anyone jetting off on a summer holiday.

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2 years

Today I went to “Around A Pound” in Armagh, so I did.

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2 months

If you ever find yourself in Antrim you can go to the castle gardens and that.

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5 months

Today I went to Heaton Park in Newcastle upon Tyne, so I did.

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3 months

Today I went to Glenveagh National Park, so I did.

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Marcus Keeley

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3 months

Was a bit sunny today, back to rain tomorrow. Perfect weather for visiting Carrickfergus Castle.

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Marcus Keeley

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3 months

Today I went to the abandoned church in Dunlewey, Donegal.

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Marcus Keeley

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1 year

Today I went to @fanadlighthouse , so I did.

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Marcus Keeley

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25 days

New tyres, new me.

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Marcus Keeley

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2 years

Today I went to McDonald’s, so I did.

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Marcus Keeley

@MarcusKeeley

9 months

Here’s me on The Poke. Thought there’d be more ice cream involved.

The Poke

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9 months

This fabulous tour of Belfast Airport’s smoking area is a minute and a bit very well spent (by @MarcusKeeley )

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1 year

@DaftLimmy My brain cannot identify whether that is a savoury or sweet item. Uncanny valley of food.

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7 months

I was on the TV earlier looking like a right scruffy bastard.

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Marcus Keeley

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1 year

Today I went to Botanic Palm House & Tropical Ravine, so I did.

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11 months

Sterling camera work as always for #LateLateToyShow .

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Marcus Keeley

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9 months

Airports are stressful, but there’s always the same one person or group of people you happen to see at each point during a visit absolutely FUCK up every step. Wrong bag drop, confused why 2L of Fanta can’t be brought through security, head caught in baggage carousel, etc.

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Marcus Keeley

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1 year

Hope we all have a great bank holiday today, and a wee reminder that it’s the last one until Christmas. That’s that fucked now, a cheeky four months until there’s any extra time off without dipping into your own pocket. It’ll be getting dark earlier soon too. Here anyway, enjoy.

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Marcus Keeley

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8 months

Time well spent.

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9 months

@joelpetey Ghostly figures welcoming you into purgatory.

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Marcus Keeley

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5 months

Nice to see @TimmyMallett going around Donegal. I did a much less informative video about @fanadlighthouse a while back.

Timmy Mallett

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The inspiration for Ireland's Fanad lighthouse was a shipwreck and a parrot. Here's the true story from 1811 #donegal

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1 year

That was some thunder and lightning there, quite the downpour, almost like a waterfall form the sky. Reminds me of the time I went and looked at one.

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Marcus Keeley

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1 year

When you’re socially awkward and try to strike up a conversation with someone who has a soft drink:

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11 months

Today I went to Croft Manor in Tomb Raider 3, so I did.

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3 years

@1030 He did. It was MGS4.

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2 years

Today I went to @Cex so I did.

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Marcus Keeley

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6 years

@SummerRay We had @timeguide come to our school to talk about eating sentient jelly babies. Also at one point was asked “did you invent texting on phones?” he said “uh well no, not directly” and the school applauded him as he told us to stop and sit down.

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Marcus Keeley

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2 months

Worth remembering that it’s important to take some “me time” and clear the mind every now and then.

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Marcus Keeley

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1 month

Best get a look at some local beauty spots before the weather gets even more turgid.

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Marcus Keeley

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4 years

I discussed the casting of Nathan Drake on the latest ep of @IF_Pod with @ryanhollinger and I was so bang on the money with Brendan Fraser in The Mummy there’s even the same blood stain on the sleeve.

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It’s nice to meet you, I’m Nate. #uncharted

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Marcus Keeley

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2 years

I can’t believe he’s there on stage with Paul McCartney! #glastonburyfestival2022

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Marcus Keeley

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1 year

Got a nice souvenir on day 1 of a trip to Liverpool at @MuseumLiverpool and not sure it’s getting topped tbh.

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Marcus Keeley

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3 years

When you’ve not hooked anyone and all four survivors are teabagging at the gate.

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Marcus Keeley

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9 months

Yes, I love commuting into the office to repeatedly show people like Alan how to convert a Word document to PDF.

BBC Breakfast

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Lord Alan Sugar explains why he's not a fan of WFH

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Marcus Keeley

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10 months

In coffee shop. Fella in front of me in the Q orders a flat white. Barista immediately asks me my order, and without meaning to, I briefly catch the eye of fella in front and reply “Flat white too”. Fella gives me odd look, barista is confused, I just smile into middle distance.

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Marcus Keeley

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2 years

For the last day in Disneyland I thought I’d go on a nice wee sedate Cars themed ride.

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Marcus Keeley

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3 years

This sequence is a prime example of how watching the #LateLateToyShow is an endurance sport. Tune out for the briefest of moments and you suddenly haven’t got a notion what’s going on.

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Marcus Keeley

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2 years

Today I went to @currys so I did.

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Marcus Keeley

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6 months

Just had a walk through Lady Dixon park there, and Wilmont House (featured in this TikTok from near 2 years ago) is still sadly left to rot. Not sure if @belfastcc has any current plans for it?

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Marcus Keeley

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3 years

Tubridy: And there’s one for everyone in the #LateLateToyShow audience! Me, not in the audience, at home:

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Marcus Keeley

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9 months

@MartinMooreMr If you get Speedy Boarding you can do the queue down the stairs bit for even longer!

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Marcus Keeley

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9 months

@GarethBurns18 I tried my best.

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Marcus Keeley

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1 year

@frank_broadcast High praise, cheers Frank! I've been out and about as much as the aul Weather Watching Camera!

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Marcus Keeley

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2 years

I went on an @easyJet flight, so I did.

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1 year

Today I went to @LittleAcornsBks , so I did.

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Marcus Keeley

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6 months

“Of course I know him, he’s me.”

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1 year

Today I went to The National Wax Museum in Dublin ( @waxmuseumplus ), so I did.

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2 years

Today I went to @bmstores so I did.

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4 years

Downing Street garden

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Marcus Keeley

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8 months

Your brain when you ruin your wee nephew’s communion do at the local social club by drunkenly dredging up family disputes.

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Marcus Keeley

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10 months

Merry Christmas and that.

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Marcus Keeley

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6 months

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