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Mando Bando🏚

@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

When you raw you raw

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Mando Bando🏚

@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

My student just told me it’s black history month and we should learn about real leaders like Chief Keef 😭

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

This the weather they got Jussie in.

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

And the tacos in Chicago are still better than LA.

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

I think Taina having the same energy for Ari is different than her reacting to her step father acting like be raising her younger sister when he isn’t. Apples and oranges people.

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

I feel like every child should visit Disney at least once.

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

It’s so funny that everybody thinks this was a young man lol. This was actually a young lady 😭

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

Congrats to everybody graduating college this weekend despite what ANYBODY says it’s a MAJOR accomplishment.

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

Chicago Twitter is really the place to be 😭

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

@GodDamnGram This really the funniest thing I’ve seen all day lol

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

@BranDothstein Facebook the funniest shit around g

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

August is going to be a GREAT month.

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

I really don’t think Future thinks about Ciara and Russell Wilson like y’all think he does.

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

This nigga used to beat the snot outta bitches and y’all talkin bout bitches ain’t shit. Man WATCH OUT!!

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@XXL

3 years

REPORT: Dr. Dre receives divorce papers at cemetery while his grandmother is laid to rest

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@Manda_Kelsey

1 year

Correct!

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@adashtra

1 year

I've been to New York, LA, and San Francisco multiple times now but this bitch, this bitch right here is the best city in America

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

@missmuffit_ @_yimika__ @RSpotlights Dead because same

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

@sweatsXstew Those bitches do not be hitting at all. Roll me to the backwoods lol

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

Imagine sitting up and watching a YouTube couple. Weirdos

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@Manda_Kelsey

8 years

Never weep for a nigga. Never weak for a nigga.

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

This is wild 🥴

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

Snoop yelling Oh Lord is the funniest shit ever

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

I said bitch you better not have any brothers!

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@CrimAbdulJabbar

6 years

real veterans remember these vids

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 months

Baby Tate said black Americans steal from Jamaican culture cause we drink Red Bull and sing Wayne Wonder in the club 😭😭😭

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@Manda_Kelsey

5 years

A lot of shit that used to mean a lot to me doesn’t even matter anymore

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@Manda_Kelsey

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

Imagine being born anywhere besides Chicago. Lameeee

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

@SheAintNoJadah I don’t know you but my heart aches for you. Praying for your strength.

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

I have never took a bitch number out a nigga phone and reached out to them on some Barbara this is Shirley type shit. You’ll always find out. No need to go searching.

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

Everybody hates Chris was WAY funnier than a lot of sitcoms

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@Manda_Kelsey

5 years

@thenettayvette @1p_a_t I screamed. Literally watched it 4 times for that part.

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

“Not you posed to be gangsta but salty bout the Hoe” just might be my favorite intro to a song 😭

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

Project Pat’s version >>>

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@fakeshoredrive

3 years

It’s still insane to me that Sony wouldn’t clear Three 6 Mafia to appear on the original version of this song. One of the biggest label fumbles ever. Yes they got their production credits but still...

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

@larryislegend “I can’t even fuck with Gunna no more”

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

@Incomparable_B Ready to steal some shit from Chicago like they always do 😩

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@Manda_Kelsey

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

Ming Lee really hid her entire pregnancy. The gossip sites didn’t even know she was pregnant.

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

Black Girls Smell Good was made for me.

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

@Bijanrsl @Cge_lahstacc @ClaireyBanks @Connectedd900 @GianniKennaye Lmfaoooo hating hard af!

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

You bitches are sad 😭

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@prettyyae

3 years

Idc who with him, when I want my man back I get him. Ya shift is over love😭✌🏾

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

I don’t want 1 signature scent. I want 60 signature scents. Mind y’all business.

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@avirgoworld

2 years

Unpopular opinion…perfume collections are a complete waste of money. Find your signature scent or two, and stick with it.

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@Manda_Kelsey

5 years

People kill me saying stuff like you couldn’t pay me to move back to Chicago whole time they’re from Richton Park or Homewood. Man BYE

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@Manda_Kelsey

1 year

@sweatsXstew Leave of absence has me yelling

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

@MatthewACherry My old school had a door decorating competition and a teacher did you and your book

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@Manda_Kelsey

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@Manda_Kelsey

11 months

@coldestwinters Yes!! I’ve been tuned in like I’m going to jail lol

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

Must be exhausting trying to pretend you’re happy.

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

“Aye my mama said fuck it nigga hit the streets and live” is one of my favorite beginnings to a verse.

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

$3000 apartments in Chicago are like $1500 in Houston.

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@Manda_Kelsey

5 years

Weaves are so annoying to me. I be ready to take it out in a week. It’s nothing like being able to touch your scalp 😭

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

@FatWolf88 Because I like variety and you can honestly never have too many options. Plus I base my fragrances off seasons so I’d rather have 5 picks for each season than 1 for each season.

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

Surviving Law Cannon has me yelling.

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

Lmao can y’all stop being funny for 5 minutes

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@WhyVeeES

3 years

People really are dying that never died before.

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

21 Savage does not have a bad verse.

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

Damn so they got video of the people fleeing from killing Zack Tv. Sad sad world we live in.

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

Come on now she posting this to get the heat off JT. Real friends 👯‍♀️

Yung Miami

@YungMiami305

4 years

If you never been pregnant that pussy garbage!!!!

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@Manda_Kelsey

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

Green grapes are better than purple.

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

@a_hitch32 Moo

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

@Yaqub234 @TMZ Rather get caught with it than without it.

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

It’s “I’ll show you better than I can tell you” season

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

@GodDamnGram Sophomores and a handful of juniors lol

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

1 like and I’ll submit my 2 weeks 😭

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

I’m really trying to be a better me

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

Teyanna Taylor announcing a farewell tour is the equivalent to when mfs get on Instagram saying it’s their last day being on there. Like yeah sure

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Mando Bando🏚

@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

Debatable. Sephora gives you a coupon to redeem a full sized bottle not no $25 off the purchase.

fragrance and foolishness

@Brieyonce

2 years

Did y’all know Dillard’s also has a fragrance sampler? The fragrance options look better than Sephora and Ulta tbh 🫢 & you get $25 towards a bull size bottle

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@Manda_Kelsey

5 years

If yo pussy was a class you’d be tardy! Cause you’re late!

#Justice4JelaniDay🕊

@ShavonMonae

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa?

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

I love the bottle so much 😍

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

Everything isn’t a subliminal

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@Manda_Kelsey

5 years

Every Leo I’ve ever met is a real hustler. They’ll find a way to make money. Male and female.

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

The nose behind Ariana Grande’s perfumes really put their feet in those fragrances.

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@Manda_Kelsey

9 years

Not bringing any of yesterday's problems into today. It's a new day and a start to a great week 😊😉

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

Continue to ask God for guidance and clarity on whatever path you decide to take. Everything will align in due time ✨

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

Daylights savings is Sunday. Spring byke!!

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

Got a reaaaaal plan. Tunnel vision

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

I don’t think Dr Miami or his “do you take EBT jokes” are funny.

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

Can we just not like something? Who said anything about being too good for it.

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

Canada Goose was really honestly a good investment. I’m 8 winters in with my jacket.

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@Manda_Kelsey

5 years

When is sweetest day? That made up Chicago ass shit 😭

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@Manda_Kelsey

5 years

Cold apple juice is so fye

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

Let’s go perfume and boot shopping!

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

Got accepted into my graduate program. I should erase my social media and just pop back up when I get my masters

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@Manda_Kelsey

1 year

@larryislegend She told him to shoot the guys girlfriend for laughing and when the son said no she tried to wrestle it out of his hand. TERRIBLE PARENT!

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

@rohangilkes @GftdGoddesses @NerdNomadMom Whew I’m ready to drop my cash app 😭. Congrats and good luck to you!

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@Manda_Kelsey

7 years

@tyrabanks And it was trash! What’s the purpose of a competition if you keep bringing the eliminated back?

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

@realstunnagirl What’s teaaaa? I knew Scottie was a fun girl

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@Manda_Kelsey

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

What’s the 20s lol

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@Sidney_Giselle

6 years

Remember at juke parties, mf used to hit the 40s and 20s in that bitch like 😂😂😂

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

I ain’t gon hold you but I always thought certain niggas who be kicking that womans empowerment shit be big time predators.

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@Manda_Kelsey

5 years

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was...

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

My seniors wanna follow me on Instagram so bad. Like honey I am a teacher by day and a drug dealer by night

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

I miss American Apparel

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

Asian Doll being from Texas and calling herself the queen of drill is hilarious.

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@Manda_Kelsey

6 years

Black people really be quick to down some shit though

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

Quavo a fuck nigga for this. Weak ass.

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_

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Quavo and Offset reportedly got into a fight backstage at the Grammys just before the Takeoff tribute Quavo reportedly blocked Offset from joining him on stage, which lead to the altercation

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@Manda_Kelsey

4 years

I don’t even know why I still have Snapchat. I check like 5 snaps and then I log off.

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@Manda_Kelsey

3 years

You ever had someone tell you they’re getting you something and they never give it to you? Lmaoooo like why offer lies 😕

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@Manda_Kelsey

2 years

@2MuchDotNETTE They are. I just saw a few people post that. Like wait huh?

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