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Dad to Alexander Archimedes Megatron, other ‘arf of Lord Simon Boys. Immortal Optical Consultant, Daughter of Kings, Adds welcome, Pan/Demi. 48yrs old.

Cirencester, England
Joined February 2022
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@MamaCat1976
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1 year
@ask_aubry I used to know an ADULT MALE who, at 26, informed me that vaginas are practically infinite. He refuted my claim that they were around 4-6” deep, and said that they just go on and on, ‘perhaps in some sort of spiral’. He accused me of knowing nothing about my body and was ADAMANT.
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@VorosTwins DA INCLUSIVITY 🖤🖤🖤
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@MamaCat1976
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8 months
@nosmokenomore She sounds like she’s reading straight from the ED how-to manual.
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@MamaCat1976
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9 months
@nosmokenomore I feel like Sutton is the most real housewife out of all of them!
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@MamaCat1976
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2 years
@MadBeefs The HAMMIEST, worst piece of acting, for me, was Rinna claiming that Kathy said “I’ll destroy Kyle and her family…if it’s the last thing I ever do.” Not only was she clearly lying, but nobody speaks like that unless they’re a Scooby-Doo villain.
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@MamaCat1976
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1 year
@cringepicture …and then all the crayons stood up and clapped.
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@MamaCat1976
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2 years
@ajmiko444 @yeaenee What POSSIBLE other reason could you have for doing that?
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@MamaCat1976
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1 year
@ltsisk @KeneAkers He has to otherwise he fits the trope of ‘angry black man’, next thing you know they’ll be saying ‘he came right at us’ and he’ll be on the ground with rounds in him.
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@MamaCat1976
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1 year
@WhereTrueLoveIs I’ve heard so many straight people call their babies ‘sexy’. It’s gross.
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@MamaCat1976
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11 months
@notcapnamerica I’ve had this fight so many times in the last few days. IF YOU LOOK AT A CHILD DANCING AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS ‘tHaTs sExUaL!!’ YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!!!
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@MamaCat1976
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1 year
@after700 @mhdksafa We can mourn that it isn’t, or celebrate it and work toward making it so.
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@MamaCat1976
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6 months
@MiffyAnn94 Ok trust an old lady on this - you can tell a lot about a man by how he gets on with the women in his family. I wish I’d known that thirty years and several toxic relationships ago.
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1 year
@Eugenia_Cooney Wow you guys. A rock. Is this a shell or a rock? Wow you guys - a big rock. Isn’t the beach awesome. Look you guys…rocks. Awesome. I didn’t expect to see those here today. Look guys - water. I didn’t expect to see any of that today.
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@MamaCat1976
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2 years
@ask_aubry When will people realise that the ones you have to worry about are NOT the drag or queer community, rather the straight, white ‘guy next door’. Overwhelmingly, predators look like this.
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2 years
@HelenaBrors @ask_aubry Thank you. I’m trying to yell that this isn’t ancient history and that there are still women campaigning for justice now. This ain’t ancient history.
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@MamaCat1976
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@archehistory @historyinmemes What’s ‘slightly plant based food’? Genuine question.
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4 months
@snottasg @nicholasdeorio ‘Lol’? Dude what’s wrong with you?
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4 months
@_just_lexi_ I’m glad someone’s focusing on the victim for once rather than the perpetrator.
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@MamaCat1976
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27 days
@broadwaybabyto My husband got Covid in hospital after living with COPD, diabetes, congestive heart failure and having had two strokes that left him like a toddler. He never had it once, UNTIL he went to hospital. He never recovered. He declined until he contracted sepsis & died within 12 hrs.
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@mhdksafa ….and then all the park benches stood up and clapped.
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@MamaCat1976
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8 months
@iSeeRacist ITS NOT TRANS PPL AND DRAG QUEENS! It’s the ‘harmless old man next door’, it’s your pastor, it’s the teacher!! THEY HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT, people!! You’re looking in the wrong direction for Christ’s sake!!
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@MamaCat1976
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2 years
@nocontextonlin @wildtiktokss It’s like your mother making Brussels sprouts at Xmas bEcAuSe iTs tRaDiTiOn when in fact they taste like a solidified fart.
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@AllAboutDaTea He’s not a ‘random driver’ though. Goes to show how Dorit sees staff. ‘The help’.
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8 months
@robertsepehr @crazyclipsonly Wait…what? What part of any of this interaction has anything to do with race?
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2 years
@ladbible The fact that we’re sat freezing in our homes bc universal credit is £251 a month, electricity is £150 a month and it costs £2/hr to put the central heating on - £25 a day if we want to stay warm. I’m sick to death of being cold.
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1 year
@Cringetopia_ She’s feeling herself…I’m ok with it! Good for her!
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1 year
@KeneAkers Is that the little boy whos mama joked that she was about to be broke because of how much he eats said ‘Daaaaang! You about to be broke? You got any cheese I can eat?’ 😂
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2 months
@ThyMemesterOfX @FightMate If he has family that sue. Hopefully he did.
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1 year
@ChrisCatalyst I’ll be honest - you were the main draw for me and my son. Guess we’ll just see you in a different guise. The universe opens a new door every time an old one closes…and it might not take you where you want to be, but it’ll take you where you need to be. Keep being you. 🏳️‍⚧️♥️
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2 years
@YusufCatStevens @nocontextfoodie Oh that baby has a warriors spirit. Look at the determination is his eyes. He was always going to survive.
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@conspiracynews_ @PicturesFoIder I think it’s more likely that she’s gone largely unchallenged for 20 yrs, she’s overcompensating for the fact that she wasn’t taken seriously for a large proportion of that time & she had to work twice as hard to get half the recognition. Her sexuality is irrelevant.
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@oratoba It’s because they are pushing the same narrative that they did about gay men in the 50/60s, that older gay men were responsible for younger gay men, predating on them and ‘turning’ them. They couldn’t comprehend that they might have birthed a gay child so tried to blame others.
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@nosmokenomore So SAY THAT. When Garcelle first asked, just say “We have stuff going on, it’s not been easy but it’s between us, thanks for your concern, that’s all I’m going to say.” instead or being all cryptic and leading everyone on this goose chase - she knows what she’s doing.
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1 year
@SpecsDelight Literal optician here. Terrible idea. Varifocals particularly are made to sit exactly over a certain position on the eye. This sort of adjustment could render them useless, distorting vision beyond use. If you are getting pressure marks, go back to your opticians for a refit. 😡
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@timecaptales But it’s Muslims that we have to pRoTeCt tHe cHiLdReN from right? 🙄
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4 months
@StephanieRiou All they’re doing is showing how utterly fragile the fandom is. He said one negative comment…and WHAT? It’s not going to affect anyone in the slightest. She won’t sell fewer records. If anyone in any fandom takes it to these levels of hatred and spite, they need to step back.
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@schuld_eth @InternetH0F Oof Bells Palsy isn’t fun. The good news is that it’s almost always a passing condition.
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1 year
@ask_aubry So…it doesn’t happen to males?
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@maddenifico The ‘Trump Bible’ is also MADE IN CHINA, has the Bill of Rights & the US Constitution in it, BUT IT OMITS AMENDMENTS 11-17. Go look them up & ask yourself why.
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@ask_aubry If you do a little research, this was still done on women right up until the 70s and 80s. Usually women with no autonomy like single mothers, those living in convent run homes etc. there’s a whole charity and law suit going to help women whose pelvis were sawn open w/o consent.
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@Health00810 @InternetH0F Except he doesn’t have to unless he’s going to question him. It’s not Hollywood.
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@curiositycreepy Pretty sure that’s an urban legend.
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1 year
@RainyMetal_ Kids are, and have always been, far safer at metal gigs than they ever have been at nightclubs. If a kid needed help, every metaller would pitch in. I’d rather my kid got lost at a metal gig than a supermarket. Best people ever (and I’ve done upward of about 300).
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@Cringetopia_ I think the implication might be that she’s….anaemic? That causes pale inner eyelids. I can only guess that’s what she means?
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@_MANDONNA_ @BravoTV EXACTLY! What do we do with malignancy? EXCISE IT. Teresa is the EPITOME of malignant, malevolent, insidious & if she had an IQ above room temperature, she could be dangerous. Her man’s FKIN FUSCHIA with predatory tendencies, GET. RID. Delores is a babe without Teresa’s presence!
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@TizzyEnt Oh ok so he just wears the shirt Bc he’s got nothing of any value going on in his life, is woefully insecure and wants people to believe he’s some kind of authority figure. FAIL.
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@ask_aubry Damage limitation, not genuine penitence. Partying doesn’t fundamentally alter your personality from ‘decent’ to ‘rapist’. You’re either a rapist or you aren’t. He is and it got exposed. He won’t stop being a rapist just because people found out - he’ll just be more careful.
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@carrico_sarah @ask_aubry I have no idea. The thing is, he wasn’t even belligerent or clearly just digging his heels in to score a point. He genuinely believed this with every part of himself. I was WRONG, and he KNEW it. He must have thought I had a housebrick up mine when I told him it had an end.
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@SomaKazima To say it’s ‘row’, rhyming with cow, is correct. We use it a lot in the UK to mean ‘argue or argument’ or ‘a cacophonous noise’, so ‘We just had a row over the washing up’ or ‘Wow - the neighbours are making a terrible row! So noisy!’
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@LuLCow1 A privileged white woman using the word ‘ghetto’? Careful Jen…
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3 years
@ladbible Me picking up a fork from the kitchen floor.
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1 year
@TizzyEnt Here’s the problem though - chances are it’s going to be kids, and is it right to publicise who those kids are and potentially cause them major problems when they aren’t the root of this behaviour? Racism and lack of empathy comes from home. Show the PARENTS faces.
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ANTI ZIONISM IS NOT ANTI SEMITISM
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Please DON'T hold Israel's actions against Jewish people! When the Western empire commits atrocities against Palestinians, they WANT to pin the blame on our Jewish friends! We WON'T fall for their bullshit! Don't EVER let the genociders drive a wedge between us! Watch this:
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@GorlWorldPod It’s not fat shaming in a culture whose people are raised to take responsibility for their own health. They see it as a novelty and something that only occurs from gluttony. Ppl like her are a spectacle - it’s completely normal for them to address her this way. It’s no more…
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@_MANDONNA_ I swear Luminous Louis is a different shade of magenta every time he shows up, which only really works on Dog the Bounty Hunter. With his piggy eyes and shocking pink head, he’s starting to look like a half burned match.
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@luhrixx Didn’t he also gang up with some other creators against an innocent man and accuse him of doing some pretty heinous stuff, almost ruining his career and then winding it back and ‘apologising’? It was the Australian kid, really nice YouTuber.
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1 year
@Cringetopia_ Oh leave her alone - she enjoying herself 😂 I kind of dig it 😂
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@TweetsForYou_p @wars Oh my god you don’t even see the irony of what you’re saying 😂
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@TizzyEnt That poor woman will never forgive herself. She thought she knew him. She thought he loved them both. Everything she knows has been ripped apart. The last thing she needs is speculation and judgement - this could happen to any of us. She’s lost everything 😔 I feel for her. 🖤
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@beauty2streetz Cigarette man is being so sweet…but she’s traumatised, & feeling guilty, & confused, & sad. She doesn’t need all these ppl telling her ‘What you need to do…’. She doesn’t want his ass beat, she just wants this all to go away. Give her time, and peace for a bit.
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@carrico_sarah @ask_aubry …and also a blatant way to announce that you literally have zero experience of, or proximity to, an actual vagina or, if you have, you’ve never reached the end of it. 😂 The lies we tell ourselves; “I don’t have a short penis! Vaginas are limitless!”
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@aschwortz @ask_aubry I’m almost picturing something akin to the middle ear….
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@ComradeJumico @ask_aubry I once mixed mine up with a ‘henge’ in SWEngland. I think I confused it w/the word ‘minge’, which led to a bit of a run in with a coach load of horrified pensioners, a nasty chill in my nethers & a run in with a National Trust official, although they did give me a season pass.
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@wegooupp @notcapnamerica I don’t…think…anyone is claiming to be…?
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1 year
@oldenoughtosay I named mine ‘ball’ and ‘instep’ because they’re two halves of one sole.
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@Majestic_Memes_ @InternetH0F Only if he’s going to question him. That’s whole ‘rights’ thing is a Hollywood fallacy.
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1 year
Yeah…we’re so scared of ‘the danger of the job’. Dude, we’re not scared we’ll lose you. We’re scared that you’ve made a living out of committing crimes and hiding behind the uniform. THATS why we don’t want you. FILM THE POLICE.
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Women need to stop being afraid of marrying cops because of how dangerous their jobs are. The men are suffering!
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@KarenFootage You want to charge up in someone’s face like that, they’re well within their right to defend that space. She pushed her away. She didn’t hit her, she responded to this Karen RUNNING up on her.
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2 years
@terzonacross Let me guess…then all the cups, straws and napkins stood up and clapped?😂
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1 year
@JCFights …and the mum goes straight to her man’s defence. Unbelievable.
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2 months
@lil_doza I’m far from religious but I’ll tell you this - Christian religious fundamentalists have harassed & insulted me WAY more often than any Muslim. I’ve learned SO much about Islam from Muslim acquaintances. It’s the Born Again lot that are the most condemning and judgemental.
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@deanhsjones @archehistory @historyinmemes Ah - that makes sense. Thanks for the context!
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@SMEIsTheBest How much do you have to hate the way you look to do this to yourself?? It’s so sad.
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1 year
@webtesting2 @InsaneRealitys That’s Australian my friend. British coppers tend to a) have British accents and b) wear British police uniforms.
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1 year
@blitztheumbreon @ask_aubry Someone else said that but sadly, no! I feel like he asked DaDa (what the family called the Patriarch) why he hadn’t reached the end and DaDa told him that it was because women have telescopic, infinite beaut snoots.
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1 year
@dewbugdrop It’s so boring. He was kicked out. It sad. He’s fine, he’s a professional. The end.
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@slater_paul This. This is what we long for as parents. The look of pride on his face is heart wrenching. My sons 22 & I still relish that look. Every time he aces an interview, goes above & beyond in a task, makes me dinner, ANYTHING that gains positive reinforcement, we do it for this.♥️
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@AntiquarianMuse Oh he’s too old to get it up so he’s mad at the world. Got it. Guaranteed this isn’t a one off.
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@JebraFaushay Funny how those who object to the existence/equality of trans people tend to FLOCK to trans ally/advocating posts, just to make sure strangers know what they think. 😂 It’s not too far removed from militant veganism. Guaranteed if I don’t like something, I don’t seek it out.
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2 years
@mariana057 @squirlkit The sheer number of people who don’t g et this makes me feel pensionable.
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@beauty2streetz They’re ALWAYS sorry once there are repercussions or their situation is threatened. They’ll manipulate even the SMARTEST people. Please watch over Mercedes and keep her safe. 🖤
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@StuffKSaid SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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@EsheruKwaku These are the same people the British government are saying are ‘fit for work’. One lady had weeks to live from terminal cancer and the govt said she could do ‘phone work’. Gross. They’re out to eliminate the poor, sick and disabled. Legalised eugenics.
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@theadammcintyre Regulations are so strict here in the UK that if you collect cash (say, coins in a bucket) at the end of the day the container has to be opened, the money has to be counted and it all has to be documented to the last penny IN FRONT OF WITNESSES. At EVERY stage.
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@MichaelBePetty Wifeys face when Amberlynn looks her dead in the face and says that a twenty minute car journey is responsible for her 12 pound weight gain and not the extra 7,000 calories she’s eaten every day for the last week.
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@chxrliegold I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING FUNNY AND THEN REALISED HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT 😱😂😂😂
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@GerryKeogh_ Neither of them are reacting in a way you’d expect - if that was my child they’d have to sedate me; I’d be inconsolable. Literally sectionable, hysterical, freaking out. Even if it was my other half, I’d be in pieces. I wouldn’t be able to talk calmly about it even days later 🤔
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@TizzyEnt I’m in the UK and this even enrages us. We (generally) can’t believe that links between gun ownership & needless deaths are OBVIOUS, yet many ppl say ‘the answer is MORE GUNS!’ You can buy bulletproof backpacks, classrooms have drills preparing for it…it’s scary enough being a…
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@Eugenia_Cooney ROCKS - YOU CAN ACTUALLY PICK THEM UP!!!
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1 year
@GorlWorld_Br Nobody’s falling for the victim vids and the sadfishing any more. Not after the way you abused all your exes. Not after you blamed Becky for your cancer. Not after you said you’d be 300lbs if Wipey had been your GF instead of Becky (that didn’t pan out did it?) ITS AN ACT.
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@PHD_Skyla @starrmutt Yet there ARE plenty of trans people who don’t hate their bodies, aren’t dysmorphic or dysphoric and who don’t want hormone therapy. Stating that is no different to stating that one DOES need it. How does someone stating their wants prevent anyone from accessing hormone therapy?
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@paulsla1539372 Good for her. She actually looks bloody good! Just goes to show it wasn’t all makeup and camera angles - she’s beautiful without it all.
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@Kwajotweneboa They said due to being unable to afford a 30% rent increase, I’d be deemed to have made myself homeless, my child would go into care and I’d be on the streets. They categorically told me they wouldn’t help me. Strangers were consoling me as I was crying so hard. I was terrified.
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@alex_is_shook I want to believe that he’s actually hatching a plot to save her, by gradually gaining her trust and deprogramming her from Debs control. The ‘trespasser’ thing was to convince them he can be trusted with her safety. I WANT to believe that.
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2 months
@AneThrope ‘Relax and give my mental health a break’ - AS OPPOSED TO WHAT??? All she’s done is nip to the shop since she’s been there! How much more ‘relaxing’ can you do??
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@PeetzofShit She can’t be that ill - there’s clearly nothing wrong with her appetite.
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