Simon @MalkyDungeon Twitter profile

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Simon

9 years

when you just want to get home with no bullshit but you know a fuckin magical riddle is about to be sprung on you http://t.co/YoMKag0pii

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I just saw something very important

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5 months

chilling under these is why Gnomes have no hate in their heart

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The incredible view of the underside of a mushroom cap [📷 Isabelle Soule]

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When you make aalittle thing with clay be proud

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7 years

Ever wonder what the fuck went down exactly in the Middle Ages

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7 years

The boys coming back into town

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2 years

Fucken .... in this mad foggy Yoker place right ... ma deid wife seyin she wants tae see me ... fucks that aw aboot ...

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8 years

RT if you agree

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@MalkyDungeon

4 years

New mouse just dropped

New species of aquatic mice discovered, cousins of one of the world's rarest mammals

Ninety-three years ago, a scientist trapped a mouse in a stream in Ethiopia. Of all the mice, rats, and gerbils in Africa, it stood out as the one most adapted for living in water, with water-resis...

phys.org

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2 years

Wow this blew up here’s a crow that sometimes follows me around have a great weekend

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7 years

Blessed image

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8 years

im banky

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5 years

This is every single brand on twitter no exceptions

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Watching The Ring video on this so when the girl comes out she breaks her neck

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8 years

My Twitter bio was too long so I'm putting it here

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3 years

The eyes of God

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7 years

Still Thinking about the greatest game of all time

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5 years

Fuckin hell

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7 years

👏 let 👏 superman 👏 have 👏 a 👏 moustache 👏

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5 years

Tired: GoT Inspired: the Soviet Hobbit movie

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8 years

My weekend plans

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8 years

Take care of each other

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3 months

These are the guys that appear in your replies if you complain about food prices in Britain

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been told by someone at parliament that the transphobic activist who flashed her breasts and genitals at children after the reform passed was JK Rowling's friend Elaine Miller aka GussieGrips

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In the Scots leid a crow is called a corbie there’s a famous auld balled called the twa corbies that I like a lot

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3 years

Corbie report: this fella has started following me around

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i saw something important today

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4 years

@3liza @rievaulx_ Sorry this medieval poem proves otherw- oh Oh

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7 years

Flat earth confirmed

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7 years

Norse sagas are fucking incredible

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4 years

The fellas helping me outside when containment is finally ended

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Simon

@MalkyDungeon

9 years

Rt if you're a cute tiny frog patiently waiting for humans to destroy themselves over capitalism so you can take over http://t.co/Q7j2oNosmc

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3 years

Wow this blew up check out this photo and have a great weekend x

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6 months

Me to all the blue tick accounts that make rent money from posting fash outrage bait

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7 years

Do rich people actually have any sense of morality like at all? It's like looking at an alien species

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@MalkyDungeon

6 years

Fenrir Fenrir Yes papa Eating the sun? No papa Telling lies? No papa Open your jaws Ha ha ha! Black become the sun's beams in the summers that follow, weathers all treacherous. Do you still seek to know?

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10 months

what Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin looked like to the rest of the Shire after returning home from the War of the ring

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5 years

Went to a RSPB nature reserve and saw the greatest poem ever written

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8 years

Cursed image

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7 years

When yer trying tae cheer up the lads wae yer tweets but they're overcome wae an intense melancholy

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5 years

Wonder how they’ll be celebrating

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Simon

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2 years

This is what real movies should go back to being like imo

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@DailySquibs

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DEAD HEAT (Goldblatt, 1988)

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3 years

It looks cool as fuck it’s literally just vibing

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3 years

So it turns out Barnacles are terrifying.

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5 months

wow this blew up check out this drawing i made taken directly from real life

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3 years

Imagining a return to tradition account but for doing stuff like this

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Simon

@MalkyDungeon

5 years

A new opportunity has arisen lads

LOTR are looking for 'extremely hairy' and 'unusual' people to play orcs

Do you know someone under 5ft or over 6ft 5?

www.edinburghlive.co.uk

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Simon

@MalkyDungeon

7 years

Nazi cunt: Vikings are pure aryan warriors Me in reality: they were Muslim cheese mongers

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@MalkyDungeon

7 years

When I make terrible tweets all the time but still have followers

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@MalkyDungeon

5 months

this is what ai art and its pathetic followers grasp for but will never understand - the joy of drawing shit like this with your own god carved hands ... the wu tang secret

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@PhillipBankss

6 years

ko-fi req: "I would like to request Vegeta eating an order of Blazin hot wings at Buffalo Wild Wings because he heard that Kakarot can easily eat them but hes clearly having trouble eating them but he wont stop because of his Saiyan pride and has this really intensely angry face"

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Simon

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5 years

I fucking love it when runes are seen as this unknowable mystical thing then you buy a book about Viking inscriptions and most of them are just someone's name or a comb that has the word comb carved on it

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@MalkyDungeon

2 years

Future generations are going to look at this shit with the same distance of horror as the concept of people getting their heart ripped out atop a pyramid

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@MalkyDungeon

9 years

http://t.co/jnqudHHoMJ

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@MalkyDungeon

3 years

Bird report: a Wagtail is considering joining DEVO

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3 years

I feel particularly called out by Odin on this

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@MalkyDungeon

4 years

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

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@MalkyDungeon

9 years

Bae: come over Me: I can't I'm stuck in a feudal contract Bae: the Black Death will cause mass class upheaval Me: http://t.co/PGkbZSEZlF

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Simon

@MalkyDungeon

9 years

selfies are so f**kin indulgent ugh *looks at centuries old gigantic portrait some fucked up aristocrat paid a fortune for * nice nice

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7 years

RT if you agree

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3 months

I don’t think the prequels are good movies but George Lucas’s personal weirdness is infinitely more interesting to watch than disneys patchwork of committee insecurities

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@Variety

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Once deemed a colossal disappointment, "The Phantom Menace" is now the most viewed "Star Wars" movie on Disney+ worldwide, according to multiple sources. Read how the film has aged 25 years after its release here:

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3 years

@bombsfall

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3 years

Me and the fellas trying to understand how a zoom call works

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4 years

Seeing this happen over and over in every state Real piss in the face having to go through this and then get told the youth vote don’t show up

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@AbshirMSP

4 years

Polls are officially closed in Michigan, but the East Lansing city clerks office is still packed with students who have been waiting on average 3 hours to vote. This is what the line currently looks like. Btw most of these people are voting for @BernieSanders . #MichiganPrimary

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5 years

Anyone fancy a movie night

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3 years

its hard to read early medieval christian law codes, century after century of people being punished for venerating trees or nature spirits and not seeing a connection between that and western civs fucked up attitudes towards the environment

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@MalkyDungeon

5 years

Not that how the soviets handled Chernobyl shouldn't be critiqued but it's weird people using the tv show to dunk on it when a world wide man made extinction level collapse is unfolding right now and largely ignored by the western ruling class

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2 years

Some of yall need to hear this ...

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4 years

You ever try and imagine what the actual inner life of a person who lives like this must be like? It’s like science fiction, I’m trying to understand an alien species, lovecraft unsettles me less than this

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anyone who works in customer service should be able to fist fight customers

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3 years

Does anyone see an increase in this type of patter and wonder if it’s a psyop? It just seems so fuckin ... odd?

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7 years

Mass effect andromeda (2017)

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4 years

ma fave star trek character ....

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8 years

I feel like I've been living in some sort of feverish dream world ever since I first laid eyes this

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No one: ..... Kronos: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🥔 | | 😑😑😑 / | 😑😑 / | / | |

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Simon

@MalkyDungeon

4 years

the replies to the Scots word of the day can be such a pot luck 1 tweet will have a genuinely interesting discussion of a words root and then another tweet will have supposedly grown men having a tantrum like they’ve just been press ganged to learn their own countries language

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cannae see whats wrong with it personally?

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@plastiboo

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When you’re being mean to me this is whore you’re being mean to

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Here's my initial speculative drawing of the Govanie man, a find discovered at Govan Old yesterday!

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5 years

You ever just think about fashion in 16th century Ireland

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If you’re out there assuming Gnomes are evil and malignant creatures that's because you approached the Gnome with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt.

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6 years

If Easter isn't a pagan festival then explain this:

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I work in Asgard every time a trump supporter comes to enter Valhöll I tell Odin they died a straw death as an oathbreaker and they get sent straight to Niflhel to be devoured by Níðhöggr

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4 years

This is where I get me tweets from

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4 years

Watching a hing about Pompeii and they’ve blurred oot aw the tits and nobs which threw me aff like are they scared some cunts gonnae start cranking it tae a five second clip of a weathered fresco

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8 years

The bee movie but it's the singularity

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3 years

If I see anyone make fun of this pigeon I’m unfollowing them they’re doing their best

Nick Chiappini 🏳️‍🌈🥥🌴

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Whenever I mess up an experiment I just think of what a pigeon considers a successful nest

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3 years

Still creeped out by this

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@mossacannibalis

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Strong no homo

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I love how consistently with concept art for Disney or other western animation studios it’s like right we’ve got all the interesting designs out of system, now we may begin …

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Early Elsa concept art by Claire Keane for Frozen (2013), dir. Jennifer Lee and Chris Buck, Walt Disney Animation Studios

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