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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

7 months

Once we get this to 95% we've officially won this round of monopoly against the poors $SPX $SPY $QQQ

Lyn Alden

@LynAldenContact

7 months

92.5% of equities are held by the top 10% wealthiest Americans. A record high concentration.

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

4 months

This guy wouldn't know a proper few if it fewed him right in the face

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

If $SPX closes above 4540 between now and mid December I'll retire from market making and delete my account

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

2 years

Poors, this is the top today. I'm not even fooling this time.

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 years

I still chuckle about when we came up with the term "brokerage account" for poors who trade options. We clearly named them after the "broke" and "rage" they experience after we actively wreck their positions every week. $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 month

For those looking to catch the next big move down, just know we've pulled up the ladder behind us and this is the last cycle before we head to our luxury doomsday shelters, which you won't have an opportunity to build. $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

8 months

Fidelity: "you're not balls deep long here?"

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

Poors, I need to take a step back from market making for a while here at SPY 438 QQQ 365. Morally speaking, I can't sell put options to poors that have a decent chance of being profitable in the coming weeks. I'll leave it to the other market makers to commit these atrocities

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

8 months

Doom tomorrow btw

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

"I just start collecting premium. Like a magnet. Just take. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a market maker, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the broke-rage account. You can do anything you want." $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

Poors, I'm going to open a short position this week and show you all how it's done

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

6 months

By that he means us wealthiest 10% who own 92.5% of all stocks will be richer and have more $SPX $SPY $QQQ

unusual_whales

@unusual_whales

6 months

Bill Gates says AI is the biggest productivity advance in our lifetime. “The world will be richer, work less and have more."

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 months

Dipping my toes in the dirty water at the poors' homeless put option buyer camp here... planning to organize another offensive against the short vol gated community up the road again later this week

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

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@MakerWaddles

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

Few understand this $AAPL product will allow us to more easily differentiate between poors and non-poors in public. They should charge more tbh

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

4 months

I'll see you guys Monday for the bullish war announcements

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

Really has that "never going down, ever again" look, doesn't it

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

10 months

"Sir, he just surpassed 1,000 followers."

Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

I'll celebrate 1,000 followers by crashing the market, kinda like spiking the football, you know?

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

How do you guys like all the organic price discovery this week? $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

7 months

Who wants 2024 predictions directly from a real live market maker

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

5 months

@realBearish "Wine into water? Watch me turn these napkins into 500k"

Mr. Sound Dobad

@SoundDobad

5 months

100 likes and I send him a drink and tell the waiter to say it’s from the retards.

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 months

If we get $SPX ~5150 next week, I will share my trading strategy for a couple days. After taking so much call and put option premium from the poors, it's time I give back a little

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

It's a meme market. Don't even act like this won't play out $TSLA

Trading Volatility

@TradeVolatility

9 months

Bad news for $TSLA shareholders as the stock is completing the Cybertruck chart pattern.

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

I've decided to join the ranks of the poors with a short position of 1/3 size. The remainder may or may not be added later this week. VIX calls 28 dte, QQQ puts 17 dte, SPX puts 7 dte, NDX credit spreads 0 dte. I won't intimidate anyone by sharing my size (yuge).

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 months

Pre-few.

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

4 months

It's anti-semitism if you short $SPX

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

5 months

My private jet is on standby for a quick visit to the poors' homeless put option buyer camp next week. Might not make it there til late Monday or Tuesday but we'll see

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

2 years

A quick message to all the poors buying the $SPY 400c expiring today: I'm watching you. $SPX $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

11 months

Put option buyers have a good shot at being able to afford some basic amenities soon

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@MakerWaddles

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

5 months

Few understand his account has always been an AI account designed to convince people to donate put option premium to us

Lob Wedge Cap

@vader7x

5 months

Market science

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

No incentive for me to ram $QQQ any higher today. I've collected all of the put option premium. All of it.

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

4 months

I have it on good authority that CPI was leaked early today but then unleaked here at the close $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 months

@ShaykhSulaiman @netanyahu US taxpayer here. I want my money back

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

Rumor has it the put option buyer homeless camp almost has enough funding to upgrade to a trailer park. I'm going to be forced to intervene this afternoon

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

2 years

Spotted: poors playing the 0 DTE call and put options they bought from me today $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

2 years

Poors, please buy 0 DTE call options from me on this dip $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

2 years

I'm gonna rug $ARKK to low 20s before this year is through

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 months

Could be some put option premium left to collect into tomorrow but I suspect later this week I'll be heading over for another stay at the poors' homeless put option buyer camp. Hearing they've got running water and plumbing now so it'll be quite nice.

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

6 months

We need an emergency $AAPL upgrade and PT increase to keep this tech rally on track tomorrow $ES $NQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

I'm already consulting on future headlines which will assign blame for the pullback to poors for playing with too many 0 DTEs

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

It's sad when a market maker closes out the day red. The poors never bother to ask "what's the matter sir, you've barely touched your put option premium?"

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

@jimcramer @SaraEisen Jim, should I take my money out of $SIVB? It won't let me sell for some reason. Can you help?

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 months

Alright someone blew up lmao $GME

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

8 months

As you can see based on $QQQ top holdings today we've just stopped calculating the priced based on its components all together. Easier this way to line up the daily opex pin

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

2 months

"Frustration sets in on Wall Street as the $NVDA weekly 1200c still aren't in the money." - CNBC

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

8 months

This market maker is placing bearish bets with Feb-Mar exp options for a forbidden pullback sometime between now and end of day thurs

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

4 months

I suppose you guys wanna know when I'm heading back for a brief stay at the poors' homeless put option buyer camp

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

Kang

@thuhkang

9 months

POWELL HAS ACHIEVED THE SOFT LANDING - CRAMER

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

8 months

Tomorrow CNBC headline: Stocks higher as investors "gear up" for Santa rally $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

2 years

We did it together! Selling options is lucrative, especially when we decide what price a security trades at when it matters $SPX $SPY $QQQ

Citadel

@Citadel

2 years

Our firm has been recognized as the #1 most profitable hedge fund manager of all time. Congratulations to our teams for this extraordinary accomplishment!

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

Going to rug $MSTR soon... will keep you all updated

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

7 months

Premium subscribers know I've been waiting a long time to few this. $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

Uh oh. Phantom print. That means I'll be investigating $QQQ 315 later this year

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 months

$VIX under 13. The good guys won again today.

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 months

I'll show you guys a $BTC halving later this year

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

3 months

BREAKING: Bitcoin halving is now officially complete

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

10 months

Bottom. Few.

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

Don't forget Mondays are automatically bullish $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

Keep buying 0 DTE $QQQ put options from me today and see what happens

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

6 months

Hardly any tech gains today... I'd say this calls for a relief rally tomorrow $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

4 months

Alright truly spending the holiday weekend at the poors' homeless put option buyer camp this time. I'm bringing trebuchet blueprints so we can plan an offensive against the short vol gated community up the road. It could take into early next week to finish construction 1/2

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 month

Don't forget, in about an hour Powell will be speaking and announce which strike 0 DTE lotto calls he'll be picking up today. $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

4 months

I know, I know. Now I'm just showing off. $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

5 months

Unconfirmed but hearing rumor $NVDA has some kind of AI conference this week. Best get some call options before the media picks up on it $SMCI $AVGO

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

8 months

*shrugs* Good thing nothing matters

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

10 months

I decided to add the X/Twitter tip option. This MM will never charge a sub. If you ever find yourself looking to avoid brokerage fees on your call/put option losses, you'll be able to just give the money to me directly and it'll show that my ongoing market making is appreciated

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

This counts as a $QQQ red day which means a relief rally is in order tomorrow

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

14 days

As a market maker I can say the fact that $BTC isn't red means this isn't a serious drop. Still plenty of cash sloshing around in the system. $SPX $SPY

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

10 months

That'll show those poors

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

Let's just say I've dipped my toe in the water at the poors' put option buyers homeless camp. The water is rather dirty, probably mostly urine but if things keep up like this I'll have both feet in early to mid next week

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

11 months

You know $TLRY is going to 4.20 for meme purposes. Don't fight it

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

10 months

For the record, I do not endorse the YOLOing of 0 DTEs today

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

1 year

Sometimes I think about ending it all (the bull market)

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

6 months

Seems like a good spot to scoop up some $META for your clients here at 478

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 months

How'd you manage to retire at 30? "Well this guy tweeted a meme which caused the weekly shitcalls I've been buying for the last three years to go up 1,000x in value and it was then I knew all of my hard work paid off. My family was set for life."

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

9 months

The rumor is true. Ken was tired of me spilling the beans/gloating and saw an opportunity. It shouldn't take a market maker to point out the various coincidences designed to take your money. Remember, I'll always be here, even if doesn't seem like it (it'll seem like it). 1/2

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

6 months

Glad we got the once annual red day out of the way today. $SPX $SPY $QQQ

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

3 months

Just took delivery today. Thanks @elonmusk

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

5 months

Unfortunately the market is close to a near term top since all mega caps have exhausted their meme numbers. $MSFT took out 420.69, we could see a $NVDA 420x2. Other than that what's the point in even bidding here? $SPX $SPY

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

2 years

It's no coincidence $ES $SPX $SPY has gone exactly nowhere since I joined twitter in May 2021.

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

6 months

Prudent to still hang on to a few $NVDA $SMCI call options here for the analyst upgrades and price target increases tomorrow morning

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Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

8 months

Few. $QQQ

Waddles The Market Maker

@MakerWaddles

8 months

As you can see based on $QQQ top holdings today we've just stopped calculating the priced based on its components all together. Easier this way to line up the daily opex pin

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