𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊  @Makaveli_255 Twitter profile

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

1 year

“By the time you realize that your father was right, you will have a son who thinks that you’re wrong”

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Siku mkimjua aliyeko nyuma ya Vunjabei itakuaje?😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

1 year

Kuna watu wana dhambi dah😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

#Karume plug wetu wa viatu huyu💔. Asee

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Apartments zipo tupu aloo

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Ukiwa masikini shida zinakufata zenyewe😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Siku account yangu ya bank imefikisha 1M nilikua napita asubuhi na mchana kuhakikisha kama bank ipo😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Mtoto wa kiume unakuaje mtu wa Tanga?

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Twitter ni kama familia, licha kuwa na followers wachache ila nashukuru ninapata wateja wengi sana kutoka kwenye hii platform. I can’t thank you enough. ASANTENI SANA KWA KUNIAMINI!

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Oya mama anamuita Gwajima, Gwajiboy? Aaah so aliona?😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Vijana tuwe na heshima tunapoona mtu kampost mke/mume au hata mtoto wake, swala la hana tako, miguu membamba au kibonge sio sahihi, kama post hujaipenda we ipite kuliko kudhihaki watu wasio na hatia.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Hapo umeme umeisha afu ukute ni zamu ya Wakazi kununua. Mnaeza bishana hadi TANESCO waamue kuwapa token za bure

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 months

Msanii yeyote wa Tanzania akiugua akaomba kuchangiwa jibu letu kwa pamoja liwe “kaombe Kenya”

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

😂😂😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Kitu gani umeshindwa kabisa kula? Mimi maini😶‍🌫️

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Huyu ndo mchezaji alinifanya niipende Liverpool. Seen him 2008 kwenye Euro finals. Happy birthday Fernando Torres-el ninò

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Mtu unavaa mikanda ya mr Bright pale Sinza Mugabe afu unataka Forbes wakuzingatie? Acha utani faza

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Mentality ya “kujuana” inafanya mtu hata akiona tangazo la kazi mahali analipuuzia maana anajua hata aki apply chance ya kupata ni close to impossible. Corrupt system imefanya watu wakose imani na system ya ajira hapa nyumbani.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Punguza motivation, we know life is not easy. Wewe sema unatoa wapi pesa tuendelee😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Bongo hakuna system ya kuchukua kitu mfano pale LG ya Mlimani afu wakawa wanakata hela kwenye kadi kila mwezi? Kutoa 3M cash kwa TV tu inauma.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Wakati tunafanya starehe tukumbuke na tunapokaa jamani, unaspend big nguo zako zinakaa kwenye shangazi kaja😀

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

1 year

Hizi ni dharau

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 months

Wewe unakua waziri miaka mitatu hakuna initiative yeyote uliyoanzisha kusaidia vijana kujiajiri mitandaoni, watu wamekosa kazi kisa PayPal haifanyi kazi bongo unatuhadaa na picha za juu ya minara ka kunguru. Muhuni tu

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Money didn’t change them, you didn’t call or text when they were broke. Remember that also!

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

8 months

Badala academy ikajengwe Morogoro mmeenda kuijenga Tanga, yani umvue mtanga shanga umvishe njumu?

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Shoutout kwa ndugu zetu wa mkoani wanaotuagiza vitu Kariakoo afu, 1. Hawatumi hela na gharama za kutoa 2. Hawatumi nauli 3. Wanakulazimisha uende na daladala 4. Ukiwaambia uko busy wanakulaani TUNAWAPENDA SANA

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Wabongo hatujali sana kuhusu brand, utakuta nyumba ina jiko la Bruhm, fridge hisense, sound bar LG, A/C Von yani brand zote ndani ya nyumba moja😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Hivi kuna msanii Africa mwenye hit song nyingi zaidi ya Davido?

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Punguzeni filter, tunataka kuoa!

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

4 years

Idriss kwa kuanzisha projects na kuziachia njiani hajambo.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Kumbe lack of capital ilikua point strong hivi?

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Ukitaka upate engagements na wewe engage kwenye tweets za wenzako ndo formulae hiyo.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

4 years

Harmonize anapotea kwenye game mdogo mdogo kuna watu hawakuumbwa kuwa maboss at all.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Maharage from 2500-3500 halafu mh waziri anasema ni ongezeko dogo? sh.900 kwenye kilo ni ongezeko dogo?😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Married man anamwambia dem “yani nakupenda kuliko hata mke wangu, kwanza nahisi aliniloga yule” watu watachomwa vibaya nyie😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Mtu unakaa Tabata unatamani ukutane na Rotimi? Yupi? Hebu jibu msg za Jalilu anti😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Make sure you have a supporting partner. Hata kama hana hela awepo tu emotionally!

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Jezi imeenda photoshoot beach kama bikini

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Arusha raha sana. Imagine mbavu nzima ya mbuzi ni 5k tu😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Kingai kapanda vyeo viwili ndani ya week. Ridhki ni fumbo

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Mtu analipwa 12ml kwa mwezi afu bado anajengewa nyumba? 😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Wahaya wananunua tshit moja ya Pollo wanavaa hadi farasi anakufa.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

18 days

Kelele tulizopiga leo si mnaona wameshtuka? Kura nazo tupige kwa wingi namna hii hatutatoka kapa, nasema haya kwasababu nimewahi kusimamia zoezi la upigaji kura najua joto lake pale ambapo mgombea habebeki, so please tusiache kupiga kura ndugu zangu.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Mimi ni muumini wa kuenjoy every moment. Kama ni birthday, kitchen party, graduation au hata ka achievement kadogo just celebrate to the fullest, tunatafuta kwa jasho sana wakati mwingine kwa masimango sasa unapofanikiwa kwanini usifurahie matunda!

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

4 years

Sijawahi kuongea na mzee wangu dakika tano, ikizidi sana ni dakika moja😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Israel ndo linaitwaga taifa la Mungu? Why are they killing innocent Palestines?

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Wanawake mna raha, unaharibu simu unajinunisha tunanunua nyingine.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Denge: mmmh tutafika kweli? Coco: kama nakuendesha wewe mtu mzima na O yako ndo nishindwe Raum?

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Binafsi naona Mwaisa anachekesha fresh tu au nyie lazima comedian awe anauza biryani?

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Ngoma ya Harmonize haipo Apple music hadi saivi. Acha Mondi akimbize tu.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Huu uzi unaenda nao ukweni kabisa.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 months

Nchi haiishi vituko hii😅😅

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Nimepiga mchemsho wa kuku wa kienyeji hapa na nimetulia ingekua mwingine angetangaza😎

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Nimepishana na Hancy Machemba kashikilia steering ya gari kama anataka kuung’oa

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

11 months

Hii nchi kama ina rais kweli tutaona siku ya uzinduzi, haiwezekani mtu achukue nusu ya jengo zima na kuacha machinga waliokua hapa mwanzo hawana frame.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Mwanaume kumsalimia mwanaume mwenzake “mambo” ni weird kiaina😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Yani Rayvany aimbe bila kutaja chakula? 😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

China walipoongeza kodi walisema specifically inaenda kufanya nini. Mwigulu ye anasema ni kuichangia serikali, wote tunaona viongozi wanavoishi maisha ya anasa, magari mazuri, watoto wao wapo private schools. Uzalendo wametuachia wananchi wakati wao wanatumbua mali za umma tu

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Tanga, 1. Anaeomba anatuma mtu amuombee 2. Umeme unakatika club 3. Roundabout nyingi kuliko magari 4. Nauli ya boda haizidi buku 5. M-pesa mwisho kutoa 40,000 ukizidisha unasign kwenye kitabu

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Baby wako anaweza kukubusu mkiwa public? Au ndo atakubusu kwa uoga kama anabusu pasi!

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Tafuta pesa wewe sio mwembamba ni njaa tu,

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

5 months

Wazazi wa huyu binti wana faida sana.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

4 years

Vijana wanakufa sana. What’s wrong?

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Kuna mtu kasema kaburi lipigwe pingu😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

1 year

Unalipa kodi bandarini, unalipa kodi dukani, unalipa kodi store,unalipa kodi ya bango, unatakiwa uwe na delivery note. ukifanya transfer unakatwa kodi za kielekroniki, nyumbani unalea mtoto sio wako, ndugu anakuja kukusalimia anahamia kabisa. Ukifikisha miaka 50 niite mbwa

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Okaay nimelala giza since Jumamosi fundi kuja anakuta ulitrip tu😂😂 nimejiona useless sana.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Unapata kazi kisela unaanza bwekea maboss😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Harmonize anaweza cost career yake kisa his mediocracy!

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Ila ule mkwara wa yule mwana nikajua hii vita itakua ndefu sana na yakusisimua, kumbe mavi matupu😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

Tabata unaagiza chakula online dereva analeta na baiskeli akifika inabidi ule nae ili apate nguvu ya kurudi.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

2 years

I live for moments like this #Makman

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Show ya Mondi kwenye GRAMMY’s jana ni kali. Man ni entertainer

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Afu madem dark skinned wakipaka red lipstick hukaa kama indicator ya battery low😒

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Utaratibu ni uleule screenshot kwanza ndo usome. Haya Etoo na wapopo wapi na wapi? Bado Roger Milla😂😂

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Hakuna cha fake friends, it’s either hulipi madeni za watu, hupendi kuambiwa ukweli, unasengenya wenzako ama unapenda vitu vya bure

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Mtu mnaheshimiana vizuri tu kumbe anakaa Tabata😎

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Mange ni mshamba

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Nahisi feeling nzuri ni kuwa na familia afu ukaweza kuihudumia vizuri.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

5 months

Biashara nyingi duniani hufa kwa kukosa wateja ila kwenye DART ni tofauti, kampuni inakufa kwasababu ya kuzidiwa na wateja.

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𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊 

@Makaveli_255

3 years

Do you say hi to your aunties ama unasaidia wazazi kubeba chuki?😃

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@Makaveli_255

1 year

Hili ni Calvert linalotegemewa kupunguza madhara ya mvua kubwa. Na lipo mjini kabisa😂

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@Makaveli_255

2 years

Huyu fundi nilimwambia mimi mkorofi akawa anacheka, haya ngoja akae lupango kidogo hadi weekend ndo atoke.

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@Makaveli_255

2 years

Twitter ni nzuri sana kama ukipata watu wa ku-interact na wewe!

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@Makaveli_255

3 years

Kwa sisi vijana ambao tumewaacha wazazi wetu mikoani tumekuja kupambana hapa mjini mtaji wetu mkubwa ni nidhamu.

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@Makaveli_255

3 years

Harmonize anatufundisha mambo mengi. Mie nimejifunza unapotaka kusaidia mtu msaidie kwa kiasi. Mpe tochi njia atafute mwenyewe.

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@Makaveli_255

3 years

Binafsi sioni haja ya kumbadilisha mwanamke dini kama dini atakayoenda atakua hana uelewa nayo, kwangu mimi ni bora niishi na mkristo aliekamilika kuliko na Muslim asie na elimu ya dini kabisa, Ili tukipata changamoto aweze kuiombea ndoa kwa dini anayoelewa.

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@Makaveli_255

4 years

Coco anasema harusi yake mtapimwa size ya mguu..ukipitisha number 7 unarudi nyumbani. Huwezi kuja kukanyaga wageni wakidance😂😂

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@Makaveli_255