Jacob @MajesticJJM Twitter profile

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

3 years

@CarltonCole1 you comin source tonight

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Jacob

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7 months

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5 years

@WestHam

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

3 years

Absolutely phenomenal will never be another night like tonight @TheLathums

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2 years

@whenwertogethr

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

6 years

@SkySportsNews @ManCity @chelsea Might only win 4-0 now

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5 years

@SkySportsNews

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

7 years

@BBCSport that will go about as well as his tenure on charge of us

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

RIP to a legend of the Twitter game

David Gold

@davidgold

13 years

@Jayoconnor8 I saw my wife having sex with my best friend in my swimming pool on the same day I discovered my farther stealing my shares.dg

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@_The72 @dufcaaron Don’t remember them playing Dundee last night?

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

1 year

@ladbible Beaconsfield robbed

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@maidstoneunited Fair play mate deserves the job after all those league wins he’s got us this season 👏👏

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

1 year

@GerryCinnamon

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Amazing what history you can make with a budget that size

Emirates FA Cup

@EmiratesFACup

2 years

Their rise has been nothing short of remarkable 🙌 But will @DorkingWDRS make club history in the #EmiratesFACup this weekend?

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

9 months

@YTFC More pyros than goals good effort

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

1 year

@HatKang @AkkadSecretary What an odd thing to say to your mother

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Nobody does it like these boys, what a tribute to Keith @the_prodigy

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

6 years

@marshycpfc @Player_Wars Maybe next year

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

7 years

@dog_tower @KEEMSTAR @Onision @LeafyIsHere @GradeAUnderA @JohnScarce How tf is grade harmful?

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

7 months

@TauntonTownFC 😂😂 it’s what we were prepared for seeing as your usual pitch is a swimming pool

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

6 years

@benweir17 @jfcpfc @stantheman271 sell us some pills mate

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

@nocontextfm1 @FootballManager Anchor Man is peng leave it out 😳

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 months

@graceyldn BRING ON THE WALL

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@lagboatmfc100 Not really how it works mate

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

7 months

@RyuRyu_96 @Dan58955694 @Steve_Laws_ Famously Christmas is rarely mentioned in the media anymore

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@communityLDN @TDCinemaClub @thewombats @thevaccines @SeaGirls @babyqueen

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

10 months

James Marshall worldwide

FanHub

@FanHub

10 months

National League South side Maidstone United are through to the #FACup 4th Round following a 1-0 win against League One Stevenage 🤯 An unbelievable feeling for the #Maidstone fans 🙌

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

On a serious level why would you put out the original statement if there was a chance it still falls through. Got people’s hopes up for nothing. Atmosphere at the club is going to be even worse than it was before now.

Maidstone United

@maidstoneunited

2 years

The offer by the Manchett Group to purchase a controlling interest in the club has been withdrawn following failure to agree on some key details of the prospective deal. ➡️

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

6 years

@BBCSport ‘Chris Sutton has had his say’ 6 words I certainly never want to fucking hear

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

6 years

@braintreetownfc @maidstoneunited Do ya mind not announcing our manager before we do

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@dartfordfc Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 months

@R1130_ Glasgow famous for its low amount of crime

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

@WestHam

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

100 likes and I get a skin fade after lockdown

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

Can we tear down the bridge to the Isle of Sheppey like the Berlin Wall

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@RetroShirtsFC @classicshirts @WinksFootball @stoppagetimewin @Craig_18_G @TalkingKit @aleksandarjason @BirdyShirts @KitNerdUK @AusKitNerd @TomsFootyKits

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

3 years

Imagine showing Maidstone food and not showing one of the pies

Footy Scran

@FootyScran

3 years

Chicken bacon burger at Maidstone United ( @maidstoneunited ) 💷 £7.50 with chips

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

10 months

@maidstoneunited

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

9 months

The Maidstone

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

6 years

@LivEchoLFC

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

TikTok merchants

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

Lockdown 2 and you’ll have a mental health and suicide pandemic far greater than any virus.

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Who’d have thought Kurt Zouma volleying his cat would cause such chaotic consequences for Maidstone United Football Club

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

Going clubbing when you’re under 18 don’t make you fucking ard it makes you a goon

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Queuing at 2:30am on Wednesday for a gig on Thursday night

kayleigh

@kayyculffx

2 years

hi guys, the queue for London N1 has started. we are currently at number 7. we have been moved out of the bus station. so will keep everyone updated when we find a more secure location. if you are going to be arriving to the O2 anytime soon, please dm me privately x

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

9 months

@maidstoneunited That’s a funny way of spelling Ipswich ticket information

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@maidstoneunited

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

@MKWiiQuotes What about Charmender vs The English Language

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

1 year

@maidstoneunited @TUFC1899

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

For the last time this is not me I did not kick Aaron Ramsdale I was not in the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium now leave me alone

UpYourArsenal🔴⚪🔴⚪♥️

@UPYOURARSENAL04

2 years

This is the man that assaulted Aaron Ramsdale from behind

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

@Aary0uz Same people who disrespect Giggs cos of his ‘stats’

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

9 months

@SpottedPlayers Ffs 😂😂😂😂

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

Mad how some people have been in pubs nearly every day since they reopened, proper fucking freaks

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

When somebody try’s to tell me Sevenoaks station is the best station in Sevenoaks

West Ham Transfers

@westhamtransfer

2 years

Bat n Ball is clear

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

1 year

@maidstoneunited You have shat it completely not letting any home fans in the genco 😂

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

I fucking hate the tories and I fucking hate Boris but even I can’t help but feel he’s handled this situation quite well. Theresa May would’ve fucking crumbled.

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

3 years

If only they knew the headcase on the right was the sole reason Jay Saunders is no longer with the club

Maidstone United

@maidstoneunited

3 years

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Have a great evening wherever you’re watching the match! #ItsComingHome 💛🖤

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Arctic Monkeys at Old Trafford 😎✅

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@maidstoneunited Any chance of a manager or

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@ollyy_mufc

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

6 years

@Player_Wars @marshycpfc zaha is dog how tf is he winning

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@maidstoneunited I do all this travelling and spend all this money for fucking what. At least some of the players had the fucking courtesy to come over and admit they were shit today.

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

1 year

@ladbible Yeah my timbers were shivered

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

@westham_gossip I am also not ruling out my potential part in a future takeover

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

Maidstone 17/18

Alex

@AlexC0302

4 years

Name a bigger capitulation, I’ll wait #hcafc

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

Suns out, lockdowns ending, West Ham in the top 4, good times ahead man

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@communityLDN @TicketmasterUK Still not done anything about Circa Waves then 🤐

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

3 years

Serious head case if you pay £132 for a source bar table on Sunday

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Actual football fans get punished instead of a plastic top 6 side and their mickey mouse fan base. Can’t the old bill handle this and the game at forest. Hardly gonna be tens of thousands down at county is there.

Maidstone United

@maidstoneunited

2 years

📅 Get ready for some Friday night football as our match away to Notts County moves to Friday 21 October. ➡️

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

Congratulations to London on achieving RT Bronze

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

4 years

London will have tougher Covid restrictions from Saturday onwards, moving from Tier 1 to Tier 2, local MPs told

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

10 months

Disclose the fee

Maidstone United

@maidstoneunited

10 months

Levi Amantchi has joined Bromley for an undisclosed fee.

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

8 months

@ColemannMattyy badge in masterclass top man

Maidstone United

@maidstoneunited

8 months

Come on you Stones!

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

@knowlseymcfc Cheers for letting us know that Mangala isn’t playing x

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

7 months

The headloss in the replies ahahahahahaha

Maidstone United

@maidstoneunited

7 months

📍 Princes Park

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

8 years

I liked a @YouTube video GTA San Andreas Theme Song Full ! !

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

I’d like to dedicate this one to all my pals who took the piss out of me not going uni

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Me when Needham Market draw Gillingham away tonight

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

The right to keep living in the house.

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Bosh

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Death penalty for people with trolleys at self checkouts

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

I can smell this video

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

6 years

@milesSI @jmarris09 @FootballManager If it’s to do with lawyers then my moneys on a new league license 👀

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

Maidstone would give the little kid a 3 year banning order

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

4 years

Americans actually scare me man try this to somebody from the UK and you’ll be called a nonce and put on the local Facebook residents page in minutes

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Don’t fucking answer it it’s gonna be a 3-0 loss

Maidstone United

@maidstoneunited

2 years

📞 ME14 is calling... 🆚 @EastleighFC 🏟️ Gallagher Stadium 📅 Tues 21 Feb ⌚️ 19:45 Match Info:

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

Who’s fucking dad is this

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

The 2020 leavers yearbook couldn’t handle this sauce

Peep Show Script

@PeepScript

2 years

Super Hans: People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

Somebody call 911 Olly Curtis is doing backflips on the dance floor

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

If you tag the brands you’re wearing in your photos you’re a goon

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

2 years

@maidstoneunited Tom Hadler

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

@topham___ Wrong

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

5 years

Missed a penalty to win the game in front of 250 people, what have you done?

Olly

@ollycurtis__

5 years

Keepers got into his head here

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Jacob

@MajesticJJM

6 years

Ay lads vote Maidstone vs Bromley

Ellis Platten - AwayDays

@ellis_platten

6 years

VOTE FOR THE NEXT AWAYDAY 👀 League 1 OR The National League! How to vote: 1. Search Birmingham City on Fotmob 2. Go to their fixtures page. 3. Vote for the game you want to see. Easy! 👍 Get FotMob 👇 #AwayDays