Women's deodorant: $6 a stick, smells slightly flowery, lasts an hour or two at most.
Men's deodorant: $2, HANDCRAFTED BY A LUMBERJACK IN THE WOODS, SMELLS LIKE EMBERS FROM A BONFIRE LIT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE WE'VE LOST, LASTS FOREVER SO YOU DON'T GET SWEATY EVEN AFTER DEATH.