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oligonucleotide LC-TOF-MS scientist | classicist | ml | he/him

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@MaiusvirX
May 🇵🇸
9 months
making an alt and posting this w/ "looking for my friends" and immediately getting 20k followers
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@halomancer1 Not exactly but still interesting
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@sabatonfan69 Smoking the shit that made Cicero say the verb first
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@MaiusvirX
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@dklmarxist Just keep the heart and add the playlist button, don't make them the same fucking thing
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@blewglass they're teaching the kids critical germ theory!
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@MaiusvirX
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@doulbedoink Dumping hot coffee into my lap to absorb the caffeine faster
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@MaiusvirX
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Just what you guys needed! A new and exciting way to threaten to kill people
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@MaiusvirX
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SSuper profits 🚫 cancelled by JDPON 🫡
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@MaiusvirX
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@postingwhilegay Explains why your 48 reply deep fights dominate the for you page
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@MaiusvirX
May 🇵🇸
7 months
putting on the 'they live' glasses and the "support small business heroes" signs from covid turn into SS posters
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amazing
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@RichestWizard plugging his cell is wild
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@MaiusvirX
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@doulbedoink Spartan women would shave their heads and sneak into the men's barracks at night to get pregnant. Spartan men knew what they liked lol
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@MaiusvirX
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@boygrrI it's just becoming the drake and josh popcorn bucket
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@MaiusvirX
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@gayest_tone the fact that he's hitting as many grifts as he can at once is impressive
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@still_oppressed Not long before they start using "oh you think the found fathers were racist? did you consider that thomas jefferson had black children?"
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@MaiusvirX
May 🇵🇸
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@JohnWakefieId *scribbling in my "Martian society options" notebook*: spend money and make things
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@jesawyer Honestly don't think he knows they used to mill grain
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@MaiusvirX
May 🇵🇸
2 years
@postingwhilegay People can't even handle you saying it's bad, they just think you're defending the most evil country and shut down. The propaganda veil the US has cast over North Korea would put the iron curtain to shame
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@MaiusvirX
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@postingwhilegay Gonna put some free speech powder in an envelope and mail it to society
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@neko_girl92 @dklmarxist The shopkeep claimed the girl was stealing a bottle of juice, shooting a child over juice!
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@TomCokeIsABlunt Everyone in the replies freaking out about Satan like they're medieval peasants
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@francisxwolf oh man what about the tweet when he found out lucas played sing sing sing
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@isaiah_bb Does this mean the PLAN is dumping chemicals into everyone's drinking water or does the analogy not stretch that far?
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@wapplehouse College libertarian clubs are the funniest things. I talked with the president at my college and dude went from the gold standard to phrenology in under 15 minutes
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@MaiusvirX
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@posting_forever xi said this is the only 5 star character you need to worry about rolling 🫡
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@johnbrownsbooty @mrsmcgee16 Becoming a doctor so i can get a big novelty check each time i smother someone's grandma
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@garfxist Explaining Economics is a right wing crank channel lmao
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@postingwhilegay Okay USSR had faults. what exactly were the capitalist countries' policies on LGBTQ+ during the same time period? 🧐
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@MaiusvirX
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@PunishedFredda Saluting my local fire warrior and thanking them for their service to the greater good (putting garbage into a trash can)
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@gayest_tone I remember 2011/2012 reddit atheism being big on LGBT rights and laughing at Mitt Romney
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@postingtwink the good version of this joke
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@catcontentonly The cpc convincing americans war is bad through videos of dancing teens is a very strange idea of propaganda
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@halomancer1 Idk if I'd say the closest thing to aliens. Methane, CO2, and DMS have peaks at similar wavelengths of light, so it could be a case mistaken identity. DMS has much higher absorbance at higher wavelengths so I'd be much more excited to see the MIRI data
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@MaiusvirX
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@LizRummy just owning the car is an inconvenience because it's turns you into a beacon for the most annoying children
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@CSMFHT "despite the natural resources" wow man i wonder if there's some sort of international system that keeps them from extracting value from their resources
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@Black90Prupayne They think that because his LinkedIn had pronouns the guy was trans and a leftist
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@dklmarxist Once i got door dash and a parent/kid combo pulled up and the kid dropped off the order
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@postingwhilegay In Japan the ace attorney games are a fun parody, in America they're an accurate depiction of the justice system
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@RaceplayShawty they're gonna use the Hague invasion act to save Dershowitz
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@postingwhilegay autoshooter ala vampire survivors but the enemies are all rhodesians
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@conspiraboomers @krisspax Maybe conspiraboomers was a conspiraboomer all along
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@posting_forever this man has never seen "+2 Kim *truly* trusts you"
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@GASLIGHTER_ Nothing wrong with a month name
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@jaketropolis Age of Napoleon hasn't finished yet, how am I supposed to know?
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@_FleerUltra They're trying to use "scientific beliefs" as a cover for being transphobic but the scientific consensus is pro-trans. How the hell would that work in court?
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@dklmarxist That's just sad, they had been given extensions for the assignment too
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@china_takes Do they think America is peace loving?
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@MaiusvirX
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7 months
Israelis really do live in a different world
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@972mag
+972 Magazine
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Rugs, cosmetics, motorbikes: Israeli soldiers are looting Gaza homes en masse Soldiers tell @OrenZiv_ how stealing Palestinian property has become totally routine in the Gaza war, with minimal pushback from commanders.
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@postingtwink Space is cold, it's not his fault
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@CSMFHT at the Temple of Olympian Zeus gift shop one of the employees was explaining to me Greeks used the spiral to represent infinity. Walk outside, professor turns to me and says "they just figured out how to make them consistently and thought they were cool". Sometimes art is simple
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@tooths_alt @notshathaa You're saying China has no LGBT rights, that's blatantly false. Of course people are going to correct you for spreading lies.
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@garfxist Some sick Cuban Palestine posters
@CosmonautMag
Cosmonaut ☭
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#FreePalestine ! #SheikhJarrah ! OSPAAAL posters from Cuba
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@MaiusvirX
May 🇵🇸
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his squad mates trying to frag his sorry ass
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Contented Independent
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My grandfather served as an army lieutenant in Vietnam. He didn't agree with the war, but he wasn't an anti-American piece of garbage.
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@fembojj Cuba famous for not having baseball stadiums
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@Lefty_Jew This is hilarious, she knows vaccines build immunity right? Like that's the whole point of vaccines
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@DoctorSlept @dklmarxist Why the fuck does smart shuffle take 4 secs to turn on and off, why put it in with the other shuffle option?! They're just doing stupid shit for no reason!
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@JUNlPER My dad got the Rush Limbaugh ones, like "Rush Revere". Incredibly cursed
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@gobloid3 Name and a bunch of numbers?
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@dklmarxist dude has to enter everywhere twice just to get the shot
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@posting_forever Sorry Afrikkkaner this is the Chinese century
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@JohnWakefieId imagine Victor on the sphere 🤠
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@MaxAbrahms @rogerwaters I'm shocked you could find time away from shooting children to tweet
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@CaseyJPod It's safe to assume that whatever Elon says he's doing is just a cover for fraud or insider trading
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@jaketropolis They drove to the store to harass the worker but not do their own shopping?
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@DiabolicalSpuds You either wind up like the wild thornberries or in a shootout with federal agents
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@roun_sa_ville love the weak replies of "uhm actually slavery was abolished in cuba in 1886". yeah man forget indentured servitude or debt peonage, both of which were implemented across latin america following the spanish abolishment of slavery in the colonies
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@postingwhilegay Xi's 1 scoop of caviar compared to Putin's 3-4 scoops
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@postingwhilegay 2012-3 reddit atheists were right 😔
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@posting_forever dude has never knocked a door canvassing and it shows
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@postingwhilegay instead of a flashbang they throw a lightbulb
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@Hezbolsonaro @willmenaker She put down a healthy dog just cause??
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@nkulw Settlements seem a stretch but mining operations on like an asteroid or something has a large enough possible profit that there's gonna be an attempt at least. Probably gonna be an oceangate kinda company though
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@NotPotBol calling a youtuber your hero is really something
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@SeanRMoorhead Robert Fedvans
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@postingwhilegay Lol at the Lithuania hashtag, Lithuania broke the one China policy what did they think would happen?
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@TrueAnonPod Yung Chomsky looks nothing like i imagined
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@OVargas52 That's called a Chávrolet
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@JohnWakefieId "the chomo kid was a friend of mine"
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@BigBallz69420 @doulbedoink Yeah, Spartan men would have been living in men's only barracks a vast majority of their life and would have been quite familiar with same sex relations. In fact the women would keep their hair short for the length of the marriage
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@Trillburne if he enters my domum he shall respect me as the pater familias
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@SAMOYEDCORE illnesses? 100%. digestion problems? eh they might have a point
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"Yeah we made a really shitty launch pad but we proved it was a really shitty launch pad and now we have to build an entirely new one"
@JuicyJuuce
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@regime_enjoyer @postingwhilegay that was a good thing! it cost nothing and it was an experiment to see if a cheaper launch pad would work. it didn’t work out here but hundreds of other paths toward economic design have panned out, making SpaceX a low price launch provider, taking over the global market.
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@Zorco6 @jaimekr post-war, canada had a large influx of ukrainian immigrants (similar to argentina having an influx of german immigrants). from there ukrainian interest groups began to exert influence and rehabilitate their actions during the war with the aid of coldwar propaganda fervor
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Dude acts like he isn't repeating right wing lunatic talking points on Cuba
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God help me my whole Cuban family is having a get together at my house and they are talking about Cuba, they are asking me what I think.
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@steinkobbe @JaneOst_ Never been skiing but she's gotten a face full of powder before
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@ChaosIsMel "former" Nazi adam something
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@RaceplayShawty House is alt history Kennedy in witness protection
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@petersavodnik Bloodless? Buddy take a look at what the US did in Latin America during the last quarter of the 20th century. Not only were there seas of blood by our creation, we put dictators in charge! We propagated authoritarianism!
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@NotABigJerk He doesn't have the job anymore apparently
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@Is_Not_Brian Incredible dichotomy that Hamas will double tap soldiers while Israel double taps first responders
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@HelloCullen Pseudo Latin?! Allos means big toe ffs! sic = 'so', gorgiamus = is not a word, subjectatos = 'throw up from below', nunc = 'now'
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cold water is a tasty treat
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