Toon & Freelance Antagonist. Writer of Plotsburg Press. The coolest & best at everything. Likes slapstick, birds, and yelling. 🧡🦊
@AuraPuffs
(He/Him) 💪🏻🦆
Aw boy, ya see what happened, now? I told ya, I TOLD ya lettin' this fella get that Stone 'a Aja would be trouble! Don't you know you're 'sposed to look both ways 'fore crossing? That's how ya avoid gettin' hit by Kars! Now that was a joke, son, a joke! Quit all that ha-moanin'!
“I wish the fandom was a universally SFW space!”
Buddy. Friend. I also wish this, often. But you don’t understand. The furry fandom only rules and kicks ass so much because it’s powered & protected by people who love porn more than life itself.
Furries are a “targeted group” in modern US legislation because it’s a more palatable way to fearmonger about LGBTQ+ folks. “Cleaning up” our image won’t change that.
So remember: do your part! Make furry an unsafe space for brands today! *kisses the Vlasic bird on the beak*
In a full duck costume I paid for voluntarily, in the most public setting imaginable. Hot. Nervous. Nearly blind.
"Hey, Big Bird Dude!" a passerby yells, beaming.
"Yo!" I call back.
"Living the dream, dude?"
I look down, then back at him. I smile inside the suit. "Hell yeah!"
Furries have ballooned in popularity over the last decade and with it, way more eyes are on us. To corporations, that means “market share.”
But you know why Old Navy doesn’t sell $800 budget fursuits? One BIG reason: the room party pictures their customers would tag them in. 😬
"furries are weird, people who want to be animals are strange" really?? We live in a society where people get charged money for not having enough money, when it seems so much nicer to just be a cow surrounded by grass
⏰NEW CHARACTER TIME⏰
I'm pleased to introduce: Ms. Melody Malady, the finest purveyor of potions, balms, tonics and tinctures this side of the Mississippi or any other! (buyer beware!) Give her a howdy! 🎩🦊🧪
(Original Design:
@Dewshess
)
(🎨:
@saphirosphere
&
@ToonSkribblez
)
Merry Christmas to the best gift I’ve ever received! 🎁
No matter how many times my parachute fails or I stumble off a cliff, he’s always there to make the landing soft. I love you,
@AuraPuffs
.
🦆💚🧡🦊
(🎨:
@BrandonZalar
)
Today is mine and
@AuraPuffs
' 8th anniversary! 🎉
He's the best part of my life and I'm really, really happy he's gotten to be in so much of it. 🦆💚🦊
(🎨: 4pcsSet )
Had to get some routine bloodwork done.
“I can never look at this part,” I mumble, turning away as the nurse prepares the needle.
“It’s OK, honey. I’m not looking either.” The needle enters before I can question it. Under her breath I hear her whisper “Kobe”
Being a Toon
Pros:
-indestructible
-powered by laughter
-cute as a button
-instantly good at any musical instrument
-PROP CATALOG, BABY
-can do whatever, basically
Cons:
-???????
-???
-There are none, be a toon
Are you someone who loves to commission art, but never has any ideas?
Give your character a job. I'm dead serious.
Imagine what they do on the clock. Think about antics they'd get into with customers or clients. What do they sell/deliver/create? You'll have prompts GALORE.
Bullying pooltoys is fun because that’s what they’re made for. What are they gonna do in return, huh? Gently float in the shallow end? Lightly squish a useless rubber hand into you? Lmao get carried off by a light breeze, idiot
Hey Everybody It’s
@Adler_the_Eagle
! (Kind Of!)
Everyone else is being something scary, so I wanted to try being someone friendly!
I made the costume myself and I hope you like it!
Happy Halloween and
#FursuitFriday
!
Help Someone Smile Today!
Remember, kids: be careful what you post online, because the actor you've canonized as your OC's voice might be compensated to read it without your knowledge 🦆📣
I have been losing my mind /all day/
P
@treon
banning ABDL artists sucks for a lot for people making a living, and you KNOW it isn't going to stop there. So, now's a good time to support artists in the community.
You know that weird art you've been too nervous to commission? Get it. Be weird & help someone doing it.
I just wanna give kudos to the art/prop/animation department here, because whomever is responsible for those pies understood the assignment. Bright tins, heavy on the filling, the little wisps of browning? Perfectly cartoony, EXCELLENT stuff. 👌👌👌
❗️🐊Special Announcement🐊❗️
I’d like to (re)introduce Mitt E. Gator, the newest member of my family! He’s big, he’s goofy, and he can’t WAIT to meet you at MFF!
(Made by
@SuitADile
!)
#FursuitFriday
AirTNT Review
I was initially worried about staying with a coyote, but Bravado was nothing but courteous. However, the accommodations including a “heated mattress” may have been a bit... misleading.
📷:
@mmmatches
#FursuitFriday
A power company rep came to our door. She looked around nervously at the decor while Aura did paperwork.
“Is it just you two?”
“Yeah.” I reply.
She looks at the fursuit heads on display. “You have... kids?”
“No.”
“Oh.” She looks back at her tablet, eyes visibly more concerned.
Seeing huge firms on Wall Street get billions of dollars in government bailout aide a day after people publicized their grift while I’ve had friends who’ve needed to set up GoFundMe pages for insulin shots awakens an ancient and primordial rage in my heart.
JRPG villain: “And using the power of this magic, I will leave my human form behind and attain ultimate power!!”
Me, 14: That’s dumb. Who’d ever want to not be human anymore?
Me, after a decade of being a furry: ah
Being a cartoon is tough! But I take pride in my work.
Unfortunately for Basalt, that means getting pied in my work. 🥧
🦌:
@NexusFolf
📷:
@AuraPuffs
#FursuitFriday