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Red-leaning NYC attorney with a fancy for Dad jokes interrupted by occasional political views and life ventures. ๐Ÿšซ DMs

Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2020
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If you're a real fan of The Beatles name a song of theirs other than Bohemian Rhapsody
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I rarely show my natural eyes for fear of comments ("Do you know you have two different colored eyes???" Etc) but today I couldn't care less. Ready for a nice weekend away, hoping the sun comes out soon ๐Ÿ’‹
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Any of you that commented correcting me are idiots, hope the joke shit on you as it flew over your head
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Apologies for the lack of jokes the past couple days (and probably next couple days), I was attacked on the subway and have been in the hospital recovering.
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@ClownWorld_ As a family law attorney I can tell you a negative DNA test is exactly what that means, they are not responsible. So go find your baby daddy
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Officially down from size 11 to size 5, and lost 42 lbs in six months.
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So... Stupidly, I loaned a friend money. It started with $200 and "pay you Friday" and turned into $650 a month later with no repayment.Every time I bring it up they just keep saying "you don't need the money right now and I do".How do I get my money and save my friendship?
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NEW HAIR: yay or nay?
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Friday night ๐Ÿ˜€
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Travel day
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Last night
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IT'S FRIDAY!
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In a moment of coherence I will explain: 3 am Tues I was knocked out and stabbed with syringes of illicit drugs. My earrings and $400 were stolen, I had to be brought back with a defibrillator and narcan. I'm still in the hospital, police report is filed, prayers are appreciated.
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Officially onto hopefully greener pastures ๐Ÿ˜„
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Sorry for lack of posts everyone. In short, my life has gone to shit. Hope to be joking soon ๐Ÿ™
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Working hard or hardly working
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Thursday nights ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“
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The THREE tweakers who attacked me have been identified as part of a crime spree for 2/22/22 and with my clothing and photos as evidence they will be arrested. I have to admit I find this unsatisfying, but it is comforting knowing they will not do this to another innocent person
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Public interest law association masquerade Ball tonight (pre mask) โš–๏ธ
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Pants shopping tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜
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Steakhouse night ๐Ÿ’‹
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90s party!!
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Another court victory today ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ
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New jersey day...39ยฐ
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I am Madison, 29 years old, living in NYC, and I will NOT be voting for @POTUS Biden โŒ๐ŸŒŠ
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Wish me luck tonight, going au natural eyes to mix it up too ๐Ÿคž๐ŸŽฐ
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I lost a ton of followers and was accused of being against the trans community yesterday for saying I disagree with #LiaThomas . But guess what? Idgaf. My real followers know that isn't true. You don't have to agree with it, but I'm entitled to a respectful opinion.
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#TGIF Mom's night off
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Some real hateful people talking shit about my stretch marks and c section scar... IDK how to tell you this, but IDGAF about your opinion. I've given birth, gawd forbid, and therefore my body shows the proof. I'm flattered when assholes find me unattractive, so thank you.
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This kind of day
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Wish me luck in court today ๐Ÿคž
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When a girl says, "You're the biggest I've ever been with", make sure you don't say, "You too". Follow me for more great relationship advice
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City girl
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One of those nights ๐Ÿ™„
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Would like everyone to know how much I miss them and explain I have deprioritized Twitter the past few months due to a vicious battle with cancer and a brain tumor. I desperately miss brightening people's day and really hope to be back to doing so soon ๐Ÿ’ž
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To add, I also gave them a list of things they could do for me as repayment, such as cleaning my kitchen for $75 etc. They had $300 in workable options and I gave them until yesterday hoping to jump start them but despite two full weekends available they only worked off $50.
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Working hard or hardly working
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Birthday bitch
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Drop a hint if you know what this dress is from
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Wannabe country girl in a gay bar haha
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Yes I'm aware my strap is showing just too humid for my jacket. #eatyourheartout
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Had to delete my beach pics yesterday the DMs and some comments were so hurtful. For the record, I don't need immature trolls pointing out my flaws, I'm fully aware of them. And you should be thankful an IQ test isn't required for social media, because no way you'd qualify.
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Hair spray be making me look grey ๐Ÿคฃ
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If I get one more dick pic in my DMs I'm leaving Twitter.
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Iron bar hookah ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Just got cleared to go home today ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
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Went out to celebrate #LunarNewYear last night ๐ŸŽ‰
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Shout out to @rdwhiskey for just one of four of his beautiful edits to one of my selfies! Thank you so much xoxo
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Cirque de sol... However it's spelt ๐Ÿคฃ tonight
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Night cap anyone?
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This humidity man
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I just wish my ex husband could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, he's still alive.
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#hookahnights
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I have a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too. I want my like.
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Felt frisky
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Guess what everybody? It's my birthday ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’•
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Beach Day
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Single by choice, just not my choice
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Had two seizures in one day today, spending my Chicago trip in the hospital
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Hey lovely followers, I planned on coming back to Twitter later today after I returned from my trip to Miami. Long story short fun stuff ended after about 6 hours and I've been in the hospital with a blood clot in my brain. Prayers or good thoughts would be appreciated.
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Earth Wind and Fire, Jones Beach, life bucket list โœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธ
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Running very late to this meeting
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Birthday was a blast
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He popped the question โค๏ธ
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If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
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How he loves to sleep ON my head ๐Ÿ’•
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A lot of people have accused me of making up this story for attention or the attack to cover my own choices. I want to thank the great people who have cared for me but I need a Twitter break. I dedicate myself to making other people smile so to be called a liar really hurts.
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You know you're in NYC when even your beer is gay ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Checking out the local dive bars in celebration ๐ŸŽ‰
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Watching my followers drop like flies since I said I had a boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Work is hard
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@greeneyed_meg About to be 28
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Happy New Year's ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
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Sorry for lack of tweets - Atlantic city!
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#forgottopost #citynights
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I did it, I took the plunge lol
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Chicago bound!
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My dream of a wknd away ended up a nightmare as I now deal with major life changes. Any amount of "time to heal" everyone talks about feels too long when you're in grief. I will miss feeling loved, and continue to have so much love to give, but work on accepting harsh reality.
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