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Inspect and adapt. #OneForDallas

Lisbon, Portugal
Joined October 2018
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@MUNYARAD2I
Fofoza
4 years
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posesses not only truth, but supreme beauty.... - Bertrand Russell
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2 years
Yah. We collectively just look crusty as a peoples 😭
@unclewaffffles
Waffles🐉
2 years
ZIMBABWE🇿🇼❤️😭🥺!
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Pictures just never look good in Zim bro. The Harare air instantly turned Rick Ross into Boss Wellaz 😭😭😭😭
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@MUNYARAD2I
Fofoza
1 year
After one whole year here, this is my first time meeting another Zimbabwean 😂😂
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@MUNYARAD2I
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1 month
20 seconds uchifema dust ra Tebogo haungatadze kurwara 😂😂😂😂
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Fofoza
4 years
THERE IS NO HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN ZIMBABWE
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Fofoza
8 months
National anthem yeku Sodom and Gomorrah
@TheHR263
BlackPanther👖 𓃵
8 months
Imagine bible characters were Zimbabweans😂
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Fofoza
2 years
Simon Leviev watching Bad Vegan...
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Fofoza
6 months
The History of the Zimbabwean Dollar. We've come a long way, ladies and gentlemen 😹😹😹
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1 year
Munhu kungofema mweya weZANU...
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Daily Loud
1 year
Floyd Mayweather says he witnessed Tupac’s murder in Las Vegas: “I was living right here in 1996”
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2 months
Air Zimbabwe doesn't have these global outages problem because boarding pass yagara inonyorwa ne pen 😂
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Fofoza
2 years
P Mdiddy 😂
@kapcityhq
KAPCITY
2 years
Zimbabwean Rappers Please STOP🛑
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@GanyazJr
#ShonaRoyalty🇿🇼
2 years
I'm low key disappointed in y'all for making fun of the Queen
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5 years
Any Black Friday deals on citizenships? 👀
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7 months
Easy.
@TheRealMamoyo
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7 months
What is the worst song to ever come out of Zim?
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Fofoza
8 months
Boss JC on a random Monday a few days after being crucified and bruied:
@TheHR263
BlackPanther👖 𓃵
8 months
Imagine bible characters were Zimbabweans😂
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@MUNYARAD2I
Fofoza
5 months
A dating app for those trying to get married called Rusamble
@NeneOnitsha
Pineapple 🍍
5 months
A dating app for soft spoken people called Mumble
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@MUNYARAD2I
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2 years
I don't know how but whatever Nick Cannon is doing is a crime.
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Fofoza
2 years
I think Java went to the same diplomatic training that Uebert went to. But akaonekwa kuti idofo 😂😂
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8 months
This is unsustainable. Just got home and there's no wife shouting, "welcome back, daddy"????
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6 months
What does ZiG stand for ?
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Fofoza
4 years
You present lunchtime news on ZBC.
@Lee_Ann_Cara
Lee Ann Bernard
4 years
Diaspora chokwadi here ndisati ndauuya ikoko😂😂😂😂 ?
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Fofoza
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Eh nhasi murikuseva sadza nehudofo ka?
@King_Wave_
The Fragrance Guy
3 years
If sex doesn't matter why y'all niggas not dating ugly girls then? Hanti it's what's on the inside that matters? Maaaaaan, if you don't get the fuck outta here 🤣
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1 year
Baenditi 😭
@teemadzika
Half Thoughts ♿️
1 year
You guys are calling her Chikurubae?
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Fofoza
1 year
Nhasi tirikuseva sadza nema TL baddies 😭
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Fofoza
1 year
Why do they all look like this?
@zimlive
ZimLive
1 year
#BREAKING Zimbabwe Anti-Corruption Commission says it has arrested Clerk of Parliament Kennedy Mugove Chokuda for Criminal Abuse of Duty as a Public Officer. Arrest believed to relate to the procurement of laptops for MPs at grossly inflated prices. The laptops averaged US$9,000
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They wanna force remittance companies to give people ZIG after being sent USD cash?? Lol that'll just force them to go underground
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4 years
@maleendaaa
malinda
4 years
Anyone supplying meat in Harare?
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Fofoza
9 months
He speaks English?
@kingdro_ching
Softaz
9 months
What if Scott is funny and has Witty jokes guys ?? Maybe Mihlali finds him hilarious ? 🤭
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8 months
I'm a Harare woman, uchandirovesa nemskana wako 🤭
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2 years
@honourableZw Explain this then
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1 year
ZEC decor hobho but ballot papers panga pasina?
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2 years
He once put this as his profile picture?? That man was destined to be a snitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
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10 months
Ko kuden kwavo vanotoseva sadza nechitsotsi?
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Fofoza
8 months
Boys repatonaz rinozoenda kufarm zvaro 😂😂😂
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1 year
Let's goooooooo @nitefreakdj !!!!! 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼
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Fofoza
1 year
Not Soup Mandiwanzira
@tarieTM
Taz Ciel
1 year
Tikunzwei futi muchiti "heee ko soup..."
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1 year
What Bazooker did on Handikwerete can never be undone. What a masterpiece of a song 😩😩😩😩😩🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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9 months
Power bottom knocked me out
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@MUNYARAD2I
Fofoza
2 years
Today marks 3 months since I started this job. It's been so amazing. Ndanga ndaneta nekutambura 😭😭😭
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4 months
Say he's funny or you're hater
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2 years
Can't believe y'all "could never be me'd" kuperekwa 😂
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Fofoza
3 years
Mandela in heaven as soon as he saw Lando just about to snatch the W from Lewis 😂
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Fofoza
4 years
Pasina majokes, ExQ is the king of urban grooves. Since ndiri musalala until today achiri kungoshaura mukomana
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Fofoza
8 months
Dananai nevanhu vakakwana. That will solve most of the debates amunoita panapa 😂😂
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2 years
He works remotely as a pilot?? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Fofoza
10 months
Jam Tree? That man needs to be arrested 😂
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@MUNYARAD2I
Fofoza
6 months
Hakuna munhu anonzi Zvaivenepunch 🙅🏽
@advocatemahere
Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼
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🟣This generation doesn’t know how to name children. Every other child is Christian, Keisha or Jayden. Real Zimbabweans named their children Lovemore, Twoboy, Joy, Norest, Hardtimes, Loveness, Ropafadzo, Kudakwashe, Talkmore, Shorai, Fungai, Taurai. Zvaive nepunch.😂
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1 year
I'll drink to that.
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Fofoza
4 months
Mati kumaruzevha kwaaigara kwaisadzidziswa chirungu but kwaionekwa America's Got Talent???
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Fofoza
2 years
Send money. Ndaane mapepa 😭🙏🏾
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1 year
Temba only lost because most of his kids aren't old enough to vote yet
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5 years
2020.
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2 years
This Burna performance??? #NBAAllStar
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1 year
My ancestors have finally remembered me. I'm getting married guys 😭😭😭😭
@brenda_mang
Brenda🦋
1 year
I want Cerelac from Zim. The one that comes in the box and it’s flakey. Not the powdery one. I will literally marry anyone that delivers that box to me 😫
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Priscilla anenge headgirl kugehena. Mxm.
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1 year
Observers: "ZEC, you failed." ZEC: *absolute silence* Zanu: "But takarwa hondo!"
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Fofoza
10 months
Kudzikisa watermelon ne watermelon juice?? 😭😭😭😭😭
@fran__tash
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10 months
For £1680 this was the typical breakfast
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1 year
Handei.
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Fofoza
1 year
Listening to ma fuck fuck aDaBaby right after Dzamutsana?? 😂😂😂😂😂
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Fofoza
2 years
Cassper Ndioneiwo Nyovest 😂
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3 months
😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@bellie_thatBOI
Brother Believe 😎
3 months
I can’t believe yall call me Believe, Farai when i catch you😭
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Fofoza
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The heartbreak will be generational. Monumental. Colossal. Prodigious. It will define an era, not only in her life, but in the history of Zim men/women diplomatic relations 😂😂😂
@Bigman_Z_
𝗕𝗼𝘀𝘀_𝗭𝘃𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗸𝘀
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Ha Uyu anakirwa nesu ma Zim men 😀🤣
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1 year
We'll be like Enzo pachi corner 😂
@DailyNewsZim
DailyNewsZim
1 year
ZIMBABWE wants to join the Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa (BRICS) group to spur its development, Vice President Constantino Chiwenga has said.
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1 year
Your friend just didn't want you to ask him for money 😂😂😂😂
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1 month
We are within!!! 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼
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Fofoza
1 year
Michael, as soon as baba muriwo said m🎩a yake... 😂😂😂
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Fofoza
4 years
Moana's father's behavior is exactly why y'all should start beating your rents.
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Fofoza
2 years
Shona huns giving us a run for our money on this app is the last thing I expected in 2023😂😂😂😂
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9 months
Everyone and their little friends got engaged this December. Then there's me and you idiots
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Fofoza
1 year
He's here!
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Fofoza
5 years
Just passed by Pabloz. Looks like they are preparing to be open tonight. I'm calling the police
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Fofoza
1 year
My biggest fear in life is marrying a ᴶᵃʰ ᴾʳᵃʸᶻᵃʰ fan.
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11 months
Rent can go to hell. Spoil a baddie today!!
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1 year
😂😂😂😂😂
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Fofoza
10 months
Age mates with their happy little families all over Facebook and Instagram. Then there's me and a couple of you losers
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Fofoza
1 year
Ana William Shakespear vaya vatanga
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Fofoza
1 year
Harare uine mari hamusi kuiziva imi 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
@ChifambaKay
K.T. Chifamba
1 year
If you are worth $20mil+ and you are Zimbabwean would you live in harare or another Southern African Country?
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Fofoza
8 months
You know Zim huns are real bad when Jamaicans are complaining 😂😂😂
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Fofoza
1 year
Africa Revenge snapped on Wanga
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Fofoza
2 years
What makes you think that I want what's best for me?
@PreshyFairy
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Quitting alcohol is the best thing you can ever do for yourself. Especially if you suffer from chronic sadness & depression.
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Fofoza
4 years
Health minister during a global health crisis is touring an irrigation scheme.
@ChronicleZim
The Chronicle
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Vice President Chiwenga is welcomed by Chief Sikalenge on his arrival for a tour of the Bulawayo Kraal Irrigation Scheme in Binga.
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Fofoza
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Rooting for you but what the hell do you even be saying sometimes?
@nelsonchamisa
nelson chamisa
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Fellow Citizens, CONGRATULATIONS for the great achievement, against all odds. This is just remarkable and historic. You’ve made history. Our next task is nation building #ForEveryone . All Glory be to God! #Godisinit
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Fighting crop tops harder than Zanu fights sanctions
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Fofoza
1 year
Tomorrow it's back to working for money to please the baddies again
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Fofoza
1 year
How old are you people? 😳
@Munyah_Wacho
Street Hustler_Gri7zmann🇪🇸💵💴
1 year
I bought my first simcard around 2010 ndiri grade 5 when I got my first phone from my dad. I've been using the same number upto this day... a lot people ask me kuti mwana mudiki 0773 wakaiwana sei 🤣🤣🤣
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Marrying black so you can be racist in peace is mad mad move. I respect it 😂
@jahman_adamski
🇿🇼Phrophet DrCde Prof Madzibaba Adamski Jahman
1 year
@iLoveAnesu @_denn1s Yeah Im really mad racist, to my wife of over a decade & our mixed race kids 11 & 6 plus the one on the way. Whilst we at it you can read I my racist tweet here 👇🏽.... there you Don have to hear anymore.
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1 year
They are playing @nitefreakdj at a random party in Bordeaux 😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Fofoza
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Zidofo
@Auzqn
Zim💫💫⭐️
10 months
Neasina mansion muZimbabwe arikungo chema na Mthuli.
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Fofoza
10 months
Paying Spotify to listen to Jah Prezha should be a crime
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Fofoza
1 year
We need to have a serious chat nevanhu vekumamisha. They are holding us back 😭😭😭
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Fofoza
3 years
If people are paying that much for a dog then imbwa yemunhu is no longer an insult
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Fofoza
1 year
Learning point? Munhu arikutoita internship sa minister wenyika??
@NewsDayZimbabwe
NewsDay Zimbabwe
1 year
🔴" This is a learning point for me and i promise to give it my all"- Emily Jesaya
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Fofoza
1 year
Caribbean women...
@televisionjam1
Television Jamaica
1 year
Shelly’s ( @realshellyannfp ) response to whether she’ll be encouraging her son to follow in her footsteps and pursue Track and Field. 😂 #TVJTrials2023 #JAAATrials
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1 year
I grew up with all 3 of them on these Twitter streets 🥹🥹🥹🥹
@SimplyCoco3
•Coco•
1 year
Love to see it 💕
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Fofoza
2 years
7 side hustles is romanticizing kushupika. Idc bro 😂😂😂
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Fofoza
8 months
Salary entering the account and immediately leaving for bills 😭😭😭😭
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Fofoza
1 year
BEAM yema celebrity 😂😂
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Fofoza
1 year
The only boy math that makes sense no matter what is kudya chaunacho nema baddie
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Fofoza
10 months
Aizve. The £1,680 was per person? 💀
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