When I convinced myself it was okay to eat pepperoni on pizza and that it isn’t really pork until pizza express gave me a kg of free Pepperoni when I went to collect my toogoodtogo because they were closing down and I ate so much i found god again
Thinking about how I found out through my bestie cousin that his sister had also once found my account and was showing him pics of me in a harness as if I don’t remember that her younger self got caught watching m|m porn on her iPad … like what are YOU doing here
Arab (from several countries), Afghani, Brazilian, Pakistani, Indian, Iranian, Italian, Romanian, Spanish, North African (mainly due to racism, always when I’m in France)…
me complaining about being back in the motherland always reads as bratty diaspora but let’s look at the facts a) 1st week back i was bed ridden, b) haven’t done anything for a month, c) weird cousin tried to …, d) other cousin snitched on my twitter… like there are reasons
‘What radicalised you? summer term of year 10 we had to do a few weeks of work experience and my first day at the pharmacy i had to stand on my feet for 8 hours straight …
Issue with being a free spirited cook (adding random things and hoping it works) is that I just made one of the best meals I’ve ever made on a whim and don’t think I’ll ever replicate it
Could never hate my dad like the hair genes this man has passed onto me…. Black curly hair, hairline still strong, gets monthly haircuts aged 56, his hair still black…like love you baba
Dad trying to tell me we’ll be back in the uk for the end of the month as if it’s a good thing… that man is absolutely paying my overdraft … do you understand how much money I could’ve worked instead I’m doing nothing everyday omg
What I learnt working at my dad’s shop is that I could never be a sex worker… someone could say they don’t have the right change and I’d just be like don’t worry about it it’s fine bring it next time
What I would give to be able to go into a bathroom stall with SZA whilst we’re both pinging like ‘you’re so gorgeous and amazing love yourself please’ and she looks back at me and says the same which ultimately ends with a key and a hug before we go back to the dance floor
📰| According to Rolling Stone, many artists have reached out to
@ChappellRoan
after her struggles with fame recently, including:
Billie Eillish
Hayley Williams
Katy Perry
Lorde
Miley Chrus
Julien Baker
Lucy Dacus
Phoebe Bridgers
Lady Gaga
Muna
Looked at old pics of my body to see whether I have skin cancer or if the dark spot I’ve noticed has always been there… anyways, small win for nitration
So irl who asked me to cosplay as her boo to make Iranian bae jealous just posted herself in a private jet???😭😭making friends in du*ham is CRAZY like you’re THAT rich?
Yeah maybe a Victorian chimney sweeping child would be scared to see my lungs but in the past three months I’ve drank thrice and not smoked weed or 🔑 so like … my body is a temple mwah