Masixole @MStotied Twitter profile

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Masixole

1 year

Linayo laptop? If no, get him one so that lihlale endlini libe busy nayo liyeke ugcwala istrato likhangelana namanye amakrwakala for umnqundu wento engekhoyo.

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

Lol I see some people are saying if they were this kid they would fight back. Fight back kubani? Endlini kabani? Twitter unibhanxile nina.

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Masixole

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6 months

Birthday Party zamajita are fun! You buy beer, bottles, Hubbly stuff and meat. Your boys pull up in flip flops ezigoso and shorts bephethe izinto nabo kuselwe kube mandi. Lena yabaya? Yhooo 😂😂😂😂

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@MStotied

9 months

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 years

Inendoda phakathi 😭😭😭

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Masixole

@MStotied

6 months

Xhosa people??? 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 years

What is this? 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Masixole

@MStotied

7 months

Lol she didn’t lie 🤞🏽😂😂😂

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Masixole

@MStotied

10 months

Sundiqhelisa ngezintwana.

Keabetswe🌬

@akreana_

11 months

Unwritten rules of a relationship ?

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 years

Niyaya esihogweni 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Masixole

@MStotied

6 months

Awwww iiBhebhists madoda 😭😭😭😭

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@MStotied

10 months

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 months

Julle fokon hond!! Akho nenye ezofumana parole kule minyaka mihlanu izayo 😂

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@HeidiGiokos

2 months

BREAKING: Minister of Correctional Services is Pieter Groenewald #eNCA #GNU2024

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Masixole

@MStotied

5 months

1. Awunandlela yothetha. 2. Une history neGintsa. 3. From New Brighton. 4. Uhamba iBang. 5. Lack of empathy. 6. Awukwazi ucela uxolo. 7. Uncokola ngoo Cyan, Zuki etc 8. Soloko usilwa ku twitter.

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@big_kegg2

5 months

2. What's a deal breaker for you in a relationship?

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@MStotied

1 year

I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Masixole

@MStotied

4 months

What an era 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Masixole

@MStotied

4 months

“Nibokhe nicime hooker pipe nilayite iiNdaba” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

Tinarha is not a real place 😭😭😭

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Masixole

@MStotied

6 months

@TheRealVicPrice When you don’t have means for your own beer, gents pick you up! Wonwabe nawe like everyone else.

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@MStotied

5 months

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

Lol guys, ningayikhumsha ngoku lento and throw every big word you have learned over the years but the fact remains : you stood very little, if any chance of being the mbokodo you are now kulena imeko. Uyawudibana nempama usafuna uyincokola ngengomso lento kuMakhulu. 😭

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Masixole

@MStotied

5 months

Kukho enye friend yam ecele picture ku-nyanayo since imgqibele kudala. Lantwana yathumela picture yayo ne stepfather. 😭😭😭😭😭

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Masixole

@MStotied

11 months

Girlfriend yechomi yam iduke five days. Oko ndilila 😭😭😭

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@MStotied

5 months

Intwana eliphara ephatha umpu xa uyibambile kufuneka family yayo ifike ngozo fanisa umzimba. Because le inxibe mnyama iyabonakala ba izombulala lomjita xa ifumene i-chance yakhe.

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

@_NondumisoM Unaye oseke wambeka kwi wheelchair?

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Masixole

@MStotied

10 months

One of the best nights on Twitter/X🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 years

We are never beating the allegations as PE gents 🤞🏾😢

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@MStotied

8 months

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

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Masixole

@MStotied

9 months

🕯🕯🕯 Girlfriend ezondifaka umnwe empundwini 🕯🕯🕯

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Masixole

@MStotied

5 months

Grounds kulo friendship, and I’m so serious.

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

Bayambhanxa umntu oNosakhele 😭😭😭😭😭

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Masixole

@MStotied

10 months

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@PhaksPhothinja

10 months

The jokes about amaKapa nama Rhawuti going back home in EC in December have already started on Facebook 😂😂

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Masixole

@MStotied

3 months

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@Gboye_Rave

3 months

A picture of you sitting down ??

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

Kuthwa that explosion happened because someone said “vuleka mhlaba ndingene”.

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 years

@MichaelBucwa Ngelixesha?

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Masixole

@MStotied

6 months

@MissBStylish1 Lol ayikho lonto. Emajiteni uxelelwa amasimba usawuqala umkhuba wothuma abantu kuba bengena mali.

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

Kwenzeka ntoni? 😭

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

@GQ_Tulanii Ababhuti badala bafundisa umntana ba makadle omnye umntana ibhotile engaphangeli, bathi umdliwa makayithathe phi imali yayo? Uyayibona ba yikaka le?

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Masixole

@MStotied

5 months

Guys, why abantu befuna uyikhumsha lento intle yenzeka eKZN? 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 years

Mandiyivale ndigoduke. Undinyisile shame lo Monday. Sozama ngomso kwakhona.

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Masixole

@MStotied

13 days

Ibhatalalwa kule ntwana lemali!!!

Newzroom Afrika

@Newzroom405

13 days

Mthatha West Chief Daluxolo Mareke has denied allegations of extortion against schools in the area, stating that the community is unaware of such claims. Chief Mareke says a recent meeting focused on addressing concerns about school cleanliness, not extortion. Watch:

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

@PRIDDY_WOLF Lock yourself in your room and come out when she’s asleep.

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

@nhinhim Ayijajisi lento sisi. No one has a PhD in parenting. People will raise abantwana babo ngalendlela bafuna ubakhulisa ngayo. Ungakulinge uvume ufune bakwenzele childhood trauma engekhoyo by throwing big words zesingesi.

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 years

@SinethembaFaku Bangaze baphinde bakubize to any party wena.

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Masixole

@MStotied

4 months

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Masixole

@MStotied

4 months

Grooty is bored, masidlaleni.

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Masixole

@MStotied

5 months

🕯🕯🕯Ngaske udibane ne grooty xa iJogger wena 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Ramaphosa's daughter👃 👃

@Ladyziyanda

5 months

Nah she's always been mean🚮🚮

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@MStotied

10 months

I honestly understand lamajita azifumanela medi gqiba atshomane nayo and do everything nayo. Gents can be very toxic.

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Masixole

@MStotied

5 years

Xhosa people are annoying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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@MStotied

8 months

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@MStotied

7 months

😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Masixole

@MStotied

6 months

@gushgirl Nazoke bra wam 👊🏽👊🏽

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

You : Makhulu andiyithandanga lanto yayizo…… Makhulu : Uthini?? Uthini Yonela???? The conversation ends. 😭😭😭😭😭

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

@Akhona_Nkangana No one is saying iright lento yenziwa nguMakhulu apha, at least I’m not saying that. Into endiyithethayo ngeyokuba abantu mabangaziqhathi. Chances of fighting back or moving out are close to zero.

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Masixole

@MStotied

11 months

Ngamasimba man into yomjolo. Kukho enye friend yam yohlukene ne girlfriend yayo, phofu ingathi ulahliwe. Oko eposta abantwana bakhe ku Whatsapp. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@MStotied

1 year

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@MStotied

1 year

@Themba_CPT Chuku olwenza iintshaba. Uchuku olubulalisayo.

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Masixole

@MStotied

5 months

Asoze uvuke ucinge lekaka. Khaphinde uyolala.

A M O 🇿🇦 💭

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5 months

Following this pastor thing I don't see where it says anything was enforced, how is the pastor already guilty or ke age gape? Or IPhone15 was forcefully bought for this girl?

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@MStotied

10 months

🎂

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@MStotied

5 months

Resurrection rounds.

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@MStotied

16 days

Ezizinja took my friend 💔

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

@GQ_Tulanii Mnqundu wabo nabo abobakhuluwa.

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@MStotied

1 year

Swiitaaathi!!!

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@MStotied

10 months

Lol man I love lentwana yasekhaya 😂❤️

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@MStotied

4 months

Congratulations to your daughter 🎉🥳 Uphi wena kengoku? 🥺

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@tbuthelezi10

4 months

My daughter did it again we have UKZN Honours Degree. I am proud mom. Having a kid while u still a teenager, it's not always bad

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@MStotied

9 months

@moza_onassis This is why ke ndingafuni undilahle as ichomi. Ndifuna uthatha amava apha kuwe. 🙏 This is beautiful mkhuluwa.

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@MStotied

1 year

@Nkosing79938324 Lol move out???? 😂😂😂😂 nah twitter is crazy

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@MStotied

1 year

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@MStotied

11 months

Ayifotwa incanca, majita.

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Masixole

@MStotied

5 years

Looking for a Junior Data Science/Analytics job. I'm based in Cape Town but willing to relocate.

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@akreana_

6 years

O jewa ke eng ?

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2 months

🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

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6 months

Yhini Ta Ace mkhuluwa 💔☹️

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5 months

Umhle ukufa ke uNosonka😊😊❤️❤️ ❤️❤️ Happy birthday to her 🎉🎂

Lungisani Mjaji

@MjajiLungisani

5 months

Happy 4th birthday to the precious Angel, Lethukukhanya Mjaji! Your name shines brightly, guiding you through life's challenges with a smile. May you continue to grow in wisdom, love, and respect for others. Always remember to honor your elders and face the world with confidence.

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@MStotied

4 months

Ndabuyela etywaleni strongo izolo 😩

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@MStotied

5 months

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@zeezcoszn

5 months

a picture of you smiling? let’s see 👀

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@MStotied

10 months

Indlela endibane nerves ngayo xa ndithetha nomntu oshoutayo. Yhuuu ndingayithini le into. 😩😩😩😩

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@MStotied

10 months

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@MStotied

6 months

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@MStotied

5 months

💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

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1 year

@BulelaniMzamo oNtanga boluselwe ukwazi abanye emakwabo?

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@MStotied

6 months

😭😭😭😭

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@MStotied

9 months

Azosibulala amankazana 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Masixole

@MStotied

5 months

@mayizukiswe_m Ewe! And umjita ngumfana apha osithanda kakhulu islalo. Akonqeni ukucela quickie eBathroom ngoku niqala udibana.

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@MStotied

1 year

@zEziminqweno Ungayityi namadoda. Ndiyakwazi wena.

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@MStotied

10 months

Ba ndinoze ndife eGoli nibuze kubo🤞🏽🤞🏽 Le yasekhaya and my good friend ❤️❤️❤️

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Masixole

@MStotied

3 months

Niyibonile Bafana Bafana yethu without Percy Tau? 🥺❤️🔥

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 years

@kaizerm_jr @KaizerChiefs you guys did a great job by deciding to part ways with this guy. I can never thank you enough. 🖤💛

Mazola J. Molefe

@superjourno

2 years

🚨 FULL STUART BAXTER INTERVIEW‼️ - Leaving Chiefs - Sporting Director’s role - Playing the kids - Ntseki - Thabo Cele - Coach Arthur Zwane

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@MStotied

9 months

I honestly understand people who take their lives. Kunzima kobu bomi shame.

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Masixole

@MStotied

2 years

@tatkayodidi @BeetsJustus He can answer for himself. But I think what he is trying to say is that if a female in a particular sport was being compared with another and a male from a panel replied with “No she’s a poes!” that wouldn’t end well.

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@MStotied

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𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠

@Nomagugu_xo

10 months

People Born in 1980-1989 Let’s see a picture or video of yourself

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Masixole

@MStotied

1 year

Mna I will forever avoid amajita aseBhayi apha eJozi and CT. Saturday ndidibana nenye intwana who happens to be friends with my friend, yerrrrr uyathetha ngamagama abantu lomntu! Ndanaar akwahla nobotywala.

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@MStotied

6 months

@D_M_X_100 Ewe ewe 😂😂😂😂

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@MStotied

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