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As the official beginning of party has started, first thing Shrek is doing is by relaxing under the sun, without having anyone to disturb him.
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Arriving at the Egghead Island, Shrek was starting to take a look of this so-called beach party, as it turns out to be a catastrophe, seeing people drowning
⠀〝 Whit a way tae start a party... 〞
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀( #𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑪𝑬 )
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❝ Remember 𝕽𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑. If
you try to take away someone’s
light and love, then you’ll have
to deal with me. How dare you
interfere with something so
passionate like love. ❞
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⠀〝 If donkey wis 'ere, he would totally blaw th' stage wi' his songs. Or making oot a duet wi' that lassie. 〞
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀( #𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑪𝑬 / #𝙴𝙶𝙶𝙵𝙴𝚂𝚃 )
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⠀〝 Weel, isnae it juist peachy? Not ainlie a'm bein' disturbed by mah relaxation, bit ah get tae join in a organization wi' a bunch o' fowk ah haven't even met thaim yet? 〞
Shrek said to himself, after being dragged out by #𝓐𝙀𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙐𝙎 for a brawling festival.
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The ogre, as he transcended faster towards the Curse Spirit, blows at his abdomen with 𝕭𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝕱𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇; 黒閃 powerful enough to send him away from the field.
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⠀〝 Ah wonder whit's wi' a' they fowk wanting sae muckle tae catch up wi` me? Ah mean, nae that a'm a celebrity, bit thay an' a' ken me wi' a' th' doolally art thay mak' fur thair ain funny gain. 〞
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⠀〝 Actually, ah hae yin rhetoric quaistion in mah mynd. 'n' that is... 〞
A moment of hesitation ensued as he momentarily held his breath, then proceeded to expel it in a vociferous manner.
⠀〝 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?! 〞
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◟ * 𝘱𝘵𝘰𝘰 ◝ ——— disgorging sanguine fluid from brims、casting a vexed gaze upon the with his physique savagely pummeled.
‘ what are you gawking at❓’
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As Shrek was facing the mysterious man with his face covered in hood, Shrek decided to throw towards him not a punch, but an intense howl that only a true ogre can use at the top of his lungs, associated with a impactful energy of his CT. ⤸
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Hmmm, I wouldn't force you to fight me in that case, your the first person to not make a joke about it and seem legit nice. Could we at least be friends since we don't want to fight each other ?
I need better friends these days.
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Looking around, while no one is listening, he goes to
@_THXLEAD1NGMAN_
's ear, and starts to whisper.
⠀〝 Hey, ye. Thir's something that yi''ll need tae ken. 〞
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Perceiving the reiteration of
@pureexgold
's actions towards the ogre, the male emitted a despondent exhalation whilst delicately massaging his eyes with the digits located at the proximal end of their upper limb, ⤸
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⠀〝 I don't forordinar git pure upset that much. Althoogh, if thare is one thing that ah git uggit easily is tae hear Donkey's yapping every single day. 〞
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⠀⠀⠀Hm! Tell me, do you get angry easily? Have people every cried or be sad on your swamp area? If so, I’m pretty sure you possess cursed energy. Only a few people are able to control it.
[ Todo Aoi teaching fucking Dreamworks’ very own Shrek the basics of Jujutsu Sorcery. ]
❝Ah, don't worry about that. I'll try not to be a nuisance and I went on a journey myself but that was a long time ago. Besides, I'm curious to meet these friends of yours that you just mentioned.❞
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⠀〝 If ye say sae. Bit, huv a go nae tae be annoying throo'oot th' journey, lik' howfur Donkey did whin Fiona 'n' ah git tae gang oan th' Far Far Away fur th' foremaist time. 〞
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⠀〝 E'en gin ye want tae meet thaim, they're sae annoyin tae live wi thaim. A mean Donkey talks ower much, Pinocchio doesnae act like a guid boy at aw, the three little pigs are makin a mess an sae on. 〞
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❝They sound like lovely people. I mean, my guild pretty much acts the same way as well. They're all extremely wonderful but they are also very rowdy and destructive.❞
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⠀〝 Fur, a'm living in a fairy tale land. 'n' this steid doesn't seem tae be mah swamp or th' Far Far Away kingdom. Sae, wha urr ye tae baillie me, pipsqueak? 〞
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❝Why am I suddenly seeing a green talking man who knows of Fiore? I don't believe I'm familiar with him.❞
She doesn't understand what's happening truth be told.
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Shrek immediately get off from his bath, putting his clothes on him, starting to point at the skeleton man.
⠀〝 A'richt, ye! Ye have ten seconds tae explain what urr ye daein' 'ere, before ah will use mah Domain Expansion on ye. 〞
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* NO NO! I AM A MONSTER SKELETON, NOT A SKELETON SKELETON!! BUT HELLO THERE!
[ Papyrus pulling hand up from his side and waves it vigorously in the air with a smile going ear to ear? ]
[ Seriously, the smell was absolutely horrendous. Todo tried to keep a professional and inspiring demeanor. Arms crossed against his chest, he looked at the green man. ]
⠀⠀⠀Hold on, my student. Before talking about Domain Expansion, what do you have in store?
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⠀〝 Listen, peewee! Ah ain't no pops tae ye! A'm an ogre, an' a' known as Shrek! Ye got it? 〞
Shrek replied, while he was picking Sonic easily by his spikes from his back, interrogating him more closer.
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— in front of him. His former look of nervousness was replaced to that of one that was more cordial, a neat smile decorating his muzzle.
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⠀ 〝 We got off on the wrong foot, 𝘗𝘰𝘱𝘴! Let's start over? 〞
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⠀〝 Ah guess...what abilities micht be useful enough, if ye hae than a 𝕯𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝕰𝐗𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍? 〞
Shrek said, while he was looking at the muscular male appearing in front of him with a weird pose.
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[ Todo strikes an infamous JoJo Pose as he stops right in front of the ogre. The acid sweet swamp ass smell is absolutely overwhelming though . . . He’ll offer him a 16 in 1 shampoo as a hand-me-down gift. ]
⠀⠀MY GREEN FRIEND! Are you ready to unlock your full potential?!