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Your Friendly Neighborhood Smirk-Man

3 days

No need to fake it! My Mood Gear shirt always says it how it is. What's your mood today? Shop comfy tees that express you at ! #MoodGear #HonestExpression #OOTD #crazy #moodgearmagic #cheapandeasy #emotionalhonesty

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Smirk-Man

@MKerklin

2 years

My mom is officially cancer free!

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3 years

Actual photo of Kimberly Guilfoyle at QPAC.

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6 months

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6 months

Is there a more annoying human being on planet Earth than Taylor Swift?

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3 years

If a tree falls in the forest, but nobody is around to hear it, does the GQP still blame AOC and the Green New Deal for it?

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3 years

My grandfather passed away last night. He was 95. He will be rejoining his wife Clare who passed 5 years ago. RIP Grandpa Sid.

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2 years

Pray for the family tonight. My aunt was hit by a car and has broken both legs and both arms....

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2 years

Complete the sentence: Marijuana is a gateway to _________. My answer? Fucking bliss.

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1 year

When Scott Baio, James Woods, Roseanne Barr, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Ricky Schroder, Kristy Swanson, Jon Voight, Caitlyn Jenner, Kevin Sorbo, Tim Allen, Stacey Dash, Randy Quaid, Dean Cain, Mike Lindell, Travis Tritt, and Joe Piscopo are all busy.

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2 years

Madison Cawthorn's next career move will be modeling for Mike Lindell's new lingerie line, MyPanties.

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3 years

Stephanie and I are in the hospital. Stephanie went into early labor and delivered Talley via C-section at 5am at 25 weeks old. Mom and baby are both doing ok.

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4 years

So Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Antonio Sabato Jr., John Voight, and James Woods are forming a Trumpy Superhero team. What's the name of their team?

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2 years

Betty White is trending, and I legit had to check to see if she came back to life or not.

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3 years

My 77 year old mother that just started chemo for stage 2 lymphoma and is a type 2 diabetic just tested positive for COVID-19. Fuck. She's only gotten to video chat with her new granddaughter so far. Prayers and shares for the matriarch of #TeamTalley .

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4 years

Work is boring this Friday evening. Drop your favorite anti-Trump memes to brighten my feed, and help unify we resisters! I'll start.

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3 years

2020 is almost over. What's the best thing you did this year, or the best thing that happened to you? I'll go first. Just found out we're expecting a new baby!

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3 years

My preemie daughter is 15 weeks early and in the NICU, I'm dealing with an ongoing adoption case, my father has lung cancer, I work full time, have a wife and two kids at home, and I am working on a computer science degree. I'm not "too busy" to check on people I care about.

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3 years

Does Meghan McCain secretly love Trump and believe in Q?

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3 years

A fairly uneventful day for Talley, eating and napping. Uneventful is good! Can we get Talley some extra likes tonight? #TeamTalley #PreemiePower #NICU

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2 years

Some of my favorite friends on here got too big and no longer even see me or my tweets anymore. Can you guys drop a hello if you actually see my tweet? Curious who actually sees these.

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3 years

I'm House Moderna. Which house are you?

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2 years

Who else does Stacey Dash not know is dead? I'm starting with Frederick Douglass.

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3 years

Talley took a few hours off the oxygen today and also got a nose hose break too! She weighs 10.6 pounds. More prayers and shares and tags everyone! #TeamTalley

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2 years

Cancel $50,000 of student debt! #studentloanforgiveness #CancelStudentDebt Pass it on.

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2 years

I heard Kevin Sorbo died. I double checked, and it was just his career. My bad Kevs.

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3 years

Rush Limbaugh died today. Looks like God's cancel culture game is on point. Let me know before you block me, thanks.

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2 years

Saying goodbye to my father this morning... #HouseKerklin

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3 years

Name something more useful than Ted Cruz.

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3 years

Happy Saturday, Twirps! Happy birthday to me! I'm 43 today! Wife is still in the hospital, so it's just me today.

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1 year

At the ER with Talley. She's got ear infections and some bronchial stuff and likely some pneumonia too. She's on high flow oxygen and will be admitted soon. Prayers and shares #TeamTalley

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3 years

If Lauren Boebert, Majorie Taylor Greene, Meghan McCain, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and Kayleigh McEnany formed an all girl pop group, what would they be called?

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3 years

Meghan McCain thinks she's picked on by the media for being the "conservative" on The View. What's the real reason she gets called out?

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@MKerklin

2 years

I always feel gross when I agree with Geraldo Rivera. I need a shower.

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3 years

Name something more relevant than Candace Owens?

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3 years

No new bleeds, up to 6ml per feeding. May come off the jet ventilator in the next couple of days to the regular vent. Talley is doing great and has had a great day today! #TeamTalley #PreemiePower #NICU #KerklinStrong

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@MKerklin

3 years

Pineapple on pizza guys. Yes or no?

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3 years

If Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert formed a band, what would they call it?

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3 years

On my way to the my grandfather's funeral.

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3 years

Talley looking at me tonight while I'm getting pics. "Leave me alone, Dad!" #TeamTalley #PreemiePower #NICU

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@MKerklin

3 years

Why do people not know the difference between lose and loose anymore?

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3 years

Snuggles with Dad today! This girl needs some big girl shout outs! Prayers and shares! What a great day for #TeamTalley to trend! Let's make it happen! This will bring all the feels! #DadLife #PreemiePower #NICUWarrior #thursdayvibes #HouseKerklin

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@MKerklin

3 years

Talley's intubation tube was replaced by the nasal breathing tube. The other was too small and leaking, so they will continue to monitor her blood gasses. Doing a chest x-ray later to make sure her lungs are in good shape. #TeamTalley #KerklinStrong #PreemiePower #NICU

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@MKerklin

2 years

Dad passed away this morning. He was resting comfortably and at peace. I am picking up his uniform in the morning and heading to Ft. Smith, AR, where he will be buried, to speak to the funeral home. Prayers and shares guys. #HouseKerklin

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3 years

Talley got her first nightgown today and a big girl blanket swaddle from Dad. She's doing great! Happy Father's Day, and count your blessings dads! #TeamTalley #KerklinStrong #PreemiePower #NICUWarrior #FathersDay #HappyFathersDay #DadLife

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3 years

Mayo or Miracle Whip?

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6 months

Anybody: What made you learn to cook? Me: I was hungry and I like eating.

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3 years

Talley made it through surgery successfully and is resting now. Zonked out is more accurate. #TeamTalley #PreemiePower #KerklinStrong #NICUWarrior

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3 years

Judge approved the adoption! Waiting for final hearing date now.

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3 years

First skin to skin! #TeamTalley #PreemiePower #KerklinStrong #NICU

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3 years

New hat! And the cord fell off this morning. #TeamTalley #KerklinStrong #PreemiePower #NICU

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3 years

Has Ricky Schroeder, Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, or Meghan McCain given the Crumbleys' money for their defense fund yet?

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3 years

Talley got moved to a private room today and is still rocking her bottles. Finishing off every one! Orders are in for her home oxygen already and the plan is to send her home with it. Shares and prayers guys! We're in the endgame now! #TeamTalley

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@MKerklin

3 years

What are things you'd rather watch than Trump's QPAC speech?

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@MKerklin

2 years

Meghan McCain is trending again. That reminds me, time for my colonoscopy.

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@MKerklin

3 years

Sorry Talley updates have been scarce. I'll just let the pictures speak for themselves... Light it up with the RTs! Prayers and shares guys. Talley-Girl: Homecoming #TeamTalley #HouseKerklin #PreemiePower #NICUWarrior #WarriorPrincess

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@MKerklin

3 years

Talley missed her feed goals yesterday and last night by 14 ml. She hit the goal today for day shift and missed the first night shift bottle my 1 ml. We're all pulling for her hitting tonight's goal! Prayers and shares guys! #TeamTalley

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@MKerklin

3 years

I could actually hit 7k followers today! Thanks for not being picky about who you follow guys.

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2 months

Anniversary dinner tonight at Ramsay's Kitchen! Actual anniversary is tomorrow when we'll be at game 1 of the Thunder playoffs! Happy 6 years with this lady!

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1 month

Guess Twix messed up the balloons, but it's balloon day anyway! Happy 46th to me! Also I need surgery on my elbow and eventually my C5-C7 region.

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3 years

Talley's exam went great. Left eye is 100% and right was worse before, and is almost 100% now. She had some dad snuggles and is eating and cuddling with mom now! Prayers and shares #TeamTalley ! #BossBaby #PreemiePower #NICUWarrior #HouseKerklin

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@MKerklin

4 years

Did they really hack Parler? Or did they just figure out everybody's passwords are MAGA2020?

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3 years

Talley jumped to 3180 grams. For those math averse, that's 7 lbs .17 oz! She's up to a bottle every other feed, working on her pacing and stamina. She could be coming home soon, possibly with some oxygen support still. Prayers and shares #TeamTalley !

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3 years

Talley is up to 1610 grams today, 3.55 pounds! #TeamTalley #KerklinStrong #PreemiePower #NICUWarrior

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2 years

My father is still stable on his trach, and will likely be transferred to his nursing facility on Monday. He'll be about 3 hours from where I live. Please pray for him, that he may be able to recover. Also pray that he will not suffer. #COVID19 Prayers and shares.

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@MKerklin

3 years

Anybody want to offer an opinion on referring to Talley's pictures as "gruesome?"

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2 years

What do you want on your tombstone?

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3 years

Mom is getting worse.

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3 years

Sweet Talley is a month old today! I can't believe it's been a month already, and it still feels like the longest month in history. They are giving her steroids today in preparation for extubating her tomorrow. #TeamTalley #KerklinStrong #PreemiePower #NICUWarrior

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3 years

Talley got a clean bill of health from the eye doctor and from the neurosurgeon today. Next eye exam in six weeks, next Neuro exam in 3 months. Talley had a busy day, and is getting some happy snuggle time with Dad! Prayers and shares guys! #TeamTalley

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3 years

A little Sunday Talley love. Doesn't seem like nearly as many people see these anymore. Algorithm issues I guess. Thought I'd share anyway. Prayers and shares! Let's get #TeamTalley trending! #SundayVibes

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3 years

Late update today. Been busy! Talley hit 7 lbs 6.9 oz last night and loves her bouncer and her private room. Feeding tube is out and she has to take 252 ml of milk in one day. Prayers and shares! RT and tag everyone. She's in the endgame now! #TeamTalley

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@MKerklin

3 years

@johnfeal2 I pretty much just post my preemie daughter/kid related stuff anymore. #TeamTalley

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3 years

Talley is trying to see what's going on. #TeamTalley

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2 years

Kid Rock is what you get when Kevin Sorbo mates with a meth pipe made out of a Mountain Dew can.

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3 years

I just feel alone about 94% of the time.

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3 years

What do you think Ted Cruz got in exchange for selling his soul?

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3 years

Mom got her monoclonal antibody infusion today finally, and is feeling slightly better today than yesterday. Oygenation is staying around 95%. Hopefully the worst is behind her.

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@MKerklin

3 years

#NewProfilePic #TeamTalley

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3 years

What's your go to for toppings on a hot dog?

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3 years

Talley's heart rate is down, vitals are good, and she's always trying to escape her swaddle. She loves when Mom and Dad come to visit, and is trying very hard to interact with us. She also overflowed her diaper. #TeamTalley #KerklinStrong #PreemiePower #NICU

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@MKerklin

2 years

Who will say hello to Talley today? #TeamTalley

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3 years

Talley came up to 7 lbs 5.8 oz last night! She's chilling on 1 liter low flow and still on bottles every other feed. Sticking to the plan. Follow up eye exam to check ROP progress tomorrow too. Prayers and shares and tags for all the fans! #TeamTalley

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@MKerklin

3 years

Late Talley update. Talley is 17 3/4 inches long and 6 lb 3.8 oz. She has a blood gas in the morning, and her next ROP exam tomorrow also. I didn't get to visit today, so I took a screenshot off of her livestream cam. Shares and prayers #TeamTalley !

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@MKerklin

3 years

Finally getting Nevaeh's COVID-19 test. It's negative!

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@MKerklin

1 year

@davidmweissman Doesn't name calling mean Dan Bong Cheeto lost the argument?

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@MKerklin

3 years

She's 3 and a half months old and her original due date was tomorrow. This girl has already had eye surgery and a reservoir tap surgically placed in her head. She's still on oxygen currently. Talley can't be stopped. She's stronger than I am. #TeamTalley

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3 years

Friends - The pure innocence of a beautiful baby girl. With eyes filled of hope & love. @MKerklin your daughter is precious, spectacular, a miracle and a gift!

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@MKerklin

2 years

Talley had her eye exam today. She didn't love getting her eyes dilated or the bright lights but she did great. She has astigmatism that he wants watch but her vision is normal. Follow up in 9 months! Prayers and shares! RT this miracle baby! #TeamTalley