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@MJC439

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Matt

@MJC439

10 years

Every "Ched Evans shouldn't play football" argument debunked. http://t.co/77i2x2ajzN

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@MJC439

10 months

This must have been what it felt like watching Messi break through at Barca, if Messi had looked 45 and was addicted to kebabs

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@MJC439

1 year

@Akash_jr10 @Football__Tweet What does that even mean?

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10 months

@Fishy_0731 Got in last night with bag to finish and no notes. Opened the card from my dad’s Mrs. £40. It’s like she was psychic, cheers love.

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@MJC439

6 years

#BHAFC fans, we might have lost but I have a new catchy song. Honest opinions wanted. Think it would look good with the whole north stand joining in

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@MJC439

2 years

Mitoma celebrating goals by just running in to people until he falls over is my new favourite thing.

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@MJC439

2 years

@harrywells24 @FootyAccums He had a year left on his contract and wasn’t signing a new deal. Don’t think it’s that hard to understand

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@MJC439

3 years

@arrokudatime @VottoPlantEmoji Because they make shit cookie-cutter music for 11 year olds and their religious parents that sounds like the sole reason it was made is to be used in adverts.

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5 years

The best £2.5 we have ever spent. No player since Zamora has given me more footballing moments that I will remember for the rest of my life. Thank you, Le Petit Magicien. Anthony Knockaert, Albion Legend. #BHAFC

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1 year

“Brighton will be the new Southampton” cool, literally don’t care. I’m not going to grow up and tell the kids about when we consolidated 15th for another season. I’m going to tell them about the time I went to Belarus, saw us win 2-0 and then got my head kicked in. Levels.

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1 year

@Jaack Hope you and your old man had a sick time!

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Matt

@MJC439

5 years

Can we just talk about how Lewis Dunk split the Watford defence with a through-ball from his own half? 😍 #BHAFC

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@MJC439

1 year

I am going to boo Caicedo, not because I dislike him but because booing people is fun. Not everything is football needs to be some massive moral debate

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@MJC439

1 year

Fair play to Chelsea, you can understand why they spent 3 months trying to negotiate with Bloom. They’ve managed to barter Caicedo down from £100,000,0000 to only £115,000,000

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@MJC439

3 years

Points taken against Manchester City & Liverpool: 7 Points taken against Sheffield United, West Brom, Fulham & Burnley: 6 I love this ridiculously stupid football club.

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@MJC439

5 years

Our game against Man City is a few weeks is massive. Could go a long way to deciding which one of us wins the title. #BHAFC

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@MJC439

11 months

Bonjour you cheese eating surrender monkeys @OM_Officiel @MarseilleUltras @OmPuissant

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@MJC439

5 years

Nobody could have envisioned that the 31 year old Right Back we signed on a free transfer would go on to play over 250 games for us and lead us to the Premier League. An Albion Legend, thank you El Captáin. #BHAFC

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@MJC439

1 year

I normally appreciate our fans being creative, but whoever made these stickers - please don’t

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Matt

@MJC439

11 months

RDZ makes you realise that Graham Potter was a cardboard cutout with an ‘Emotional Intelligence degree’ Blu-Tacked on to the front of it, rather than an actual human being:

Brighton & Hove Albion

@OfficialBHAFC

11 months

WE'VE GOT SUPER ROB DE ZERBI! 🎶

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Matt

@MJC439

7 years

If you’re a Brighton fan and you genuinely want a Hughton out then fuck off. Seriously snap your season ticket and fuck off to support Man.U. Cunts

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Matt

@MJC439

6 years

Congratulations to the #WBA fans today who showed just how much they respect Cyril Regis and everything he did to fight racism in football... by booing a player who had the audacity to complain about perceived racist abuse. You’re a real bunch of winners lads, well done.

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@MJC439

6 years

Fulham away, Brentford away, weekend away trips in Sheffield or Nottingham, no VAR, more than one shot on target a game and not a single plastic twat in sight. Roll on the 19/20 Championship 😎

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1 year

@HipsterManager This is actually one of his tamer efforts

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@MJC439

1 year

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM AINT NOBODY BETTER THAN JOHN PAUL VAN HECKE

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

@Thecolsullivan @Wendigoon8 Have you actually, you know… watched the video?

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@MJC439

1 year

@Akash_jr10 @Football__Tweet Lots of places use the term soccer, and even if they didn’t it doesn’t make your tweet any less weird.

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Matt

@MJC439

7 years

Ladies & Gentlemen, I present to you the next winner of Love Island

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Matt

@MJC439

10 years

#SWFC fans today were the loudest fans we've ever had at The Amex. Say what you want about the game/performance. Their fans were superb.

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

Fully grown blokes being excited to go to Hooters as part of an away day are fucking weird.

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

@JamesCageWhite It’s fate you lose followers just as quickly as you lose your hair

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Matt

@MJC439

7 years

A thread of Brighton games I have seen live that means I find it fucking ridiculous that people are moaning about us being 15th in the Premier League:

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

Brighton could announce that they were removing wheelchair access to the ground and Andy Naylor would spend the entire day tweeting that it’s a good thing and if you’re too lazy to walk then you can’t blame the club for that because we’re 7th in the Premier League.

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Matt

@MJC439

6 years

ALL THE PRIESTS ARE TERRIFIED

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@ClaudiaLamb

6 years

Notre Dame is on fire.

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Matt

@MJC439

7 years

Palace haven't scored a league goal against a current Premier League club in 160 days. Here's a list of things you could do in that time:

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Matt

@MJC439

6 years

Duffy, Dunk & Balogun cost us £4,000,000. Lindelof and Bailly cost £60,000,000. I fucking LOVE our recruitment team. #BHAFC

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Matt

@MJC439

1 year

After all the sticker discourse yesterday I decided to make my own set. £10 each or £10.20 if you want them in colour. Let me know what you think #BHAFC

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@MJC439

1 year

I love Van Hecke. Watching him play is like giving a toddler a box of fireworks. Is something going to happen? Absolutely. Is it good? Maybe.

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Matt

@MJC439

9 months

Nor to be hyperbolic, but I think Sheffield United might have the stupidest fanbase in the football league.

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@MJC439

1 year

HAHAHAHA I’m claiming the assist here.

Matt

@MJC439

6 years

#BHAFC fans, we might have lost but I have a new catchy song. Honest opinions wanted. Think it would look good with the whole north stand joining in

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@MJC439

2 years

10th September 2022. 4:47PM. The Brighton manager walks towards the packed out away end at Bournemouth, pumping his fist and cheering. Brighton have gone top of the league after a dominant 3-0 victory. “Ole Ole Ole, Bruno” chant the BHA fans. Once A Seagull, Always A Seagull.

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

Our fans get beaten up? Funny. Punching a manager? Reported 😡 😡 😡

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Matt

@MJC439

6 years

Grown men wearing half and half scarves at Brighton station. Would rather shit in my hands and clap than drape one of those monstrosities across my shoulders.

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@MJC439

8 months

@Jackalbion96 The half hidden word is “raping”

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@MJC439

4 years

UP THE SHITHOUSING SEAGULLS

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Matt

@MJC439

1 year

The “In your town, shagging your birds” sticker would be much, much funnier if it said “Shagging your blokes”. Play up to the stereotype you coward.

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@MJC439

2 years

Brighton podcasts arguing with each other over who really speaks for Brighton fans. Crazy how out of control somebodies ego can get because they filmed themselves having a chat in their bedroom and 17 people listened to it.

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@MJC439

3 years

@cainstadt @HarryUTV @AVFCOfficial @IngsDanny They’ve got more chance of signing the corpse of Jihadi John than Bissouma

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@MJC439

1 year

Here is my sticker design based on this idea. Positive feedback only please.

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

@JamesCageWhite What a man.

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@MJC439

2 years

I wish Brighton Twitter was this exciting. All we get is a fully grown man pretending to be a rabbit and whatever a SeagullSimon is.

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Matt

@MJC439

6 years

Mad how you can get fined because your dog did a poo in some grass and you didn’t pick it up, but you can ride a horse down the high street, shit tumbling out of it and it’s perfectly acceptable.

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@MJC439

7 years

“Leo, used to be a happy man. Full of love and laughter. Then he started doing meth. 6 months later he was a right back.”

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Matt

@MJC439

3 years

If this isn’t one of your favourite squads ever then you aren’t a proper Brighton fan. Southampton had Lallana, Lambert, OX, Fonte, Schneiderlin etc and we PISSED the league playing the best football I’d ever seen us play. Best season ever, imo.

Gary Dicker

@gary_dicker

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Marbella 2011!! @OfficialBHAFC

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@MJC439

2 years

@JamesCageWhite James, you have never once listened to the advice people give you so truthfully why bother asking?

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Matt

@MJC439

7 months

We’ve finished in the top 6 once in our entire history and some of our fans who have footballers as their profile picture are now acting like finishing 10th/11th would be the end of the world. Proper negative IQ opinions.

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@MJC439

1 year

Outdone myself with my latest sticker design for Ajax away.

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Matt

@MJC439

8 months

@TyllorParker @_gapc The Trainline isn’t going to shag you, mate.

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Matt

@MJC439

5 years

Ajax are incredible. So why is almost every single player we sign from Holland absolute FUCKING SHITE?

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

@JamesCageWhite I’m not sure a middle aged man who can’t keep a job for more than a week, had to have his mum pay for a wife and spends his days begging on the internet can call anybody else a loser, James.

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@MJC439

1 year

Have I just got home, written a long message to Alexis Mac Allister and then sent him both that and the Spanish translation like he’ll actually read it? No, obviously not. Maybe. Okay ffs yes I have. Leave me alone.

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

@theheroman_ @JamesCageWhite Bit of both. I think he’s genuinely a useless man baby who can’t hold down a job BUT he plays up stuff like fate and buying games for attention.

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Matt

@MJC439

3 years

Has the commentator on our game just claimed people weren’t booing Bissouma and instead it was our fans shouting shoot? He had the ball in our own box. What a FANTASTIC lie 😂😂😂😂😂

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@MJC439

3 years

Some things never change

We Are Brighton

@wearebrighton

8 years

52) Being so shit at penalties that Gus Poyet used to have to take to hiding behind the Withdean dug out every time we were awarded one

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Matt

@MJC439

6 years

Getting battered by Bournemouth suddenly doesn’t seem so bad anymore.

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@MJC439

2 years

@AndyNaylorBHAFC If there’s no buy option on the loan then of course we’ve buckled. What a ridiculous tweet. Chelsea have taken our POTS and we’re also developing a player they can’t be arsed to give minutes to one of our own prospects. Absolute bollocks

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Matt

@MJC439

5 years

Yves Bissouma being managed by an attack minded manager who wants us to play nice football? Roll on the 19/20 season right now 💉

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@MJC439

3 years

Nothing sums up our fan base more than being adamant that we should support Bissouma through being arrested but then wanting him out of the club for not clapping the fans and having 2 sub-par games in a row. Some of you are a different breed.

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@MJC439

1 year

Saying you have mixed feelings over a nonce dying is weird. Kicking a mate off your podcast and not saying his name like he’s Voldermort is equally weird though. I’m glad me and my mates just go to the pub in our spare time.

Albion Obsessed

@AlbionObsessed

1 year

We are aware of the tweet by a member of the Albion Obssesed team via their personal Twitter. The views are not in keeping with the ethos of Albion Obsessed and therefore we have parted ways with the individual in question. We are sorry for any offence this may have caused.

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@MJC439

1 year

Genuinely might have to delete Twitter for a bit. The amount of times I type out an angry tweet and then realise there’s no point arguing about Brighton’s stance on transfers with a Chelsea fan from Nairobi so delete it all can’t be good for me.

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Matt

@MJC439

8 years

3 games without Stephens - 1 Point, 6 conceded 3 games with Stephens - 9 points , 0 conceded. Massive, massive player for us. #BHAFC

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Matt

@MJC439

8 years

Yes, Akpom has been poor but if you booed him off then please leave now and never enter a Brighton game again you absolute fucking Cunt

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

@Martin_Watkins7 @BBCSport @BBCMOTD 6th best defence in the league last season, only 5 teams have conceded less than us this season. Does your arse ever get jealous of the shit coming out your mouth?

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Matt

@MJC439

10 years

#YesAllMen - Because the four males killed by Elliott Rodger don't matter. The two women he killed PROVE he was misogynistic.

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Matt

@MJC439

3 years

@Iancampbell171 @mrjon1976 @NorthStandChat @wearebrighton I reckon you could make it up Ian, mainly as it’s very clearly made up x

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Matt

@MJC439

3 years

Bobby Sanchez booked for winding up Palace fans? Hahahaha what a beautiful man, I fucking love him

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Matt

@MJC439

7 years

Brighton are in the top half of the Premier League. Going to spend all night looking at the league table and touching myself.

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Matt

@MJC439

6 years

Bissouma needs to careful. Being an unpopular person of colour in Huddersfield normally leads to a broken arm and a mock waterboarding.

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@MJC439

5 years

Yep thanks Jake, watching your shithouse team stick 10 behind the ball, manage 0 shots on target and still lose really has pleased me. Great call. Cheers lads. #BHAFC #NCFC

Jake Humphrey

@mrjakehumphrey

6 years

Having watched Brighton today, and I know I’m not impartial, but you really should be pleased about the prospect of an expansive, exciting, ambitious Norwich team...full of home-grown talents...joining the @premierleague . 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Matt

@MJC439

7 years

Izquierdo lobbing his shirt and running the entire pitch before being caught by Ryan is one of the best celebrations I’ve ever seen. What a goal. What a team.

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Matt

@MJC439

5 years

@frank_newsham @OfficialBHAFC @SpursOfficial @SnickersUKcom Agreed. Let’s start an injured player. Good idea.

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@MJC439

2 years

Our fanbase weirdly overrates some players because they’re young, foreign & have a cool name. Sarmiento & Enciso being the two main examples. Neither of them have done anything yet.

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@MJC439

2 years

I was really exited for a European away day with my mates, but I suppose a collection of apologies from a corrupt organisation is nearly as exciting.

Simon Stone

@sistoney67

2 years

PGMOL chief Howard Webb has been in touch with @OfficialBHAFC to admit Hojbjerg tackle on Mitoma yesterday should have been a penalty.

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Matt

@MJC439

8 years

2000+ #BHAFC fans, 350 miles from home. 2-0 down and singing so much we didn't even hear the full time whistle. I love this club.

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Matt

@MJC439

7 years

Traveled from the earth to the moon at less than 80mph

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Matt

@MJC439

3 years

@norflondonboi81 @CrimeLdn How old do you think the people in the video are?

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Matt

@MJC439

6 years

Whether you’ve taken this tweet seriously or not; please donate a few quid towards the family of David Ibbetson so his family can continue the search and get some closure.

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Matt

@MJC439

3 years

People can do whatever they like, but I’m not sure if Brighton & Hove Albion ever actually required 7000 different podcasts.

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Matt

@MJC439

9 months

I won’t do the “where were you at Prestfisld 😡” spiel because it’s stupid BUT you can 100% tell the fans who aren’t used to us being shit at times like this.

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@MJC439

3 years

For Barnes to stand on the keeper and get called offside because we had nobody on the line once is bad luck. For him to do the exact same thing 20 minutes later is utterly fucking brain dead 😂 Harvey Barnes MOTM

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Matt

@MJC439

1 year

For fucks sake.

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@h_good11

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Can’t wait to drop this video on Marseille Twitter after we visit the Stade Velodrome and shithouse a 1-0 win #bhafc

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@MJC439

6 years

Mark Lawrenson could walk in on two lingerie models frigging each other off and he’d probably moan that he’d made his bed earlier and now they’ve creased his bed sheets.

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

28th May 2023. 5:51PM. They’ve done it. The Brighton fans can’t believe it. A late winner away to Villa has confirmed the impossible. The sun bounces off the bald head of their leader. A wry smile creeps across the face of Sean Dyche. He has saved Brighton from relegation.

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Matt

@MJC439

2 years

@Tezhuh @Jaack This might come as a surprise, but they didn’t base the rules entirely around you and what you’d do.

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Matt

@MJC439

8 months

@Nolly10Tv @MusicConte1 @FBAwayDays Two bots having a conversation under a post about someone getting stabbed. Elon has ruined this app hasn’t he, Christ

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Matt

@MJC439

1 year

@trapboy101 @Akash_jr10 @Football__Tweet Ireland, Australia, Canada.

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Matt

@MJC439

3 years

@staceydday @_LouisHodge_ @SColderwood @SpursOfficial @SpursLGBT Buying tickets for a spurs fan at a spurs game in the Brighton end is against the TOS. Remove their tickets and ban them for life please @OfficialBHAFC

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Matt

@MJC439

7 years

Repeated the phrase "Benteke is just a shit John Obika" 2764800 times

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Matt

@MJC439

6 months

Get that it’s frustrating, but there’s numerous people in the comments claiming they’ve missed out who have never ever mentioned Worthing before. Don’t they realise they’re part of the problem?

Worthing FC

@WorthingFC

6 months

Due to unprecedented demand, Ticketpass' website crashed shortly after tickets went on sale. However, we can confirm that all available online tickets have now sold out. We would like to thank all supporters for their patience and understanding.

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