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Edward R. Murrow & Associated Press Mark Twain Award winning Journalist and Writer. I played Heather on Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. Bloggy goodness linked.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

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Joined March 2009

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6 years

A thread about mid-century advertising as it relates to sexism and racism: Perhaps it's because I spent my childhood with a camera pointed at me, but I have a morbid fascination with ads created by white, upper middle class ad execs who thought racism and misogyny was cool.

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@Phil_Lewis_ @ClaraJeffery I was a child actor in The '60s and '70s. This is exactly what my parents did to me: Commodified and stole my childhood. I have been Cassandra about this subject for the last decade+. What is happening to these children is absolutely criminal, but there are no laws against it.

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The Princess Bride. Spinal Tap. Stand By Me. Fried Green Tomatoes. Those 4 films alone should have been enough for #NormanLear to be honored in the In Memoriam segment. Norman deserved SO MUCH better from the Academy.

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Stephanopolous cutting Vance's mic was the chef's kiss.

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Wow. Stephanopoulos shuts down his interview with Vance and cuts him off after Vance insists that the president can defy the Supreme Court.

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What happened to the other hiker??!

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@BuzzFeedNews You misspelled 'abandoned the child she promised to keep safe' as 'Rehomed' You 'rehome' gifts you don't care for.

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I could rest for a whole afternoon in the shade of this letter.

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Spare me the hot-takes saying 'When you've lost Ann Coulter...' She backed this cruelty for decades. Now, she's pretending she wasn't supporting it 100%. It gives them plausible deniability as the GOP continues to legislate pregnancy and contraception. Don't believe this bitch.

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The prolife movement has gone from compassion for the child to cruelty to the mother (and child). Trisomy 18 is not a condition that is compatible with life.

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@themaxburns Do NOT Congratulate!!

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@jilltwiss I saw it at a theater in the Before Time. In the bathroom, afterwards, a stranger asked me if I had enjoyed my movie. I said, "I really don't know. It was one of the weirdest films I have ever seen in my life." A woman in a toilet stall commented, "You saw The Lobster, too?!"

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@OKWildlifeDept @MissusSmith My husband works for REI - it's disappointing how many parents ask how much they need to put on their kids to keep the bears away. I wish I was kidding or making this up.

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@MissLoreleiLee Sanders is nothing but a carpetbagger who spent 30 years trashing the DNC, and hasn't gotten over losing by a solid margin of 3.5 million votes. The man is a fraud (and probably a Russian stooge) who never found a parade he didn't think he should be the Grand Marshal of.

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Women don't put men in the Friend Zone, men put women in the Fuck Zone without their permission.

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I'm gutted. Martin Mull has left us. I never had an unkind word to say about the funniest person I ever worked with. I treasure our time on #MaryHartmanMaryHarmtan . He was an inspiration to work with, and I'm crushed he's gone. Godspeed, Funny Man - you will be dearly missed.

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@beachboysmoment "Is the FBI in the room with us right now, Mike? Are they drinking Budweiser?"

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@BengyCompson @postlocal That's so clever I damn near did a spit-take with my shitty box wine that I m pretending is a vintage bottle of the finest Chateau Rothschild.

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@jmasters7649 @commie__dearest @MissLoreleiLee

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@ZakWojnar @pattonoswalt I read on the club's Twitter account that they have identified the man, and will be pressing charges.

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@MonicaLewinsky Some people, like me, are disabled and unable to sit in one position for even an hour. She paid for a seat that reclines, the airline put their seal of approval on it by leaving the seat to recline. You KNOW if that man's seat reclined he would have done so in a hot second.

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@Phil_Lewis_ @ClaraJeffery I really do know of what I speak.

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Fountain of Money

In 1975 I was an 11-year-old Fountain of Cash for my parents, who had stolen my paychecks since I was 3.

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@nick_ayers @realDonaldTrump @VP

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@christinawilkie I know what Mueller's preparing for Trump:

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@remixedcat @heawood Way to stan a rapist.

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@SIfill_ When Haley was born women couldn't have a credit card or a mortgage without their husband co-signing for it. Single women were SOL. Nearly 50,000 Americans soldiers lost their lives in Vietnam. Internationally, 11 Israeli athletes were murdered at the Olympic Village in Munich

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@coapTed @Dihaggis @ZZMAMA1 Plus the obvious point: If his argument is the CBO underestimated what ObamaCare cost - then they will have underestimated TrumpCare, too.

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@Amy_Siskind There will be a special place in heaven for Jimmy Carter and for Joe Biden, because of the way we treated those great men.

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@TheRickWilson The 'pro-life' GOP who screeched about imaginary Obama death panels are now rationalizing why folks like me should die for the good of the economy. They get I can can hear them. Right?

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This is my son, Eliot. He turned 33 two weeks ago. Eliot had a heart attack this morning from Covid-19, and he's had it twice. I am numb, and desolate because I can't even be with him at the hospital. I'm just sitting here, waiting for word on his condition. This is a nightmare

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@SaysHummingbird @_dralaterdzo

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Fair warning: I've waited YEARS to use this meme, and I intend to ride it like a $2 pony at the county fair.

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Judy Tenuta would have ADORED the fact that news sources don't seem to know her age.

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When people ask WHY I am an atheist, I think about the pure blackhole of evil that is Henry Kissinger. He's been allowed 100 years on this planet, and is responsible for the death of millions.

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@kurinsky_eo @JoyceWhiteVance Sure. Laugh it up. But she lost her DEPOSIT, Erin. She. Lost. Her. DEPOSIT.

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@ashleyn1cole Elizabeth Warren takes her shoes off in stranger's homes, and brings good potato salad to the potluck.

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@MeganLeazes @dvorakoelling @kylegriffin1 "I think the President was clear on that. Next question?"

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RIP Dabney Coleman. 92 is a good, long run. By the time we worked together on 142 eps of #MaryHartmanMaryHartman & 130 eps of Forever Fernwood, he already had 75 credits. Long before 9 to 5 or Tootsie, honed the evil, calculating persona he was famous for: as Mayor Merle Jeter.

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@MSNBC Good lord, Lindsay. What Kompromat can they possibly have on you that we all haven't already guessed?

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@MollyJongFast This looks like a man in an assisted care memory living center.

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@quinncy Saget was a pro who would do in-person press for sold out shows. But, to me? Saget was the legend who refused to fire 1 of the Olsen twins when they turned 5 and could work longer hours & the Network could save $$$ by only employing 1. He said that was cruel - and he was right.

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@HoarseWisperer The first biopsy was cancer-free. Waiting on the others, but it looks good.

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I... It... Wait. Natasha Lyonne HAS to know, right? RIGHT?!

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@SethAbramson Did you really think a sexual predator would take 'No' for an answer?

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@ACLU This bill will affect ALL insurance policies - no one is safe from benefit limits, or lack of maternity & well-child care.

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@RonFilipkowski You can't rent a car until you're 25. It seems to me that you shouldn't be allowed to own a gun you until you can rent a car. I mean - even Rittenhouse had to have Mommy drive him across state lines so he could murder people.

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@EllenBarkin Don't you love how in this society telling these stories is a huge reflection on *you*?! (and not the men?) Thank you for being brave.

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I woke up to find out that Norman Lear has passed at 101. Please make a hero of him in death - he deserves it.

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@jane_gatsby Where did you go to medical school and what was your specialty?

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I have a girl-crush: she's amazing!! "Bro, you’re already facing charges. Go ahead and commit another crime. I've been standing here the whole time. Situational awareness.” 10/10 - No Notes

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After a judge ruled against him in his criminal contempt case, former Trump advisor Peter Navarro attempts to snatch a "Trump lost" sign from a protester at his press conference.

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Jonah Hill's texts are a Rorschach test for cis-het women to use on potential male partners. If My Dude agrees with Jonah Hill? Run- do not walk - to the nearest exit. You should be moving so fast you leave skid marks and smoke.

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the Jonah Hill texts are spookyyyy! there is nothing more terrifying and familiar than a douchebag who goes to therapy to affirm his belief that he is uniquely special and that his “boundaries” can include controlling other people’s autonomy

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6 months

Today is Louise Lasser's 85 birthday. #MaryHartmanMaryHartman

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2 years

For the GOP this is a feature, not a bug.

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@davispearce @ByCasagrande Look everyone! Point and laugh at the stupid person who thinks tests cause sickness! It's wonderful when the pig ignorant out themselves.

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Who here knew that Michael Keaton's first job in Hollywood was as a robber in Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman? Dude is SO talented!!

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@eclecticbrotha Smooth move. Now you're going to have to return your Soros money.

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@JohnFugelsang You can draw a direct line from the coddled, white, religious prep school students who tried to intimidate a Veteran tribal Elder with smug sneers and viscous laughter all the way to Brett Kavanaugh demanding we not look at how he acted at that age.

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The Making of Brett Kavanaugh

“Indelible in the hippocampus was the laughter.” Cruelty is the point.

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@ChuckWendig I have 3 identified autoimmune diseases - and a third that stumped the Mayo Clinic. My lungs age out at 81 and I'm 56. When I head people hand-waving away the notion of people dying by saying it's only at-risk adults, I think to myself: Surely you know I can hear you?

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@Pappiness Oh the sweet, sweet schadenfreude Chris Christie must be feeling to be able to turn down Trump after being left to twist in the wind in 2016!

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@DerwoodKerby1 @JoyAnnReid I'll give you a hint as to what their opposition is:

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@kylegriffin1 The GOP has assured me I needn't have the least bit of compassion for him or his family. Actions have consequences.

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@misosusanowa @nycsouthpaw It happened on the set of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, when I was a kid back int he late-70s. It was pure luck that out Stage Manager pointed the gun towards the floor, to demonstrate it.

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It feels like we are *this* close to finding out that Ginni told Eastman if he could get Pence to punt it to SCOTUS she could ensure a win.

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James Cromwell smashed it out of the park in last night's Succession. Engrave the Emmy now. Cromwell appeared in 10 episodes of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman in 1976-77, and was cast in at least 7 different Norman Lear shows. I was *so* happy for him when Babe became a smash hit.

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In honor of Gary Larson's birthday, show me your favorite Far Side. To this day I blurt out, "Midvale School For The Gifted!!" when I push on the door that needs to be pulled. I was so lucky to get The Far Side, Bloom County and Calvin and Hoobes **EVERY DAY**.

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@pattonoswalt MAGAts are abusers. Abusers make trouble where none exists.

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The anniversary of the biggest train wreck of SNL hosts just passed. I watched at home in horror.

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@NBChristinaGinn @christinawilkie @washingtonpost Am I the only one who sees it?

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@BlairBraverman @juliehubs Also? I've adopted the phrase, "I only run south" for things I don't understand how to do.

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So.... Humble Brag: We shot Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman at KTLA studios, in Hollywood. Also shot on that same lot at the same time was The Donny and Marie Show (the STORIES I have about them!), The Brady Variety Hour, Sha Na Na, What's Happening?!...

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Don’t look now, but Cher and the Osmond Brothers have arrived and it just got white people funky up in here ...

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@lbarronlopez This is Unpresidented.

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Don't open it!!! It has a singing frog in it!!!

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Century-old time capsule found at Minnesota high school during demolition

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@ZakWojnar @pattonoswalt Good on the club for pressing charges.

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Uncle Vinnie’s Comedy Club

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@Ariel_Comedy Hey Ariel just so you know we found out the guys name and we’re pressing charges today

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@Rschooley @GOPisComplicit It took me 40 years to tell my story that I was raped in a Catholic hospital by an orderly who then tried to kill me. You carry that baggage with you everywhere. It hasn't even been a month - but I'm glad I finally told my story.

Forever and Ever, Amen

“God knows what you did to bring this upon yourself. If you do not forgive him God will hold it against you on Judgement Day.”

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@DapatellaDebbie @the_real_Lord @AriFleischer YOU try doing your job effectively when you have to apply for a new security pass to get in your building every day.

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Happy Birthday to Carol Burnett! We all SQUEED when she skewered Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman on the 10th season premiere of the Carol Burnett Show. We knew we had arrived.

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@Variety WHY ARE YOU GIVING THIS HATEFUL BINT COVERAGE???!!

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@JimBridenstine Maybe get a degree that specializes in the agency you run?

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@amarikidd @SeanTrende @NIH Hundreds of years? Hundreds of years? The polio vaccine was developed in 1955, and available for the public in 1960. MMR became available in 1971. Chicken pox in 1995. Your proud ignorance is staggering.

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@nycsouthpaw @SteveLemongello The Academy proved Barbie's premise.

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Rachel Mitchell - the GOP's very own Aunt Lydia

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@TheGoodGodAbove Take a good, long look at the courage of a man who is being stage-rushed by an exuberant fan in a Gun-Free zone, AFTER the entire crowd had gone through metal detectors. Brave Sir Robin bravely ran away.

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@CBSNews And a girl who was a sex slave who killed the last person who purchased her, and tried to rape her will need to serve 51 years. Seems totally fair - if you live in Gillead.

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@crampell Less than $75 a month on cheesecake? Truly he is history's greatest monster, and you - Nancy Drew - have cracked the case.

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@cameron_kasky Call the flight attendant and tell them you feel unsafe.

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@Mikenike13590 @Phil_Mattingly The Pope disagrees with you. But, you knew that, eh comrade?

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@Sifill_LDF @Amtrak Makes you wonder what they are doing to people without a platform. What happened to you was so wrong.

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That's funny. So MANY of the cast were on drugs...

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This show Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman makes me feel like I’m on drugs

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@cameron_kasky Also, the DNC doesn't appoint someone - the voters do.

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@JohnFugelsang My fav part of #Hamilton is when the Pres Elect must pay $25M for defrauding 6K students & Rage-Tweets to distract from it.

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@CNN How is this ANY different than Joel Osteen, Franklin Graham or any of the Jet-Set Jesus preachers begging for a Lear jet?

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@JuliaDavisNews Remember kids: He PROMISED to run the country like a business, and people thought that would be GREAT.

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Michael Keaton is trending, and I think it's fun to point out that his first job as an actor in Hollywood was on our little show, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. IMDb says it's credit only, but that's not true. They must be referring to a re-edited version after first run.

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Happy celestial birthday to Debralee Scott - the woman who played my Aunt Cathy on Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, but was more like my big sister.

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@OhNoSheTwitnt @imaginaryerika I once worked with a Bible belter whose daddy was a preacher. She came back from the thrift store one day with a menorah that she insisted was a candelabra she was going to use it for dinner with daddy that weekend. So, I let her. It went back to the thrift store after that.

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@atrupar Wow that has big 'Nice wife you got there. Be a shame if anything happened to her' vibes.

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@MollyJongFast I'm betting they're naughty pictures with the pool boy in whose business Falwell 'invested' $1.8 million.

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