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Colombian Paisa 🇨🇴 | Local perspective on Medellín & the Coffee Region ☕️ | Travel, Culture, Business | DM for insights

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@MDE_Unmapped
Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Today we retake Panamá 😤🇨🇴🇵🇦
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Today, we defeat the rebel Argentine province of Uruguay 😤🇨🇴🇺🇾 Vamos Colombiaaaaaa
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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A Medellín nightclub in 1993 😂
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Medellín, Colombia
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Reggaeton concert 🤔
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
10 months
🌴 What is Cholón? Cholón is located in the Barú islands, near Cartagena. It's considered the premier party spot for a lot of wealthy Colombians, especially from Medellín. You'll probably see some of the most beautiful women in all of Colombia there. Wealthy locals from
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@MDE_Unmapped
Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Latinas are not yours for the taking, western man. We’re cool, but you gotta compete with the locals. The 'I’m superior because of my passport/genetics/money, etc.' attitude is really not a good idea for many reasons. I’ve seen Gringos get a ‘get lost’ from dangerous people for
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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I think there is no debate here: If you move to the US, whether legally or illegally, you should learn English. If you move to Colombia or LatAm, you should learn Spanish/Portuguese/Chilean. No excuses.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Medellín, Colombia
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
7 months
A Gringo posed as a filthy sexpat to infiltrate Medellín's underage sex trafficking networks. His work resulted in thirteen arrests, mostly other foreigners. Salute to this Gringo🫡 Dozens of local and foreign p3dos were recently detained in various sting operations.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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American citizens on the sex offender registry are being denied entry to Colombia, specifically Medellín. Within less than 24 hours, two visitors were sent back to the United States after attempting to enter the country through MDE airport. This is a result of the 'Angel Watch'
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
3 months
The fancy countryside life in Medellín: - Gated community - ⁠Dope house - ⁠Perfect weather (bit cooler than the city) - ⁠Clean air - ⁠Amazing scenery Beats living in Poblado/Laureles every time imo
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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In Colombia, there are many accents. Here are some: - Paisa (Medellín): Top left - Costeña (Caribbean Coast): Top right - Caleña (Cali): Bottom left - Rola (Bogotá D.C): Bottom right Which one’s your favorite 🤔
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
8 months
The power of the Paisa accent 😂🔥
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
9 months
"You're done here, don't come back" ‘Sex and blow’ tourists and troublemakers are not welcome here, says the new mayor ‘Fico’. The mayor will also crack down on tourism aimed at sexually exploiting children. Foreigners who commit crimes in Medellín will now face incarceration
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
2 months
A year has passed since this account was created. Thanks for all the support! 🫡
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
1 year
These two women were leaving the apartment with two suitcases where they had given the owner scopolamine. It happened in the El Castillo neighborhood of Bogotá, and the doorman became suspicious and called the police.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
9 months
Eastern European girl’s thoughts on Medellín 🤔
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Medellín 🇨🇴
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The only girls that “throw themselves” at foreigners are low quality/goldiggers. Understand that. High quality Latinas have options.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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A Tesla in Latinoamérica 😂
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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One of the craziest mansions in Medellín 🤑 The view is 10/10
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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The case of the American creep (Timothy Alan Livingston, remember his name) caught with two underage girls in a Medellín touristic residence has caused a massive earthquake throughout the country, not just Medellín. Colombian society is experiencing a (much-needed) moment of
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🟥URGENTE l SE conocen los movimientos del pédofilo y violador estadounidense Timothy Alan Livingston, quien abuso de una niña de 13 años y un niño trans de 12 en el Hotel Gotham en Medellín. Se encontraron 5 condones usados y drogas, aún así la polícia lo dejó ir. 🔄🔥
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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These cheesy lines won't work in real life😂 You'll see some of Colombia's most beautiful women in this mall, Iykyk.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Medellín 🇨🇴
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Seeing these girls at the club =\= pulling said girls at the club. It’s always a “bring your own girls and don’t bother other people” situation. A bit of culture shock for Gringos lol
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🐍El Viajero aka O Viajante
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La Logia in Medellín🇨🇴
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Woke Colombians that are wishing that Medellín becomes more dangerous so Gringos leave: I hope nothing happens to you, or your loved ones 😉 The more you complain about “muh gentrification”, the more I’ll encourage foreigners to gentrify this city. PD: You’re human garbage.
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@MDE_Unmapped
Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
1 year
So many people have asked me how to meet girls in Medellín. Here's my brief, honest, non-comprehensive take: (Controversial opinions) First of all, when you arrive in Medellín, please manage your expectations. You're not instantly a god if you come from the 'first world',
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Gringos like Latinas a lot, but Latinos don’t really like Gringas that much. Just an observation 🤔
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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New addition to the emerging tropical modernism style that's becoming a staple of Medellín. 📍Wake Tesoro
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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🛹Tony Hawk was spotted at the 4 Sur Skate Park in El Poblado, Medellín
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ya parchando con tony hawk en la 4, ustedes llorando me imagino
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Colombiana 🏆🇨🇴
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Crazy that so many Americans and Canadians are struggling to even pay their groceries. Meanwhile, foreigners in Latin America are living like literal kings with the same money 😂
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Sad day for Latin America… There is only one way to dislodge Maduro from power, and everyone knows it… Also, fuck the US Democrats and that stupid senile president for emboldening Cuba and Venezuela, and for releasing Alex Saab 🖕 Filthy commie sympathizers.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Fancy gated community just outside Medellín. Countryside living hits differently.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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What is 'snow' 🤔❄️
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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There are two Gringo camps in Medellín: 1. The crusty sexpat Gringo 2. The high-performing and network-oriented Gringo Camp #1 is leaving town, not safe for their type. Camp #2 has been growing rapidly, as the city becomes a talent hub.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Laureles in Medellín has been named the 'coolest neighborhood in the world to visit right now' by Time Out Magazine 🇨🇴
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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🛫 United Airlines announces direct route between Medellín and Houston
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The malls in Medellín
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Some Mexican dudes got robbed after bringing random women to their place in Medellín. This is why you don't bring random girls you just met to your place. Stop thinking you're a 'player' for bringing 3 trashy girls to your airbnb. It's consistent. Every single time. Complete
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Denuncias Antioquia
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Estas 3 chicas que se dedican a drogar y robar extranjeros en Medellín, el pasado martes a amanecer miércoles estas 3 mujeres drogaron y robaron a 3 mexicanos, a los cuales dejaron sin dinero, celulares, tarjetas de crédito y hasta sin ropa. (Ya la denuncia está en fiscalía
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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This is what a 'Finca' should look like🌴
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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@PicturesFoIder Is it really that hard to spell Colombia lol
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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A gritty fact about Medellín: Vigilantism is definitely part of the city’s underbelly. When street crimes such as robberies and muggings become too common, criminals start to ‘disappear’. It has always been this way.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Medellín, Cali, Barranquilla 🇨🇴
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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"I’ll never get medical care in Colombia, it’s too risky and the hospitals are terrible!" A hospital in Llanogrande, Antioquia:
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Dimwits are saying, 'Oh no, the US will control Venezuela if Maduro falls.' 😮 Bro, Venezuela is already totally controlled by Chinese, Russian, Cuban, and Iranian interests. We don't want these autocracies exercising power and influence in our region. Maduro must fall.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Medellín 🌞
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This is what a million dollar home looks like in Envigado, Antioquia. Or, for the same amount of money, you can build an entire compound in the countryside with 100 acres.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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An upper-middle class Latino in Colombia can have a much better lifestyle than an upper-middle class Gringo in 🇺🇸: - Private school for your kids - Maid/nanny/cook 5 days a week - Gated community - Premium, cheap, fresh vegetables and fruits - Eating out at nice restaurants
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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In Colombia, there are many accents. Here are some: - Paisa (top left) - Caleña (top right) - Costeña (bottom left) - Santandereana (bottom right) Which one’s your favorite?
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Perfect way to get instantly hated by locals 😂 'Let's take a cool picture at a mass murderer's grave.' LMAO
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English has been, by far, the highest ROI skill I’ve learned as a Colombian🤔
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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The problem with the TV show Narcos 😂
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These type of high-status parties are always full of 10/10 Paisa girls and zero gringos🤔
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
9 months
Cartagena is already being cleaned up. On day #1 , the new mayor indefinitely closed off the old town for sex workers, including the infamous clock tower plaza. Some establishments were also permanently closed for offenses related to human trafficking and narcotics sales.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Medellín Vibes 🍃
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🇨🇴Safest city in Colombia? After going a full year without a single homicide, Sabaneta, Antioquia became the safest city in all of Colombia on March 20.
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📍Discoteca Julieta Not in El Poblado (in La 70). Clubs in this area are becoming pretty popular 🤔
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Medellín Sunset 🌇
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If you’re in Medellín, you have to experience this at least once. The fútbol is mediocre at best, but the atmosphere at the stadium is crazy.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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The type of houses you can expect to find in the Palmas-Llanogrande-Retiro area. Not counting the crazy huge mansions found there.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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The fancy countryside life in Medellín: - Gated community - ⁠Dope house - ⁠Perfect weather (bit cooler than the city) - ⁠Clean air - ⁠Amazing scenery Beats living in Poblado/Laureles every time imo
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Shout out to this crew of Gringos, they brought good vibes 🫡
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A woman known as "La Pretty"🤔 was arrested at Medellín's Rionegro airport. She was wanted in 190 countries after Interpol issued a red notice requesting her arrest for allegedly drugging and robbing tourists in Brazil.. Scopolamine girls are mid: Exhibit #13564225
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An Australian citizen was deported last week after seeking and paying for sexual services at Parque Lleras, which is now illegal. Problematic and degenerate tourists in Medellín are targeted for expulsion and deportation. A list of undesirables is currently being compiled.
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Paisa accent 🇨🇴🤔
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Dating in Medellín: How Locals Do It vs. How Foreigners Do It (Just my personal experience) Dating in Medellín is neither good nor bad, it's just different depending on whether you're a local or a foreigner. Understanding these differences will significantly impact your
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I think foreigners in Medellín need a top-tier Concierge Service that helps them with: - Finding good rental properties - Finding the right hotel or airbnb - Finding good local lawyers and accountants - Finding good doctors, dentists, etc… - Finding good language tutors and
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💰 The most exclusive gated communities are located in the hills above southeast Medellín, Alto de Las Palmas, and Llanogrande.
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Fanciest hotel in Guatapé Stayed at the villas and can recommend. 📍Luxé Guatapé
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Top 5 clubs in Medellín right now: - Hi I'm Sci - Teatro Victoria - Dulcinea - La Logia - Cromatic
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First date with a Colombian girl from Medellín: - Dinner is ‘too formal’, opt for a rooftop bar or a fancy bar for drinks and maybe some appetizers. - Pick her up in an Uber if you don’t have a car, don’t make her arrive or leave alone. - No 50/50 on the first date - Don’t
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Woke Colombians that constantly lecture everyone about “tolerance” and “anti-racism” are extremely xenophobic towards Gringos. Ironic, but not surprising.
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Glamping somewhere outside of Medellín
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Sofía Osío, Señorita Colombia 👑🇨🇴
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@Rainmaker1973 Downhill in Medellín, Colombia
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Rupert the expat with his $2,200 a month in Medellín: “I’m a target for kidnapping, that’s a lot of money in ColUmbia 😧” Meanwhile, wealthy Colombians:
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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This is how you get curved at the club here in Medallo 😅
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She was supposed to be Miss Universe 2022, we got robbed😒 Paisas representing, as always (she's from Quindío)
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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This club is NOT located in Provenza 🤫😂 You can tell because there are actual Paisa girls here, not 1000000 tourists lol
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Such a beautiful day in Medellín. The weather, the blue skies, the lush green mountains surrounding the city. I feel grateful 🙏
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1 year
Paisa girl appreciation post 🙏😩
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Instagram in Medellín > Tinder in Medellín. Girls like these DO NOT use dating apps. Instagram is crazy here in Medellín, so many beautiful girls. Tinder is dangerous, and quite frankly, underwhelming. Pretty hard to be successful through Instagram if you don't speak Spanish
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We could never compete with Mexican food. And they could never compete with our women 😂 “Unas por otras” as they say here.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
7 months
Foreign buyers make up 70% of Medellín's tourism-related real estate sales.
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"Your girls are crap, who wants coloureds" Paisa girls:
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@MDE_Unmapped Your girls are crap. Who wants coloureds
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Foreigners when they use Rappi for the first time: 😮 Foreigners when they use Rappi for the 50th time: 😮 Same for us locals tho, great app. Long live Rappi Turbo.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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📍Guatapé, Antioquia, Colombia
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Can’t really decide between all the types of Paisas, they’re all 🔥 Man we're truly blessed in this city lol
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Four rooftop bars to try in Medellín: Part two - 16skybar (Top Left ) - Mamba Negra (Top Right) - Envy (Bottom Left) - Cannario (Bottom Right)
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Downtown Medellín
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🎇What is the 'Alborada'? Colombians are huge fans of end-of-year festivities; the whole month of December is a huge party. A tradition was born in Medellín (there's no official origin story), where people celebrate the start of December with copious amounts of fireworks💥,
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Medellín ⚡️
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Guaracha parties are very popular here. Guaracha is a local genre that has become widespread in many LatAm countries I personally dislike guaracha tho 😅
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Medellín's club scene hasn't yet been swallowed by the "bottle service" thing. People still go there to dance and have fun, not just to flex.
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Medellín Unmapped 🇨🇴
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Different types of Paisa girls and their cultural differences: Left: Puppys (Fresas🇲🇽/ Patricinhas🇧🇷) Right: Grillas (Buchonas🇲🇽/ Piriguetes🇧🇷) - Puppys, in general, are more wholesome, but they can sometimes be perceived as stuck-up. - Grillas can be fun to be around and are
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Why, as Latino men, aren’t we bothered that Gringos are ‘taking our women’? Because we live in an abundance mindset in that regard. You’re not our competition, we cool. Also, we mostly date different subsets of women that rarely overlap.
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Medellín, Colombia
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