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🇨🇦”Almost as smart a bag of hair”- Eric Bischoff. I’m paraphrasing. Illegitimate & unpaid comedy writer for The Late Show😜. I block Blue Checks

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Ok @colbertlateshow . Thats 3. Has anyone else done that? I think this deserves some kind of recognition, no? #TheTrifecta #HeWhoShallBeNamed @StephenAtHome
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#NoCanadian Yeah because Canadians are your problem America
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@usanews0 Its cute that Jim Caviezel thinks he’ll ever be offered a role in a De Niro film
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@JustinTrudeau If you’re responding with something negative to this tweet, there’s something wrong with you.
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@kenjeong And unlike Rogan, Ken is actually a doctor.
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@realDonaldTrump So you are admitting that your campaign colluded? Remember when you said (multiple times) that your campaign had no contact with Russia? We all do.
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There are no men pretending to be girls to assault people in “women’s spaces”. You’re just looking for reasons to be a bigot. If you can’t back it up, don’t make the claim.
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@CNN America no longer has a democratic president. Trump is a dictator.
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@CassyWearsHeels What does being Trans have to do with anything?
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@EricTrump Wait. But I thought he won the election and was going to serve another term. He’s just giving up on all of his supporters?! Its almost like he was lying about a rigged election all along! 🤔
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@williamadler78 The White Supremes
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@BrianPSmyth : Jake you and CNN are the antithesis of fake news close your account stop the propaganda” Correct @CNN = real news
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@Ruckus_432 @DonCheadle Had to sell your TV for meth?
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@WrestlingMark16 AEW = a wrestling tv show WWE = a tv show about wrestlers
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Men pretending to be women aren’t Trans. 🤦‍♂️ Just like Hershel Walkers carrying a badge doesn’t make him a police officer.
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@TheoFleury14 Fact check: the money is actually being used to help Ukraine fight off an illegal invasion by a much bigger and more powerful adversary. It’s given in the form of weapons and humanitarian aid. #FactsMatter
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@ACTBrigitte Fact check: Nancy Pelosi has released her taxes. They are public record.
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@CollinRugg No. The death penalty should be abolished. Democracy’s don’t execute people. A long prison sentence is appropriate
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You’re right. There are more bad De Niro films than there are Jim Caviezel movies altogether. There are also more legendary De Niro films than there are Cavizel films in Total.
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@ACTBrigitte Its cute when conservatives think they have the numbers to successfully boycott anything 😂😂😂
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@HamillHimself @GriffinHamill I also have a Griffin who turns 12 tomorrow
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@TomiLahren There are 2 months of speeches of him inciting violence.
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@pastorlocke You mean like this?
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Unfollow this hypocrite. #UnfollowMcCain
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We're only 74 Twitter followers away from 3M - spread the word & help us reach this big milestone!
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And that's why THEY are scientists and YOU are an idiot.
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They call it "climate change," I call it weather. Final thoughts
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@pastorlocke Fact check: It has full FDA approval Its not experimental
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Kate McKinnon
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Eric Alper 🎧
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Who is the best SNL cast member of all time?
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I'm even left out of the family tree?! #BlackSheep @HamillHimself
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@pastorlocke Pretending to be a victim isn’t working for you.
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@LindseyGrahamSC And then did nothing but downplay the pandemic and cause hundreds of thousands of deaths. Huge accomplishment. Russia is very pleased.
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@Russo_Brothers You should have said Frank Castles family
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@WrestlingMark16 I’ll keep posting this until it’s not true
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@WrestlingMark16 AEW = a wrestling tv show WWE = a tv show about wrestlers
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@PalmerReport @kreisberg Warren knew Klobuchar knew Pelosi knew Schumer knew They all knew. Not just Bernie. Calm down
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@realDonaldTrump Now lets see the tweets where you claimed the exact opposite about her. Hypocrite
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On year closer to this @KITHOnline
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@TomiLahren Well you have said dumber things so....
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@EliseStefanik What does Fauci have to do with Christmas? And what do you think Christmas needs saving from? Its not in danger.
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@shannonrwatts @TakeThatGods @andrewkimmel Not surprising. Not a lot of intellectuals among ammosexuals.
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@HamillHimself @JohnBoyega If Hollywood tries to exclude John for his activism we will all lose our collective sh*t.
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#DonCherrysNextJob Colour commentator for “Hockey Night In Alabama”
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@cnnbrk @ungerbn103 All because people can’t or won’t get vaccinated
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Why can't #DonaldTrumpJr & #EricTrump be more like Lyle & Erik Menendez?
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@ksorbs Not eating there is what “boycott” means, genius 🤦‍♂️
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In Canada, healthcare is a right. In the USA, weapons are a right. Now you know the difference between Canada and the USA.
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@seanhannity @Disney Sean you're not kicking anyone's ass. Kimmel is punking you. But please keep going. Its hilarious to watch you struggle.
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#DonCherrysNextJob Star of a new reality show called Canuck Dynasty
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@RWMaloneMD Except you were 100% wrong. You can’t demand apologies for slights you’ve fabricated.
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@Curt_Ames @BrianPSmyth @CNN like a gift from the comedy gods lol
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@realDonaldTrump You're admitting to obstruction you moron. Your party is saying the memo has nothing to do with the investigation.
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@ksorbs You just described Trump
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@davidhogg111 Republican politicians should be ashamed of themselves
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@realDonaldTrump And the rich get richer. The rich make more money now than ever in history & #Trump just took more money from the poor & middle-class & gave it to the ultra rich. Good job Republicans. Have you learned not to vote for #Republicans yet? They don't care about you. #GOPTaxScam
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@TheoFleury14 He’s literally one of the most respected and successful. But whatever you need to tell yourself.
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@TheoFleury14 Just because its in a meme, doesn’t make it true Theo. Calm down.
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@pastorlocke @FFRF You can’t hate something that isn’t real.
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@MikeyRukus Mikey Rukus composes another hit
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@ACTBrigitte Fact check: Don Lemon has a journalism degree.
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@robertliefeld Define woke
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Um…Florida had one of the worst Covid death rates in the world 🤦‍♂️
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@RBlakeBrown @ConversationCA You just need to look south of the border to know that legalizing these types of weapons is a very bad idea. Its common sense. Unfortunately, Conservatives have none.
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@NRA Seeds create life. Bullets only take them.
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@CBCAlerts Peaceful protest my ass
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@rtamesis @NolteNC Funny because its only racists who are calling it the Chinese virus 🤔
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My favourite #SpiderMan will always be illustrated by @ErikJLarsen #SpiderManDay
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@NRA Creating future school shooters one propaganda video at a time.
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The Rapture 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️
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When the Rapture occurs the world will be in chaos and anguish will be everywhere - but nothing will compare to the pain of parents losing their babies, or kids being left alone in this world without a parent. The only hope will be to place your trust in JESUS!! This is not a
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@DLoesch @mollymcnearney @StanTall2 @DiXiEjO68 @BenHowe You're lying or wrong Dana. Which one is it? Maybe stick to topics you're educated on. Whatever that may be.
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#NoCanadian cares what Americans think of our healthcare. We know its better than theirs. 🤷‍♂️
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bicycle is a good guy with a pool.
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@SphaleriteMz @realDonaldTrump And how did he get to those rallies? Airforce One.
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@CBCNews Thats some excellent projection by O’Toole.
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@TheoFleury14 Thats a highly edited quote. Try posting the entire thing. I dare you.
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My favourite Marvel Character, Phil Coulson . Apparently I point that out too much because my family felt I needed this. And I do. #CoulsonLives ! #LongLivePhilCoulson ! Totall not creepy, right @clarkgregg ?
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@RealHickory You have to be a major candidate to get secret service protection. RFK Jr is far from a major candidate
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@IBZDRAGON Actually it appears in the video that he was attacked first. He was surrounded and had the right to defend himself
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@ACTBrigitte So basically you wouldn’t want anyone to go see it.
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He literally didn’t
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@pastorlocke Jesus literally wrote the Bible
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@WrestlingMark16 Just passing through 👋
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@WrestlingMark16 AEW = a wrestling tv show WWE = a tv show about wrestlers
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@TheoFleury14 I’m from Sask. You don’t speak for me or Saskatchewan.
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@JamesBradleyCA Good thing thats not happening then, huh?
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@MadScientistFF All the Canadians are saying Swamp water 😂👍🇨🇦
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I don’t believe this tweet
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Reality is the only check I get
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Giant skeletons found by the thousands. The Vatican and The Smithsonian destroyed most and threw some into the bottom of the ocean. Because having to explain how they existed contradicted the evolution of mankind from apes. What we've been led to believe. What do you believe?
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@charliekirk11 Translation: maybe we should ignore the real problems & do nothing.
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Well would you look at that? Thanks @colbertlateshow ! #hewhoshallbenamed
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@Jm72Nsb @rickygervais I’ve watched every Ricky Gervais special and didn’t see him defecate once
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And billionaires
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@milllerjamesw When someone can injure 500 people from a hotel room 400 yards away with a hammer, your argument will be valid. Until then I suggest actually researching the topic because it’s obvious you haven’t.
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#NoCanadian dies because of a lack of healthcare Can your country claim the same?
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@CNN This tweet triggered a lot of MAGAts. Truth hurts huh?
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This is probably the best election advice I’ve seen. Especially for our current Canadian and American elections.
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@dacaldar Play the cards you have now, not your dream hand.
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@TomiLahren Nobody is defending him. You're creating this outrage to further your anti-liberal agenda. Sick
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@italkwrasslin Fact check: nobody has come forward and accused Jericho of anything The allegations are literally unsourced rumours
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@ctvregina Does that mean SK residents won’t get the rebate then? Because that will mean less money in SK residents pockets
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@GodlessApe_ They’ve actually saved billions
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@ksorbs Literally nobody is doing that or even advocating for it.
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@Christy4Change And why are Trudeau supporters communists? Do you even know what that word means?
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