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loser mf. lucky ass Top 64 at São Paulo Regionals

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@M2guelEsh
Guel 🦎
9 months
Hey Spidops, wanna come grab some beers at the Cove™ with Mipha, Shakky, RamRamPam and me?
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7 months
no way Aegislash just
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2 months
🚨JUST IN: DATAMINERS DISCOVER THAT THE POKEMON COMPANY INTERNATIONAL(TPCi) HAVE PLANS TO RELEASE A NEW SEASON ON PLANET EARTH TO GO ALONGSIDE THE RELEASE OF THEIR 5th GENIE OF THE SEASONS COMING IN GENERATION 10
@jalenciagasart
jalenciaga | comms open
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why does enamorus face the side & not forward if they dont plan to make a 5th force of nature?? i just realized this & its boutta make me mad
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@M2guelEsh
Guel 🦎
4 months
your momma so fat her Heavy Slam calcs for 120 BP against Cosmoem
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@M2guelEsh
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4 months
what if Urshifu Rapid-Strike was named “Urshifu Freaky-Strike” and instead of using Surging Strikes it used “Surging Strokes”
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@M2guelEsh
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1 month
I’M ON WOLFE’S INSTAGRAM LOL
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@M2guelEsh
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7 months
"When I was a kid I used to get bullied for being stuck on 1200 elo and only using shitmons like Spidops and Phione in OU, but now your meta abusing overpower using days are over Perry The Platipus! I WILL BAN EVERY BROKEN MON FROM THE TIER! BEHOLD THE FINCHINATOR!!"
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2 months
I hope Miraidon wins worlds. Or koraidon, or Terapagos, or Zamazenta idc just don't let the horses win
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@M2guelEsh
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2 months
funniest comment on Moxie’s video
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4 months
Koraidon APEX is such a fuckass name
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@M2guelEsh
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8 months
"Why don't you just give up?" Because he- ah... no, wait a second...
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@MoxieBoosted
Latino Nidorino
8 months
"Why don't you just give up?" Because he never did.
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5 months
this but amoonguss every 2 months since his release
@MudkipNerd_
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how the rest of reg g is gonna go
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5 months
"WILL-O-WISP CONNECTS!!!!" "must be nice" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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1 month
we need reg H but with Iron Hands and Okidogi legal
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playing the new format
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@M2guelEsh
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2 months
@deadvirg0 the only thing I believe is that my skull will get crushed by some hot goth chick's thighs someday
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@M2guelEsh
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@SoulSurVGC that's mean don't say that
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@M2guelEsh
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7 months
"MOOOOOOM PHINEAS AND FERB ARE USING LIFE ORB SWORD OF RUIN TERA DARK BOOSTED CRUNCH CHIEN-PAO!!!!"
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@SoulSurVGC weather ball doing some serious work there
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@M2guelEsh
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I love wolfe glick... probably a top 10 humans to ever live
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@M2guelEsh
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1 month
When you enter the wrong house in Undella Town 😭
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@CbuttyVGC
Cbutty 🔜 Birmingham Regionals :)
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Fighting types then Vs now
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verlis should try and classify for worlds just to prove once and for all that he's the "best player in the world" like c'mon man lmfao how do you claim that yet nobody ever saw you in a tournament? how much CP did you get in your whole life spam being the "best player ever"?
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@WolfeyGlick and I love you Wolfe Glick
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@M2guelEsh
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9 months
@SoulSurVGC what if I told you in gen 3 Sturdy ONLY blocked OHKO moves instead of any ohko
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@M2guelEsh
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7 months
@SoulSurVGC erm, this you?
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@M2guelEsh
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2 months
🤓: "finally I can use my favorites and win tournaments with them" Bloodmoon Ursaluna under Tailwind:
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@chefVGC
chef / Ben
2 months
casual players are about to learn very quickly that legendaries are not why they are bad at vgc
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@M2guelEsh
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3 months
@lilvinicinho O ADM DA PAPOSFUT SE MATOU
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@M2guelEsh
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6 months
@Shakky151 @HellaCalDev @AlexSlider44 @MoxieBoosted also the galarian birds lol, they wouldn't exist if there weren't other legendary birds to move to galar ad adapt to living there
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@LeleBestScarfer ok but imagine how fun it'd be if this ability was affected by speed tiers so if it got on the field against a ditto the Imporster would always proc first trapping ditto on this shit ass form
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4 months
@CilanSteele the damage calc
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1 month
the term "Powerhouse Pokemon" is WAAAAY cooler than "Pseudo Legendary" btw
@CbuttyVGC
Cbutty 🔜 Birmingham Regionals :)
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Reg H Powerhouse Pokémon tier list
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@playpokemon the people yearn for a "Wolfe's Incineroar" distribution
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@M2guelEsh
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3 months
meu sonho é esse miserável dublando o Grande Pica Sama de One Piece no arco de Dressrosa, eu tenho certeza q ele conseguiria fazer um trabalho FODA por favor façam acontecer
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vini
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a gente queremos mais truques..
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@M2guelEsh
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5 months
the winning Zama wasn’t even the Iron Press set 😭
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@M2guelEsh
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7 months
@Octobeann_ they made Chien-Pao
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@M2guelEsh
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2 months
102 base Speed gotta be the funniest base stat number in the whole franchise
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8 months
am I crazy or is this card literally just the basic official amoonguss art with some added shadows and a background???
@ZeBanded
Ze Banded
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Thread of me digging through my stuff at my childhood home This hard as nails amoonguss card
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@M2guelEsh
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4 months
@JacobSkraw youtube comments are so funny, you never find these people at in person events
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@M2guelEsh
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2 months
guys this tweet is corny and literally NOT funny this should not have more than like 4 likes why are you all doing this?
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@M2guelEsh
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7 months
bro IF I HAVE 8 SUCKER PUNCH PP I WILL USE 8 SUCKER PUNCH PP PP UPS ARE EXPENSIVE HE'S NOT NAMED "KINGAMBLE IT" FOR NOTHING (/lh)
@Jenkins_VGC
Jenkins
8 months
With dark urshifu and raging bolt dominating the metagame, you’ve probably been caught in an endgame where you and your opponent have to guess when to attack. Ever wondered about the optimal strategy for these endgames? Well I have the paper for you!
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@M2guelEsh
Guel 🦎
7 months
French Strike Urshifu be like: "Ouicked Blow"
@direYGO
∂ire
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@MoxieBoosted you ready for urshifu french strike?
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2 months
can something not named Ursaluna reliably OHKO Archaludon in current year 2024?
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@M2guelEsh
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7 months
@SwampVGC the secret to climbing on showdown is building a hard counter to whatever team won the latest regional as fast as possible
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4 months
what the actual fuck is this?
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Guel 🦎
6 months
oh, that's Incineroar getting OHKO'd on neutral special damage under Vessel of Ruin
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@VgcJesse
Jesse (Like From Breaking Bad)
6 months
Cool format 👍
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he deleted it
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@LeleBestScarfer
Mr. Spidops
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@M2guelEsh We need to segregate singles and doubles players imo
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4 months
hi ladies I’m single
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3 months
Lugia players at +2 dealing 60% to Terastalized Amoonguss
@MoxieBoosted
Latino Nidorino
3 months
Lugia players having a meltdown when you tell them screens or side target weakness policy isn't a creative or even good strategy.
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2024 TCG Worlds will be known as the worlds where a guy unzipped his pants and started cranking his hog in the middle of the stage 🔥🔥🔥🔥 you gotta love pokemon man
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2 months
MOM STOP! DON'T CALL MOXIEBOOSTED!!! fine... I'll finish my vegetables, jeez!
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@MoxieBoosted
Latino Nidorino
2 months
The weakest pokemon in history versus the weakest pokemon of today... New vid out. Link below.
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6 months
new item - ADHD Pills: Your pokemon consumes this item to prevent losing it’s focus for 1 turn it prevents redirection from follow me, rage power and makes Focus Punch always work, the item is consumed after that
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@M2guelEsh
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6 months
me with Spidops's sex tape
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6 months
@MoxieBoosted DON'T CALL HIM BALANCE BARRY EVER AGAIN
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2 months
WE ARE PALABACK!
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4 months
this is true I can confirm
@SoulSurVGC
Jeudy ➡️ Baltimore🐦‍⬛
4 months
how zamazenta players like to get kissed
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can y'all like, be normal? can we like, NOT become the new SSB community? PRO TIP: all you have to do is NOTHING, just chill and play your magical pet video game, please
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Gapdos is peak…
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@SoulSurVGC Mach Upper Punch tour when? moxie should TO this
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@masterch33f420 it took a lot of restraint for me to not make that joke
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5 months
YO MY GOATS AND I GOT FEATURED ON VICTORY ROAD
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it's my day off man...
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“Peter, what are you doing?” “Psyspam” “WHAT THE FUCK!?” “at least I’m not drinking Brian!”
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Guel 🦎
5 months
oh, that's Incineroar getting OHKO'd with a 70 base power move
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@Brayz_lb
Brayz
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People doubted Miraidon 😹😹
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@coutoartdump filho eu não quero garooouto
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hi ladies i’m single and got top 64 at São Paulo Regionals
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we have lelebestSCARFER we have zeBANDED we need a goggles mf
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6 months
This is BY FAR the cruelest thing I've ever seen a brand Twitter account say
@playpokemon
Play Pokémon
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@CybertronVGC Hope it goes better than that one time!
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yeah it’s over… i’ll be on discord M1guelEsh I hope twitter comes back soon and eu também espero que o elon musk se mate e seja torturado em praça pública todos seus filhos te odeiam você é um fracasso de ser humano e merece morrer a morte mais dolorosa e brutal possível
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@Finchinator2 wake up finch, it's not gen 4 anymore
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4 months
Here is the logo of my and @LeleBestScarfer 's team for N's Tag Team Draft League made by @WeSpikeANDSpin
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Guel 🦎
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bro she followed spidops and twitch fired her a week later wtf
@pokimanelol
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the end of an era twitch has been my home for a decade.. but it's time to say thank you for all the memories and love during my League, Fortnite, & Among us days 💜
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Gegagedi! 😰 Gegagedigeda 😯 Gegagedigedagedago! 😌 WHAT?! 😱 HELP ME! 😭 👍 Gegagedigedagedago! 😆 I'd been married long time ago 😁 Where did you come from, where did you go? 😏
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@SoulSurVGC is Last Respects were introduced as a signature Z-move this would probably happen
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LETS GO GAMBLING! *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *retweet* AW DAMN IT *re
@bocchithedaily
Bocchi
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Can straight white men play Trick Room or is this considered cultural appropriation?
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visualizing on twitter the man I want to become
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Bocchi is real ???
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@BrandonF65664 @SocDoneLeft ma’am you are LITERALLY a lesbian
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Dora the Explorer ahh balance 💀
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>wake up >turn on pc >discord automatically opens >Soapy added you to a group >first message I see
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@SoulSurVGC I can’t believe you didn’t ask her to marry you right there on the spot
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7 months
If a female Kingambit aborts their children does it stocks her Supreme Overlord? and if so is Abortion boosted Supreme Overlord Kingambit allowed in S/V OU?
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eu nem sempre concordo com as analises do guto mas aqui ele canetou MUITO que mitada
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5 months
WHAT THE FUCK
@LeleBestScarfer
Mr. Spidops
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No way….
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3 months
not considered a legendary btw
@Wiltank
Will (Wiltank) 🐮🛡️
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or Zacian Regidrago, it's a fun core
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Literally dudebros
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Body Press should be AT LEAST 90BP
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5 months
it's FLUTTER MANOVER
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Soapy commisioned this from @RamPamPam38 … why tf do I have boobs?
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4 months
ROOM SERVICE PELIPPER
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9 months
ele falou... ele falou de novo
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@WolfeyGlick @SabrinaAnnLynn hey wolfe thanks for breeding that 5 perfect IVs shiny incineroar for me, ur da goat!
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@LeleBestScarfer @Slipthorns2 the joke evolved to a point we’re overanalyzing yummers
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