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@M0nk33y

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Just a Twitter loving stuffed monkey.

All over the place.
Joined March 2009
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@_callumstone Hi Callum, don’t know you but saw this post and just wanted to say β€œNice One” and hope you are both very happy in your new home, looks like a really nice pad! All the best for the future πŸ‘πŸ‘
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@benonwine Order a large Jack Daniel’s and get to work 🀣🀣🀣
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@NotFarLeftAtAll Just how far we have fallen! Bars of chocolate that were actually large enough to be worth unwrapping, cigarettes that had brand identity and were not hidden away out of sight. A time when common sense prevailed and respect counted for something! How many times do you think she
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Your current view of Keir Starmer. Please repost for a wider spectrum of opinions. #Keir #Starmer #KeirStarmer
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I wish people would stop retweeting this coin. It is causing the remoaners to get really upset 🀣 🀣 🀣 #brexitcoin #BrexitDay #Remoaners
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How did you receive Two Tier Kier’s address yesterday? #KierStarmer #Kier #Labour
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He Got It Spot On
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@David_Cameron Don't bother sending me a leaflet Dave, save the money & spend it on something worthwhile. #Brexit #VoteLeave
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Retweet this if you want these two liars fired on 24th June. #DavidCameron #GeorgeOsborne #Brexit #VoteLeave
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@benonwine A house plant.
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David Cameron chats with Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte .... #DavidCameron #Floods #Flooding http://t.co/9zyEWpCNmv
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@CorbynistaEdith Big β€˜B’ all the way! #GeneralElection2019
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Did Boris just say β€œJab Heroes” FFS this bloke is making me want to throw my tv into the back garden! #Boris #Covid #Omicron
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Vote sense on 23rd June and let's take back control of what was a great country! #VoteLeave #Brexit #EU #InOrOut
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People have clearly reached breaking point. The establishment is paying the price for not listening . #Trump #Brexit #BrexitPlus #POTUS
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@callistoroll Perfectly acceptable in my book, their restaurant, their country, their rules.
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@NoContextBrits A WhirlyGig πŸ‘πŸ€£πŸ‘
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She's getting fed up of getting letters saying she hasn't paid her rent ...... try fucking paying it then! #benefitcap #benefitscap
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New poll puts Leave AHEAD of Remain with just hours left until historic Brexit vote #Brexit #VoteLeave #VoteOut #EU
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Should Keir Starmer be replaced by a Sausage in an expensive suit? #Keir #KeirStarmer #Sausages #Labour
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Getting robbed by the people who claim to be there to help prevent you from getting robbed …… define irony! #RingDoorbell #Ring #PriceHike #Subscription #PantsDown #NoLube
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Novak Djokovic was infected with Covid just over TWO WEEKS before he flew to Australia - and star DID have a vaccine exemption to enter country, court documents reveal via
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#DodgyDave threat of the day. If we leave the #EU your cat will become electrostatic #Brexit #VoteLeave #ProjectFear
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Nice walk at Carlton Marshes this afternoon. #CarltonMarshes #CarltonColville #OultonBroad #Walk
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Roy’s stunt double wasn’t much of a double lmfao #Corrie #CoronationStreet #roycropper #itv
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@MarrShow @David_Cameron Ha Ha! Good old #DavidCameron delusional to the very end.
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Nicola Sturgeon just won't follow protocol! She makes herself look stupid on a regular basis!
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I wonder what #DesperateDave will come up with tomorrow as to why we can't leave the #EU ? #VoteOut #Brexit #Retweet
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The tide is turning in our favour :-) #Brexit #VoteLeave #VoteOut #EURef
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All I can say is Horrraaayyyyyyy #EUreferendum Well done everyone who had the balls to make a change!
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Jimmy Krankie gets short shift. Spain &France KILL OFF hopes of joining the EU in brutal humiliation #Sturgeon #SNP
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@ACran999 Thank you for you decades of service and I hope you enjoy your downtime with your family, it is well deserved! πŸ‘πŸ‘
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Corbyn for Prime Minister! 🀣🀣🀣 #Corbyn #EU #Brexit #BrexitDeal #BrexitVote
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Has #NicolaSturgeon got any chance of negotiation with the EU? Does she even have a right to speak on such matters?
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Unfortunate lighting casts shadow across Angela Merkel's face. #Merkel #Brexit #VoteLeave #VoteOut #EURef
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@MitchellClark__ @jeremycorbyn He doesn’t stand for anything πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@benonwine That he’s alright in my book!
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David Cameron calling others corrupt .... Ha Ha .... #DavidCameron #Corruption #Irony #Brexit #VoteOut #VoteLeave
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Is there a typo in this correspondence from @ring surely they meant Β£39.99, if it is Β£49.99 I can see them losing a customer or two! #Ring #RingDoorbell #Subscription #PriceHike
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Anybody who listens to anything that #DavidCameron says needs their bumps felt He's in it for himself & pals. #EURef
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Sir Mo Farah: β€˜Queen made me a knight, Donald Trump made me an alien, those Quorn adverts made me look a dick’ #mofarah #Quorn #Adverts
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@somersetlevel @jeremycorbyn It’s all ok mon ami, Diane has taken a look at the numbers and she is quietly confident she’s got it covered!
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@TRobinsonNewEra He is the Wurst! 🀣🀣🀣
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Oh dear .... the remainiacs are having a total meltdown! #EURef #EU #Brexit
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Great leaders don't tell you what to do, they show you how it is done! http://t.co/0xEiheojix
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Britain will thrive outside of the EU, says the UK’s richest entrepreneur Peter Hargreaves #Brexit #VoteLeave #EURef
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'You’ve f***ed everything up' Cameron blasted by voters as Brexit takes 10-point lead #VoteLeave #VoteOut #Brexit
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The cat is impressed with our purchases from @StPetersBrewery #IPA #Cider
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@NoContextBrits Sausage Over Troubled Water
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What is your opinion of Keir Starmer's performance so far? Please repost for a wider sample of views. #KeirStarmer #PoliticsToday #LabourParty #Labour #PrimeMinister
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I bet #DavidCameron will be spending the weekend trying to think up more awful excuses as to why we can't #VoteLeave
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Belated birthday cake with Dave! :-) http://t.co/JMSyGJJqxP
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@David_Cameron When I vote on Thursday I'll think of you Dave, don't worry about that. #Brexit #VoteLeave #BeLeave #VoteOut #EURef
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#DodgyDave & his daily threats aren't having the desired affect. #Brexit #VoteLeave #VoteOut #BeLeave #DavidCameron
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Why is #FoHarry trending, whats he done now?
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Good morning! I’m curious to see how many people actually see this, do me a huge favour and hit the like button if this comes across your radar. Ta muchly!
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@NoContextBrits Smells Like Teen Sausage
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Oh Dear! #DodgyDave your threats and lies are not having the desired effect. #ProjectFear #Brexit #EURef #VoteLeave
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A Scumbag relative of Bailey McLaren? #baileymclaren #jamal #bullying
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Goodnight all & remember, if David Cameron tells you to do something, it's probably best to do the complete opposite! #Brexit #VoteLeave #EU
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#Brexit spreads across Europe: Italy, France, Holland and Denmark ALL call for referendums #VoteLeave #EURef #EU
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WTAF?? Mother arrested after calling a transgender woman a man #KateScottow #StephanieHayden #Transgender #Man #Woman
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Anyone who vote to keep this madness is nuts ...EU plots new ID cards to TAX YOU in β€˜another signpost to Superstate'
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@WildlifeOrphan1 Children who do this kind of thing to innocent animals need watching closely. Clearly twisted individuals who need serious help.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Makes me laugh how all the youngsters are bitching about the oldies deciding their future. They had as much right to vote as anyone else!
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Excuse me ...... http://t.co/J8AxIahXo2
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Why does Bob Geldof even think we give two shits about his opinion? #BobGeldof #Brexit #EU #EuRef
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'Frankly, they can bugger off' Former British forces commander says of PM's fear tactics #Brexit #VoteLeave #VoteOut
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Just going through old photo's & found this one from the Lowestoft Air Show back in 2009. The beach soon emptied!
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I bet #OscarPistorius looked a lot less feeble when he was blasting #ReevaSteenkamp with a hand gun through the bathroom door!
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I really do hope the British people don't buy into @David_cameron scaremongering tactics & #VoteLeave on 23rd June. Let's take back control.
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Good Morning! Mrs M has been at it early today!! #bake http://t.co/CF6mQXN8or
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Mrs M has made a Sunday Morning Lemon sponge, perfect with a nice cuppa! Chillax Remainiacs! #EURef #EU #Brexit
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PM announces six-point plan to defeat Kremlin foe as he bids to cement himself at the forefront of international efforts to end the unfolding horror in Ukraine despite Putin's direct thre... via
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Hannah's face was a picture ! #xfactor http://t.co/iMxzNEK0uC
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Found this tree in someone's garden on the way to Bury .... Their monkey game is strong πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘ŒπŸ΅
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Thriving Norway is 'perfect example' of how being outside the EU is better than staying in #VoteLeave #VoteOut
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Is it true that Diane Abbott has been made Shadow Foreign Secretary? Oh dear, the Labour Party just goes from bad to worse! #DianeAbbott
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Hundreds of migrants storm Calais in attempt to reach UK before Brexit vote #Brexit #VoteLeave #VoteOut #EURef
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Broken through the Β£20,000 mark ...... Awesome! #Jamal #GoFundMe #baileymclaren #stopbullying #BullyingScum
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These family members of #HenryVincent really are totally delusional, saying he was "too good to walk the earth" and "had a heart of gold" ....... Please, don't make me laugh!!!
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GoFundMe Target of Β£15,000 reached in 2 hours with 1102 people donating so far! #Jamal #baileymclaren #GoFundMe #notobullying
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Imagine if we vote out on 23rd June …. #Brexit #VoteOut #VoteLeave #EUReferendum
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Coming soon .... your one stop shop for all @newby_andrew Knowledge ..... http://t.co/vQVZhFrnrt
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