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Lyndzi

@Lyndzi

1 year

A thread of my current fics, completed works, and SMAUs. Find me on A03 at LyndziM ()

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#ofmds2spoilers Easily my favorite line. ☺️

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The Gentleman Pirate, I assume?

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Finished my Wee John sweater! It's sooo soft and cozy! @KristianNairn what do you think? Did I capture the Feeney essence? 🖤🏴‍☠️🧶🔥

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Heavy are the hips that wear the strap 🍑😏

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I commissioned @lydsirabella for a Pride and Prejudice Stede and Ed (Mr. Stede Darcy and Edlizabeth? 😍) And I love love love it so much! Now I need the AU! Does it exist or do I need to write it? 💕🥰 (Look at the pearls!)

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Want to see the cutest little thing?

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1 year

"Murder is a natural cause." 🚬😏🐆

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10 months

This is going to be a very silly goose of a sweater but it's soft AF, so whatever. Gauge and color aren't perfect, but WHO AMONGST US IS? 😅 #WeeJohn #sweater #OFMD

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1 year

Customer: "I'm performing at PRIDE tonight." Coworker: "oh shit, cool." Customer: "on the MAIN STAGE" *excited* Me, interrupting: "ARE YOU PEACHES?!" Customer: *nods* GenZ coworker: *blank stare, no idea who they're helping* Me: *vibrating out of my skin* 1/3

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2 years

Favorite thing about being a homeowner? If I want an #OFMD art wall, I just do it.

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10 months

We call this Good Top, Bad Top.

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2 years

My husband 3D printed an #OFMD lampshade for me 🤩 (was meant to be a Xmas gift but it took a minute for him to figure out how to do it). It's so cute!

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1 year

Hubs was trying to crack my back and the sounds I was making were really doing it for him and he said, "You should write a story based on this. Stede needs to go to a chiropractor and Ed owns the clinic. It could be called..." And I STG we said at the SAME TIME, "Kraken Backs!"😂

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8 months

I wish I could transfer my hyperfixation onto something healthy. Like, what if I cared about weight lifting as much as I cared about gay pirates? I'd be UNSTOPPABLE 😅

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@Lyndzi

6 months

How I remain a happy person while still being chronically online:

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1 year

Innocent Stede overhearing Lucius talking about being a sub and he, a kindergarten teacher, is like, "Oh?! I'm always looking for a good sub!" Lucius could be like, "👀 ...Oh?" Bystander Ed, clocking the misunderstanding immediately, watches on in delight as the convo devolves.

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All my friends are:

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🍊 Baby Olu hat! 🍊 Made for my friend's newborn 😍

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1 year

🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 3/3

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1 year

This silly lil guy trying to pronounce "sombrero" while drunk makes me laugh until I cry every single time. "Ss-so... Strombearo?"

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We made magic! ✨🩷🦋💛✨

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2 years

Tongue piercing, teal cowboy hat, queer joy 😍

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1 year

AU Idea: Lucius runs a praise kink hotline for Very Good Boys ™️ and Ed calls every time he accomplishes a challenging task. He specifically requests the man with the soft NZ accent bc it reminds him of home. ❤️

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@Lyndzi

3 months

My bf just adopted a baby and I'm going to make so many unnecessary OFMD baby items, he's going to break up with me. 😆

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@Lyndzi

2 months

My glass fusing project came back from the kiln, now a functional night light! 😁 #ofmd

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@Lyndzi

9 months

Beyond excited to announce "You Make Fine Things Well, Vol. 1" an #OFMD Craft Zine! Many designers, hours of crafting, and a lot of love went into this project and we wanted to give that love back to the community! 1/3

You Make Fine Things Well Craft Zine, Vol. 1

A collection of craft patterns inspired by the show "Our Flag Means Death."To make this accessible to any pirate who likes crafts, this zine is pay-what-you-can (including $0!), but any proceeds fr...

lyndzim.gumroad.com

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@Lyndzi

2 months

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should... 🦖

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6 months

OFMD kept it to themselves, but they had been quite ill. So in some ways, it's a blessing. This is how OFMD would have wanted to go. To OFMD: complicated, hard-headed, really quite irritating at times, and now free. Long may they roam. *Blasts "Miles From Nowhere"*

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5 months

New knitting project just dropped 💙🏴‍☠️☠️💀

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@Lyndzi

10 months

I was able to fix my Roach top with a corset lace up the front. It feels cute and era-appropriate. Way better than ripping out the sleeves and re-knitting the entire top half. 🤪 Thinking about calling the pattern "Needles are Needles, Yarn's Yarn," 🔪🪳

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@Lyndzi

2 years

Rhys wrapped his arm around me and Vico said they liked my performance at the drag show! AHHHHHH! 🤯🥰🏴‍☠️🍊🥴

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Customer/ Peaches: *Points to a book on display with a peach on the cover* "Ha. That's funny." Me: "That's my book, I WROTE THAT BOOK!" Peaches: "Can I take a picture of you with your book?" Me: *literally dies* 2/3

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I finished my knitted Roach 🪳🔪 top but I didn't decrease enough along the armholes and it falls right off my shoulders 🙃. Some adjustments need to be done to the pattern or ... it'll just be a slutty lil off-the-shoulder number. 🤷‍♀️

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@Lyndzi

2 years

VICO SHARED A PHOTO OF ME ON THEIR INSTA FEED! 🫠🥰

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@Lyndzi

5 months

The risk I took was calculated. But damn I am really fucking bad at math. 😵‍💫 So after blocking, my Mothman sweater has become a sweater dress 🙃. I honestly don't know what happened. I probably should have knit and blocked a swatch, but I'm not a knitwear designer, I'm an idiot.

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I wore a modified pirate uniform at a poly social tonight and someone came up to me and asked if I had seen OFMD! I said "yes, so much that it might be a problem." 😃

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@Lyndzi

1 year

I see you, Luci Baby ♥️ #OFMD #ofmds2spoilers

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@Lyndzi

10 months

I love the idea of Stede being in a Xmas Hallmark movie AU and Ed being in a horror AU, but they're in the same story. Would it be called, "Satan, Baby"? 🤣🎁

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Smol Stede was so excited to see a pretty, friendly butterfly! But then she flew away 😢 Magnets by @thehideoutt 🏴‍☠️🖤🩹💔

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1 year

*whispers* sometimes if an AO3 fic is especially good I will log out and give them an extra kudos as a guest. Just a little anonymous treat bc they're worth it 🤭☺️

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@Lyndzi

1 year

Everything reminds me of them 😍🍊🏴‍☠️

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@Lyndzi

2 years

OFMD AU idea: Stede sends his first lewd off to the wrong number, then gets some yummy lewds back 🤭

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@Lyndzi

8 months

My husband is an ✨artist✨ 😅

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@Lyndzi

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Something about being a sweet baby angel and this hair style. 😇

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Okay, you guys were right. It's cute as fuck 🥰

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My 6yo asked what I was going to write at my writers group and I said, "oh, you know, another EdandStede story" and she said, "what if!" v excited, "Ed and Stede broke up, and Ed married Izzy!" 🤨 Not only is she an Edizzy truther, she thinks she invented it.

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@Lyndzi

2 years

Just a silly lil guy today.

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@Lyndzi

3 months

The lovely @sweetpotato_70 made this gorgeous art of my Black Sheep boys! 😍🧶🐑🖤 They're so cute I could die! 🥹😭 "Black Sheep" was my first fic in the fandom and holds a very special place in my heart. Thank you Sweet Potato, you're the best! ❤️

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1 year

Was OFMD's Calico Jack based off of 1975 Nick Nolte? 🤠

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Watching Jumanji with my 6yo and she says, "I want to shake his hand," about Nigel. And I go, "He kind of hugged me once!" And she goes, "Waaat?" I showed her my profile pic and she made this face: 😲

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Baking with Samba! It is delightfully chaotic and we only just started. "You can use any kind of sugar, I use white sugar... because I'm racist." LOL 😂

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@Lyndzi

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Did you pass this tweet? Post a pink. (Sneaky peek of my costume for tomorrow's drag show 🤭)

rose🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️Concierge:Jeff's Inn by the Sea

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Did you pass this tweet? Post a pink

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Everyone is so traumatized that no one is even talking about Dion as Pop-Pop.

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@Lyndzi

1 year

✨ h e a l i n g ✨ Sorry for spamming your feed, I just love her so much 🥹🍑❤️

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@Lyndzi

3 months

JoAnn's unreasonably early Halloween decor section is giving Kraken Ed vibes. 🏴‍☠️💀

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4 months

Made another Wee John sweater! I edited the original so I could knit it with size 19 needles. Cast-on on 5/11 and cast-off on 5/16. Super fast knit! 💙🏴‍☠️🖤 I recorded the process to make a YT video, so watch out for that soon 😊 #OFMD #OFMDknits #YouKnitFineThingWell

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This joke is my Magnum opus. It's where I peaked as a writer and it's all been downhill since. I still think about it at random moments and teehehe to myself like an idiot. 🤷‍♀️

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@Lyndzi

1 year

Paging thru my bullet journal from last year. This was from July 27th, 2022 🤣. I had IDEAS!

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I was wrong 😜. It's cute, y'all.

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Blocking my daughter's sparkly #Mothman sweater and about to cast on for a matching one for myself. Should I change anything for mine? There will be room for 2 rows of Mothmen and ❤️s for mine, but otherwise, any notes?

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*directed at the fandom* 🙏

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2 years

Excuse me, have you heard the good word about the Gay Pirates?

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As if my day couldn't get any gayer! I got my lesbian pride Crew for Life t-shirt in the mail today! ❤️🩷🧡💛🤍🏴‍☠️

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@Lyndzi

6 months

The bartender carded me tonight (and no one else!) Happy 37th Birthday to me! 😂

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2 months

Taking a glass fusing class tonight! I'm making a night light ☺️ #ofmd

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@Lyndzi

9 months

@PogoNR Ratcatcher in Suicide Squad

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@Lyndzi

1 year

Me to every person in the OFMD fandom. 😇😈

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@Lyndzi

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My kid made me a book of things I love 🥹😍

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@Lyndzi

1 year

I just got my Barbie dress in the mail, but ALSO! Jessica Rabbit cosplay? She's usually depicted in a red sequin dress, but it could totally be pink. 🩷💜

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@Lyndzi

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Did you know if you watch this episode and start the kiss at exactly 11:18, then replay the kiss 42 times, Ed and Stede will kiss at exactly midnight? 💋

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happy new year to them

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@Lyndzi

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I plan to meet Con at GalaxyCon... Do I dare? I feel like I'd be too embarrassed to give it to him 🫣

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@Lyndzi

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Want to join my Snake Cult GC? 🐍 Long-distance, low-commitment, workout buddies who are *tired* 😮‍💨 but want arms like Archie 💪🏻. Maybe motivation will help? Comment and I'll add you 🏴‍☠️ (idea credit to @ananaksia )

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The Target OFMD merch line is really coming thru for me. ❤️🏴‍☠️

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@Lyndzi

1 year

🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀

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Are any of you all just struck dumb, speechless, breathless, in awe at the astounding, overwhelming talent in this fandom community? It absolutely blows my mind each and every day.

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I get to celebrate my birthday today (on #OFMD release day anniversary!) with all my pirate friends at ECCC! 🥳🎂🏴‍☠️💕🍊 I'm going to be gussied up as a sexy femme Stede this morning then catch me at the variety show as sexy Kraken Ed tonight!

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@Lyndzi

2 years

Drove by this sushi place in Chicago last night. The OFMD SMAU energy just radiating off this place 😚🤌✨

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Officially a Card-Carrying-Bisexual™️

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1 year

Run me through. 🏴‍☠️💕🗡️

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@danidraper18 Is this anything? I'm at work and bored, why not write a penpal SMAU?

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1 year

Needed something new. Never tried being a redhead before. 💋🌹

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🙌 You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever. 🖤

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1 year

I need to finish editing the written pattern but I finished my ILY Socks inspired by @bonnypitty 's "Ed, Actually" 🥰💜🏴‍☠️💙.

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I completely forgot that I owned a vulva stamp and wax to seal letters, and now I have a pressing urge to send everyone I know a hand-written letter 😏

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6 months

Collecting ideas and submissions for Vol 2 of the "You Make Fine Thins Well Zine"! Ended up with a lot of knitting projects in Vol 1, so I'd like to spread the love to other crafts (knitting will still probably be many of the patterns, bc I am who I am)

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1 year

More Ed burlesque pics! ❤️😊🏴‍☠️

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3 months

Oh, to be a Baby Yoda puppet on the set of Mandalorian Season 1. 😍🐸

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@Lyndzi

9 months

As long as we're shipping all Rhys and Taika characters, we might as well include the animated ones! I ship Coran from Voltron and Mo from Lightyear 💙 🌌🚀🌟👨🏽‍🚀🛸

Pogo 🎨 COMMISSIONS OPEN - Galaxycon Columbus

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so has the ofmd fandom decided what taika character we are shipping casper with yet

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