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@carphalen5150

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Vet, Dem, happy to be back in Cal

Jamestown, CA
Joined April 2009
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@carphalen5150
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2 months
This guy is more important than George Clooney.
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Kamala HQ
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Pennsylvania voter: The bottom line is, I'm going with Joey Jobs over Donnie-Do-Nothing any day of the week
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@LibsSuckaBigOne Hilarious. Even the user name is about liberals. Libs own you.
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5 months
Ukrainian aid passed, her amendments failed, she’s irrelevant. Quit following her around like she’s important. Same with Massie, Gosar, Roy, Good, Boebert, Mace. Let local news report on them, losers don’t get the national microphone.
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Report: Please stop. Please stop. Greene: No i’m not talking to you
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@RonFilipkowski Yes, he bled for us…I believe it was during the Battle of Bone Spurs.
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@MEPFuller Ronny Jackson is walking around with the wrong rank and they seem just fine with that. Feels like a badge of honor to be dishonest about service as a Republican…Jackson, Nehls, Majewski all did it.
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3 years
@clairecmc I’ve adopted Amy Klobuchar and Claire as my aunts. They are unaware.
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20 days
Props to @NebraskaDems . This event looks great. Well done by all who helped put it together.
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Kamala HQ
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Nebraska is fired up for Harris-Walz 💙💙💙
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@atrupar A privilege is throwing your wife up against the wall and not facing any legal ramifications...like John Daly did. Privilege is admitting to cocaine use, but the PGA not doing anything about it...like John Daly did.
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2 years
Troy Nehls talks down to Erin Burnett as “young lady”, then doubles down with bullshit by calling it Clinton News Network. Just some ugly people.
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2 years
Shout out to @NebraskaDems for keeping Neb from becoming TX, FL, and OK. A deep red state just stopped an abortion ban and it’s a big deal. Don’t ignore this story. @MollyJongFast @MSNBC @CNN
@OWHnews
Omaha World-Herald
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A bill that would ban all abortions in Nebraska if the U.S. Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade died on the Senate floor Wednesday night after an eight-hour filibuster. @ErinBamer  has the story:
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@RonFilipkowski When surrounded by bad guys, shoot at the sky.
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1 year
@AdamKinzinger You and the J6 Committee did a great service to the country. The DOJ got what you couldn’t, but you all laid the groundwork for this. Thank you.
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@peterbakernyt @Bloomberg @MorningConsult Do you believe this to be true? I mean we’re watching Haley still get massive votes in the GOP primary as a protest vote to Trump and we’re supppsed to believe he’s running away with most of the swing states? This doesn’t seem very realistic.
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6 months
I thought everyone knew libs snap our fingers rhythmically to show disdain for companies we don’t like.
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Hard to compete with this
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3 years
@funder Is this even a real question? Butter on a bagel is a toddler move, grow up and use creams cheese.
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3 years
@AndrewHGiuliani @RudyGiuliani You give a press conference in a parking lot, your Dad did it as a landscaping company. Looking forward to your joint press conference in front of a Dollar General.
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1 year
5 old white guys will fix the thing that’s isn’t happening in schools.
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Omaha World-Herald
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The chair of the Nebraska Legislature's Education Committee is planning to study the use of critical race theory and other controversial subjects in the classroom.
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2 years
@MicahhParsons11 Cool…so our best player is a Trump loving MAGA supporter? Well done Micah. What a clown show.
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@DerrickWalkerJ2 Keanu Reeves. I’m pretty sure if I missed a turn he’d tell me it’s ok and I’ll be fine.
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@RudyGiuliani You know you aren’t getting paid for this, right?
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@PFF It sucks to win titles like the Warriors I guess.
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@WalshFreedom He was at the Pentagon MAGA boy.
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1 year
“Why I’m Leaving Nebraska” is going to be the op ed all local papers and newsrooms will get. Spoiler alert: it’s the @NEGOP
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3 months
@TeamPillen Porn is bad for Nebraska, but affairs with pornstars will earn you an endorsement from the Gov.
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1 year
I take back everything bad I’ve said about Iowa.* *except Council Bluffs
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Meacham 🌊 🌊
1 year
You ever see a picture that makes you so proud that you get choked up?
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2 years
Here’s @BenSasse visiting the troops in Afghanistan, so he saw the burn pits in person, yet still chose to vote against expanded healthcare for Neb vets. Not pictured…the knife he stabbed Neb Vets in the back with. Good campaign photo though.
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@RonFilipkowski He will speak at an upcoming @CPAC conference. I guarantee it.
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@MeidasTouch This looks like an episode of Matlock where he got the suspect to admit his guilt on the stand.
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@davematt88 Looking forward to the 3 Men and A Baby remake. Staring James Woods, Jon Voight, and Mel Gibson. Introducing Madison Cawthorn as the baby.
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@LgrizzlyPh @existentialfish @Politics1com @ClayTravis 😂 At some point you have to recognize that even the most ardent Trump loving news outlets are backing away from these false claims. You’ll find a new hero, you have low standards so it will be easy.
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4 years
@Alt_SuburbanDad @jaketapper 24 year vet myself. You and I had to swear to support and defend the constitution. Too many have forgotten that and have only sworn to support and defend Donald Trump. This is sad. Those protestors have no business holding our flag there either.
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4 months
Hello farm people, I like farming too, but in a suit. Farming!
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1 year
Here is child advocate and kids first Governor @TeamPillen advocating for the death of kids at the border. This man has no heart to match his lack of brains.
@HeartlandSignal
Heartland Signal
1 year
At the southern border, Nebraska Gov. Jim Pillen (R) defends Texas Gov. Greg Abbott's (R) buoy barriers that are designed to drown migrants. "[The buoys] don't cause abandonment. And if they do, I say what the heck, stay on your side of the border."
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3 years
@kilmeade @joerogan A conspiracy theory isn’t a point of view. It’s misinformation
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8 months
Carol Blood would have been a great governor.
@Meidas_LaurenA
Ⓜ️Ⓜ️ Lauren Ashley Davis - OG Meidas Might 🇺🇲🦅
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Nebraska's Republican Gov. Jim Pillen, on Friday reiterated his rejection of $18 million in federal funding to help feed children who might otherwise go hungry while school is out.
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3 years
We need different veteran views on the show. I can’t stand @msnbc using Paul Rieckhoff as the voice of veterans. He speaks for himself, not the rest of us. #DeadlineWH
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@RonFilipkowski This is one of those vaccine side effect videos.
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2 years
@haleytalbotnbc @costareports He doesn’t have a plan, but he got reporters to walk with him so he’s happy. He holds zero power. None.
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1 year
If this were my Senator I’d remind the well paid troll…thanks for the political advice, but my Senator actually wins the races she enters.
@Riley_Gaines_
Riley Gaines
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Defining woman = ridiculous to state senator Megan Hunt 🤡🤡🤡 Remember that next election, Nebraskans
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@RetiredNavy007 @mattgaetz Retired USAF. We had diversity training, sexual assault response training, and climate assessments. All needed to bring awareness and cohesiveness, but @mattgaetz thinks that is too woke. The “woke” active duty young men and women should be thanked, not trolled by Gaetz.
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Sheesh, you point out they invited a groomer to the Nebraska and they block you. Just trying to protect the children from the @NEGOP fan boys
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@RexChapman @HawleyMO @Loews_Hotels Before anyone starts complaining about @HawleyMO being cancelled...let’s remember he tried to cancel over 80 million votes.
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@jonnykip21 Sidebar…I’ve worked in public schools, kids don’t have to identify as a cat to take a dump on the ground.
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2 years
Tom Cruise and John Travolta are mad they aren’t the craziest Scientologists anymore.
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@VP @POTUS Thank you VP. I retired from service in 2017 and declined my retirement certificates because I did not want Trump’s name associated with my service. But now, Active duty has a Commander in Chief they can actually be proud of. Props.
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@RpsAgainstTrump I’m not eating this whopper until Kevin comes to see me.
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Dad and Me…the guy who raised me since I was 5, so it was news to me when @RepMTG @mtgreenee said he wasn’t my real parent. I owe everything to this man and he’ll always be my Dad. Shout out to step and adoptive parents.
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@NoLieWithBTC
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
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Marjorie Taylor Greene says that adopted or parents through marriage aren’t real parents because they’re “not biological.” She just told a witness who is a mother through marriage that she is “not a mother.”
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@Jake_Trotter When does Cole Beasley come in and says his feelings are hurt?
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No one on either side likes this dude.
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@SenseiBoose He’s running for a senate seat in Georgia next.
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@RepCawthorn I know, it used to be common sense to not try and overthrow the government, but here you are.
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@thomaslennon @paramountplus Fuck yes. Dangle is the only guy who can take them down.
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@sebusher Sci-Fi network is already filming Scorpnado.
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@ecareyo I have to give the guy credit…he was vomiting black blood, bleeding from the rectum, but still fit in time for an orgasm.
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I’m glad @TeamPillen is drawing attention to himself. National media ignored him before, but when you start screwing with elections, the spotlight will be intense. A deep dive into the Pillen admin won’t be favorable for him at all.
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Hey @Flood4Nebraska go visit your constituents on Offutt and tell them why you want to restrict their rights on who they can marry. I served with 2 people who were in same sex marriages in Offutt…one led Global Ops at STRATCOM, but Mike Flood gonna tell her who she can marry.
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@RonnyJacksonTX BREAKING: Ronny Jackson Slams Donald Trump For Expediting Vaccine
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Edith is just here for the zip line. @ITYSL_memes
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TMZ
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"It's never too late to fall in love again," says the widower who lost his wife six years ago (via @toofab )
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Watching Joe Scarborough do a victory lap when he has been shit talking Dems and Biden for two years is hilarious.
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Congrats on your new party leadership Republicans
@patriottakes
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
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During Lara Trump’s interview, Alex Stein used a baby doll to pretend to punt a baby off his set. Afterwards, Stein lit the doll on fire, slammed it, repeatedly hit it in the head with a “Biden” shoe, advised having babies smoke, and threatened to light the doll’s hand on fire.
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@Jim_Jordan Not gonna be a good day for you buddy.
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@SenatorFischer I’m a vet and a father of a Type 1 Diabetic. You voted against everything that could help me and my family with this week. Oh, you voted for the PACT Bill after the negative response, but you have clearly chosen your party over the people of Nebraska.
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She is the best political representative in Neb and it’s not even close.
@NE_Examiner
Nebraska Examiner
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Two years after running for Nebraska governor, State Sen. Carol Blood of Bellevue, a Democrat, appears poised to run for Congress. From @asanderford
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NEGOP: Let the voters decide Also NEGOP: Not those voters
@ChrisDunkerLJS
Chris Dunker
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Sen. Lou Ann Linehan is seeking to get the repeal of LB753 off the general election ballot because, according to a letter she sent to Secretary of State Bob Evnen, the state constitution "explicitly places the power of taxation in the hands of the Legislature."
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@SoyBeiT82 @1LONECOYOTE I mean for fuck sakes, the lengths people will go to to somehow rationalize any of those rioters is ridiculous. Her and all the people at the rally were trying to overturn a lawful election. Lock them all up.
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The Walz rally is at capacity. Probably should move it to a bigger venue because most people don’t RSVP for a rally.
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Jim Pillen is gonna say communist China and Lucifer are to blame for Trev Albert’s departure.
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Here’s @SenatorFischer and @BenSasse “supporting” vets and active duty. Too bad the only support they provide vets it’s getting their picture taken with them. What an honor…makes up for voting AGAINST expanded healthcare for vets exposed to burn pits. Thanks Senators!
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. @SenatorFischer asked Trump to step aside from the nomination in 16 due to the Access Hollywood tape. Today, she told Nebraskans that Trump paying off a porn star is a legitimate business expense and in no way is election interference.
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Spicy
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@SenatorFischer Our Senior Senator endorsed a convicted felon. We lack leadership and morals in our representatives. This vague tweet clearly shows she has no idea about the details of the trial, but she said what she was told to. She doesn’t work for anyone in Nebraska, she works for Trump.
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Me secretly teaching Nebraska conservatives how to dance when @TeamPillen outlaws it.
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@SaysSimonson Sarcasm is hard for conservatives. Maybe if she was holding a gun when she said it.
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@FPWellman The worst thing about Whitmer is the Dementors.
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Fact check: False
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@RepDonBacon
Rep. Don Bacon 🇺🇸✈️🏍️⭐️🎖️
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@billvobejda I’m against lying.
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@Casey_J516 I give the ump credit. He never took anything personal and handled it well.
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Hi, I’m Mike Flood and I’m the new President of the UNL. I’d like to welcome you to the university and tell you about new majors in crypto, post offices, white history, and bald eagles. I guarantee one thing and one thing only, I will not have one original thought. Go Jays.
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@RonnyJacksonTX This tweet brought to you by 20 shots of Fireball and a handful of Xanax
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1 year
If you showed up at the Capitol with a gun, you looked like a dumb fucking hick.
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Oh my…👀 If they win two districts 🔥🔥🔥
@NicholsUprising
John Nichols
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Nebraska may not be a full-on battleground state. But there’s an eastern Nebraska congressional district that could give an electoral vote to the Harris-Walz ticket — and, potentially, send a Democrat to the House. So Tim Walz is on it.
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A guy who makes $174K a year is telling you another public servant should be happy with $12K a year. 🤣
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. @RepDonBacon is doing the right thing here. We can do that…we can acknowledge when the other side does something right.
@NikkiMcR
nikki mccann ramírez
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Fox's Brian Kilmeade caught on a hot mic calling Rep. Don Bacon a "dumbass" for voting McCarthy.
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@RepSwalwell @tedcruz @JoeBiden @AOC Some Texans are still under boil water orders and Cruz is doing the Cancun/Orlando tour. Joking about it too. People died, so I guess that is hilarious?
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@RonnyJacksonTX Can’t find the tweet from you calling out Ted Cruz.
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@kathygriffin I always felt like Night Court was a little ahead of it’s time and smarter than other comedies at the time.
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@NEGOP Sorry you couldn’t strip parental rights sooner. Thoughts and prayers.
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@joncoopertweets Liberal. I was raised in a pretty much all white rural community. I was very sheltered from the “real world.” Serving in the military with people from various cultures and backgrounds and interacting with people in foreign countries really broadened my world views.
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. @SenatorFischer did you get his autograph?
@AdamSchiff
Adam Schiff
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It’s bring your felon to work day.
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In Nebraska conservative cry baby victim news…Early Bird at Shadow Lake had to change the name of the “Woke Omelette” to the “Wide Awake Omelette” because real live grown ups complained.
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.⁦ @BenSasse ⁩ and @SenatorFischer blocked passage of this bill. We don’t know what we were breathing in out of those smoke stacks during deployments to Bagram, but they chose party theatrics over expanded healthcare for Nebraska veterans.
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Pillen, Fischer, Ricketts, Bacon, Smith, and Flood are gonna sit this one out. No need to comment on an officer involved shooting deterring a man with an AR-15.
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@RonnyJacksonTX Whelan was there during his administration. What’s your excuse?
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@gregkellyusa 😂 It has to suck to be this miserable.
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@funder I’m going off the board…Green bean casserole is my jam. I got my booster…living that Pfizer life.
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@PappyUnhappy @funder They voted for Tuberville, I’d expect nothing less.
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@mrddmia @mehdirhasan @Timodc This is just ugly. Not sure what you are doing here, but it’s a bad look and unprofessional.
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Thankfully gasoline is not flammable
@SenatorFischer
Senator Deb Fischer
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Firefighters have been caught off guard by EVs erupting in flames. If fire damages EV battery cells, the battery can reignite even once the fire's been put out. One fire chief described an EV fire as a “trick candle” — you never know when it will reflame.
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Barbie movie released yesterday, today a rainbow in the county, thoughts and prayers to Sarpy Conservatives.
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