Luke Manning @LukeSkyWacka Twitter profile

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Luke Manning

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2 years

The try guys snl skit tonight really felt like it was minimizing what Ned did while mocking those just trying to pick up the pieces. "Was this affair non-consensual?" "No, worse. He commuted the heinous act of having a consensual KISS and not telling us, his friends" Bro what

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6 years

No one: @PhillyD in his thumbnails 🤔 😲 😧 😕 🤨

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10 months

My sister just cried opening a gameboy advance with a light attachment and a Tetris cartridge. Millennials are so fucking easy

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6 years

Today I ate Chipotle, yelled “NATALIE” multiple times, and tried to get into someone’s Tesla like it was mine. The @DavidDobrik costume is empowering

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6 years

7:30AM on a rainy Monday: *steps in puddle* Me:

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6 years

I can’t do this anymore

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5 years

Almost went on a date with a girl in a cult... The worst part about living in LA is that I still considered it “Well she IS a dog person...”

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4 years

@PhillyD @Naughty_Dog Can't wait to see your opinion on this one! Expecting at least 9/10 sups

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9 months

Hey internet people - Unfortunately my time at TMG Studios has come to an end after 3 incredible years. Many talented people on the team are also finding out they will be finding new positions this year. I'd vouch for any of them.

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7 years

@PhillyD SOMETIMES??? That’s what you’re going with?

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6 years

@PhillyD Charge your phone

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5 years

How to get girls to notice you at lunch:

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4 years

@PhillyD Wow genuinely can't believe you would say this... I'm disappointed

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7 years

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the masters; seek what they sought. #DefrancoShowForStreamys

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5 years

I can FINALLY say my lock picking set I bought in highschool was a good idea.

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6 years

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6 years

*During sex* Me: hurt me Her: No one cares when you argue against flat earthers Me: wait- Her: there’s nothing impressive about your tenuous grasp on grade school level science Me: stop

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6 years

Can we talk about how bald guinea pigs “skinny pigs” look like tiny hippos?

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6 years

If you’re wondering how vidcon went this pretty much sums it up in one picture.

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5 years

These are the types of packaging design decisions we need to be encouraging in companies. The plastic liner inside is recyclable and the cardboard is compostable. Made of 90% recycled materials and uses 60% less plastic total. This is the future

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6 years

@PhillyD Sounds like a lit day to me fam 🔥

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6 years

This weekend was big for me. I ate a salad and liked it for the first time in my life. I guess I’m turning over a new leaf

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5 years

I had to break into my own apartment today. Not only was it scarily easy, but one of my neighbors saw me singing the mission impossible music as I flopped through my window.

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4 years

@PhillyD Wow dropping a hard K now? Fame really gets to you

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6 years

So at the beginning of August my landlord told everyone in our house that we had to leave by the end of August. I found a new place, signed a lease, and then she said today that she’s taking it back and we don’t have to move. What the actual fuck. I’m still out of here

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6 years

My girlfriend is crying right now because she's thinking about how police dogs don't do it for money or fame, they do it because they enjoy it and want to make their partner happy. This literally happens every time we watch @OfficialLivePD ...

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6 years

@PhillyD But did you still hop into it? Maybe a mosey or leisurely skip?

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7 years

All I've ever wanted is a girl who quotes Hot Rod more than me.

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5 years

My schedule changed last minute today so I got a haircut with some extra time I had. I walked into the salon and my hairdresser said this was her last day. She said it must be a sign that I needed one more good haircut for the next phase of life and I almost cried.

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8 years

I have a "no one cares what the photographer looks like" body type.

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5 years

I just watched my coworker go through the existential crisis of realizing that if we don’t fix the Earth in 12 years nothing she does will matter. Everyone has to have this moment to really understand what’s at stake. Our children won’t have an Earth.

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@PhillyD @Casey

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5 years

My barista told me this morning I was going to hell because I didn’t donate to charity with my company’s money. How’s your morning going?

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6 years

When you have more than 99 tabs open on chrome mobile you get a smiley face like it’s pissed you made it do that

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6 years

I always try to eat so much healthier at conventions. Like any normal day I’d rock a cold, broken @PopTartsUS while driving to work. Now it’s egg white omelette, greens smoothie, OJ, etc. Don’t worry, I haven’t lost my roots. I still have a pop-tart in my bag. #VidCon

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6 years

*sigh* “Can we pretend to have your attention for a moment as we show you how to use a seatbelt?” I am living for this flight attendant’s morning attitude 😂

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6 years

I just moved out and my $900 security deposit was cut down to $290 because my landlord hadn’t found someone to replace me yet. THAT’S NOT MY PROBLEM! Before you ask, she cited no damage or cleaning, it was just loss of rent.

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6 years

To balance that plug out here’s a picture of my cat watching videos of birds on YouTube at my desk.

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5 years

@PhillyD Wow, way to out me like that. I blame you for having a Candle company in the first place...

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7 years

Freshman year of college I watched a 30-minute video on youtube late at night and was convinced I was abducted by aliens because my phone and computer had changed time. I didn't realize it was daylight savings time until I talked to my roommate the next morning. Set your Clocks!!

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It was just 145 and now it's 315. Guys I was just abducted by aliens. About an hour of my life has been seamlessly blanked. #freakingout

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6 years

No agenda here, but since the #govermentshutdown have you seen any birds? #wherearethebirds

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@LukeSkyWacka

6 years

I wasn’t around to react to my mashup, so let’s see if you guys can guess who @JoeNationTV put on my face.

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6 years

This morning I found out we have a regular maid at my new place. She walked in on me pooping. I think the direct eye contact when I said “HI!” bothered her. At least I didn’t try a handshake...

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10 months

@bestpinoza Her next one is Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4. Is that close?

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6 years

@PhillyD Not sure if joke, or... But on the way

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5 years

Pros and cons of having a kid: Pro: free labor Con: really long training period

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5 years

@PhillyD I’ve told you for years we need to talk about how you choose to eat cereal

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6 years

I spend a lot of time at home thinking about funny things to say at work

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5 years

@PhillyD What ever it is, it's working

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7 years

“My phone is at 1% no!!” *opens instagram*

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5 years

I ordered Chinese food and they legit gave me enough food for 3 days even though I ordered normal sizes. Don't hurt good people who make good food just because of fear-mongering.

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5 years

My handwriting v A doctor’s handwriting

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6 years

My girlfriend knows the best way to insult me is to say my memes are old. Me: “I’ll have you know I was top of my class at the meme academ-“ Her: “OLD!”

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6 years

@PhillyD Mine sure didn’t in highschool

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4 years

@joebereta ... if you're rich the rules don't apply.

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6 years

My mom used lyft for the first time this weekend, and when she got out of the car she asked her driver for his card so she could use him again. So she has no idea what lyft is apparently.

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3 years

Sorry guys! Apparently if you say "Facebook off" while wearing their Ray-Ban Stories it turns off ALL of Facebook. I had no idea! I'll be more careful with these in the future

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5 years

I’ve decided I’m not ok with being unprepared for earthquakes anymore. The whole “it won’t happen to me” mentality evaporates when it does. I just bought a disaster kit, life straw, and emergency radio on Amazon. I’ll also be sleeping with my clothes and shoes on for a while.

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5 years

Am I the only one who wants the next @shanedawson Doc to be James Charles? Like we all know he’s with Jeffree filming for his next doc, so he’s already behind the scenes on all of this.

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7 years

This level of neglect is the reason I’m not allowed to have a pet.

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5 years

Last night at a bar a girl said I had "Clark Kent vibes" and now that will be on my tombstone

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9 months

During my time at TMG I was able to raise the bar of what video podcasts can be in the industry, and the industry noticed. We regularly had creators reach out to us to find out how we do what we do, and Youtube showed us off to creators interested in video podcasting.

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6 years

My girlfriend’s dog is a bark ranger of the National Petrified forest. We’ve decided to make patches for his vest based on achievement, a bark scout if you will. He’s dreaming big to one day be a beagle scout though.

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6 years

My bond with my roommate is so strong he just flagged me down and got in my car thinking I was his uber.

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5 years

I'm in the bathroom at work and the lights just gave out so I'm sitting on the toilet in pitch black darkness with my pants down. Happy Valentine's Day

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7 years

What kind of world do we live in when a man can’t eat a bowl of milk and cookies without being openly called a loser by a coworker? Not a safe one for Santa Claus, that’s for damn sure!

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4 years

@PhillyD I just needed some water! It's been MONTHS!

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6 years

@PhillyD Work all day on great piece about current news YouTube:

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5 years

If I had tried to dull the pain with booze or drugs I wouldn’t be alive anymore. Suicide is never the answer, and if you ever think that’s a question you’re asking yourself you should seek therapy, not a bottle. The pain will go away, as long as you don’t.

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6 years

I asked my mom for her WiFi password and she handed me this post it. I said “that’s not a password” and she ran across the house and got an identical one from a drawer in the kitchen. This is the password’s encryption protocol, which looks like gibberish to my mom. 😂😂

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@LukeSkyWacka

7 years

Some people have shitty flights, some people sit next to a sleeping puppy on their flight home. This is gonna be a great flight

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7 years

This is how I feel helping a friend with a technical issue over FaceTime.

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6 years

Source within PokémonGo developer Niantic says they will move all Pokestops and Gyms to polling locations tomorrow to encourage people to “PokemonGoToThePolls”

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7 years

If anyone can find me a discontinued @mujiusa hexagonal gel ink ballpoint in black .4mm I will happily pay you. It’s my favorite pen I’ve ever used and I can’t find any more. We can be pen pals...

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6 years

Ice cream is how you treat a sunburn, right?

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5 years

I’ve never studied materials harder than when I’m asked to review the safety instructions while sitting on an exit row. I will not fail this plane.

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6 years

*on landing* “Thank you for flying @SouthwestAir , no one loves you or your money more than we do” Holy shit the sass is real and it’s better than a cup of coffee to get me going

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6 years

felt cute might delete later

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5 years

Idk looks like he nailed it... If I ask a dog to shake I’m always secretly hoping they do something adorable like this

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husky doesn't quite have a grasp on "shake" 🐶🐾

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I saw a spider in my car as I was driving home today. It disappeared before I could kill it so it was the longest 30 minutes of my life.

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7 years

I have dressed up and fixed my hair more for FaceTime calls than work.

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As employee #2 I got in on the ground floor to help Cody and Noel bring their dream of having a podcast network to life. I wore many hats during my time there, sometimes too many, but I loved every second of it.

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I don’t care what anyone says, the right most lane is NOT the fastest lane on the highway. All the merging and 18 wheelers make it much slower. Left lane is the fast lane and I will believe that ‘till the day I die Probably in a fiery car crash in the left lane...

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6 years

I would walk immeasurable distances for Chick-fil-A. And by “immeasurable distances” I mean about a mile in this heat tops

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7 years

Anyone who trashes dominos is not welcome at my dominos sponsored funeral.

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6 years

These hipster bathrooms are getting so weird. I made it work though.

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7 years

Sometimes I accidentally swipe left on a girl before even seeing her profile, and I stop and wonder if I just lost my soulmate. Then I remember it’s just tinder

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6 years

Listening to two people try to talk to me at the same time is the most stressful thing that I can be put through.

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6 years

What monster would rip open a ziplock bag?!?

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5 years

I accidentally dropped a jar of salsa on the floor and I’m not emotionally stable enough for this trauma.

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6 years

#Honestly by @TheGabbieShow is chart topping because: 1. It’s a banger, obvs 2. Every heartbroken highschool alto is practicing on repeat so they can drag their ex at open mic in front of the whole coffee shop.

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6 years

Yesterday I asked Hillary about salad mechanics and she said she was proud of me. It made my day ☺️

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5 years

I have been pillow shamed for the last time... Apparently only psychopaths have just 2 pillows, so I just bought 4 more and a body pillow. It’s just for show though, they will stay under the bed when I sleep. Progress?

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5 years

“How life going?” Me:

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6 years

I wear glasses at all times so I'm never at risk of a cat clawing my eyes out. I've never considered it irrational either.

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@LukeSkyWacka

5 years

I accidentally got to the mall 2 hours before my eye exam. Now I have to find something to do for TWO HOURS. If I don’t have a new iPhone at my eye exam then I have more self control than I realized.

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7 years

If you can see the word "United States" on the map between you and your girlfriend, it's a long distance relationship

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@LukeSkyWacka

5 years

So I just watched #Joker and it was incredible, but I was not expecting Joaquin Phoenix to walk down to the front and start answering questions and taking photos with people. He got the standing ovation he deserved! @ECchojnicki is my witness

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Luke Manning

@LukeSkyWacka

7 years

Does anybody else have a folder of apps that have been shut down or failed? Just me?