Luke Russell-ish ($8 parody) @LukeRussell1281 Twitter profile

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I just can't unsee it now...

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@codeofvets This is a joke, right? American taxpayers were responsible for paying your salary and any benefits you may have received for your service.

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Can I ask my fellow Democrats to stop saying Liz Cheney is showing true leadership? Accepting the results of an election isn't leadership, it's the bare minimum for participatory democracy. I'd rather we not lower the bar any further.

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@RonnyJacksonTX This is the best advertisement for Gmail ever.

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@codeofvets If the argument is the transactional nature of her service that is indeed what she should say. Her argument is that she is not responsible for anyone else which is disingenuous when the America taxpayer was responsible for her. Muting now that the trolls are out.

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I'm really unfamiliar with the concept of creating unity by forgiving people who literally want us all dead.

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@gtconway3d Nobody ever again EVER try to tell me George was any better than his wife.

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@CawthornforNC Bruh. This isn't blackmail. They released the tape. And you confirmed that it is real.

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@IvankaTrump Self awareness level = absolute zero.

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Newt Gingrich would like to remind you that while Ken Starr built a losing case against Bill Clinton based on lying about an extramarital affair, he himself was lying about an extramarital affair.

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Lets see: Speaker Pelosi sends in Schiff and Nadler and President Trump sends in Alan Dershowitz and Ken Starr. That should tell you everything you need to know about the quality of the two cases.

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@mtgreenee If that is a real police officer you just got them busted for concealing their badge number. If it's not, you just took a selfie with someone impersonating an officer. Somehow, I don't see you getting any smarter and "growing" into your new job. It's going to be a long 2 years.

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@TulsiGabbard You know you could spend a bit more time blaming the country which actually invaded Ukraine, it's not like the money they pay you is worth anything.

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@DanCrenshawTX Has Texas ended rape yet? I remember that being a promise from @GregAbbott_TX . Meanwhile, women faced with an unplanned or unwanted pregnancy face far more than 9 months of medical bills before there is a child to adopt. Texas won't even pay it's border security bill.

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@_bornnfinee Most men, and dare I say most women, prefer their poultry cooked.

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Ron Perlman vs Matt Gaetz is reminding me of that old Godzilla vs Bambi cartoon. It's exactly what I needed today.

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@RepAshleyHinson It truly is game changing and amazing! Why did you vote against it?

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@REDROMINA 9 films about one family screwing up an entire galaxy.

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@laurenboebert Article I, Section 8, under the common good and general welfare clause upheld by 246 years of jurisprudence. Even with just a GED you should know this, maybe we should make elected officials read the document before swearing on it.

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Caitlyn Jenner on March 31st, 2017. Awkward 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

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@senatemajldr Pfizer was not part of Warp Speed, their vaccine was developed by a Turkish couple with German funding. But you knew this.

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@missandrealewis I don't care how rich my Nigerian cousin is, he can't have my social security number or my bank info.

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@speaxeasy @SopanDeb @Mikel_Jollett That's as polite as one could be. Democrats imploded because they abandoned Obama in the midterms. He gave them improvement and accomplishments to run on and they ran away.

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@JDVance1 You realize this is the first ROUND of their elections and they won't have a winner until the 24th at the earliest, right?

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@generalkellogg Sir, this is not the record, this is Twitter. If you have something of importance to say, present yourself to Congress and go under oath.

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@benshapiro There's no constitutional right to marriage period if you really want to make the argument.

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MAGA Twitter is trying their best to drag Neil Young and I'm still laughing at Trump's campaign using a song about what a corrupt shithole America is.

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@mtracey This tweet alone disqualifies you from commenting on anything. Ever.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr So once again you're siding with the Russians?

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I don't hate @deanbphillips because he "challenges Biden" or "questions Democrats." I hate Dean Phillips because he is a condescending bigot who whores himself to right-wing billionaires while whining that Democrats won't give him a fair chance. #DropOutDean #DeadBeatDean

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I don't know WTF Mad Marge is even talking about. Yes, we Southerners like our guns. But when Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking we turn off the lights and pretend nobody's home just like everyone else.

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@DrEliDavid @FatEmperor @Mangan150 @zoeharcombe @JoannaBlythman @Francis_Hoar @ProfTimNoakes @justin_hart @kerpen @prof_freedom @LukeJohnsonRCP Tell me you didn't read the study without actually saying you didn't read the study.

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@Acyn I love it when people on government paychecks and benefits paid by taxpayers are so open about how useless they are.

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@benshapiro There's a reason the rest of us don't live there.

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@notcapnamerica It happens when you try to overturn abortion using an opinion from the 1600's then realize a "quickened child" is only 4 weeks younger than Roe allows. 🤷‍♂️

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@MarshaBlackburn Uh... you are citing the Declaration of Independence which is not a legal document.

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@HawleyMO Are you serious? This story was debunked as soon as the right tried to sell it. You're always a day late and a reichsmark short.

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@tedcruz Volkswagen was restructured by the British and paid reparations. Musk doesn't even pay taxes.

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@TomFitton You mean Trump was illegally collecting confidential documents for the purposes of blackmail and you want us to believe he can be trusted anywhere near public office?

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@_celia_bedelia_ @AshleySinclair0 Pooling our money to pay for the public good kinda sounds exactly like what taxes are supposed to be.

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@HeathMayo @TM0s41 I am so sorry you are facing the real-life consequences of pro-life conservatives doing exactly what they've promised to do for 50 years. 🙄

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@mattgaetz Trump's literally campaign cheer was "lock her up." Tap another keg and reconsider your life choices.

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@AJDelgado13 Remember when Tucker told his viewers to confront strangers wearing masks? Call 911 if they saw children wearing masks? Shut up.

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@MuellerSheWrote @MarkHertling @POTUS The president is always has a Marine Honor Guard. They open the doors, they stand by the flag, reporters even know if POTUS is in the Oval by the presence of a Marine on the porch. If we're going to get mad about that staple of the presidency we have to rename the helicopter.

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@EricTrump Did you know that pleading the fifth actually can be used as an inference of guilt in a civil case?

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Sergeant at Arms, drag that abomination @RepMTG out of those chambers. Absolute fucking disgrace to all of America. Congratulations, @GOPLeader . Your party is a classless, anti-American cesspool. #SOTU

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@NoLieWithBTC We are all this guy.

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@laurenboebert We know. That's why Democrats demanded @stevenmnuchin1 stop concealing the records but the @GOP told us it would be fine.

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@TheRickWilson Mueller is a beautiful maestro. He got the Treason Caucus to play themselves.

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@RepCawthorn So... you're pledging to re-invade Afghanistan? Did you focus group the popularity of this idea?

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I'm really sorry she's dead but fuck Ashli Babbit and fuck her mom too. I really do not need Congress wasting my time or money asking why a woman was shot while trying to storm the capitol building.

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@EWErickson The barely vague threats of violence and intimidation against a possible indictment are more telling of Trump's own supporters and, frankly, pretty disgusting.

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@benshapiro Uhh... Ben, St. Croix is IN the Virgin Islands, a US territory. Ted Cruz fled the country and blamed his daughters. Is #SmallDickEnergy contagious?

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Look... all I'm saying is you can't convince me Harriet Hageman and George Santos aren't the same person.

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@AltGirlAmelia If infrastructure collapses after only 24 hours without men maybe those jobs really should be done by women.

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@deanbphillips @MalcolmNance The numbers are down because Democrats have always had a messaging problem. You know what sends the worst message? Primarying a successful incumbent. Yes, you are helping Trump by repeating Republican attacks on the leader of the Democratic party.

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@stlcountypd What is the lethal range of a squeeze pump spray bottle of vinegar?

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@MELANIATRUMP Who receives charitable funding is usually determined before the event occurs, so this is you confirming that as of yet no money has gone to charity. Well done.

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@GLNoronha I'm old enough to remember when Republicans blocked even having hearings on a Democrat's judicial nominees for over a year. Are you new here?

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@tedcruz All four of Trump's budget proposals cut funding to federal grants for law enforcement. Which one did you vote against?

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@KeithTopG @healthbyjames Scamming for an insurance settlement? Yes, that is a crime.

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@RyanLizza Why does a story have to be positive or negative when you can just print provable facts and leave out your opinion? That's editorializing not journalism.

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@mtgreenee You... you know you lost at Gettysburg too... right? Like... pretty badly.

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@MommaD11471 @April39677298 They don't want to get your hopes up since it's rarely covered by insurance.

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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus went rogue, killed a bunch of children, then led a a galaxy spanning fascist dictatorship until he was shamed by the knowledge he was an absentee father. Is Space Jesus a Republican by any chance?

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@starwars 1. The politics begs to differ 2. Descriptor of content, not intent. 3.Youre a brand rep on a pc managing the twitter of a company. You suck at marketing by alienating potential customers. 4.SW is a Christian story, Anakin is space Jesus. Thus why it got wide appeal.

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@RepMTG @elonmusk "Corporate Communism" remains an oxymoron. You'll figure it out one day if someone speaks really slowly and uses bright colors to illustrate.

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@JDVance1 "I want to hear less about white rage but I want to tell you what really enrages me as a white man." Helluva 180, JD.

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@FPWellman @LindseyGrahamSC I think he's straight up admitting to politically weaponizing the court by appointing activist judges... if only it actually mattered anymore.

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@AllenWest Please elaborate, who do you think created the experimental treatments you are currently paying to have injected into your body?

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@DocAtCDI That is a Time To Move pit viper predominantly located in the Way The Fuck Over There region of NOPE.

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@FoxNews Schwarzenegger, surprisingly, not really a cyborg.

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@RepMTG Surprising nobody there isn't a single pronoun in this list.

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@RepJimBanks @RichardGrenell Why is this embarrassing? There are two sets of German and American flags. If the view were wider there is probably a third set on the left. It's more embarrassing that you thought this was some kind of gotcha' moment.

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@lavern_spicer Jesse Jackson Jr, Chaka Fatah, Anthoy Weiner, Corrine Brown, Rod Blagojevich, Jim Traficant, Frank Balance, William Jefferson, et al. Next time time don't "ask yourself," find a book.

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@bader_diedrich I don't believe you for a second. If you said "every time someone runs a stop sign, barrels through the pickup line, comes to a complete stop in the courtyard then bursts into flames" I'd believe it's a Tesla.

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@thehill When you find his payments to drug dealers and sex traffickers, I might care.

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My correction, BOTH @RepMTG and @RepBoebert should have been expelled by the Sergeant-at-Arms. Classless garbage just piling up on top of itself in Steve's dumpster fire of a party @GOPLeader .

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That was Lauren Boebert who shouted out during the State of the Union to say that 13 people had died in Afghanistan.

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@MsMelChen @KevinMKruse @mehdirhasan A corrupt Supreme Court Justice has been bought and paid for by a fan of Nazi memorabilia with a Garden of Evil dedicated to the memory of the world's worst dictators. Did you think it would sound better with all the details?

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@IvankaTrump I only see a pampered princess about to snort some milkweed...

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@brthack @emrazz Safest bar to be around, no one stays long enough to drive home drunk.

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@MSNBC Americans are not divided. If you participated in attempting to overthrow our democracy you aren't American at all.

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@kylegriffin1 There is no way in hell Kellyanne ever passed a chance to freebase methadone in the trailer park.

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@ATXPOA Look, I know you hate the word, but it really does boil down your ideology: Use of force to control individual liberties including the outcome of elections... You're fascists. Just embrace it.

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@CajPaLa When DNA tests proved Eric is really his.

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@ChuckGrassley So what you're getting at is the border is pretty well under control.

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The only thing worse than being the minority party is having the majority but still acting like it's our job to make Republicans happy.

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@LoganDobson Lesson one: When you have to explain what you meant by addressing segregation to the first black president you already know how bad you fucked up. It's called a Freudian Tweet.

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@CariKelemen @waxx411 Yes. It's the default setting for nearly every phone.

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@roddreher You're saying that in your scenario the country which just won a war against an enemy without US boots on the ground will require US boots on the ground to protect said country from the enemy they just defeated? On what planet does that qualify as a good point?

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@SRiggsWDRB Absolutely. They wanted the job, they work for the people, they answer to the people.

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@CBSNews If you didn't follow up by asking for @tedcruz 's plan to deal with mental illness why even bother with the interview?

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@notcapnamerica I'm old fashioned. I prefer presidents who don't require personal legal representation.

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@ByronYork The amazing thing about Twitter is you actually have to take the time to type out something this stupid.

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It's Christmas Eve and traitor Mike Flynn picked a fight with an import automobile. H/t @theliamnissan

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I remember being in high school, watching Columbine live on television. We should have walked out then but we were naive enough to think that event would change everything. Today's "kids" are already smarter than we ever were and I support every one of them. #NationalWalkoutDay

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@MysterySolvent Mother's not going to be happy about the breasts.

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@KellyannePolls SPOILER After the first three lines it's just placeholder text and a bit from a Michelle Obama speech.

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I am anti-fascist. If this makes me a terrorist, we don't have an "Antifa" problem. We have a fascist problem.

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@Jamesrus42 @MayoIsSpicyy Kevin McCarthy has been looking for his balls since 1983.

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@notcapnamerica Tucker Carlson.

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@TheRickWilson Everyone rub Rick's head like the Buddha and buckle up. This might be the big one.

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