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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ

@CajPaLa

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The campaign in my pinned tweet needs angel seeds. Trickle down economics is powerful here & now in the micro, a fallacy in the macro.

the space between my thoughts
Joined June 2017
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
8 months
Want to help deport a lefty? Just a few donations will get the ball rolling & first paperwork in motion. Make America Great Again with one less antifa/blm leftist !! CashApp $ CajPaLa Venmo @ Love_is_a_verb Just say "leave" in the notes. #DeportALefty
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Just when you throw in with a candidate and feel great supporting them, the news breaks and it all comes crashing down. Just learned that at one time @BetoORourke was twenty years old and rode a skateboard while playing in a band. Why, Beto, why? #BetoForTexas #BetoForSenate
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
What the hell happened to the caravan?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
On mornings that Trump doesn't Tweet, a little voice in the back of my head says, "Ooh! Maybe he passed in his sleep!" I'm a terrible person, please unfollow me, or RT so I don't feel all alone.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@FoxNews Fox News is doing a disservice to the nation and our national security by being a mouthpiece for @realDonaldTrump and his agenda of maligning #Mueller , a man of integrity and valor, a patriot unmatched. #Muellerlujah
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Hey, @DLoesch , good morning ! Just stopping by to let you know that removing "NRA" from your Twitter profile doesn't stop federal investigations into campaign finance violations involving Russia!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿค” Have a nice day !! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿค”
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Do you think Lying Sarah will end up working for @FoxNews when she leaves the White House?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
Might be off Twitter for awhile, I'm going to California to rake 23.7 million acres of forest.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
4 years
My dear friend Jeff just passed from this fken virus. Its now rocked my inner circle.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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On this day, 74 years ago, a great ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธpatriot๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ was born. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ For his tireless service to justice and liberty, let's take a moment to thank this man, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Robert Swan Mueller lll๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Happy Birthday, Mr. Mueller! We appreciate you๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ! #HappyBirthdayMueller
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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This MY cell phone. It is a communication device that I pay the bill for. As owner, I should have SOLE DISCRETION over who can access it. ReTweet if you do not want a SERIAL LIAR AND SEXUAL PREDATOR sending messages to YOUR device !! #tRump
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Dearest @realDonaldTrump , I see you support the death penalty for drug dealers, similar to how you called for the death penalty for the Central Park 5, who were innocent. My question is, do you support execution for people convicted of treason against the USA? #Muellerlujah
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
3 years
This is literally what is happening, right?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Thank you, Betsy Devos. This needs to be framed. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@realDonaldTrump The public needs to realize that the person in the Oval Office is intentionally trying to undermine a legitimate, non-partisan, federal investigation in a way that should lead to his immediate removal. This CANNOT continue! #TrumpRussia #TruthIsntTruth
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Thinning brush & removing deadwood can reduce fuel and lessen the spread of fire. "Raking" the forest floor disrupts an ecologically symbiotic system, promotes erosion, destroys mycelium, increases evaporation, etc. Go. Home. Donny. #NotMyPresident
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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If Trump Junior gets arrested this morning, I'm f'ken declaring early Christmas. Who's in? #TrumpCrimeFamily
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@Meshellluv @MichaelAvenatti Lordy, let there be receipts !!
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
7 years
Want to connect with the #Resistance ? Well, this is an #FBR party !! FBR = FollowBackResistance Like and Retweet this then follow those who did the same. The #BlueWave2018 is gaining speed.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
3 years
I just got unfollowed because I smoke cigarettes. Wow.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
Would you trade #ColumbusDay for "Voting Day" as a national holiday? RT if YES !
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@auntcinnywinny @StormyDaniels See, Wendy, When two adults have an affair, they can mutually agree maturely to keep it between themselves. When one threatens the other, all mother fucking bets are off. #Basta #TeamStormy
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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If you live in #Cleveland If you have family in #Columbus If you are outside of #Cincinnati If you call, #Ohio home Raise some noise for @dannyoconnor1 and help him get to DC from #Ohio12 If you can spell, "Ohio" you can ReTweet this. #VoteOConnor
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@thedavidcrosby Look bro, if you are trying to break into the industry, getting your garage demo in the hands of a superstar isnt the best way. If you have written anything half decent, play it at a fundraiser for a cause she supports or something. Tweeting at her will leave you unknown. โœŒ
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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You are camping with your family and see Rudy Giuliani & Sean Hannity about to go over a treacherous waterfall in a raft. You only have time to save one, so what is the fourth ingredient you add to your smores? #Swamp
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Some people refrain from Tweeting what they really think because they don't want their Twitter account suspended. If you are like me, you refrain from Tweeting what you really think because you don't want the Secret Service knocking on your door. #TrumpResign
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@FoxNews @realDonaldTrump All of US need to read Seth's thread.
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Seth Abramson
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(THREAD) There's now a rumor in Congress that Trump plans to fire Special Counsel Mueller on December 22. If this happens, it will trigger a constitutional crisis. This thread explains what's happening and what to doโ€”please read and share it widely. This is an actual emergency.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Had Obama sent ONE derogatory Tweet degrading someone, he would have faced immediate censure Had Obama spent ONE day at a private property & profited personally, he'd have faced impeachment Trump does both 100's of times to cheers. That, my friends, is called "White Supremacy"
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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๐Ÿ˜… Yeah, some things bring a tear to your eye.... A baby being born.... Lost dog running to meet his ten year old human.... A beautiful sunset..... Merrick Garland receiving the criminal complaint on Kavanaugh..... You know...... #Resistance #KavanaughLied
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Today is 5000 days since I've had a drink and I did it by learning to live in a twenty four hour period and repeating that process. I say this because I was on the verge of death in 2004 and I'm still here. Reach out if you need help. #Sober #Slowbriety #SoberResistance
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@realDonaldTrump So let me get this straight. Someone you previously fired THREE TIMES on a reality TV show who was UNQUALIFIED to work in the White House, was able to manipulate you with tears, then RECORD in the FKEN SITUATION ROOM? #UnfitForOffice
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@GovMikeHuckabee @elonmusk BREAKING: "Gov" Huckabee calls domestic violence survivors "keyboard cowards", and suggests stripping their anonymity so their stalkers & abusers can find them. Did I get that right, Mike? Huh? Mike?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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I was born in Seattle, speak one language, haven't had healthcare since 1986, fell through the cracks of state foster care, didn't finish eighth grade, was homeless for over a decade. Maybe I'm the one from a #shithole country.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@NBCNews "The more corrupt and arrogant I became, the less people liked me." There, fixed it.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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What will you do with Trumpy Bear if someone gives you one for Christmas? #AskingForAFriend #trumpybear
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Just visited with my brother, haven't seen him in years. He is getting MARRIED !! OMG, her last name is... ...wait for it..... Mueller !!! #TakeHerNameBro
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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I followed @lachlan to broaden & balance my access to journalists across the spectrum. I unfollowed @lachlan for his disgusting attack on a child, creating sexualized content to disparage the parent. Not. Acceptable. Ever. Will you join me? Cc: @EdKrassen @krassenstein
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Good morning #Resistance , It's 27 degrees here in Reno Nevada, 5am. Are you feeling winter yet where you are?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@Tochinoshin33 Thank you for recognizing the needs of others as your own. Community to me is "common unity" and you exemplify that. Thank you for sharing with us because i know you didnt do it for ego. Thank you for living simply so that others can simply live. Also, I love you.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@TheCalebBond @kathygriffin @Knightcartoons Good job on winning this week's Klansplaining championship ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @trumpwinery Not a single person I associate with would ever spend a dollar on any TRUMP branded products under any circumstances.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@RepMTG Hey your traitor friend died yesterday because of this narrative you are pushing, are you upset about that?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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When do you think was the last time Donald wept?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@DogginTrump @eldamon BACK TO EPSTEIN, FOLKS.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Guys, help me out here... I'm at someone's house and they just put fox *news on for the SOTU address... Do i: A: go on the front porch and smoke pot B: go on the back porch and smoke pot
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@laurenboebert @AOC Imagine spending $2,000 per child on weapons of mass death a week after criticizing VP for buying a $350 cooking vessel. Please check yourself.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@HoltonSharp A woman sent me a friend request on FB in August of 2020 and I accepted. She was a sweet soul, had beaten cancer a decade ago and earlier today she passed away. Some of our social media friendships are fken real as real gets, even if we never met or heard one anothers voice.๐Ÿค—
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Did y'all know Chris, our friend @SoulStealer25 has been suspended? We know he will be back, blazing a bowl of herb, raising hell with his crazy sense of humor soon. Honk if you miss ๐ŸŽ† Ordinance Junky ๐ŸŽ†
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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I'mma go stand in front of the Quickie Mart and recite some of Trump's statements from this mornings meeting and see how long it takes to get free drug testing & a 72 hour mental health evaluation. #TrumpResign
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@juiceyyy_j @HillaryClinton You realize that did not happen, right?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@seanhannity @Acosta Sean Hannity is the Jerry Springer of Alex Jones's.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Fourteen years ago today, I made a decision and took action. On 10/28/04 I decided to experience life in the absence of alcohol for one day, and committed to repeating that process. If you struggle, know that it is an inside job, but you never have to do it alone. #soberlife
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Anybody heard of Trump Industries giving out bonuses? Anybody? We all know how hard people work for low wages in the hospitality industry, so surely he is doing what a responsible and caring businessman with a huge tax cut would do, pay it forward. #FollowMeForSnarkyShenanigans
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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We might be terrified of mushroom clouds and nuclear winter today, but, it was nice making it to the SECOND FUCKING DAY OF THE NEW YEAR before esteemed leader threatened nuclear war. #ImpeachTrump
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@realDonaldTrump Her name was Heather. Her name was Heather Heyer. #HerNameWasHeatherHeyer Say. Her. Name.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@realDonaldTrump Do you have ANY advisors that could educate you on the basics?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@CollinRugg Healthy grieving involves laughing, smiling, celebrating & communing, along with all the sadness, the tears, quietude & solemnity of mourning. These kids have to show up for life every day. How would you have them be? #KidsNotGuns
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Today I saw an advertisement for a cruise ship. A week in the Bahamas for $549. It's now cheaper to LIVE on a cruise ship than a studio apartment in San Francisco. Wow. #HousingCrisis #WealthDisparity
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
4 years
Lets treat the #2022Election as if its next week. The time is now to: Put pressure on the corporate donors to GOP candidates. Register voters, especially the youth coming eligible. Elevate blue candidates. We must keep this momentum while the winds of change are strong.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
Having just been unfollowed & sent an explanation via DM that I should "respect the First Lady", let me say this: She is not my First Lady. She should not have citizenship. She is more a possession/employee than wife. She willingly joined his racist WITCH HUNT against Obama End
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
My ten dollars says Kavanaughs wife files for divorce before New Years.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
2 years
@SpiroAgnewGhost @MuellerSheWrote Right, we have documents so highly classified that their mere existence cannot be shared. These docs cannot be listed on an inventory or manifest. So to think Trump may have absconded with materials of this nature is startling at best.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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I'm old enough to remember having a president that would fly in the dead of night, into a war zone, unanounced, to visit our #Troops and boost their moral, staying until every single person who wanted a picture with @BarackObama got one. #WeMissYouObama
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump By, "ended it all", you mean, democracy, world standing and honor in leadership, right, Traitor Tot?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Loucie passed in our arms this morning with grace and elegant dignity. โ™ฅ๏ธ
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@steph93065 @tedlieu @FLOTUS We set examples for children, not do hypocritical action and demand they do different. #TheMoreYouKnow
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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I mailed a money order for 50ยข to the #NRA today, with request for a receipt, because it will cost them much more than that to open, process & respond. #bankruptcy
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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All of us not watching him on television is powerful. Getting others to #ChangeTheChannel will tank the rating...... We have 30 hours to raise awareness. #NoWall #NoWallEver #ChangeTheChannel
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
RT if you're not watching 60 minutes tonight.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
4 years
@ksorbs Huh? Where are constitutional rights being lost and yes im concerned about a deadly virus that has taken my loved ones.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@AllensOpEd @Took1ForTheTeam Most of us have shared a bathroom with folks and never known, because people go about their business.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@MichaelAvenatti The buses equipped with special seats for babies and toddlers are expensive. Taking the kids great distances increases profits for this massive human trafficking operation. #Basta
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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If your dad named you after his first name, but spelled backwards, would you have a cool name? The translations will be fun ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Is it me, or did Susan Collins give the strangest retirement speech ever today?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@LASDHQ What crimes had those officers been charged with? Was either ever arrested? Accused of spousal abuse? How many complaints of excessive force are in their files? We need that info to discuss if they deserved this.
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For the love of Christ on a (sprouted, multigrain, organic, gluten free, small farm, local, sustainably grown, water-wise, fair-trade, socially conscious, environmentally responsibly packaged, non gmo, permacultured) cracker, can we get this guy impeached already? #WTAF
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Some families have a "swear jar" to save money for special purchases. We should get a "Lie Jar" for the White House so we can balance the budget, eliminate the national debt, provide healthcare & education and follow through with, #InfrastructureWeek
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Fair thee well, sweet Boozie ๐Ÿ’œ Today your next adventure begins. Thank you for your endless love.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@DanPriceSeattle I feel that is where we have to admit we do not have a "healthcare system" so much as a "sickness industry".
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Son of a bitch ran on a platform of being a one man show and now acts like he can't unwrap a fucking cheeseburger unless the Democrats are standing there tying his goddam bib around his #FatNixon neck, and handing him napkins. Enough of this shit !! #BASTA !!
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
4 years
@cryborg Have you considered that it may have been part of the reconnaissance "tours" given the day prior?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
4 years
Why is the presidents adult son on fox, blasted on cocaine?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Hypocrisy much? US Gov: Spends 80 million dollars per year subsidizing Viagra & other, "male enhancement" drugs under the guise of "healthcare". Also US Gov: Women should learn to keep their legs closed & birth control is "abortion inducing". What planet are we on right now?
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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Donald Trump lifted the Jones Act for ten days, not even enough time to load international cargo ships & get to #PuertoRico . He said Puerto Rico would be punished for their economics, which we have decimated through policy. Congrats, Donny, you are now a mass murderer.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@MichaelAvenatti @senatemajldr @realDonaldTrump This is exactly why the response of Kavanaugh in the hearings infuriates me so much. To see him adopt the playbook of Trump by just lying & bullying his way through is alarming. That standard cannot become standard. None of this is normal. #Basta #AvenYATZEE
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@FLOTUS Your new *kidneys* are really big. Did we pay for those? #BeBreast
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@MichaelAvenatti Who is ready for some TAPES ?!! #BASTA #TeamStormy
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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You know how Trump has absolutely no filter, right? He is the boss, calls the shots, doesn't mince words? Well, just imagine the tapes Mueller has from the campaign, the transition, Cohen, etc..... #Muellerlujah #TrumpResign
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@MichaelAvenatti Many of us are worn thin with the chatter and abuse. Muting and blocking are great tools to clear the feed and stay FOCUSED. We. Have. Three. Weeks. Keeping things relevant to Nov 6th is paramount to success. #CountdownFocus
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@dan_smolnik @mockumatrix @ACLU @ICEgov Right on. In the early eighties, I was in fourth or fifth grade, & held my own English classes during recess for all our new peers from Laos & Cambodia. Good times.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@tedlieu @realDonaldTrump And today Hope Hicks testifies under oath. This is surely what got the dumpster fire #Meltdown raging so brightly. #Muellerlujah #PutinsAssHamster #FollowMeForSnarkyShenanigans
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
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@screwed_up_chic @DonaldJTrumpJr @trumpwinery The owners of, "Trump Vancouver" just signed a deal to buy out the franchise contract so they can take his awful name off their property.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
That warm feeling you get when a QUARTER MILLION people on another continent drop what they are doing to protest the Presidont. ๐Ÿ˜‹ #ThankYouLondon
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
#Thailand can pump millions of gallons out of a dangerous cave system & with world class diving experts find and carry to safety kids who are trapped. Meanwhile, Trump and the Republican party cannot find kids they locked in an abandoned Walmart. Let that sink in. #Trump
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
My last Tweet of 2018. Something honest & heartfelt. Ok, got it. Fuck you, Donald Trump. Fuck you and your entire family of scumbag fucks. Fuck everyone who supports you and fuck all your complicit crony motherfuckers. Fuck. You. Donald. Trump. #FUCKTRUMP
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
3 years
@laurenboebert Nah, if it isnt the phone call itself or verified by her, we do not trust anything you say about the content or context of any call. You are not trustworthy.
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
There WILL be multiple issues breaking in the next three weeks. Some will be orchestrated intentionally as distractions. Let's all commit to recognizing them & refraining from elevating them with our limited time before #Midterms2018 Are you with me? #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
6 years
@SethAbramson <makes popcorn> <pours Seth a glass of water> #FollowMeForSnarkyShenanigans
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Matthew W. Parsons ๐ŸŒˆ
7 years
Join us today for a #FollowBackResistance ๐ŸŒ BIRTHDAY PARTY !๐ŸŽ‡ Can we have this Tweet circling the ๐ŸŒ when Amy wakes up today?๐ŸŽ‚ For over 25yrs @Icanblush has graced me with great โœŒ friendship & love ๐Ÿ’– This Resister Sister is the best! (๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ)<= luv u chick #FBRParty #FBR
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