You know it’s next level when Anthony Jeselnik, a comedian whose entire catalog is of boundary-pushing dark humor, is calling out guys like Matt Rife, Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Roseanne Barr…
This will never not be the most hilarious and genuinely genius thing ever.
@ThatKevinSmith
is and has always been a fuckin’ icon. 😂😂
Definitely gonna be watching “Dogma” later ‘cause of this.
@questionposting
The core team:
J’onn J’onzz/Martian Manhunter
Oliver Queen/Green Arrow
Dinah Lance/Black Canary
Courtney Whitmore/Stargirl
Pat Dugan/S.T.R.I.P.E.
June Moone/Enchantress
John Henry Irons/Steel
@prplexi
Having patience is a real sign of true love. Not everybody has the same pace as us, and having someone(s) who are patient with us as we grow, that’s… that’s a pure love that is hard as hell to replace.
And I hope (if she see this) she knows that I’m not done being patient.
If you stargazed, you are now obligated to sub. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them. Now go and sub to my best friend’s page! Quickly, quickly, we don’t have all day!
@juulhater69
That’s just fuckin’ weird. Like, what would possess someone to send personal shit like that to someone’s family? That shit is so fuckin’ weird.
The amount of people angry that Marvel took this opportunity to discuss racial, and general, inequality in a show which centers around the theme of legacy, where a Black man is the lead, and a main antagonist is the American government… ✨blissful✨…
Look into yourself and allow the hard person in ya peek through! Go sub to my bestie’s OF for a hard but fun time! Disappoint does not exist over there!
Like, jokes are meant to be jokes, but there are times when comedians forget that not everything’s funny. And you can’t act all “I’m the real victim, they didn’t laugh at my jokes” when you’re told that your jokes ain’t funny. Accept the L and move on.
Yup, nope, this the one, Char. This one tops the rest.
G’night, everyone! Thanks for all your hard work today but Charley gave us the best selfie of the week. Go home, get some rest, we’ll get back at it on Monday.
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I think this quick interaction is all we need to know.
Y’all are bigots, plain and simple. And the fact that you challenge when someone calls out your shitty behavior instead of taking in the information and learning to communicate, proves that you never learned shit from Japan.
‘Cause I’m obviously a fanboy of the hilariously pathetic kind, of course my Lock Screen and Home Screen are
@cruellamorgan
. What? I like beauty… I like seeing pretty things! Wait, that sounds offensive. Cru’s not a “thing”… but all things are nouns and humans are nouns…
@GailSimone
Born with a facial deformity, I grew up being called a monster, a freak, being feared of because “it’s contagious.” Ben Grimm is an idol due to his perseverance. And I think, I believe, that it should be recognized more in-depth in the comics than it has been. (Cont.)
Also, y’all should give your internet girlfriend your thanks and praise by subbing to her OF. She’s being extra gracious today, it’s 50% off! Show her love and support!
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@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz
The vibes I’m getting off this guy is that he was (is… hopefully) a very kindhearted guy that just had people gravitate towards him, and because of that, he was always open to hearing life stories and making a calm and chill environment.
But fr tho, I’m starting to develop feelings. This shit’s dangerous, bro. 😂😂
I mean, these have been my wallpaper for the last 72 hours…
Cru can do the funniest thing right now… 👀😂
Friend is being kicked out of his flat that has a garden because the landlord wants to charge much, much higher rent. Friend has carefully removed every single thing he planted. Landlord: “it’s worth more with all the fucking plants, how am I meant to get more rent now?!”
@AquariusAnthem
And say what? “Hi, how are ya?” What next, you want me to embarrass myself by telling her that I love her so much that I wanna give her more than the world ‘cause she deserves more than a single planet at her disposal? 😂😂 Yeah, okay, like I’m gonna hurt myself like that. 😂😂
Tell Mama Charley “goodnight” while you’re hittin’ that subscribe button on her OF page (it’s a virtual kiss g’night)! And then maybe she’ll be a good maid and clean up that filthy little brain of yours! 😉😈
Goodnight, Charley! 💚💚
You heard the lady, folks. Grab your weightlifting belts, your raggedy clothes and stretch out the appropriate muscles! WE GOT SOME MOVIN’ TO DO!! Your arms will get sore but the euphoria will be addictive! So start by movin’ your card to sight and move them thumbs!
People are just pissed because they can’t control the narrative of how shite the WWE product is.
This is the shit that happens when you don’t evolve with the customer base.
@TomTaylorMade
blessed the world when he helped give birth to Gabby. I will never be able to thank you, good sir, for your service to the betterment of the planet.
Let the blood pump through more than just your 🫀, boys, girls and ‘bies. Make sure your 🍆 or 🥑 gets treated right by treating Miss Megan right.
Go sub and support the Vampiric Entrepreneur!
@UnhingedVessel
@ComicGirlAshley
‘Cause Ben’s like that one uncle that doesn’t hate kids, but doesn’t exactly know how to comfort and play around with them. So the best he can do is “there, there” pets. 😂😂😂
@KylePlantEmoji
Two quarters? I feel like if my tweet gets shadowed, there’s definitely something wrong, because I know I’m not wrong. I may not get the riddle right (by whatever), but two quarters (25 cents) does equal 50 cents and both coins are not nickels…
Here ya go,
@cruellamorgan
. A makeshift album cover, with makeshift album name and the more-than-likely necessary “Parental Advisory” warning sticker. 😂😂 Enjoy.
Can we just take a moment to mention that you could tell from the very beginning that Shark was destined to end up with Charley? They really are soulmates.
Never gonna lie on this,
@HayleyKiyoko
’s “One Bad Night” always gets me vibin’.
I mean, if Lesbian Jesus doesn’t get you vibin’, then I don’t think I can hang with y’all.
@LilLunaSunset
@baddestmamajama
I’ll save you the time, the movie is overhyped. You can feel the animosity between Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams, don’t let anyone try telling you otherwise. And plus, I’ve seen better love stories. And worse part about that, most of those better ones also Star Rachel McAdams.
@CosmicRanger006
Justin Stewart was actually a good character. I think some people are taking their own biases towards Blake Foster and aiming them at Justin.
@SmallvilleTakes
We both know that each Arthur would just be gassin’ the other up the whole time. It’d be like an episode of “Batman: The Brave and The Bold” brought to life in the most magical way possible.
@PowerRangersFun
Personally, I think the worst thing to happen to the franchise as a whole is how Nickelodeon handled Megaforce. I believe that there could’ve been a good, strong season in what they had and what they wanted to do, just executed poorly.
@BlackgoddessRG
Leo moon, constantly wearin’ silver, I ain’t checkin’ on my father. I’mma be leading his funeral with a smile on my face, a genuine smile. 😂😂😂
@Smiteis
@Iwan_D_Roberts
@ManaByte
My interpretation, my opinion, Rob is one of those guys that likes to boast about how intelligent, great, funny, creative, and a master of his craft while the opposite tends to be the truth. His arrogance and narcissism is why so many people have a dislike towards him.
@UpToTASK
100% agree, bro! You know what it reminds me of? Old school kids shows from back in the day. Racin’ to get home after school to catch the new episode of Power Rangers or something, new episode every Monday through Friday. It gives me great nostalgia vibes this every day thing.